Let’s all head on back to the Glitter Hoedown, y’all!
Not a bad dress, and we realize the CMAs aren’t the Oscars, but this is a bit too tight and short for an awards show that’s not on MTV. Also, the shoes look cheap. And we don’t like her hair. Get used to that last sentence because you’re about to read it a lot.
Totally Daytime Emmys.
Oh, Emily Amanda Clarke Thorne. Why did they take you off our TV last night and make you wear this sad thing? Great color on her, but terrible shape.
Colorless, but not bad otherwise. This was the time to be adventurous in your clutch choice, dear. Also, we hate your hair.
Pretty enough, but shapeless. And it doesn’t need a train.
Jennifer Nettles in Naeem Khan
Serving up chic in a room very much in need of it.
Kellie Pickler in Pamella Roland
REALLY don’t like the hair, which looks like Who’s the Boss?-era Judith Light, but we have to say, that dress fits her beautifully.
This is quite pretty and interesting. Visually widens her a little but she can pull off the stripes and circles when a lot of ladies couldn’t.
Cute. Really hate the hair, though.
LeAnn Rimes in Badgley Mischka
Like a lampshade in an old west whorehouse. Way too frilly and ruffly. Interesting color, though.
You can’t go wrong with a classic style that fits well, in great colors. We don’t like the bottom of it, but overall, she looks great.
We get it, and we mostly think it’s fun, but she should have picked a more interesting bag and shoes.
Honey, we miss Mad Men too, but we don’t think this was the time to stage a salute to it.
This looks like a gown for hiking or some other sporty activity. It fits her well but that shrug/strap detail makes her look like she’s backpacking. Also: dislike her hair.
Taylor Swift in J. Mendel
Will someone please give this girl a tiara and a big sash that says “VIRGIN” and get it over with?
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