Is anyone in the holiday spirit yet? No? Well too bad. Olivia’s here to make you cheerful.
Olivia Wilde unveils the 2011 Swarovski Star for the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in New York City in a metallic blouson paneled dress by Christian Cota.
That is a super-cute coat; we’ll say that right off the bat. And you know when we start an assessment that way, bitchy things are about to be said.
Considering the singular event she’s attending – Seriously, show of hands: How many of you have been called upon to unveil the Swarovski star at Rockefeller Center? We’re guessing only a few. Couple dozen at most. – a sparkly, shimmery little party dress would seem to be just what the bitchy fashion bloggers ordered. We like the general shape of it and the color-blocking. But here’s the thing: We have absolutely no doubt it doesn’t look so in person, but in pictures, this fabric looks a little on the cheap side. It just doesn’t photograph all that well. In addition, the black tights leading to drab-looking black shoes aren’t punctuating the look as well as it could be. She could have gotten away with colored or patterned tights and a sassier shoe.
What we’re saying is, it’s a halfway cute outfit. Kittens are free to disagree, but can expect a period of shunning to follow.
IN! She’s donning now her gay apparel, bitches!
OUT! Dollar store wrapping paper.
[Photo Credit: Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images]