MTV Europe Music Awards 2011

Posted on November 08, 2011


Poodles, lets start off our day like a family; by looking at highlights from the MTV Europe Music Awards red carpet and making fun of them. It’s part of a complete breakfast.

 

Adam Lambert

Gay Frankenstein.

 

Ashley Rickards

Kind of an ugly dress. Thankfully, her left boob has an escape hatch.

 

Hayden Panettiere in Tibi

Cute look, but she’s too short for that puffed-out skirt.

 

Justin Bieber

Paternity suit or no, he still looks like Rachel Maddow.

 

Katy Perry in Jeremy Scott

Katy, we’re concerned. This seems a little stale.

 

Selena Gomez in Marchesa

“Virgin on top, stripper on the bottom, bitches!”

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • Anonymous

    Ew, they’re all fug. Gay Frankenstein was a good one, though!

    • Anonymous

      yeah, they really are very bad, every single one. Hmmm…. Did Serena and Justin just pose separately or did they arrive separately. Oh baby Maddow, were you really naughty in the bathroom at a concert?

  • http://twitter.com/NC_Meg Megan

    Adam Lambert looks like he’s wearing more makeup than all the girls. Put together. Hayden looks adorable.

    • Anonymous

      I wish he would not.  From pictures I’ve seen when he was a child, he has a lot of freckles on his face (and was an adorable kid!)  I guess somewhere along the way he decided to cover them all up with a ton of makeup.  It might not go with his black hair, but I’d like to see him looking a bit more “natural”.

      • BuffaloBarbara

        I wouldn’t mind seeing him take his head out of the ink jar, either.

        • http://twitter.com/NC_Meg Megan

          It really does look like he stuck his head in a vat of ink. I don’t even know how you get hair like that.

          • MilaXX

            manic panic hair dye and one of the bed head pomades.
            I may have been known to experiment a little in my youth.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

        I had freckles, too, when I was a kid, but alas, they often fade away. Maybe they’re gone? (No excuse for the makeup, of course).

      • Scott Hester-Johnson

        Adam’s actually got really bad skin, bless, so I think the makeup is an effort to cover that up.

  • Anonymous

    Oooooh those Lambert fangirls are gonna get you.

    I don’t know why, but he’s making me think about Wayne Newton and that is never a good thing.

    • Anonymous

      Gary Glitter. Also NEVER good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584638715 Anna Ria Vallesteros

    Hate to say this but if a movie about Justin Beiber’s life would be made, Hillary Swank can play him. 

    • Anonymous

      The earrings are not helping his cause. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

      Hilary is too manly for him.  I think Natalie Portman can play him.

      • Anonymous

        Natalie Portman has too much personality to play him. He is a job for Kristen Stewart (with contacts).

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      No, she’s WAY to tall and thin!

    • Anonymous

      I didn’t know this was possible, but cracker crumbs just shot up my nose.  Nice one!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500972147 Chelsey Lauer

      My vote goes to Ellen. I think she has that exact outfit.

    • Anonymous

      Mary Stuart Masterson

  • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

    Normally, I hate shit like that, but I really love Katy Perry’s shoes.

    • http://onebluetree.blogspot.com/ Sara L.

      Agreed. Platform saddle shoes!  Awesome!

    • Anonymous

      OMG! I had those shoes in sixth grade. At the time, they were pretty spectacular! However, I have to agree with the boys on this one. The whole thing feels a bit old. 

    • Ann VerWiebe

      I want those shoes right now on my feet!

    • Anonymous

      They’re full-on Spice Girls tbh.

    • Anonymous

      I got a pair of high heel saddle shoes from Bass last winter.  Every time I wear them I feel fabulous.  They don’t have pink platforms, but they are still pretty cool.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QDMQ3UMS7ISGW5CI25MC5DUY7A Rory P.

        I have the same shoes! And am wearing them right now. But I want the platforms, too.

    • Anonymous

      I know, I love them too. 

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry but Adam Lambert looks ridiculous with all that make up, overly dyed and processed hair and the lounge suit.  And before the “Lambert Fan-Crazies” go ape shit on me and start posting about his talent and humanitarian efforts, I am saying nothing about those issues at all.  Just saying his look leaves a lot to be desired.   For me…

    • Anonymous

      I totally agree. He looks like an oompa loompa on a night on the town. Actually in that first picture he looks like an oompa loompa on a night on the town action figure.

  • Anonymous

    I have a dumb but burning question. Is Katy wearing a wig? If so, I didn’t realize wig technology was that advanced (hence the dumbness). If it’s a dye job, well, how can you use as many colors as she has and not lose your hair?

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      One of my best friends basically lost all of his hair at age 20, from over-dyeing. Every color, you name it. It literally fell out in patches, and he had to shave it off. Swore off dyeing his hair forever. I imagine Katy uses better stuff and has professionals do it. If it’s a wig, I am surprised too, it really does look like her hair!

      • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

        All my hair broke off after I let the wrong  hairdresser bleach it. It was a good thing I already wore it really short.

    • Anonymous

      I used to change my hair color every 15 min.  She’s been rocking the light pink/lavender look for a while.  Her hairdresser probably threw a glaze or temporary dye on to punch up the color.  It’ll wash out and go back to pale.

    • MilaXX

      She switches up. from what I can tell this pink is her hair dyed. The bangs may be a weave though. However, the blue she was rocking for a bit was a wig. Perhaps that’s how she salvages her own hair by w=switching up between wigs, dye and weaves.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Those are not dumb questions. And I was also wondering if she’s wearing a wig.

    • Anonymous

      looks like real hair (pink) and a fall with the betty paige lipped on.

  • Anonymous

    Adam Lambert is a widow’s peak away from rocking the Vegeta look.

    • Anonymous

      I hope when he gets there, he spends a lot of time standing in place and yelling.

      • Anonymous

        Hahaaaaa! 

      • Anonymous

        Oh my god, If I had been drinking something I would have spat it out all over my computer.

      • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

        You bitter kittens make my day.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2NINENELWQ63ZBY6NLK5UKX64A Stephanie

    When I first saw Adam I thought troll doll.

  • Anonymous

    OMG you guys nailed it – Bieber is totally Rachel Maddow!

  • Anonymous

    Love those shoes on Katy.

    I see Justin is keep that unisex look thing going in order to be non-threatening to his teen girl fan base. Nice outfit for going to the mall but an awards show? Hmmm.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Good call. I think that’s it. I like it. Kind of refreshing actually. Wholesome androgyny. But I don’t understand that little flap hanging by his collar. 

    • Anonymous

      I really dont think he can help it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1234087433 Jen Freeman

    Selena Gomez looks like she’s wearing something from the adult store that you pick up for your wedding night.

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez looks like a bride taking a shortcut to the honeymoon.

    • Anonymous

      Or to the ice skating competition

  • Anonymous

    Does Katy Perry look like even she’s tired of her shtick? 

    • Anonymous

      Yes! Great observation. She has a look that says, “OK, time to bring out out the old candy-colored sartorial dog and pony show…”

    • Anonymous

      YES!!! In that second picture especially, where she’s kicking her leg back, there’s such a lack of any kind of emotion involved – she looks completely blank, like her mind and soul are someplace entirely else. I hate to say it’s a Kristen Stewart kind of expression, because that seems excessively harsh, but it’s close.

    • Anonymous

      I think she was exhausted.  When she accepted her award that night, she said something like, “I’m so tired right now, but so happy!”  

      …sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt the snark. :)  Carry on!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1225887541 Abby Davis

    Adam looks like a Ken doll. Very shiny and plastic.

  • Anonymous

    how many times i can read “gay frankenstein” & laugh my ass off.  many :)

  • Anonymous

    Has Selena taken up competitive ice skating?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PRM766RS56X25A5742XLACK2LM Sam

    Why is Selena wearing Vera Ellen’s costume from the Mandy number in “White Christmas”?

    • Anonymous

      You nailed it, Sam!

    • http://twitter.com/tgraham21 tgraham21

      Marry me, Sam.

  • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

    Was that Katy Perry or Julie Brown?

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez: more like Virgin-In-Front, Stripper-In-Back. The sheer backless effect with buttons on the spine has a strangely trashy effect…

  • http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

    Adam Lambert, it’s way too early in the morning to be giving me nightmares. Eek!

  • Anonymous

    1.  I’m pretty sure Adam Lambert considered the “Gay Frankenstein ” tag and went with the look anyway.
    2.  The silver looks like a bad Home Ec. project.
    3. I think the Tibi dress probable looks better on a petite person than it would on a super tall person.
    4. Aw, come on.
    5. Perky. Cheese cake. But I love those corny shoes and would wear them even though they are entirely age inappropriate.
    6. Kinda cute from the front. But the zipper on illusion don the back looks cheap. And tacky.

  • Anonymous

    Katy Perry looks like a cracked out Lucy Ricardo.  Love her. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

    I’m sure it’s been said before, but don’t you think Adam Lambert is kind of like the new Wayne Newton?  This photo – more than ever!

    • Anonymous

      OMG you are so right!  The fake bake…the lacquered black hair…the perfectly manscaped face

      • Anonymous

        “Fake bake!”  HAHAHAHAHA!  Love that phrase.  Don’t love how it makes Adam Lambert look. You know you have a problem when your skin clashes with your suit. Then there’s the hair. And the makeup. Terrifying.

        There’s not one look here that I like. The women range from slutwear to just weird (Ashley’s hiddy dress, Hayden’s skirt), but I like Ashley’s shoes. 

        And sadly, “stale” is exactly the right word for Katy Perry’s look.  We’ve seen it before.  Time to try something new.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CIPKMOXHLA5KG34HMH55OXHCVM Angel H.

    Selena Gomez: “Strippers on Ice!”

  • Anonymous

    I had a dress in the ’90s made of fabric very similar to Lambert’s shirt.

    What a bunch of yawners, especially for this particular award show!

    • Anonymous

      It looks depressingly like a “blouse” my grandmother has. :(

  • Judy_J

    Selena Gomez: Ice skater wedding dress.  Katy Perry looks like Lucy Ricardo on acid.

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    Adam Lambert is preparing for his guest appearance on Jersey Shore.

    The Marchesa dress on Selena Gomez gives me flashbacks to Britney’s wedding to KFed.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Poor Adam Lambert. Branches out and adds color- A LOT of color! And this is the result.

    • Anonymous

      I do like his blue suede shoes…

      • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

        I can’t argue with that. The suit is killing me, though. I mean that in the worst way possible. And that shirt! There are no words.

  • Anonymous

    The older Bieber gets, the more he looks like a generic lesbian.  Granted, there is a whole tumblr dedicated to that, so….

  • Anonymous

    Selena is a goddess. But dying over Gay Frankenstein. Hahaha.

  • Anonymous

    I wish Adam Lambert would stop wearing all that makeup. He’s a good-looking guy, but he’s starting to look like a parody of himself. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

    I agree on Katy, grow up and move on. Even Gaga seems to be doing it.

  • Anonymous

    Justin Bieber could easily morph into Adam Lambert.

  • Anonymous

    Good god, wearing blue with fake tan really takes looking orange to a whole new level.

  • Anonymous

    OMG you slay me!! Adam Lambert – those ears/buzz make him look like a tan taxicab driving down the street with the doors open.
    Selena looks like she was trying to do a risque version of “Betsey’s Wedding”

  • Anonymous

    JESUS CHRIST, ADAM LAMBERT! :(

  • Anonymous

    Lambert is wearing blue suede shoes. Carl Perkins is spinning in his grave.

    • Anonymous

      Why?  Adam is very talented and has more of a rock and roll vibe than Bieber or Gag Gag…

  • Anonymous

    Ashley Rickards looks exactly like a mini Melinda Clarke,

  • Anonymous

    Adam lambert looks like a drag queen version of himself, and he needs to loose the heat miser hair. He’s too much da dum dum dum.

  • Anonymous

    Well, the Bieb would look like Rachel Maddow if he wore a low cut shirt that exposed a lot of his upper ribcage and escewed necklaces, scarves, etc.  It drives me crazy when I see her that she always does that bare neck and upper chest look.  Yup, I’m that shallow.

  • Anonymous

    Bieber wishes he looked like Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow is likable.

  • Patty Wetli

    Boob escape hatch–genius of the day. 

  • http://twitter.com/OracleKath Kathrine Marlow

    Bieber = Mary Stuart Masterson….sorry..

  • http://twitter.com/kphamalama Kim

    Oh… I wish you would have mentioned Big Bang~ that was the only reason that I watched the EMAs and they definitely have style!

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    That’s the MTV Europe awards? Are you sure it’s not a drag show? A really bad one in a small town in the mid-west? Where one of the contestants came as a lesbian? My god, what a bunch of ugly. Even Selena G. – oh what was she thinking? Then again let’s not blame her, she’s just a girl. The ‘women’ at Marchesa designed that Sexy-Halloween-Bride costume. Ashley R”s dress is ‘kinda’ ugly?’ Boys, you must be in an excellent mood this morning because that dress left ugly by the side of the road and ran off with hideous.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I want to “Like” your comment 100 times.

      The women at Marchesa should be arrested for crimes against fashion.

      “that dress left ugly by the side of the road and ran off with hideous”

      Hahahahaha!

  • Anonymous

    Adam Lambert needs to lay off the bronzer. Glam doesn’t have to look plastic.

    Ashley Rickards’ dress looks like a losing look from Project Runway.

    Bieber is a total Maddow.  He went from one popular les-do to another.

    And Selena looks like a slutty ballerina.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3KCDEX4FOTCFHZP6WLKSOOKUVM Danielle

    Selena Gomez looks like she’s wearing a slightly less cracktastic version of Zulima’s figure skating costume.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

    love the platform saddle shoes

  • http://aintbaroque.wordpress.com/ Ain’t Baroque

    Um… I kind of love Katy’s shoes. Do I need to go to the corner?

  • Anonymous

    Really really want Katy Perry’s shoes…

  • Mariah J

    Adam Lambert’s hair and makeup are HORRIBLE. I think the Biebs should file suit against his Mother…because clearly she swiped him from Rachel Maddow’s house as an infant.

  • Rhonda Hanson

    selena looks like she is preparing the ice skating championships.

  • http://twitter.com/RobertSanchez36 Robert Sanchez

    Looks like no one tried. I thought the Europe MTV Music awards meant much wilder getups on the attendees. “Gay Frankenstein” is right. Those shaved sides are adding 10 years (or more) to his looks.

  • Anonymous

    I LOLed at “Gay Frankenstein.” +1

  • Anonymous

    Couldn’t care less what anyone of these people are wearing. Just wanted to say I LOVE it when you call us Poodles. God I miss Karen Walker!!

  • Anonymous

    Call me antiquated, but anything other than a small hoop earring for a guy bugs me no end, especially those button thingies.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      thats the first thing i thought: he’s wearing diamond studs!

  • Anonymous

    Adam Lambert – Gay Jersey Shore Frankenstein.  When spray tanning and hair product meets monster proportions. smh. 

    Selena Gomez looks like the Stripper Bride of Frankenstein with her outfit. 

    Ashely Richards – silver mummy/bandage dress…ugh. 

    was this a costume party?  ;)

    The Bieber…so boring and typical.  yawn.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1326120071 Gaby Ripoll

    God bless Katy Perry – she’s dressed as Grease’s Sandy, mid-transformation from good-girl to bad.
    Also, I love Selena Gomez’s dress, in a figure skater sort of way, but if it were me I’d pair it with my new Black Milk Mucha leggings… /covetous. 

  • Anonymous

    I was thinking more like “Ice Princess” for Selena Gomez… :)

  • Cathy S

    Hate the Marchesa, but that’s how I usually feel about Marchesa. I love Lambert’s blue suede shoes, and Katy Perry’s crazy platforms.And nothing else.

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez – There must be something wrong with me; I kind of like this. I must be tripping.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me, or does Adam Lambert look like he’s about 40 here? Lay off the tanner, buddy.

  • Kate Pearce

    Adam Lambert is looking more and more like Boy George-why is that? I hear on the gossip trail that Katy P might be pregnant which might explain her lack of sparkle.

  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks Katy Perry’s outfit’s kinda cute? It works, in that insane/slutty/retro-chic/tacky way that Perry often deploys.

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez is still too baby-faced to pull off that sexxxy stuff.  It’s unsettling.  And I am now persuaded that Justin Bieber cannot have fathered that child, or any other child, because he is in fact a baby dyke.  Which makes Selena Gomez much more interesting to me.

  • MilaXX

    I usually like Adam’s outfits, but this one isn’t working. The shoes are what tip it over the edge. They just don’t work with that suit.
    Ashley Rickards – This would have been a generic starlet look but the boob slit makes it a fail.
    Hayden Panettiere – I think she looks cute here, bubble skirt and all.Justin Bieber – UGH! Still looks like a toddler to me.
    Katy Perry – I give her credit for always fullly committing to a look.Selena Gomez – Ice skaters costume

  • Presumptuous Insect

    I don’t like shoes these days.  Hate anything to do with platforms.  Wasn’t a good idea the first time.

  • Emily Johnson

    Selena Gomez looks like an ice skater.

  • Meredith McCann

    Katy Perry’s dress reminds me of the beginning of Saved by the Bell.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt calling Adam Lambert Gay Frankenstein is making fun; with the lack of sideburns and platform blue suede loafers, he had to have been going for that EXACTLY.

  • Anonymous

    What has Glambert been doing to his face? I feel like he looked normal on Idol, and then literally ever since he always looks bloated in the face. It’s like he gained a bunch of weight really fast, except a) he’s still pretty much the same size he was, I think and b) it’s been a while, there would have been time for the face-bloat to settle down. So what IS it?

  • Anonymous

    Orange Gay Frankenstein

    Selena looks like she’s wearing a skating costume.  She probably is, come to think of it

  • Anonymous

    I don’t care what you think about Katy, I absolutely covet those shoes. Oh my God, if they didn’t most likely cost more than my college tuition I’d totally buy them instantly. ~scrolls back up to stare enviously.~

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      me too, actually, even though i am way past college tuition.
      as an aside, they look seriously upcycled vintage.

  • Anonymous

    Gay Frankenstein…LOL!!!!…..Beiber looks like a Lezbeen….hands down..

  • Anonymous

    I have to give Selena Gomez “Ice Skating to the Wedding March.”  That’s just weird-looking.

    And that Ashley girl’s dress totally looks like a costume whipped up with lame’ and fusible from Hancocks.  And maybe some staples.

  • Anonymous

    God how I loathe what Selena is wearing. Stop with the frothy Marchesas already. Ugh.

  • Anonymous

    Katy Perry’s look is stale, yes. But totally adorable to me. I don’t know why…I know pop stars were androgynous when I was a kid, but geez, Bieber! I’m wondering if the “paternity suit” is a decoy.

    Gotta say, though, “Gay Frankenstein” gave me my first big laugh of the day! Thank you!

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    they are fashioning wardrobe malfunctions into dresses now?

  • Anonymous

    Oh my, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at the captions!  Gay Frankenstein?  Boob escape hatch?  Brilliant!  

    On a serious note, I feel bad for Justin Beiber.   Right now he’s got tiny little cute androgynous thing going that 12 year old girls absolutely love but 10 years from now, he’s going to be a not so cute short man.  I hope he’s keeping the fame in perspective and most importantly saving his money.  If someone had told me at age 13 that Leif Garrett wasn’t going to be famous forever I would have laughed heartily at their foolishness.  

  • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

    Selena Gomez looks way too old in that dress. She needs a youth factor.

  • http://twitter.com/TheScottFinley Scott Finley

    Okay, as soon as I saw Adam Lambert’s outfit this morning (a crossbreed of 1985 and 1988-if the jacket sleeves were rolled at the bottom, that would make it 1985. That floral shirt is pure 1985), I knew I had seen those shoes before.  Granted, they look exactly like shoes I used to find at trendy stores during my first year of college, but I knew I had seen this reinterpretation of them, and sure enough….   http://us.asos.com/Underground/Underground-Suede-Round-Toe-Creeper-Shoes/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1880667&cid=6994&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Grey

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_66KPZ36LMHMRQOX3HIJGHRNNUA MandyM

    Selena Gomez looks like a ice skater at a wedding.

  • Sara Loftus

    I’m going with Bieber looking more like Hillary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry, no?

  • Sara Loftus

    I’m going with Bieber looking more like Hillary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry, no?

  • Anonymous

    Somebody call Mrs. Bieber and tell her Justin’s diaper isoaded and needs to be changed.

  • http://twitter.com/BeantownMrs Praggya R. Barretto

    What the with collar tab thingy sticking out Beebs? Letting things stick out is what got you into trouble…

  • Anonymous

    Adam Lambert needs to step away from the pancake makeup…

    And how in the WORLD is Beaver Bieber considered “attractive”?!?!?!

  • Anonymous

    1. Adam seems a little stale, too.  
    2. Katy: *someone’s* gotta wear Jeremy Scott.  How on earth does that guy stay around??
    3. “Virgin on top, stripper on the bottom”…LMFAO.  This describes Georgina, no?

  • Anonymous

    Gary Glitter already? Anyway they all look terrible. Bieber looks like Mary Stewart Masterson to me.

  • http://twitter.com/onetimeko maybe more

    This might actually be the first time I like what Katy Perry’s wearing!

  • http://twitter.com/onetimeko maybe more

    This might actually be the first time I like what Katy Perry’s wearing!

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez is ready for her Ice Rink wedding.

  • Anonymous

    Selena should be ice skating.

  • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

    I actually love Hayden’s look.

  • http://twitter.com/zipper_revolt jadziadragonrider

    Selena and Hayden looked cute. I love Adam but couldn’t completely get on board w his red carpet look either. His stage look was great.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7DDBWDEQZA3OUS4S6MEMDEKWQ4 chhivt

    Adam Lambert looks like an Oompa-Loompa, orange skin, weird face, shoes that make him look short — yeah.

  • Anonymous

    Lambert = Liza meets Gary Glitter meets the evil guy from GI Joe meets the way the old gals dress to work the board of elections of voting day meets baby poop tan meets Vegas movie version of a pimp with a little Joanna Worley thrown in for good measure.

  • http://twitter.com/evergreen_g G and G

    The Bieber is rocking Lesbian Chic really well.