Chloe Moretz in Dolce & Gabbana

Posted on November 22, 2011

Okay sweetie, listen up. Time for us to pretend we’re your kindly yet fabulous gay uncles again.

Chloe Moretz in Dolce & GabbanaChloe Moretz attends the premiere of “Hugo” premiere in New York City in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with Sergio Rossi shoes.

Chloe Moretz in Dolce & Gabbana

Chloe Moretz in Dolce & Gabbana

We have been, and will continue to be for a while longer, very supportive of your recent forms of experimentation on the red carpet. And of course we’re thrilled that such a fetal young lady as yourself has taken such an active interest in expressing herself through fashion and learning how to navigate that world. Baby bravos all around. We firmly believe that the very young- especially when they’re getting all manner of free merch thrown at them – should go from one extreme to another, trying out all the variations along the way. We feel that this is the time when you should be breaking rules and not worrying about whether you look hot, whether your clothes are going to make people like you (Protip: they won’t), or whether you’re wearing the “right” kind of clothes.

Having said all THAT…

You clearly wanted to be glamorously (and conventionally) dressed up for your movie premiere, which is absolutely the right way to go, but if you are going to wear the more expected kind of dress for these things, we think it best, as your pretend gay uncles, to advise you to stay away from colorless dresses and also from bigass bows. They will never be your friends.

Kiss kiss, darling.

 

[Photo Credit: Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images]

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