Darlings, it was Glamour’s 2011 Women of the Year Awards in New York City and apparently, the photographers were all dangled from several feet above the red carpet because the angles here are insanely unflattering. Let’s judge everyone anyway!
Emma Stone in Lanvin
We might have gotten behind the dress, even though it’s way too Grecian for our tastes (seriously, she looks like she should be hoisting a jug in a frieze), but then she had to go COMPLETELY OVERBOARD on the matchy accessories and now we can’t look at her.
Just go, Emma.
Chelsea Handler and Jennifer Aniston (in Versace)
This is very weird in a boobs-touching kind of way. Also weird: Aniston’s hair, Aniston’s dress, Handler’s chronic allergy to makeup.
Jennifer Lopez in Versace
She’s got a look on her face like she just spotted the woman who framed her husband for murder but we kind of love the over-the-top diva dragitude going on here.
Jessica Alba in Tory Burch
It’s like Liza got the lead in Annie.
Kerry Washington in Marchesa
It’s a terrible angle, but she looks fresh and chic here.
Laura Bush, Barbara Bush, Jenna Bush Hager
It looks like a very expensive trashbag, and thus, awful, but Laura never wore anything half that interesting from 2001 to 2009. The twins are clearly recycling old bridesmaid dresses.
Lea Michele in Jenny Packham
Kind of cute dress. She needed punchier accessories.
WOW. Those things are AMAZING. Credit where it’s due, everything fits pretty well. Christina Hendricks, take notes.
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