Darlings! It was LACMA’s Art And Film Gala Honoring Clint Eastwood And John Baldessari presented by Gucci at LACMA in Los Angeles, California! Lots of people dressed up and showed up! We’ve got a shit-ton of looks to rip! No time for foreplay, strap yourselves in and let’s get BITCHY!
Amy Adams in Gucci
Pretty. She doesn’t always hit “pretty” as often as she should with her RC looks, but she looks soft and romantic here. Don’t love the non-color, though.
Amy Poehler in Giambattista Valli
We love her, but she’s tragic on the RC. Why does she always wear things just a bit too tight on her?
Camilla Belle in Gucci
Chris Evans in Gucci
Why does he look so pissed off and disheveled? Was he forced into a too-tight suit at gunpoint or something? Dominic, have a drink and relax.
WOW! It’s a sad commentary on her RC history that a relatively simple black gown is a major turning point for her, but we’ll take it. She looks great.
Emily Blunt in Jenny Packham
We really hate peekaboo long skirts over a mini-dress. And that neckline isn’t flattering to her.
Evan Rachel Wood in Gucci
Camilla Belle, you just got SERVED, bitch.
Jon Hamm in Gucci
He always looks like he just had sex.
Julie Bowen in Collette Dinnigan
Those shoes are a tragic mistake.
Kate Beckinsale in Gucci
Kate Bosworth in Erdem
Serving up Betty Draper realness.
Marcia Gay Harden
YES! If we were attending, we’d want to spend the night standing next to Marcia Gay Harden. Anyone who dresses up like a drag queen for such a stuffy-looking event has got to be fun.
Olivia Wilde in Gucci
Pretty, but we detect a platform shoe paired with a gown and that makes our eyelids twitch.
Gotta say, the old girl’s been bringing it to the red carpet lately.
Rashida Jones in Gucci
Shapeless and unflattering.
Reese Witherspoon in Cushnie et Ochs
That’s pageant mom drag right there. We don’t mind the dress, but the severe hair and kind of blah shoes don’t help.
That will never not look waiter to us.
Uma Thurman in Lanvin
It’s striking and it’s got an unusual shape. We like it on her and at an event like this, but there’s no way the bustle will be coming back any time soon.
Zoe Saldana in Gucci
Evan Rachel Wood, get the fuck out of the way.
[Photo Credit: Getty]