Pairs Division: Depp and Heard

Posted on November 09, 2011

As your judges, we feel it best to let you all know before the judging commences that lately we’ve been on an Amber Heard kick and also, we’re kind of over Depp’s whole schtick. We will almost certainly allow these factors to influence our judging.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard attend the premiere of “The Rum Diary” in Paris. Amber Heard wears a Stella McCartney dress.

SHE: Is serving up Brigitte Nielsen realness. We’re loving the sleek minimalism here, with the no-nonsense hair and dress and the relative lack of jewelry. It’s wisely offset by some spectacular eye makeup, which lifts the whole look up. We’re thinking the look might be a skosh too far on the minimalist side for a film premiere, but given what she’s standing next to, she can’t help but come out looking chic and styled. Score: 7.75/10. She’s not killing it here, but she looks pretty good. An 8 seemed too high, considering how much of the heavy lifting is being done by her makeup.

HE: Looks like Hipster Hobbit. We’re over it. Score: 3.5/10.

Combined Score: 5.625/10. Wow. You wouldn’t think these looks would be so complicated to score. Johnny? Time for a change. Dressing like an old man when you’re a young man can be quirky and even sexy. Dressing like one in middle age makes you look like an old man trying too hard to look hip. True story.

 

[Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images]

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