In or Out: Sienna Miller in Emilio Pucci

Posted on November 28, 2011

We will never understand the heavily flogged idea that this woman is a fashionista.

Sienna Miller in Emilio PucciSienna Miller attends the Lancel celebration of ’135 Years Of French Legerete’ Hosted By Sienna Miller in Paris.

Sienna Miller in Emilio Pucci

Sienna Miller in Emilio Pucci

Sienna Miller in Emilio Pucci

Jesus, Mary, and Oprah.

It’s like she needed to escape from The Russian Tea Room with only seconds to spare before it blows sky high except she was naked, so, while dashing out in slow motion, she grabbed curtains and tablecloths and whatever else she could find and secured them around her as she leapt out a window with a blossoming fireball just inches behind her.

You know it’s the only explanation that makes sense. Otherwise, we have to go with the idea that she – knowing she would be the host of this event and thus, seen by everyone in the room and highly photographed – chose to wear these fortune teller’s widow’s weeds. And we think we can all agree that that’s just crazy. Best to go with the “escaped an explosion with seconds to spare” theory.

It would also explain the hair.

 

Vote Now!


IN! She’s a fashion ICON, T LO! Anna Wintour told me!
OUT! I see someone got into her dress up box.


Bryce Dallas Howard is extremely pregnant and thus voted automatically IN by the Bitter Kittens, who support any woman who bothers with a dress and makeup when she hasn’t seen her feet in weeks. Besides, the dress was pretty cute.

[Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images]

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  • Anonymous

    Forever OUT

    • Anonymous

      Agreed. OUT. I feel like I need not even explain myself.

  • Sobaika Mirza

    Holy fuck.

    The top and bottom look like two different dresses that could have been cute, but we’ll never know because they mated and made this. All kinds of OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/shadowofrazia Dominique C

      You completely summed up my opinion! Thank you for saving me some time. 

    • Anonymous

      Exactly… and if that wasn’t enough, then she compounded the horror with those tights and shoes. Have mercy.

  • Anonymous

    Out.  She’s pretty much a perma-out for me too.  I’ve never understood what all the fuss is about, she always looks like a hot mess, and this outfit’s not doing anything to redeem her.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KEYJDIENR5MRK2NXJYKNOLWDFE Alexandria

    I feel like she makes every dress she puts on look significantly cheaper. Maybe it’s the constant “just been fucked” hair. Out.

  • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

    WHAT is that cheap-looking…thing…going across her midsection? Out, out, a thousand times OUT.

  • Anonymous

    You know, I can forgive the dress and am willing to look the other way regarding the hair.  But those shiny shoes with those opaque tights are killing me.  Were those the first pair she saw in Payless?  Because Sienna there are more shoes there, you just have to be willing to walk down the aisle a little.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      LOL!!! No kidding! No explosion can explain the tights and shoes…

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Urban Gypsy aka Tess

      Ha, we basically said the same thing at the same exact time re tights and shoes. 

  • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Urban Gypsy aka Tess

    Lord have mercy. I think I am more offended by those opaque black tights and dull ass shoes with that mess of a dress than anything. And that dress is pretty damn offensive on it’s own. Her hair looks like mine does now, but I just showered and barely ran a brush through it and I am working from home not hosting an event. 

    • Anonymous

      Yes, as bad as the dress is, I went, “Patent shoes with tights?  NO!”

  • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

    I like your explanation. OUT

  • http://twitter.com/delysia_lafosse Delysia LaFosse

    First Sienna Miller, then Blake Lively. Anna Wintour has major credibility issues. And this has zero redeeming qualities: OUT.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      I’ve been wondering if Ms. Mintour’s race has been run.  This is not helping that suspicion.

  • http://twitter.com/NC_Meg Megan

    Scroll. down. fug. I think she looks fine from her boobs up (although she could have done something with her hair.) From there down is a big ol’ mess. Out.

  • Anonymous

    I side with T&Lo on this. She has never been remotely interesting, and the idea of her being a fashion icon is a ludicrous as Blake Lively being the same.

    Also, this is a tasseled curtain masquerading as a dress. OUT.

  • Brad and Anne White

    Love the dressing visuals, TLO…she’s an OUT.

  • Mary McClelland

    Out. What is the deal with her? Can’t act, no style, seems ridiculous? She is considered a celebrity because… she had an affair with Jude Law?

    Ugh – she is a hot mess of Olsen-wannabe and I don’t own a mirror or care-itude in this dress and what is the shoes with the tights combo? Horrible and absurd. Is that still a trend?

    • Sobaika Mirza

      Did you ever see Factory Girl? I had zero expectations, but she really surprised me. She can act.

    • http://twitter.com/NC_Meg Megan

      Wasn’t she engaged to Jude Law and HE had an affair with the nanny? I’ve never seen a movie of hers so I can’t vouch for her acting but I don’t think she’s famous just because she was with Jude Law.

      • Sobaika Mirza

        Yeah, that’s what happened. But he cheated on his wife with Sienna… I think.

  • Sara__B

    100% OUT. From the hair and makeup to the ill-fitting shoes and everything in between. (The dress strongly reminds me of the clothes I “made” for my Barbie by winding various fabrics and sewing notions around her. No sewing required!)

    • http://profiles.google.com/angelarosesarno angela rose sarno

      kinda like Anya on PR!

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Like I need to explain why.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Out to the farthest of Out-nesses.  That mess of a dress kills the proportions of her body and makes her boobs look droopy.  The black tights, bag and shoes, (that look suspiciously like a dancer’s character shoes) are doing this sad display no favors whatever.  Oh, and that pursed tight lipped smile is also doing her no good whatever.  It makes her look like she’s straining to keep from crying.  But then again, maybe she is, since her stylist surely forced her at knife point into that pile of widow’s laundry.

  • Nora Mulllin

    She’s wearing three different dresses and she forgot to shower, OUT.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_63FW2Y5BWUARL7PJGWK54TUDGE Carrieanno

    Out. Looks like she stuck on parts of Chris March’s hair dresses from PR days, but he did hair clothes so much better.

  • Rhonda Hanson

    OUT!

  • Anonymous

    Oh ferfuxake.

    Out.

  • Anonymous

    I’m ok with her hair, but that dress is awful and the shoes and tights combo hurts my eyes.

  • Anonymous

    Is she still around?

    I do hope fringe isn’t making some kind of big comeback because it always screams Victorian bordello to me. Yup. It’s an OUT.

  • Michael Telles

    Jubilee Jumbes’ cousin in the house!

  • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

    Out. The dress looks terrible.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1589131702 Jenna Gordon

    seriously yikes.it looks like stevie nicks regurgitated the ugly fads of the 80s all over her and she just decided to roll with it.

  • Anonymous

    The only thing I like about her looks here is her nail polish color.  OUT.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

    Sienna Miller = Blake Lively sans the constant body flashing. 

  • Anonymous

    Ugh, she bothers. OUT.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    OUT. For all the reasons cited and more.

  • Anonymous

    OUT, but I’ve never gotten the Sienna Miller love to begin with.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ENBX3563Q4ZNCVRGSJVFIB7OAA Thom

    No explicit analysis necessary. OUT.

  • Judy_J

    OUT.  That outfit is hideous.  She needs to run a comb through her hair, too.

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    Hideous, but I enjoyed reading your comments.
     

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Girl is toe up from the flo’ up.

  • MilaXX

    OUT! That looks like 3 dresses cobbled together and topped off with heavy black tights, shoes that looks designed for comfort and hair that looks in need of a wash.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Out.  

  • Anonymous

    Out

  • Anonymous

    I looked and looked and looked and looked, but it was in vain.  There is not a single element in this ensemble that I like.  OUT!  I wish I had a bigger font for that ‘out’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1248212910 Jessie Melcher Brown

    I wear black tights, with a sweater dress, in the winter.

    This outfit looks like the pieces are from 3 or 4 different outfits.  As I learned a long time ago, just because everything is the same color doesn’t mean it goes together.  OUT

  • Anonymous

    What the shit is this?

    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    What in the holy hell is this?

  • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

    Jeez Louise..what the…why would… why didn’t…who would…are there no mirrors? Who made this monstrosity? 

  • Anonymous

    Fortune teller widow’s weeds!  Bravo, boys!

    The shmatta is an offense against humanity.  Someone notify the World Court.  And her tights are too heavy and her hair is a mess.

    Please. 

    OUT!

  • Anonymous

    In. Bad shoes and hair but I like the dress. Somehow it’s so crazy that it works.

  • http://deeplyproblematic.blogspot.com/ RMJ12345

    Well, it’s an obvious out, but I actually kind of like the dress on her. If it weren’t for the extremely boring accessories and the AWFUL hair, I’d give it an in.

  • http://twitter.com/Nonnetje85 Manon

    Out! That is one ugly dress, sorry Emilio…

  • http://profiles.google.com/laurenjeanstm Lauren St Martin

    It doesn’t even make sense. Out.

  • Jessica Goldstein

    Oy! That’s lingerie, followed by spanx, followed by a bordello lampshade. Put them together and you get a whole lotta ugly. OUT.

  • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

    She going to Jennifer Aniston’s hair dresser now?

  • http://twitter.com/RobertSanchez36 Robert Sanchez

    Oh, dear. That’s the remnants of three different ugly dresses pinned together to make one dress. To make it worse, she wore tights and ugly shoes? Out, out, out!

  • Kate Pearce

    Out

  • Anonymous

    Out. All of it. I don’t understand her as a fashion icon, either. Miller and Blake Lively just baffle me.

    The fact that she has one lace cuff down and the other back really bugs me. There is so much to dislike with this outfit, but that sloppy detail sticks in my craw for some reason.

  • Anonymous

    Terrible.  Out.

  • Anonymous

    It looks as if she’s wearing dancer’s character shoes. I only wear mine on stage.

  • Julie Fountain

    Out out out, she looks like she rolled out of bed and wrapped boudoir curtains around her and called it done. 

  • Anonymous

    matte tights and patent shoes are never a winning combo…i can live with the JBF hair, but that dress needs to go back on the bordello lamp from whence it came….a very large OUT

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rocky-Wolfgang-Liberti/100002727529563 Rocky Wolfgang Liberti

    turning into Sharon Stone – in more ways than one.

    out

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_K7VOQSAYZ7H2OBX6LOJNNIBSSE Amanda

    Out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Out. I think she used to be a fashionista, but then it went to her head.  I liked this dress until the skirt changed to the wrap fringe.  The black tights and shoes are killing me.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

    Out. She looks like a crazy bag lady hobo.

  • foodycat

    OUT with the small saving mercy that the top seems to be lined so I can’t see her nipples. My theory on Sienna-as-fashionista is that the British tabloids had already gone to the expense of hacking her phone, so they had to justify the continuing coverage by making her Happen.

  • Anonymous

    So very, very out. It’s a good thing she’s pretty.

  • Aly Light

    OUT

  • Anonymous

    If she was going to a 24 hour showing of A Christmas Story and was trying to pull off an homage to the leggy lamp, then maybe a “thanks for trying,” but otherwise it is an OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Please do not defame the hallowed leg lamp by comparing it to this chronic fashion victim. ;-)

      • Anonymous

        Oh, hanging my head in shame…. :)

        • Anonymous

          Well, then it’s okay. Just as long as you’re truly sorry. ;-)

          • Anonymous

            Don’t know how I could confuse an overwrought father’s man-cave wet dream with Sienna.

          • Anonymous

            :-D

  • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

    OUT!  Boy, talk about someone who has benefited from being skinny, white and blond (Ms. Wintour’s trifecta, apparently) without the benefit of looks and/or talent.

  • Anonymous

    boobs up – In for her target audience – straight men

  • Joyce VG

    OWWWT.

  • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

    OUT, out black spot!!

  • Now I am The Bee

    Oh my goodness.  Looks like two different dresses–then paired with such heavy hose.  Ick.  Over and OUT! 

  • http://twitter.com/1carmelita 1carmelita

    Lord have mercy. Out.

  • Anonymous

    Besides the obvious hideous-ness of the getup, the corset doesn’t sub in for a bra, Sienna.  The pushed-up boobs limply heading in opposite directions isn’t flattering.

  • mrspeel2

    I find it very Bohemian and I would have loved wearing it in my younger, rebellious years! But for the purpose of discussion today, I agree with mostly everyone else: it’s a big ol’ OUT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    OUT. The rags add weight and her hair looks like crap. On the other hand, she can set a table with what she is wearing if tablecloths are in short supply.

  • Anonymous

    OUT

    I can often get behind a look that goes against the norm…not in this case.  Just because everything is black doesn’t mean it automatically goes together.  There are just too many incongruous elements in this getup.

  • Anonymous

    Slow motion train wreck.  OUT.

  • Jessica O’Connell

    Yeah…this is confusing and ugly…OUT

  • aimee_parrott

    Jesus Mary and Joseph.  OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

    My thought was, she got in a wrestling match with Morticia Addams while in Morticia Addams’ closet.  She ran out to host the event wrapped in whatever landed on her during the fight.

  • Anonymous

    So out I almost can’t believe it!

  • http://profiles.google.com/louis.xiv Dave Gallo

    The dress is made for an aging, deranged flapper. 

  • Nicole Merrill

    OUTOUTOUT.

  • Anonymous

    Holy OUT.

  • Anonymous

    “We will never understand the heavily flogged idea that this woman is a fashionista.” Or an actress. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    those shoes. *shudder* OUT!
    PS. why is this person still famous? Have I missed something?!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BA6BTBV4V3MQRX6K2HDEL7Y7TU MerridithK

    Hot mess.  OUT.

  • M Carlson

    She’s famous, blonde and wears crazy clothes. It must be fashion, right?

  • Anonymous

    Ewwww. The End.

  • Anonymous

    i’m going with your fireball theory, but i think it happened in the parish hall during the reception after the funeral of her recently late husband, at which she was dancing naked on a table when an elder set fire to the place.  as she was flying through the air from the impact, she grabbed a pair of shoes from the church rummage sale.  that is the only excuse for those things.

  • http://twitter.com/DarthJaeda Jaeda Laurez

    I always get her and Chelsea Handler confused. They both have that “my mouth tastes like poor choices” look in the face. As for the outfit- OUT. I don’t get why she’s a style icon either. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CQPXLNCBM5CZSHZZXJDHPVFS7E Buffy

    When the host looks this bad, there’s nothing to do but plan to hit whatever fast food joint drivethru is open on the way home because the food, drink and entertainment is going to be equally dismal.   OUT

  • Anonymous

    i can’t support this “here are my boobs — psych!” dress. OUT.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    It’s an ugly dress.  Out. 

  • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

    I can’t support the lack of proper foundations in this look. Out.

  • Anonymous

    Other than The Russian Tea Room’s linens being white I like your theory.  Another explanation is that she was rummaging through Goodwill and came across this dress donated by Stevie Nicks after Stevie ordered her dressmaker to create a sheath dress but just Didn’t Warm To It.  I think that’s probably what happened.  OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Outest of the OUT. Wrapped in tablecloth or curtains indeed. But maybe she just realized that she’d worn her nightie in public (That’s my nightmare) and grabbed the first thing she got her hands on to cover up with.

  • LocMama

    OUT!!!  Did she wrap her lower half in a scarf?  This is just sad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1550881905 Hildegerd Haugen

    What have she done lately, anyway?

  • Grace Ritt

    OUT. Why is she like this?

  • Anonymous

    So she pulled a Scarlet O’Hara-but Carol Burnett and Bob Mackie did it so much better. OUT-ER than OUT! OUTest!

  • Anonymous

    You said it all. Oh so very OUT.

  • P M

    Alli can say is I did the Homer Simpson scream-gasp. OUT!!!!

  • Anonymous

    OUT, horrible, just horrible

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Even if there were nothing else wrong with this outfit (!) what it does to her breasts is a crime against fashion.  Isn’t she like, 29?  Good lord.  Beyond OUT.

  • Cathy S

    That dress is pretty god-awful, isn’t it? And the tights? No way, sister.

  • Anonymous

    OUT, definitely looks like she took a roll through the curtains in Tim Burton’s living room. I only just now realized how much she looks like Blake Lively, which led to the realization that Anna Wintour has a type. Neither of them dress very well.

  • Anonymous

    OUT  The whole outfit is styled horribly.  The dress is ill fitting, especially on top.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-Charlotte-Siewierkiewicz/503556621 Jessica Charlotte Siewierkiewi

    Out. She goes from ‘sheer’ to ‘clogged’ as you scroll down.

  • Anonymous

    OUT OUT OUT!  OUT!  The dress – the phrase “fortune teller’s widow’s weeds” really summed it up.  I am hating on the hair.  Does this woman own a brush?  Hasn’t someone told her that bleach blonde tresses are OUT?  Can’t someone give this woman a HAIR STYLE??

  • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

    Hmmm. She’s in my Celebrity Love List. I only hate the tights and the hair. But the outfit is quirky. Mostly IN.

  • Anonymous

    OUT!!  Nothing remotely In about this look at all.  Plus, her smugness annoys the hell out of me.

  • CQAussie

    Holy cats, OUT.  This outfit is hideous and so is her hair.  

    • sweetlilvoice

      Holy cats….now that is a great phrase!
       

  • Anonymous

    Escaped all right . . . from a Psychiatric Institution.   OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Wow–very OUT.  You already made the list of why.  If she were very, very pregnant that thing around her middle might make sense to support her belly–but what is she wearing it for????

  • Anonymous

    In NO possible way is this dress flattering. It manages to make a wee woman look big. Terrible.

  • Anonymous

    That actually frightened me. OUT

  • Anonymous

    Inexplicable. Horrible. OUT.
    (Your theory, however, is brilliant.)

  • Anonymous

    oh, it just looks like she’s wearing one lancel item from every one of those 135 years, all stuck one on top of the other, hither & thither, forever & ever, amen.

    i’m tired. she’s had something done to her face, yes? cos it looks better than usual. in the past [aka "usual"] i never understood why she was considered attractive at all; here, though, she does look kind of nice. sans indice, mind, but not pinched.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2066192 Melissa Mellon

    Ye gods! Just bad.

  • Joshua

    Perhaps it’s my untrained eye, but I would never have guessed that’s a Pucci dress. It makes her boobs look saggy. Out.

  • Anonymous

    Shockingly fug. OUT.

  • margaret meyers

    Out. 

  • sweetlilvoice

    Out.
    Amen, I’ve never even seen her in a movie. All I know is that she’s Jude Law’s ex and is a fashionista. I think it’s all PR.

  • Anonymous

    Definitely out. that’s a nightmare.

  • http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

    OUT OUT OUT. *Maybe* it would be salvageable if you took away the fringe. Maybe.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3NXBVKLOMNGCAVCVXOVWDGD3SE Marissa

    OUTTTT.  It’s a scrolldown fug if I’ve ever seen one.

  • Anonymous

    She’s a fashion icon because she presents herself just as horribly as most fashion editors do. OUUUUT.

  • oohsparkley!

    Out.  Grandma’s dress up box. ”fortune teller’s widow’s weeds”: Tlo = LOL.

  • Anonymous

    Um…I do NOT think she grabbed curtains.  I think she stripped every table bare of their tablecloths.  With maybe a few napkins and those great little towels the sommeliers use to pour wine?  

    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Ack, OUT!

  • http://profiles.google.com/argiebear Gustavo Casals

    OUT and out of it. Dress is ugly, but even worse is the hair and the “wtf” makeup

  • http://twitter.com/golightlywannab Shannon Campe

    I can’t get over how bad this makes her body look. Double-yoo tee eff.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t come up with anything to say about this except BLECH. and, of course, OUT

  • Anonymous

    OUT.

    That picture is “Exhibit A” as to why the term “fashion icon” does not apply.

    srq

  • Anonymous

    if it were on Helena Bontham Carter, y’all would be singing her praises.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, but Ms. Helena is always in on the joke. She wears clothes with a wink and a smile. Sienna…not so much. 

  • Anonymous

    Yech. OUT (though she always is, to me). The whole look is too… hairy. The fringe, even the lace and then her shaggy mane over the top of it all.

  • Anonymous

    It’s really not fair to put this up for a vote… obviously OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. If Zooey Deschanel and Paz de la Huerta had a fashion love-child, it would look like this.

  • Anonymous

    Out.  Just a mess.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. And done. If this chickie had not screwed Jude Law (forever a mystery) she would be sitting on some barstool in the middle of the afternoon in some dive. She rivals Paz at times.

  • Anonymous

    Oh dear lord, I just saw Sienna Miller in a movie for the first time.  Get this, the movie was GI JOE.  Don’t hate me, it was the family choice.  Anyway, in a movie chock full of bad acting, I think she was actually the worst thing in it.  Completely unbelievable as any kind of badass.  On top of that, she has anti-charisma.  She actually sucks life off of the screen.   I’m absolutely thrilled to see that she is an equally bad dresser.  On top of that, she looks about as pretty as your average receptionist.  Out in every aspect.

  • Addicted2Glamour

    I’ve seen better Black Lace Drag at the Night of a Thousand Stevies. OUT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

    Two words: black fringe. OUT

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  Obviously she got in a fight with the fabulous Stevie Nicks, and chose to wear, all together, the castoffs that Stevie flung at her.

    (FWIW, this chick always looks like a hot mess to me.)

  • Anonymous

    I was already horrified by the mess happening from the hair down to the knees and then I became mortally offended once I set eyes on the TIGHTS and cheap patent leather pumps. I challenge you to a duel at dawn, Sienna Miller. You have insulted humanity once too many times in your ridiculous get-ups. Engarde. And OUT.

  • http://twitter.com/pag_baj Paige Boerman

    Christ on a cracker. Check yourself, girl. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh!  Good Heavens child, what are you wearing?  What have you done to your hair?
    TLo must be punishing me for stating my appreciation of fringe.  Because they’ve been parading bad fringe at me.

  • Anonymous

    OUT….but i love her so much.

    • http://toodles.yelp.com AWStevens

      WHY?  What has she ever done for humanity except make mediocre films?

  • http://twitter.com/lalahartma laura hartman

    Out.

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    EEEEEEK! The fringe! The fringe! My god, with the lace and whatever the HELL that thing is doing to her torso, this is an inarguable OUT! Yuck.

  • Anonymous

    What a lazy look she’s working. A mess o’bleached hair and the latest “style” in Little Black Dresses. The originality is killing me. 

  • http://toodles.yelp.com AWStevens

    Sarcasm: oooooooh, she looks pregnant, better vote her innnnnnnnnnnn, oohahooogoogoogahgah /Sarcasm out.  She’s probably just drunk and only Stevie Wonder was around to dress her… OUT

  • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

    OUT. Ew.

  • Anonymous

    her boobs make me sad and i am gay. lol OUT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.council Rachel Council

    Out. Which one is this again? I get her and Kate Bosworth mixed up.

  • http://twitter.com/BeantownMrs Praggya R. Barretto

    Out.

  • Emily Roach

    GIRL THAT IS NOT YOUR DRESS. I don’t know if it’s anyone’s, but omg no not you.

  • Anonymous

    Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while, and I didn’t miss her a bit. She is OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.I don’t get her reputation either guys.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. It’s just bad.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  For the sake of anything and everything holy, OUT!

  • Anonymous

    Well, at least she managed a smile after the exploding tea room ordeal. What a trooper. But she’s still OUT!

  • Anonymous

    She became known in the UK in the mid-noughties for looking like a more accessible version of Kate Moss, aka “boho chic”, aka dressing like a rich hippie. It was an annoying style to start with, and she didn’t do much to change that.

  • Anonymous

    Totally out – she’s a mess. I think she is one of those gals who looks much better with short hair!!!

  • Anonymous

    I know the vote is already counted, but I just had to add my reaction.
    Which was: Oh Gross!
    Which is far less creative than your Russian Tea Room pending explosion critique.
    And then I realized:

    You two really need to write a novel, this blog is only marking time ;-p
    Let’s see, it would have to be in an entirely new category,
    one in which no one else has ever written before. Something like
    The Devil Wears Prada meets The Scarlet Pimpernel.

  • http://frockpaperscissors.blogspot.com/ kvlm

    A) why is she still relevant?  and B) who let her out with opaque tights AND patent leather pumps???  quel tragedy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500478381 Anghaarad Teague Dees

    Definitly OUT!

  • Charles Purdy

    Goth saloon wench, just back from a roll in the (literal) hay. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    I love her but she looks pure crazy here

  • Kirsten Kirsten

    no doubt: OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Total crazy from hair to toe. OUT

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_N75LLUHGJEGCGJ3HZAXEB3MBJI Deen

    OMG – this isn’t even in question! Out.

  • http://twitter.com/karenrubyleo Karen

    Out, does anyone even know why she is famous?!

    • http://toodles.yelp.com AWStevens

      She fucked most of the married British actors and flaunts it…