The world can breathe a sigh of relief, for we finally all know who the Sexiest Man Alive is this year.
Oh, whatever, People.
The runners-up were the usual collection of mostly white guys who happen to be having, or are about to have, a very good year, career-wise. All very attractive in that totally vanilla way, which is to be expected when something as mainstream as People magazine attempts to define sexiness with the help of an army of publicists.
Cynicism. You’re soaking in it!
What to do the bitter kittens think? Agree? Disagree? Name your Sexiest Man.
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