Stewart, Pattinson & Lautner Get Their Hands Dirty

Posted on November 04, 2011

Let’s check in on those plucky Twilight kids and see what they’re doing now.

 

Kristen Stewart in Marios SchwabKristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Hand and Footprint Ceremony at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Kristen Stewart wears a Marios Schwab dress.

Marios Schwab Spring 2012 Collection

Kristen Stewart in Marios Schwab

Kristen Stewart in Marios Schwab

Kristen Stewart in Marios Schwab

Kristen Stewart in Marios Schwab

Kristen Stewart in Marios Schwab

Kristen Stewart in Marios Schwab

Kristen Stewart in Marios Schwab

Pattinson, there’s little to say about on the style front, but if we were him we’d have a clause in our contract stating that Taylor Lautner must always be at least ten feet away from us in pictures. He just looks pasty and sloppy here.  And pasty guys with brown whiskers shouldn’t go more than a day or two without shaving. There. We said it. You can’t pull off swarthy, pink boys. Leave that to the born swarthy.

And why wear a suit if you’re going to be so sloppy about it? Why wear a suit at all to an event like this?  They’re not really built for getting down on your hands and knees.

Oh, the rejected possibilities for followups to that last sentence.

Anyway, our point is, Taylor mostly got it right here. Not the most interesting outfit in the world, but it shows off the bod and it’s tastefully low-key. Plus, you can get down on your hands and knees and not have it bunch up all over or have the shirt come untucked.

Stewart went for the high/low pairing and hey, we love a good high/low. But this dress, cute as it is, isn’t really right for her coloring. Plus it’s not very daytime. We like that she wore the Vans. They’re a classic and they suit her real style (as opposed to the styles forced upon her) to a T. If we had been consulted, we would have picked a simple black sleeveless day dress. It would have looked dramatic and it would have picked up the checkerboard pattern a lot better. Her makeup looks great but is it us or is there a TON of product in her hair?

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, style.com]

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