Sometimes, despite our different backgrounds, both T and Lo will look at some getup and come up with the exact same reference. Sometimes, to our pleasant surprise, we do that married couple telepathy thing and both come up with the same obscure reference.
So it was with Blake’s little ensemble here.
Blake Lively attends the Christian Louboutin Cocktail party in New York City in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes.
Allow us to demonstrate. Our reactions, upon viewing these pics.
Lo: That top looks like a bathing suit –
T: — in 1984. And speaking of 1984–
Lo: — Hello, shoes. They just keep on pushing my love over the borderline.
T: Right? It’s like she’s a tragic Madonnabe walking a Jersey Shore boardwalk …
Lo: … wearing last night’s skirt and pumps over a bathing suit.
T & Lo: 1984 BOARDWALK SLUT!
T: Wait. Is this a Halloween costume or not?
IN! It’s feminine and retro, you judgmental bitches.
OUT! 1984 BOARDWALK SLUT!
Voting on Joe Manganiello’s unkempt mob enforcer look is still as wide open as his legs in that shot of him sitting down. That sent you running, didn’t it, kittens?
[Photo Credit: Getty]