Fergie in Jean-Charles de Castelbajac

Posted on December 12, 2011

The coffee simply isn’t hitting our bloodstream in the rapid manner we require, so let’s start the week off with something easy, while we wait for our eyes to stay open on their own, instead of relying on the little paper clips we’re using right now to prop them open.

You see, it’s very simple, Fergie:

Fergie in Jean-Charles de CastelbajacFergie attends The Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle Presents “A Night Of Firsts” in LA in a Jean-Charles de Castelbajac dress.

Fergie in Jean-Charles de Castelbajac

Fergie in Jean-Charles de Castelbajac

Fergie in Jean-Charles de Castelbajac

If you’re presenting your very exciting Felix the Pussy dress to the press and it’s so tight you can’t zip it up in the back?

DON’T TURN AROUND.

Honestly! These people! Do we have to map out every single detail for you? Bah. More coffee.

[Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images]

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