Christian Louboutin Spring 2012 Shoes

Posted on November 30, 2011

Darlings, let’s play pretend stylist again, this time with the Christian Louboutin spring line. Match a shoe to a celebrity! Ready?




Tilda Swinton



Sarah Jessica Parker



Zoe Saldana




Nicki Minaj



Evan Rachel Wood



Michelle Williams





Rosie Huntington-Whitely




Jennifer Hudson



Lea Michele



Carey Mulligan




Blake Lively




Lady Gaga


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  • This is a brilliant post. That is all.

  • A+

  • Sarah Thomas

    The first shoe I said “Salma Hayek” out loud at my desk at work. 

    • Anonymous

      I did the same thing with the last shoe!

  • Anonymous

    I want that first one on Joss Stone.

  • Anonymous

    I can see the second on Katy Perry

  • this is absolutely perfect

  • Danielle Shaw

    New favorite game EVAR.

  • Those ones for “SJP” are gorgeous!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Those shoes are wasted on the privileged. I, on the other hand, would cherish and look after them. My heart is big enough for all of those lovely shoes.

    • Anonymous

      That’s a beautiful sentiment vanjar, there are too many lonely shoes in the world.

  • Anonymous

    I want to wear something that Tilda Swinton has.  First time I’ve ever said that.

  • Anonymous

    Spot on.

  • Anonymous

    I guess it’s the old hippie in me coming out–I love, love, love the top two shoes.

    • Anonymous

      Me, too!!  The second one reminds me of Indian (Native American) moccasins that my parents bought for me back in the 60’s – all beaded and ready to wear with my fringed leather dress and headband.  Good times.

      • Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure they are based on Huichol bead art.  The Huichol are a Native American population from west central Mexico.  I have several beaded masks and decorative eggs that I purchased in Puerto Vallarta that look just like those shoes!  Gorgeous.

        • Oze R.

          Yes, this is totally Huichol art. Even the snake motif and color combination is traditional Huichol. I hope Mesie Louboutin is giving due credit to his source of inspiration. Greetings to all the bitter kittens from sunny Mexico.

  • Anonymous

    You guys need to get jobs as stylists STAT – those choices are spot on. 

    Nevermind those greedy celebs though, I want them all for me. Now please.

  • Sara__B

    That was fun. Thanks!

  • Welp, I know what I’m going to be doing with my glue gun and a bunch of Payless shoes come 2012…

  • these are so beautiful.  sigh…if only if only

  • Those first two shoes, especially the second one, look like they were designed by Huichol Indians (and I mean that in a good way).

  • Anonymous

    That first pair is AMAZING. Good job on pegging them to RC gals. No queens came to mind, though?

  • I love this post and agree with them all. 

  • MilaXX

    The first pair screamed Fergie to me. Otherwise pretty much spot on except for the Nicki Minaj pair. I see Nicki wearing something more outrageous like the Gaga ones.

    • Anonymous

      Agree. Far too tame for Nicki. And I think I see the bright yellow ones on Zoë Saldana.

  • Anonymous

    The SJP shoes…be still my heart. Very fun post.

  • Oh my…dear Santa…won’t you put any of these in my christmas stocking?

    (I’d like to point out that even if you were to break the heel on most of these, they could still be used as a weapon. How delightfully dual-purpose!)

  • Anonymous

    I do believe you fellas get a perfect score on this.

  • Wow, you’re really good at this!

  • 2nd shoe looks a bit more Solange Knowles to me…. no?

  • Thank you so much for making each picture to celebrity single instead of multiple! Thanks for listening to us!

  • Anonymous

    The first pair have my name all over them…sigh.  I will be looking for some knockoffs.

  • Love those neon yellow ones!

  • Judy_J

    SJP is going to have to fight me for that pair you’ve pegged for her.  Unfortunately, I will not win that battle….but oh, how I would love to look down and see those shoes on MY feet!

  • Anonymous

    Love, love, LOVE these, but especially the Evan Rachel Wood.

  • leilah

    I think Nicki Minaj and Evan Rachel Wood should be switched:  Nicki needs immediate attention and wants it all in front of her or on profile — and those spikes aren’t large enough can’t compete with the ass for attention; ERW, OTOH, would pose, then coyly turn to the side, or walk away and pause, looking back….

    • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    I would be terrified of wearing #3-5 – I’d probably impale myself if I tried to cross my legs!

  • If SJP doesn’t want her pair, I’ll have them!

  • Sorry, Rosie – I’m gonna need my shoes back, girl.

    *glares pointedly*

  • Anonymous

    They are amazing and you guys are too!  Hit the nail on the head on all of them!  Purrrrrrrr!  Happy kitten!

  • Perfect

  • Anonymous

    All but Nikki Minaj.  Those probably look like office pumps to her.  

  • Anonymous

    I’d put the one with the spikes on Gaga.

  • Anonymous

    Obviously SJP should have worn one of these with her feather duster, I choose Zoe’s or Nicki’s.

    After the pain I experienced wearing my short black boots with the daring 2 inch [snort] heels to the Lion King on stage last Sunday (totally awesome)—gee that sounds like I was on stage, ha! never—I am in awe of any woman who can wear, what 5? 6? more?? inch heels such as these beauties.

  • Anonymous

    Any guy out with a woman wearing Evan Rachel Wood’s shoes better not be an asshole. One kick in the nuts with those babies and his balls are sprinklers. Also I’ve never gasped before over a pair of shoes as I did the second pair. Gorgeous.

  • Anonymous

    I love this post, but in all honesty, I scrolled down and went “ow” “ow” “ow” “ow” with every new gorgeous pair of dear-god-these-are-HIGH heels.

  • Susan Walker

    I want 1 and 2 and I want to give anyone wearing 3 and 4 a wide berth.

  • Anonymous

    Rihanna for the first two (my money is on number two).

  • i really love “evan rachel wood”. my kind of style – minimalist with a touch of punk 🙂

  • Anonymous

    Matching the yellow pump with Michelle Williams is pure genius.

  • mrspeel2

    Ooooh!Love, love, love those Lady Gaga shoes!

  • Want! I love the black with the spikes. If I were Evan Rachel Wood I would totally buy three pair. 

  • That last pair is to die for!!  Love!

  • R. L.

    OMG, if I had a star’s income I’d buy the beaded and spiked ones. 

  • Anonymous

    wow, I’m having serious shoe envy….

  • Anonymous

    Love the Carey Mulligan Shoes

  • Perfect picks for all of them, except for blake lively… I see those more as a kirstin dunst

  • Anonymous

    Sigh. I love these shoes. And I love TLo.

  • Anonymous

    I hope the gals take their dramamine 

  • I would give Evan Rachel Wood’s shoes to Rihanna, but other than that, I see your vision lol. 

  • Anonymous


  • Geno Boggiatto

    Killing it!

  • I can see the Michelle Williams and Sarah Jessica Parker on Beyonce, easy.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha i like this game! though Michelle Williams’ neon yellow shoe screamed Cameron Diaz to me 😛

  • Anonymous

    I think Evan Rachel Wood took hers from HBC’s closet.

  • Anonymous

    WANT the first and second one so badly I can’t breathe! Especially the second one.

  • You nailed it! These are spot on

  • Melvis Velour

    I saw the first 2 and thought “Oh Lordy!  They’re ripping off the Huichol….”

  • These are works of art, but I must ask – who can actually walk in them? They look dangerous!

  • Anonymous

    Ooh, I love them!  How fab of you boys to play when the majority of these killer shoes have ankle straps!  I love T-Lo

  • LOVE!

  • Did you pick Zoe Saldana for that shoe because it’s Avatar colors?

  • sweetlilvoice

    Pretty, pretty, pretty.

  • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    Feet were not meant to do this. I wouldn’t wish these on anyone’s feet, joints, hips, back. However, the first two and the last would look quite nice on a shelf at eye level.

  • luv this game of urs 😛

  • Anonymous

    shoe #2  christian does peyote.

  • Anonymous

    Improvement in layout is much appreciated

  • I feel that everyone one of these choices was completely accurate. Can we always play this game with shoe lines?

  • I own a pair of blue Ron Rons which I adore but often find the more “fancy hooker” models (usually twice the price of mine) a little bit overrated. That being said I absolutely j’adore the ones you picked for Nicki MInaj, Zoe Saldana, Blake Lively and Jennifer Hudson. Ow-ow.

  • Anonymous

    I was getting sick of Louboutins, but the ones you assigned to Zoe Saldana are amazing. I like most of these, but damn, colorful, spiky, plastic shoes win my heart every time.

  • LOL The Evan Rachel Wood one was spot on!

  • Dying to have the last pair.

  • Lisa Bongiorno

    ouch ouch ouch. Id love to see a man stick his foot into something so misshapen

  • Beyonce wore the TIlda Swinton ones!