Sarah Jessica Parker in Australia
SJP traveled to the magical land of Australia to pole-dance for that movie that flopped over here months ago, poor thing. To make what must have been a dreary task more fun, Sarah got her crazy on. Let’s break it down.
Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Melbourne premiere of “I Don’t Know How She Does It” in a Prabal Gurung dress.
Cute! The cocker spaniel hair’s only so-so and the same could be said for the shoes, but the dress is a killa. Love that shade of purple on her. Makeup looks pretty too.
Sarah Jessica Parker attends the VRC Oaks Club Ladies Luncheon at Crown Palladium in a Chanel dress paired with a Philip Treacy hat.
It’s hard to tell since her face is so obscured, but we’re pretty sure we’re reading “sheepish regret.” She looks like she didn’t know they were going to hand her a microphone and tell her to come up onstage. Which is silly, of course, because she’s flogging a movie, but we have to admit, that hat, fabulous as it is, is for sitting in the crowd at Ascot or sitting in the church and watching royalty get married. It’s not really appropriate for an indoor public appearance thingie. We like the dress, though.
Sarah Jessica Parker at the “I Don’t Know How She Does It” press conference in a Vera Wang dress.
Ooooh, sweetie. No. We’re all for a gal injecting some color into her life, but this looks like a Boca retiree’s shower curtain. And speaking of Assisted Living, what octogenarian did you mug for her jewelry, hon?
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