Pairs Division: Banderas and Hayek

Posted on November 22, 2011

We were in agreement that Salma and her dress would have to be featured here, but we fought over the inclusion of Antonio in this post. “He doesn’t deserve our opinions!” cried Tom. “But don’t you see?” asked Lorenzo. “It’s because he’s so careless and disrespectful of the time-honored and revered movie-shilling process that he deserves our opinions most of all!”

We don’t really talk like this, just so you know.

Anyway, just look:

Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek at 'Puss in Boots' Paris PremiereAntonio Banderas and Salma Hayek attend the premiere of “Puss in Boots” (“Le Chat Potte”) in Paris. Salma Hayek wears an Yves Saint Laurent dress from the Edition Soir 2011 collection.

Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek at 'Puss in Boots' Paris Premiere

Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek at 'Puss in Boots' Paris Premiere

Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek at 'Puss in Boots' Paris Premiere

Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek at 'Puss in Boots' Paris Premiere

Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek at 'Puss in Boots' Paris Premiere

HE: Needs to be directed to the plumbing aisle. Score: .5/10.

SHE: Looks like she wants to kill him. In fact, if her hands were around his neck in each of these pictures, it would only elevate her score. Aside from that, all we’ve got to say is Chica, This is Not Your Dress. That midnight blue goes drab on her – it’s a color best suited for the pale types – and the fussiness and frilliness give it an overworked quality that doesn’t suit her. In addition, the overwhelming shininess combined with the ruffles makes it look like cheap bedding and the shape of the skirt doesn’t flatter. This is SO not your dress. Release it into the wild so Amber Heard can scoop it up, hon. Score: 5/10.

Combined Score: 2.75/10. We thank you for making the effort, Salma, but it would have taken something WERQ-worthy to make up for his “Dad’s Night Out” getup. Antonio, you seem determined to do everything in your power to puncture the sultry latin lover image. Mission accomplished. We’re all quite aware that you can look like as big a dork as any other guy.

[Photo Credit: Pixplanete/PR Photos]

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