Darlings, for Spike TV’s “Scream Awards 2011,” let’s do something a little different and check out the men instead of the ladies. There are worse ways to start your week.
Love the pants, love the shoes, love the watch, but we may as well state outright that we have a thing against henley collars. They just look like undershirts to us. They should always be worn under something; a sweater, a jacket, or another shirt. Otherwise, you just look like Pa Ingalls to us.
Still, as you’ll see, the guys all went as casual as possible for this red carpet. This was at the high end of the effort scale.
Colton Haynes and Tyler Posey
Cute enough, but Tyler needs to button one more button and get his phone out of his front pocket for pictures.
Standard, but you can’t really go wrong with this look, even if you do look like you’re here to whack a wiseguy.
Dylan McDermott and Shasi Wells
Fine. We’re going to have to get used to the fact that the boys all wanted to show off their chests this night. Could have used some starch in that collar, though.
Joe wins the chest sweepstakes, hands down.
John Cho and Kal Penn
John looks cute – love the shoes – but Kal looks like he’s attending the campus job fair.
Yes, even the Doctor felt the need to air out his chest. We love the coat and the boots, but the scarf with the wide-necked T isn’t really working for us.
Looks good, we suppose. We just wish some there was a little more dressing up going on here. The ladies all tottered around in 4-inch heels and tight dresses, guys, were there no men willing to put a little more effort in?
Ah. God bless you, Boromir.
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