In or Out: Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney

Posted on November 21, 2011

This is so goofy looking that we couldn’t deny our precious unborn fawns the opportunity to vote on it.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartneyGwyneth Paltrow attends the Coach 70th Anniversary Celebration in a Stella McCartney dress paired with a Coach clutch, bien sûr.

Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartneyStella McCartney Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Anja Rubik (NEXT)

Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney

Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney

Coach ‘Madison’ Gathered Leather Zip Clutch

Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney

We’re all for a busy print on the red carpet but we don’t much like this print; at least not in pictures. It looks like the lining to an old suitcase. Then there’s the completely wackadoo neckline and hem, both of which are leaving us fairly speechless. We don’t actually mind the neckline. We don’t love it, but with a more conventional hem, it might have worked. But that hem is just too much and the black trim just looks like some sort of sewing mistake. We tip our hats to Gwynnie for trying to wear interesting things now and then, but this dress might just be too interesting for its own good.

Also, we don’t like the clutch. Or the shoes.

 

Vote Now!
IN! It’s unique, unusual, and unexpected, you bitter, bratty bitches!

OUT! This dress is making me seasick!


Voting on Blake Lively’s startling turn toward batshit insanity is still quite open, dolls.

[Photo Credit: Getty, elle.com]

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  • http://twitter.com/PsychicMuppet Bitsy Carver

    OUT

  • Anonymous

    OUT–what an ugly dress!  And she looks like she has to pee in that first photo.

  • Ebony Dawkins

    Out.  Those heavy black shoes didn’t help the matter much at all.  I have to say, this was a serious case of scroll down fug.

    • Anonymous

      So true – I saw the thumbnail and thought, “You know, I could see this being IN.”  Then I saw the full-length pic. Yikes.

  • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

    OUT – I’d be covering that hem up too! Poor girl, just because someone asks you to wear the dress doesn’t mean you need to say yes.

  • Anonymous

    I feel like just seeing the thumbnail of a Gwyneth Paltrow post is an invitation for us kittens to sharpen our claws. This outfit looks like a Project Runway creation and it’s wrong for her coloring. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Oh My Gwynnie, were you attacked on the red carpet? Did someone rip off part of your hem and one of your sleeves? 

    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    The neckline and hem together–and the shoes–are all competing for attention. And it kind of looks like she accidentally tucked her dress into her nylons coming out of the bathroom… sorry, Gwynnie, it’s an OUT for me.

  • http://twitter.com/nicolahearts nicole seligman

    i love the print, hemline, and clutch. i hate the neckline, shoes, and sleeve. her hair needs to be in a ponytail. i still give her an IN for not bringing the boring.

    • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

      I’m with you.  In fact, I would give the neckline more of a pass if the embroidery matched the hem and there wan’t that big ol’ sleeve.

      Nothing could save those shoes.

      • http://twitter.com/nicolahearts nicole seligman

        i couldn’t agree more about the embroidery color! it’s TOO much contrast with that craycray print in between.

        and yeah. shoe fail.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelsey-Albrecht/100001647200441 Kelsey Albrecht

    out out out

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L6FKGKUXWF6QSWWYAHJZYKKI3E Adrian

    The biggest problem I have with this is that she doesn’t look comfortable in it. Her body language is all “Oh, you guys, I totally KNOW! I’m SORRY.” I kind of like the print, but maybe as endpapers in a book or some kind of retro-funky lampshade. Not on a lady’s body. OUT! 

    • Anonymous

      Agreed, the print would make the sweetest book endpapers!

      A dress… no.

  • Addicted2Glamour

    And Stella continues to coast on her last name…I mean they might as well let Sir Paul have a go at running up these dresses. They couldn’t look any worse.  OUT.

    • Lori

      I almost never like Stella McCartney’s clothes. Most of them are either just weird in a not good way, like this one, or they’re almost good, but fight the body they’re on in ways that make them fail. I feel a little bitchy saying it (which I guess means I’m in the right place), but ITA that she would never have gotten where she is today if she weren’t the offspring of Sir Paul and Linda.

      • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

        Indeed. It’s even more inexplicable because, unlike the deal with Georgina Chapman,  Stella McCartney isn’t married to a Hollywood powerhouse who requires continuous ass-kissing. Hell, I love the Beatles too, but I wouldn’t be caught dead in a Stella McCartney dress just because her father’s a former Beatle. I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of her dresses anyway.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Elizabeth-Poytinger-Baumer/1516981341 Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

    oh honey, that is so not your dress. OUT

    • Sobaika Mirza

      That dress belongs to someone over a decade younger and with better taste in accessories.

    • Anonymous

      I have to say, I’m not sure whose dress this is. It’s definitely not Gwennie’s. But I can’t think of anyone right off who would look great in this. There’s just too much going on, and none of it good. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=675517274 Nora Halcyonov Lynnenko Naught

    i actually really love this!  yeah, it’s a bit strange, but it’s edgy and that’s kind of hard to come by these days.  the bag slightly echoes the hemline.  it all makes me think of 18th Century French fashion collided with hints of the ’60s and then exploded into the 21st Century.  

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, OUT. The dress just looks silly.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JQSQJRAL4YYWB2OZNHNUHKZAEY Christopher

    out,  the hem doesn’t even look good on the model.

  • Anonymous

    OUT – It’s just not her dress.  Nicole Kidman wore a longer, red version of this dress and looked stunning.

    • http://www.facebook.com/catherine.kronenwetter Catherine L Kronenwetter

      The longer red version makes me rethink my opinion of the pattern, I guess it can work!

  • http://www.facebook.com/catherine.kronenwetter Catherine L Kronenwetter

    The pattern makes it look like a nightgown to me, maybe that’s why this is giving me a teenybopper vibe.  The black accent makes no sense to me, especially with the white on the neckline.  The hem by itself fine, the neck by itself fine, pattern uck, black bag and shoes uck.  …eh out 

  • Anonymous

    IN!  It’s refreshing to see something different!

  • Sara__B

    First Blake and now Gwyneth in jaw-droppingly ugly dresses. OUT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ebba-Svantesson/1750647220 Ebba Svantesson

    in

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Gwynnie sometimes dresses like she can wear anything and have it look great. As evidenced here, simply not the case. The shoes seem like they belong to an entirely different outfit.

  • MilaXX

    OUT. The dress is too young for her and it’s not that great of a dress to begin with. Someone needs to tell Stella either the hem is wacky or the neckline, but not both. Gwynnie also failed with the clutch, which I supposed couldn’t be helped, but the shoes are equally bad.

  • http://twitter.com/sylvia_warren Sylvia

    I…I kind of like it. 

    • Anonymous

      Well bless your heart, that could not have been easy to admit

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    OUT. 

    Mostly because she’s uncomfortable enough in it that she needs her clutch to hide her crotch…

    • Anonymous

      drawing attention to her “man hands” – LOL, don’t ever remember thinking she had man hands but that photo sure makes them look that way.

      i’m tired of her, the kardashian’s and olivia wilde…….OUT for me as well – she does look uncomfortable and as someone pointed out above, looks like she’s gotta pee.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never liked Stella McCartney’s clothing, it’s either ugly or weird or both.  This one is both.  That fabric looks cheap and the edging reminds me of an old couch my grandmother had that was trimmed like that.  I didn’t like that couch, either.

    I’d almost feel sorry for Gwennie because everyone despises her so, but she’s too self absorbed to care so I’ll save it for some other, more sensitive human.

    • Anonymous

      there’s a reason everyone despises her.

  • Anonymous

    Both the pattern and the hem are making me seasick.  Today was much too long of a Monday to spend more than 3 seconds looking at this dress.

  • Jasmine Moten

    I am so tired of her bone straight hair! Liven it up a bit!

    • BuffaloBarbara

      Amen!  Red carpets look like NAMI depression conventions.

  • Anonymous

    Out

  • http://twitter.com/sk888888 Cele Deemer

    Definitely OUT!

  • Eclectic Mayhem

    Gah!  Out!

  • Anonymous

    Out.  The weird hemline, the black trim vs. the white trim, it’s all out.

    The long red version on Nicole Kidman was better.

  • Pinup Ghoul

    Whaty what huh-huh?
    I am so confused by this ensemble.

  • Sara Leigh Merrey

    The dress is ugly, and as somone else noted, it’s too young for Gwynneth. I’m not a Gwynneth fan, and this is just more evidence for me that her style icon status is exaggerated.

  • http://twitter.com/mme_hardy MadameHardy

    Even she knows this is wrong — she’s trying to hide the wackadoo hemline with her clutch.  Get a bigger bag, honey — probably a garment carrier. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Whoa – out.

  • Haley Buchanan

    OUT.  I dislike everything about this dress – on Gwynnie and on the model as well.

  • Lauren Maier

    OUT.  
    Sorry, that just kind of flopped out of my mouth and ran from the dress…

  • Anonymous

    IN!!  Unique and fun.

  • http://www.wordydoodles.com WordyDoodles

    The swirly neckline looks like the dress is trying to dodge a fast ball heading to her shoulder.
    The clutch is too casual for the red carpet and/or the dress.
    The length is awesome for her mile long legs and I’ve got nothing against the print. But altogether, OUT.

  • Anonymous

    This…thing is making Gwyneth Paltrow’s legs look fucked up. Say what you will about the GOOPess, but she has excellent gams.

    OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Good point. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    B for effort C- for the end result.

  • Anonymous

    OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT.

  • Lisa

    I actually do like the shape of the dress, wacky neckline, single sleeve and all.  I just hate the print – it looks like a hospital gown.

  • Grace Ritt

    OUT. Just bad. Kind of interesting but no redeeming factor.

  • Anonymous

    seriously, what is the  point of this dress? Sometimes Stella McCartney does some great stuff but there is a also a lot of rampant fugly in every collection

  • Kate Pearce

    I like the print, I like the clutch but I’m not keen on the neckline or the hem.

  • Anonymous

    I’m gonna say IN.  I love this dress.  I think it’s head-turning and looks great on her, but most of all it’s just so FUN!  Hate the shoes, don’t mind the clutch, love that dress for being so remarkable and unique. 

  • Anonymous

    Oy!  Out!

  • Anonymous

    Out. The print looks terrible and is not flattering at all. the neck is distracting and I’m not sure what it’s trying to do. The overall cut does not flatter her. Just terrible.

  • http://democracydiva.com/ Democracy Diva

    Out. It’s ugly. simply as that.

  • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

    EITHER the neckline or the hem, but both is tooooo weird and unflattering.  Sorry Gwennie, OUT

  • Anonymous

    That would work, maybe, for Hailee Steinfeld. Maybe.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Because it’s her and because it’s kinda ugly, in that order.

  • http://twitter.com/Unclassical Alexandria N

    OUT! Lovely shoes, but the rest is nutty/ugly. Thanks for playing, Gwen darling, please try again!

  • http://twitter.com/TheScottFinley Scott Finley

    Stella McCartney? OMG. It looks like something from the Paisley Park archives.

  • Anonymous

    OUT

    That entire Stella McCartney collection is fug and anyone who wears something from it is an OUT by association.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like student work. Out.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like student work. Out.

  • Anonymous

    My dad had boxer shorts in that pattern.  And he was a rotund man.  And this was about 40 years ago.

    F.u.g.l.y.

    • Anonymous

      my father too!  lol.  That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. 

      obviously Gynnie is OUT…so was dad, walking around in his boxers..ugh…not good memories. ;)

  • Anonymous

    My dad had boxer shorts in that pattern.  And he was a rotund man.  And this was about 40 years ago.

    F.u.g.l.y.

  • Anonymous

    OUT

  • Anonymous

    OUT

  • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

    Out.
    And why does she continue to wear her hair like that? It looks awful.

  • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

    Out.
    And why does she continue to wear her hair like that? It looks awful.

  • Anonymous

    Out. I could get behind the fabric and the one arm business, but all that combined with the neckline and flounced, black-trim hem just send this over the edge into “too complicated for its own good.”

    Didn’t Nicole Kidman just wear a long, red version of this?

  • Anonymous

    Out. I could get behind the fabric and the one arm business, but all that combined with the neckline and flounced, black-trim hem just send this over the edge into “too complicated for its own good.”

    Didn’t Nicole Kidman just wear a long, red version of this?

  • Tamara Hogan

    tilts head to side, confused

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    A most delicious OUT!!! Hoo boy, am I just sitting back and laughing.

  • Toto Maya

    Eeew.

  • Mariah J

    NO

  • Anonymous

    Out. Old suitcase lining indeed

  • Anonymous

    “It looks like the lining to an old suitcase.” Exactly. It’s got a vintage vibe that I love and it’s really different from everything else out there. Bold, intriguing and IN.

  • Anonymous

    Good lord, won’t somebody please talk to her about her hair?  It resembles french fries in both color and texture at this point.  Also, try a new hairstyle.  And I say this as someone who doesn’t hate her.

  • Anonymous

    Terrible.

  • Anonymous

    Gwynnie herself is not nearly interesting enough to carry off an a-bit-too-interesting dress.  OUT.

    But I would cut several bitches for that clutch.

  • Anonymous

    She looks really uncomfortable here. And is she shilling Coach bags or just afraid that the dress is going to ride up and show off the good china?

    Out, and I think she knew it already.

  • Anonymous

    I like the clutch, but not with that dress. That clutch belongs to Helena Bonham Carter in one of her less eccentric outfits.

    I think the hem looks better on Gwyneth than the model, but the neckline looks better on the model than on Gwyneth. It creates a titscrepancy, which is amplified according to the actual breast dimensions of the wearer.

    I like the creativity of translating a Nouveau picture frame as elements of a dress.

    I’m neutral on the print. I see your point about the luggage lining, but judging from the close-up and the model photo, it looks as if it might have more verve in person. All the same, the dress would have been more effective in a solid color, making the framing detail the focus.

    OUT. Points for trying something different, but when you have Gwyneth Paltrow’s money, influence, and looks, there’s no excuse for not looking awesome on the red carpet.

  • Anonymous

    You don’t even need to hate Goop to hate this dress. That is serious fug.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sntierney Shannon Tierney

    Out. Though I reverse your comments and find the hem acceptable if not for the fugly neckline, which looks incredibly uncomfortable. I’d be trying to straighten that thing out all night.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

    Oh Lord… I wanted to say why on Earth is she wearing an ironing table cover, but then I noticed the black trim and all I can say now is what the f**** was in her head to choose this rag doll dress made by a ten year old from her mommy’s old ironing table cover and her first crochet lesson? Of course it’s an OUT.

  • Anonymous

    100% true: this is the ugliest dress I have ever seen. Everything about it is, at best, regrettable.

  • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

    HA HA HA HA HA HA…

    Oh my, that was fun.  Out.  

  • Anonymous

    It seems too young for her.  But even on a younger person I would probably say out.  Too much shit going on and not in a good way.

  • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

    Out. I don’t dig most Stella McCartney clothes, I’ve found.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Scrolldown fug. I saw her from the waist up and thought “I don’t hate it”, then the scroll down.  I too thought the hem would be more traditional. That scripty black thing is whackadoo.

  • Cheri Lee

    I thought Stella was suppose to be a good designer…OUT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Jenkins/506864334 Sara Jenkins

    I actually don’t mind the bag, but I hate the shoes, which tips it toward an out.

  • Anonymous

    IN. I think she looks fresh and unique. Not everyone could pull this off, but Goop can.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.council Rachel Council

    OUT. I know Stella’s your friend, Gwen, but sometimes you just have to say no.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  

  • Anonymous

    I love it. In.  I also love the clutch and shoe choice, would not have been my first choice, but really works for me.

  • Anonymous

    Would’ve liked it more if the hem matched the neckline, but she’s still IN.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

    OUT. Stop trying to make Stella McCartney happen, Gwynnie.

  • Anonymous

    I took one look at this dress and reflexively tilted my head like a confused pug puppy. Not a good sign. OUT

  • Anonymous

    That’s a silly dress, silly girl!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_N75LLUHGJEGCGJ3HZAXEB3MBJI Deen

    Does she have POMPOMS on those shoes? EEEEWWW… I mean OUT!

  • http://MakeCash2.com Sara Thomas

    @MzzPants:disqus Try it immediately.. my roomate’s step-mother makes $80/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for 9 months but last month her paycheck was $9075 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site http://x.co/bFaj

  • Anonymous

    NEIN!

  • Anonymous

    I love Gwyneth, but this is completely OUT.

    Hideous.

  • http://twitter.com/Juliaismagic Julia

    Man, I could’ve gotten behind the dress of the shoes weren’t so incongruous. And the hem weren’t so fucked. And why didn’t she do something more fun with her hair? Her overwhelming limpness is boring. I mean, points for trying, but it’s also very easy to criticize the hell out of her. OUT. 

  • Anonymous

    i really like the collar. i really hate the sleeve.
    i tend to like stella mccartney a lot as a person. cos of that i tend to want to like her as a designer.
    i cannot imagine liking anything by coach. anything, anything at all.
    i cannot remember what the shoes look like.

    i think this adds up somewhere in the negative column but not by much.

  • Anonymous

    EITHER the wacky neckline OR the wacky hemline OR the wacky print.
    The clutch, I like.

  • Joyce VG

    what a peculiar pose…whatever is she protecting?  Ugly dress. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    I know it’s unpopular, but I say in. I actually like the print and I like that she took a chance. And regardless of the style of the dress, it’s flattering as hell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/epfriedman Elana Friedman

    she’s out, but contrary to you two I like the clutch. 

  • http://twitter.com/shadowofrazia Dominique C

    Out. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1052062518 Megan Moore

    sooooo OUT

  • http://toodles.yelp.com AWStevens

    Wow, so that’s what happened to Isadora Duncan’s scarf…

    OUT

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Out out OUT!!!!!!

    A train wreck of a dress.  And even the wrong colors for her.

  • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

    Out. The hem is a visual assault.

  • Anonymous

    Hate it, although the print doesn’t bother me. Also, why are the stars all holding their clutches in front of their crotches nowadays? What’s going on with the fig leaf pose?

  • http://twitter.com/LauraF775 Laura F.

    I can’t stand this bitch, but points to her for wearing something other than a safe cocktail dress with nude pumps or black peeptoes.  And I appreciate the effort in having the clutch echo the piping on the hem.  Having said that, I can’t get behind this.  The print isn’t as arresting as it needs to be to work with the hem and the neckline.  OUT, but an A for effort, darling!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S4KWCOY2Q7A36JSXVIZKRVBXWQ Joy

    From midthigh down, everything’s a mess: hemline, shoes, nail polish.  Even though the print looks like contact paper shelf liner, it would pass, if not for the hemline with that icky black stuff.  As it is, OUT.

  • Anonymous

    I actually kind of like the print, but her again with the hair. I can’t get past it.

    • Anonymous

      That’s an OUT, by the way.

  • Anonymous

    No. And I don’t think Gwynnie’s the problem here, she’s doing about as well as anybody could in that dress. Stella McCartney’s rank as a high end designer continues to mystify me. I suspect that, like Georgina Chapman, connections have been REALLY helpful in building a fashion career here. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3NBI6646QJBKNCFEZNCHXUCBGE thatgirl

    I like a lot of what Stella McCartney does, but this is a firm OUT. What’s with the easy pitches today, TLo? ;)

  • Anonymous

    Out, the fabric looks to me like the print on some of my dad’s boxers from the way-back machine.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    HATE the dress. The clutch and shoes are ok, but the dress just ruins everything.

  • Anonymous

    ROFLMAO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49702581 Susan Bullard Mayer

    I like the top, but she has a bad case of scrolldown fug.

    OUT!

  • http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

    IN above the waist. OUT below the waist. Although..in close-ups the bottom looks a lot better. From a distance, it looks like the bottom half is the result of some tragic manufacturing accident.

  • http://twitter.com/qrter Alexander Peterhans

    OUT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1573976444 Kary McGonigal Barrie

    The dress might have worked if it had either the wackadoo hem OR wackadoo neck. I vote to keep the hem. That neck just looks really uncomfortable. 

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    Wackadoo.  God I love you two.  Yeah, so she’s out.

  • Anonymous

    I’ll say IN because she has the sense to cover up that ugly-ass hem with what I think it a pretty fabulous clutch.

  • Anonymous

    It looks like she lost half her dress on the way to the party.  OUT

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

    Seasick is really the best word to describe how this makes me feel. You nailed it. OUT.

  • Mary McClelland

    Out. 

  • Anonymous

    OUT.

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I prefer Nicole Kidmans look from the Country Family Reunion or whatever

  • Anonymous

    Haha… OUT

  • http://profiles.google.com/alison.sigman Alison Sigman

    I actually like the print, but hate everything else. That swoop up on her thigh is just weird and makes me realize how uber-thin Gweny’s limbs are. BTW—OUT.

  • http://karensbooksandchocolate.blogspot.com/ Karenlibrarian

    Oh, girl.  There is TOO MUCH GOING ON HERE.  And I HATE the shoes.  Not only ankle straps, but peep toes AND fluffy bows or whatever on the toes.  Too heavy looking, they cut her off at the ankle.  The models delicate strappy sandals were perfect.  OUT, OUT OUT!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/katherinempg Katherine Pisarro-Grant

    Appallingly bad dress. So OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT – I was on the fence, because it’s interesting, at least, but she’s not selling it.

  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    My eyes have threatened revolution if I make them look at that dress again. OUT!

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Hideous.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    oh, lord.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

    OUT. Stella McCartney is completely overrated. I can’t remember anything, ever, that I’ve liked of hers.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, that is the ugliest frock I’ve seen in a very long time……she and this dress make Blake Lively’s salute to Annie Oakley from yesterday look positively chic.  One arm with a long sleeve, one arm with no sleeve.  Neckline piping white, hemline piping black.  One clavicle exposed, one clavicle covered.  Indecisive hemline.  Wait a minute–this is a bipolar dress!  Somebody throw some lithium at it!

    But I do like the clutch.  Sorry, TLo.

  • Susan Crawford

    You have a strange, contorted neckline trimmed with white lampshade trim. You have a bizarre, shoulder-exposing cutout. You have a long, tubular sleeve. You have a strange, contorted hemline trimmed with black lampshade trim. And . . . my dad had a pair of pajamas in that exact same print. Put it all together and it spells O-U-T.

    I like the bag – but not with the busydress of doom. Shoes? No. Just no. And please, please, please would someone lead Ms. Paltrow to the volumizing shampoo aisle at Duane Reade?

  • Anonymous

    Egads, she looks as fresh as latterday Lindsay Lohan here.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, that dress is just ugly. And those shoes… Sorry, Gwynnie, but this is an obvious OUT! Better luck next time.

  • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

    OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
    And not just because I hate the GOOP lady.  But I really hate the GOOP lady.

  • Anonymous

    Out.  It’s so depressing to see such a good looking woman do this to herself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1355527007 Rain Jezek

    OUT. Both hems may have worked separately, but not together. Also, by worked, I mean “at least not have looked completely tragic”. I think she hates it, too. That must be why she’s posing with the clutch in front of her like that.

  • http://twitter.com/dontpanic503 Brian Jardine

    OUT.  I doubt it’s actually anybody’s dress.

  • Anonymous

    I’m no friend of Gwyneth, but I think she looks good here. I like the swoopy shapes, and the contrast between the pale print and the black trim and accessories. IN.

  • Anonymous

    I seriously can’t believe I’m going to say this, but– IN.

    Don’t judge me!

  • BuffaloBarbara

    I almost like the weird neckline–it’s kind of interesting–but the print, the length, that weird, weird hem (which is not interesting, just weird)… no.  Out, honey. Out.

  • Anonymous

    Love the clutch. Hate everything else. OUT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-Charlotte-Siewierkiewicz/503556621 Jessica Charlotte Siewierkiewi

    IN, since I think it’s cute and a bit ‘whackadoo’. But I agree with you about the hem; should have been normal (or in white).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Claudia-Gilbert/875055316 Claudia Gilbert

    Has to be an OUT!

  • Sabina Kallstrom

    I like the dress. I don’t think it’s Gwynnie’s dress though. I could see it on Blake Lively actually. But I don’t think the look works here, but A for effort.

  • Anonymous

    Out. She’s trying to hide behind her clutch ffs! The clutch is pretty!

  • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

    YEUCH, gross, what is going on with Stella lately? I’ve never been her biggest fan but this is a monstrosity as is that ghastly illusion-netting-polka-dot dress that’s doing the rounds. Yuck OUT

  • http://twitter.com/capt_shiny Mags

    That is an ugly dress and it’s not doing anything for her. OUT!

  • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

    I…actually kind of like it. I think she’s working it as much as anyone could possibly work that dress.

    IN, because sometimes it really is just about standing up, thrusting your chin up and your boobs forward, and owning it.

  • Anonymous

    nononononononononononnonnononno! OUT
    Seriously, that dress would look good on absolutely no one. It looks like a home ec project gone awry.
    I think my father owned boxer shorts in that fabric when I was a kid.

  • http://twitter.com/taijuuuh Taija HU!

    I’m saying IN just because it’s a welcome departure from the usual column of white. I have to say though, I hate the shoes with it. This is a dress that calls for something simple because there’s just so much going on. Had she worn a slightly less heavy shoe, forgot the clutch and changed the hem-line it would have been quite retro sci-fi chic.

    My verdict is purely just to steer her into the right direction. Come on Goop, you can do it. 

  • Anonymous

    OUT!  If the hem line trim was white I would give it an IN!

    Wrong clutch for that dress.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_625RQ5YIKR3JR4H6BMNCKB6YDE Brenda

    Ugh, i hate her, but she’s IN.

  • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

    Lol, she looks like she’s trying to cover up the awfulness of the dress with the clutch. So out.

  • Anonymous

    I like it. Shows off her pretty legs. Hate the blobs on her shoes, but in.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Yea, defintiely and OUT.  I mean, if Stella were my BFF, i would totally take a hit on the red carpet in this for her though.

    • Anonymous

      If Stella were my BFF, I would take her aside and tell her to pull this ugly, ugly dress from her line.  So that the entire world wouldn’t be rearing back in horror, saying, “THAT is a Stella McCartney?????”

      OUT

  • Anonymous

    Why do they all hold their clutches in such an odd way… as if trying to hide their skirt length, or some such nonsense??

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

    I really don’t like it, but I have a hard time criticizing her when she went out of the box. Ick, no, there’s just nothing to like about this–the neck, the hemline, the pattern–it all just sucks.  OUT.

  • Pennymac

    Like the print, like the neckline, detest the hem. Why, why why black and swoopy? Non-swoopy hem or swoopy and white trimmed hem, maybe. But as it is, it lookes like it was the last bit of fabric on the bolt and the black thread was part of the selvages. OUT!

  • Anonymous

    OUT. It’s just ugly.

  • Jessica Goldstein

    The neckline is strangling her and the hem is just weird and ugly. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Looks like an amateur playing dress up. Also, girlfriend is in a hair rut. Tousle that stick straight perfection every once in awhile gwynnie. 

  • http://twitter.com/alienspouse Jen Alien-Spouse

    OUT – That hemline plus the off-kilter neckline really does make this look as though she got her dress caught in a revolving door and this was all she could salvage to cover herself up with.

    Also, from the look on Gwyneth’s face, she isn’t sure she’s pulling this look off and that really is the kiss of death to any outfit, isn’t it?

  • Anonymous

    Even she knows that hem is a wackadoodle mistake, see how she is attempting to hide it with a slightly less ugly clutch/  Who recently wore the gown length version of this?  I liked that.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. It is a dreadful dress to begin with.

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    I will give her a modest IN. Weird dress but I think she is wearing it well.

  • Anonymous

    The shape of this neckline is actually very flattering on her, and I’d love to see another dress try this.  Otherwise, it’s a hot mess.  Gwennie looks well enough groomed, but the dress is just a collection of no.  OUT.

  • Jessica O’Connell

    OUT. I could have gotten behind the weird neckline, but that hem is making me twitchy… The bag’s OK but those shoes are pretty awful.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

    I don’t know.  After seeing that eye-searing Blake Lively yesterday, I kinda miss Gwyneth as a “fashion icon”.

  • Anonymous

    Awful Spotty Dress! She looks embarrassed by it. OUT, damn spots!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768540908 Badriya Al-Badi’a

    Out–but in a solid color, I think the overall design would work, in a retro Jetsons kind of way.

  • Anonymous

    OUT – that hem is horrid and unflattering. 

  • Anonymous

    no thank you — OUT!

  • Anonymous

    I like the neckline, but the hem is so OUT. Look: OUT.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

    ugh.  out. She’s holding the clutch in that last photo in an attempt to hide her shame.

  • Anonymous

    ….wait didn’t you like it on Nicole Kidman floor length and in (ugh) red?   Not that this is good, just that both are bad……ohhh maybe it’s a Gwynnie thing…..OK, I’m on board with that.

  • Anonymous

    This is beyond bad, and let’s not forget her hair. Those stringy ends need to go.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    She seems uncomfortable in the dress, like she suddenly realized what a ridiculous-looking thing it is.  And her hair is still boring. Out.

  • vmcdanie

    Out. After much consideration because it’s original and they improved the hemline from its runway incarnation (the odd scrap of print making an escape under the hemline=no good.)

    I don’t know why you wouldn’t like the clutch? The shoes are too heavy for this look. The runway ones are a better option.

    I feel a little bad for outing this honestly as I do like to applaud her for taking a risk.

  • Judy_J

    No sir, I don’t like it.  Out.

  • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

    I’m surprising myself by actually liking this look. I don’t really know why, because I agree with the criticism of the print and the hem – yet it works for me. I think it just looks fun and clean and different. So I have to give it an “In.”

  • Anonymous

    Nope.  And I hate her hair.  I’m so over her hair.

  • Anonymous

    Schizophrenic dress. Out.

  • Cathy S

    The only thing I like is the clutch. Out. Stella McCartney’s been very disappointing lately.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Out!  I will never get behind the one sleeve look.  Never.  I do like the clutch though.  

  • Anonymous

    In – I love the whole thing.  Killer gams, jesus.

  • Anonymous

    She’s doing her friend a solid by wearing that fakakta dress on the RC.  Gwynnie, you’re a good friend but that look is OUT.

  • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

    Out out black spot!

  • Anonymous

    It looks like someone sewed some rope on the ends of an uneven tube of fabric. OUT

  • Anonymous

    It looks like someone sewed some rope on the ends of an uneven tube of fabric. OUT

  • Anonymous

    Out, although part of that is because I’m just not feeling Stella’s creations. And I so wish Gwynnie would do something different with her hair.

  • aimee_parrott

    Ew… OUT.  It looks like she was attacked, and then trimmed the parts of the hem that were bitten with dead caterpillars.

  • Anonymous

    Out. I would have given it an “in” if it had a normal hemline. Sad.

  • CQAussie

    OUT.  The only thing I like about this look from Gwynnie is the clutch.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    What a stupid-ass dress. Maybe Gwyneth lost a bet with Stella. I can’t imagine any other reason for her to wear this thing.

    I don’t hate Gwyneth. I think she’s kind of a ridiculous person, but I can’t hate her. As Rory Gilmore once said “I can’t hate the pathetic.”

    Anyway, I wouldn’t wish this dress on my worst enemy*. OUT

    *That’s a lie. There are a few people I would happily try to talk into wearing this dress.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=167100010 Meghan Young

    lol out

  • http://twitter.com/ashinyoconnor Aisling O’Connor

    Couldn’t be more OUT. A ridiculous garment.

  • Anonymous

    you have to admit her shoes are miles better than the shoes that model is wearing though, right? I think so, anyway….

  • Anonymous

    O-U-T!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ENBX3563Q4ZNCVRGSJVFIB7OAA Thom

    The curved hem gives the illusion of one leg longer than the other (never mind the titscrepancy or one sleeve). And the print (and colors thereof) would be kinda hard to match to (maybe an emerald green bag and nude shoe?). The shoes at least match the whimsy of the dress, but you’re right, this dress *is* too is own good.

    OUT.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7DDBWDEQZA3OUS4S6MEMDEKWQ4 chhivt

    Cold frosty starlet is O-U-T.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    In.  I kinda like it.  It’s fun.

  • Anonymous

    This is a case of the dress wearing the girl.  It’s be difficult for anyone to wear, but I think it definitely needs someone with an edgier attitude and style to pull it off. 

    Gweynth is not edgy.  Out.

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    I don’t understand. I’m confused. That means it’s ‘OUT.’

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=745465637 Nellie Wilson

    The dress does nothing to distract from the stringy hair and oily-looking face. She just looks so unkempt, which, given her wealth, is inexcusable. Ugh. Oh, did I say OUT?

  • http://twitter.com/mcglory13 mcglory13

    The term whackadoo: in. Gwenyth’s whackadoo dress: out.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. It’s so wrong in so many ways.

  • terekirkland

    I was on-board until I saw the hem. Yikes. Her hair doesn’t help make this look any less like a bad trip…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    Always HATEHATEHATE sleeve/no sleeve looks, no matter what the garment.  Clutch isn’t bad though.  OUT

  • Anonymous

    let’s face it: stella wouldn’t be a designer if her last name weren’t mccartney.  there, i said it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KQSWLY2RUE3HAOERJI7HHORJJQ Debby Barbero

    That has to be some of the ugliest material ever used in “fashion”.  Ever.  Could someone explain the no sleeve/sleeve design element?  Those two sides do not belong together on the same outfit ever!  If I am cold, I want sleeves, if I’m warm, then maybe not.  What do you do with one sleeve and one no sleeve?  Wear a wrap and wrap one arm if chilly?

  • Anonymous

    I typically like what GP does but this is a monstrosity.

    Girl, do not think that Stella is one of your BFFs, she is most emphatically not your friend if she sends you out in a dress like this.

    srq

  • http://www.facebook.com/dancinfool Ditty Nicolaides

    OUT. It gives me a headache.

  • Anonymous

    OUT!  The dress and shoes are hideous and the clutch looks like a cheap knockoff.  I also didn’t like Nichole Kidman in the longer version of this dress at the CMAs.  Ugh!

  • http://twitter.com/revjospa Joanne Robertson

    OUT probably because it is Paltrow but I did not like it in red and floor length when Nicole Kidman wore the same thing for the BMI awards…in fact I think the blue is nicer than the red but everything else is so wrong…and it is Paltrow…

  • Anonymous

    You liked the long red gown version of this dress on Nicole Kidman. It didn’t have that funky hem either.

  • Samantha Irene

    Hate it! Out

  • Samantha Irene

    Hate it! Out

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vienna-Marriott/100001636120960 Vienna Marriott

    Fail.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vienna-Marriott/100001636120960 Vienna Marriott

    Fail.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_66KPZ36LMHMRQOX3HIJGHRNNUA MandyM

    Didn’t Nicole Kidman just wear a similar dress on the red carpet? Her’s was long and red but it had the same ugly neckline. How could anyone think that neckline is attractive or flattering? It’s JUST PLAIN UGLY. The hem is horrible and the print is even uglier close up. OUT darn spots!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3NXBVKLOMNGCAVCVXOVWDGD3SE Marissa

    She’s killing it. IN!

  • Anonymous

    The clutch is cute.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/shawn.eric.hill Shawn Hill

    Hate her. In!

  • Mary Gallagher

    No. 

    OUT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583505025 Kelley Comfort

    ….I know she’s besties with Stella, but does that mean she’s obligated to wear every crazy thing her friend sends down the runway? It’s a horrible dress. I think Gwyneth should grow a pair and tell Stella, “I love you, but you have poor taste somtimes!” OUT!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ND5AEJQAPZUGHA26CJSKIJY7HA Andrea

    OMG how lopsided would you feel wearing that dress, sorry too OCD to even look at that dress for very long!

  • Anonymous

    Hideous.

  • http://frockpaperscissors.blogspot.com/ kvlm

    oh, honey, put it away.