Because, darlings, you’re all looking way too stable walking around on your 6-inch heels and fashion simply must come up with a way to make you all walk very slowly and carefully.
DSquared2 fall 2011 collection
And the sad part is, these are all fabulous designs – except for the fact that you have to walk on a blade. We already know the answer to this one but we do so like to watch all the veins in your necks explode with rage:
DSquared2’s “Skate Moss” boots: YEA or NAY?
[Photo Credit: elle.com, dsquared2.com]