Lady Gaga in Paco Rabanne

Posted on November 08, 2011

Apparently Gaga’s having a Paco Rabanne moment, since she worked her way through the spring collection for the MTV Europe Music Awards.

First, the expected chainmail style:

 

Lady Gaga in Paco Rabanne

Lady Gaga in Paco Rabanne

Geez, you’d think they’d make those things easier to carry. Anyway, the dress is perfect for her, but we hate the eye makeup.

Perhaps Steffi was feeling that this was dangerously close to traditional for her, because:

Lady Gaga in Paco Rabanne

This bitch is crazy and we love her. And yes, those are eyeholes.

She looks like a cracked-out supervillain, which, knowing her, was exactly the goal.

 

Lady Gaga in Paco RabannePaco Rabanne Spring 2012 Collection

EXTRA SPECIAL SUPER HAPPY BONUS:

Remember how we said Hot Ginger Handler looks hot despite never taking a good picture? Look!

Lady Gaga in Paco Rabanne

A good picture! He’s relaxed! He’s almost smiling! As if he’s holding back from laughing at Steffi’s getup or David Hasselhoff! Oh, Steffi. You need to give this man a day off. He’s too stressed out all the time.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, elle.com]

    • Anonymous

      Are those hooves made of duct tape?

      • Anonymous

        is there even a hint of shock in your question…because if there is…

    • MilaXX

      I cant do anything but look and laugh. Oh Steffi never change.

    • Anonymous

      oh ga ga.  i fricking love this crazy heffa.

    • Anonymous

      Echidna! 

      Flying saucer!

    • Renee Bender

      My favorite part of this post is the “extra special super happy bonus”!  Ha, I look forward to the hot ginger handler comments as much as seeing what getup Gaga has gotten herself into. 

    • Delaney Davis

      I love her. That 3rd picture doesn’t even seem real! I can’t work out where all the pieces are supposed to go.

      • Anonymous

        So true!  The pieces almost look photoshopped on or something.

      • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

        I know! I think whatever is going on it that photo is happening in some double-secret dimension that normal humans aren’t aware of.

    • Anonymous

      I hate the lipstick in the first one, but it has a futuristic vibe. Love the second get up AND the ginger handler! Oh, the stories he must have.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-Dotson/100001476610342 Jessica Dotson

        I hate the lipstick too.  All I could think was, ‘Why are you copying Ke$ha? Why?!? You’re so much better than that!’

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rodolfo-Salinas/100002466869029 Rodolfo Salinas

          Actually Gaga wore that color way before anyone knew what a Kesha was

    • Anonymous

      so fun to look at.  as for the ginger, so happy for you boys :)

    • Anonymous

      Those trophies need a makeover.  

      • Anonymous

        I thought they were part of the outfit at first.  I couldn’t see the MTV-part of the trophies in the top picture and I was thinking ‘ball and chain’ to go with the ‘chain’ mail…excellent little social comment on award shows…or MTV…

        But no.

    • Anonymous

      Lady Gaga saucer edition looks like Dumb Donald’s fabulous great-granddaughter from the future.  

      • Anonymous

        Edilla, you send me.

    • Anonymous

      i love you gaga! your entire life is a conceptual art piece.  and ginger does look more cheerful here, but i still prefer mount baldy.  where is he, day off?

      • Anonymous

        Oh yeah, he’s my preference too.  He’s probably off bench-pressing something.

    • http://www.wordydoodles.com WordyDoodles

      I *love* the second outfit– she looks like an evil CD! And the hooves in the last one (with Hot Ginger Handler) are just hilarious. I love this woman.

    • Anonymous

      Love the textured/visual variety of sizes on the chainmail.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1248212910 Jessie Melcher Brown

      OK I’m old.  But my initial thought from the first picture was Barbara Eden and I dream of Jeannie.

      • http://twitter.com/Deac82 Mike M.

        You should look at the spring 2012 collection on style.com.  The designer, Manish Arora, looked back at Paco’s 1960s archives for the collection.

    • Anonymous

      I love the huge silver fan-based look. I have no idea why. I also love the round hat. Again, I have no idea why, and I’m perfectly Ok with that.

    • Anonymous

      Hot Ginger Handler is finally looking good! Hopefully he’s also been diligent about applying night cream, as he does not seem to have as many wrinkles around the eyes. He’s also wearing a nice suit. Oh yeah, and Lady Gaga BROUGHT IT.

    • Anonymous

      The eye makeup is awful — like she gave a seven-year-old a Sharpie.  But the second dress (for lack of a better word) is pretty awesome.

    • Anonymous

      I wonder what she looks like in jeans, sneakers, and a tshirt. 

      • Anonymous

        I’m assuming that is her go-to outfit when she wants to be anonymous.

      • Scott Hester-Johnson

        I would wager my cousin Stacey Cippriani from Canarsie.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      There’s nothing I don’t love about the eyehole hat.  Dying.

    • Anonymous

      Good. Now I can go back to being annoyed by her.

      So nice to see a smiley face on Ginger Handler.

    • Yuval Dinoor

      Oh, Gaga. THIS is why people love you. That and the fact that while other fame dolls are busy paying for dresses that make them look paleolithic on the RC, she’s out shopping for Hot Ginger Handlers. Made my day.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_K7VOQSAYZ7H2OBX6LOJNNIBSSE Amanda

      Her “pants” in the second outfit remind me of the piping you attach from the back of your dryer to the wall for ventilation. Love her though!

    • Anonymous

      The eye hole hat reminds me far too much of Homer Simpson’s nacho hat.

    • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

      I laugh at every post you write, but nothing makes me laugh more than your obsession with the ginger handler. It’s just perfect.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

      They should give her a supermarket basket to carry these trophies.

    • Anonymous

      And speaking of things Gaga, have you all caught the video of the Chinese senior-citizens doing a cover of Gaga’s “Bad Romance” on a popular TV show? It is both awesomely horrible and horribly awesome:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IF5WYaoWXI4

      • Anonymous

        That’s just …. just …. weird.

    • Anonymous

      I just wonder what she looked like from the back. Or even from the side.

    • Leslie Streeter

      Still somehow bored. She makes crazy boring. 

    • Anonymous

      Oh, hot ginger handler, it warms my heart to see you smile!  Well, something’s getting warm, anyway.

      I love the chainmail…SO Steffi.  And her dragon-lady fingernails.  The other just looks too clunky and awkward to wear.

    • Anonymous

      jee-ZUS.

    • Anonymous

      Glad to see her back in action, I mean, wearing something crazy nobody else would. 

    • Anonymous

      I think David Hasselhoff is obsessed with HGH too – he’s not even looking at the demented Ms. Gaga get-up.

    • Anonymous

      Is Paco Rabanne still around??  Isn’t that the ubiquitous cologne from the 70’s??

    • CQAussie

      Who wouldn’t be stressed out when wrangling a client in an alien hat complete with eye holes, giant aluminum half dress and extra long aluminum pants? The chainmail dress was probably a sigh of relief for Hot Ginger Handler. That memory is probably what he’s using to get him thru the Giant Aluminum Outfit part of the evening.

    • Anonymous

      Love the flying saucer with eyes. Never change (unless you’re wearing meat).

    • Anonymous

      Gee, she just watched Polly Magoo, Where Are You?  BFG?  So tired of her schtick.

    • http://profiles.google.com/emilochka Emily Chase

      Hot Ginger Handler looks happy and relaxed because this was the easiest gig he’s ever worked.  Even if a crazed fan tried to attack Gaga, he or she would be seriously injured by her…dress? silver Christmas tree skirt? giant circular saw blade?…long before Gaga was in any danger.  He can relax all night.

    • Anonymous

      I am impressed that she manages to navigate through these events with only a couple of handlers to guide and protect.

      I’m perfectly fine with Ginger Handler’s ‘bad’ photos – haggard has its own charms. And I’m sure those who’d volunteer to help him with that R&R are legion.  Since I’m a tad old for him, I’ll settle for plying him with drinks until he breaks out the *good* Gaga stories.

    • Anonymous

      1st two pics…Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight the role of Noxeema Jackson will be played by Stefani Germanotta.

    • Anonymous

      With the chain mail pics I kept thinking it was Gwen Stefani.

    • Anonymous

      Oh Lordy – I just love her.

    • Anonymous

      Love her, but WHAT IS UP WITH THAT MAKEUP. She looks like a bad drag version of herself. The cheap fall really accentuates the effect. I’ve got to think that was intentional but I can’t figure out why.

    • Anonymous

      Evil villain steffi must teleport from one place to another, I can’t figure out any other way for her to move in that get up.  Oh how I love that crazy bitch.

    • Anonymous

      That flying saucer get up is HILARIOUS.

    • http://twitter.com/verascity Vera Sticker

       The makeup totally makes me think of Gwen Stefani circa like 1997.

    • Anonymous

      Okay, this is fabulous 

    • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

      LOVE that second outfit. It’s amazing. However, I’m going to have to disagree with you slightly. that’s really not a chainmail piece.  It’s a disco ball outfit.  Chainmail looks nothing like that.  The dress looks like the mirrored jacket Chris Lowe wore on the last PSB tour.

    • Anonymous

      Ooh, very Dada. (The first flying saucer hat photo.)

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Of course he’s stressed out, he’s trying to make sure she doesn’t walk into a tree! Nice pic of him though – looks like a smoother Daniel Craig. Miss Gaga of course is all that. Love it. It’s so easy to say she’s just being crazy but honestly, compared to the Katy Perry white-trash-train-wreck from the MTV Europe post, you realize that it takes some effort to look crazy AND classy at the same time.

    • http://twitter.com/TMamBo Therese Bohn

      Chain mail gown, Check.
      Circular saw blade dress with flying saucer hat. Check
      Happy Ginger! Check and mate!
      Can’t help but wonder how she was clomping around in those hooves! Thanks for the laughs! 
      I dig the chain mail, beautifully built!

    • http://twitter.com/BeantownMrs Praggya R. Barretto

      Re: flying saucer hat… Is anyone getting an Orko from the old Filmation He-Man series vibe from that hat?

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cookie.Taz Aisa Ginger Jake Psenicnik

      hullo cute ginger handler ;)

    • Chantelle James

      I loved the second outfit most of all because it’s just awesome. The first dress is amazing but she’s much too short for it to look its best. And I’m loving Ginger Handler.

    • Anonymous

      I feel the same way about her that I did Madonna early in her career:  I hate her music but I love her theatrics.

    • Anonymous

      What is that silver outfit even made of?! Metal? Fabric? So bizarre and amazing!

    • Anonymous

      A smiling Ginger… how nice!  He does look like he’s laughing at her outfit!

    • Sara-Ann Collins

      She looks a little like a muffin in the second outfit. 

    • Anonymous

      I almost never appreciate the cracked-out whackiness of Gaga, but this is a big bowl of awesomesauce.

    • Anonymous

      so…..can we conclude designers may have her in mind nowadays as they design….? maybe.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000340876564 Breno Matheus

      I really like the looks, they’re fun, they’re modern, rresuming: they’re Gaga. But, she doesn’t impress me anymore, because always wait the strange coming from her. I will be impressed when she appear in a social evente wearing a Calvin Klein, it’ll be very different ad maybe strange.

    • Rhonda Hanson

      her eye makeup makes her eyes look HUGE when the photo is taken from a distance, like freakishly large. i kinda like that.

    • Scott Hester-Johnson

      Since you like HGH so much, perhaps you would also enjoy Jake Wood who plays Max Branning on EastEnders. He doesn’t smile much either, but it looks like they sprang from the same gene pool in Dulwich.

      http://static.bbc.co.uk/images/ic/qe/vapps_galleries/ucs_606//eastenders2009/max_branning/max_branning_gallery_05.jpg

    • Anonymous

      I may start a fan web page devoted to Lady Gaga’s Hot Ginger Handler (HGH). Maybe she could auction him off the evening for some charity. I would love to wear some crazy Gaga clothes for a night and have HGH fondle my elbows as he guides me around town.

    • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

      He is smiling! So cute!

    • Anonymous

      Love, love, LOVE that chain mail dress!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/X5A2WRP5FIJBFQW6U5CFNA6VFQ Raulita

      i hate the whole flying saucer outfit 
      but i love how the chainmail looks on her