Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Posted on October 27, 2011

Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that.

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio ArmaniMichael Fassbender attends the premiere of “A Dangerous Method” during thw 55th Annual Times BFI London Film Festival in Giorgio Armani.

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

You’re going to get a delicious slice of man, wrapped in a gorgeous suit (which is worn as if it wasn’t a gorgeous suit, i.e. sloppily), topped off both with a devilish smile and a noticeable lack of underwear.

You’re very welcome, darlings.

[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos, Getty Image]

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

    for some reason, he looks very viggo mortensen to me here… like his cleaned-up younger brother, maybe.

    • Anonymous

      Cleaned-up? Have you seen how good Viggo Mortensen’s been looking lately?

      • Anonymous

        Could Viggo ever look any better? Where is the evidence of this? I need to do some in depth research for the rest of the day… :-)

        • Anonymous

          He’s aging exactly like Aragorn. Dear lord, we mortals will just have to deal with the jealousy/lust.

          • Patty Wetli

            Viggo was at this same premiere. Where’s his pix?
             

          • Anonymous

            You can deal by calling up this pic from time to time:
            http://pinterest.com/pin/2968649

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

            i think viggo looks best when he’s a little dirty :)

          • Anonymous

            I definitely keep him in my ‘dirty sexy man’ mental file…with Russell Crowe, Gerard Butler, etc etc…

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

            the gladiator versions of rc & gb, though…  i don’t know why some men look sexier dirty.  maybe it’s some primal instinct… definitely a ‘hold on to your ovaries’ kind of thing :)

          • Anonymous

            AGREED.

        • Anonymous

          Here’s a pic of Viggo from a couple of weeks ago. Looking so, so fine.

          http://viggo-daily.livejournal.com/989665.html

          • Anonymous

            Oh my. Thank you for that.

            T Lo, are you listening? A Viggo post would be great, even though he does dress a little dorky on the red carpet from time to time.

          • Anonymous

            You’re most welcome. And I agree, would love a Viggo post. Bless him, he marches to his own wacky drummer sometimes.

          • Anonymous

            God he is so hot. I love men. 

          • Anonymous

            Oh my good Lord!  I add him to my list of people who OBVIOUSLY have a horrible, rotting portrait in an attic somewhere!

  • scottyf

    I think it’s a style choice. Collar and willy untucked.

    • Anonymous

      Ha! Awesome! 

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    (wiping drool away)
    Boy howdy can that man wear clothes.  He wears a suit as it should be worn.  Like he’s wearing sweats; with complete ease.

  • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

    You better work that free-balling, Fassy. The commentariat thanks thee.

  • Anonymous

    Well.  Hello.  Thanks for Micheal for providing this and thanks to TLo for posting it.

  • Denise Robinson

    Tausen Dank, TLo

    • Anonymous

      Danke schoen, indeed, TLo!

  • Anonymous

    Damn, that waistcoat. I fully blame “Inception” for giving me a waistcoat fetish.

    Michael Fassbender always looks as if he just rolled out of bed and left his latest in there, satisfied.

  • Anonymous

    I hope that’s his own suit and nobody else has to wear it afterwards. 

    He ruined Mr. Rochester for me so I don’t care what he wears.

    • Alisa Rivera

      THANK YOU. I thought I was the only person who didn’t like him in that movie. And Mia Whassername sucked too. 

      • http://twitter.com/OHNO_POLIO Ashlea

        Ugh, Mia Thingywhatsit is so basic it hurts.

  • Addicted2Glamour

    Hubba. Hubba. That sly fox look and the red beard is icing on my cupcake. And we love a man with the – ahem – balls to forgo underwear while wearing a suit. A certain mad man did it for years before some evil publicist and/or girlfriend told him to stop. 

  • Anonymous

    I like a more clean-shaven MF, but he does look divine in suit.

  • Anonymous

    please let me fix your tie and collar

  • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

    Goodness me, i’m blushing!

  • Anonymous

    And good morning to you Mr. Fassbender. Silly me didn’t get what you guys meant (on Twitter) by VPL. No explanation needed, ha.

  • Sobaika Mirza

    GOOD MORNING.

  • Anonymous

    um, YUM!! 

  • Anonymous

    See, I hadn’t noticed the noticeable until you mentioned it!   Thanks.

    • Anonymous

      Same here.  I admit I then went back and looked for it.

      • Anonymous

        me too!

  • Jenny Hansell

    oh my.

  • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com skadi1

    Well, that is a VERY nice way to start the morning.  Thanks!

  • http://twitter.com/RozSeven Roz

    Doing a double take–OH! Well, my goodness, the education I receive here! Also, this possibly the best photo I have ever seen. Thank you TLo.

  • Anonymous

    I had to Command + and press my face to the screen to see what you are talking about. Oh! Hello!
    He’s good lookin’, yup, but the tie is too matchy-matchy. If anyone cares to move their eyes above the waistline, that is. 

  • Anonymous

    Holy SH*T, thank you, T Lo and baby Jesus.

  • Anonymous

    His eyes!  I swear, that’s all I’m looking at – his beautiful greenish/bluish eyes!  Yep, that’s all I can see are his…….eyes.  Thanks TLo, for this stiff shot of morning coffee!  By the way, he needs to fix that loose tie.  All other looseness is forgiven.  (OK, I’m done now)

  • Anonymous

    This is much better way to start my day than the earthquake that shook my house at 5:30 this morning.

    This kind of rockin’ is more like it!

    • http://www.nahuli.blogspot.com Anonymous

      We must live near each other as I woke up the same way this morning.

      • Anonymous

        I’m in the East Bay. A few things fell off my husband’s dresser on to our poor dog! She’s fine, though.

        • http://www.nahuli.blogspot.com Anonymous

          We are in the East Bay too – enough with the earthquakes already!:)

      • Anonymous

        Glad you’re all okay! :-)

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Me too!   I’m on bedrock above the Castro area, but it felt it wobble the house this morning.   3 shakes in one week. hmmmmm
      But like you, I’ll take Mr Fassbinder’s kinda shakin’ any day of the week.

    • Kate Pearce

      Felt that earthquake too. :)

    • Anonymous

      Seriously, I got wakened by that one, as well.  Never did get back to sleep, darned Mother Nature.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Hem’s too long.  Lose the pants.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

    Welp, I keep looking at his crotch and thinking about how uncomfortable I would be going without underoos when getting my photo taken. Literally can’t stop thinking about it.

    • Anonymous

      Don’t worry, darling, those trousers are lined.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

    My God, he is packing quite a wallop.

    Noticed, however, that his trouser leg is a little long. I’d be happy to volunteer to measure his inseam to fix the hem.

  • Anonymous

    As Shangela would say, “Can I get a Hall-eh-loo?”

  • Anonymous

    The suit looks cheap and like he pulled it out the bottom of the hamper,  sloppy collar and tie, sleeves too long with no shirt cuff showing, and dressing to the left with no underwear under that thin fabric…sorry but he’s actually repulsed me with this look.  No class no style.

    • Anonymous

      Note to self: dressing to the right is the classy way to go.

      • Anonymous

        No, eliminating VPLs (visible penis lines) is the classy way to go…geesh.

        • Anonymous

          I was being frivolous, darling… geesh.

          • Anonymous

            oh.  hard to read difference between frivolous and snark.  

        • Anonymous

          I was being frivolous, darling… geesh.

  • Anonymous

    HELLO!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UQHEKG5EDX4T6NMARUC565TPQ Amy

    Dear TLo,

    I heart Michael Fassbender (especially sans underwear). Thank you for the early x-mas present. And thank you for keeping your eye on him!! (err…his always interesting fashion sense). *Girlie Squeal*

  • Anonymous

    Who is he?  He’s cute. Any relation to the director?

  • Anonymous

    this is one instance where hands in the pocket might have enhanced the look ; )

  • Anonymous

    Yeah!

  • Anonymous

    Lose the face carpet and my joy will be complete.

  • Anonymous

    I feel like the only one who managed to pull my eyes from the bulge long enough to notice the fact that the dude looks like he just came from his optometrist’s! I know there are cameras going off, but damn, unless you’re two joints in you should be able to tough it–open them peepers!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IVAJNOUIUXRFJA627JMU2YLWSY ana

    What a perfect way to end my day…. Thank you, TLo! I’ve been fascinated by him since Inglorious Basterds… Both of his accents kill me!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UHCBL3YTBZLGBZRZ4YYZWEP2TM Sarah Keim

    His new movie “Shame” just received an NC-17 rating due to the amount of full frontal nudity. 

    • Anonymous

      His, I hope? Pretty please?

  • BuffaloBarbara

    Oddly, I don’t find him all that attractive.  But the suit is nice and he wears it well.

  • Joyce VG

    Thank you TLo. My my my what a delicious slice.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QZ6NAON37ZMC2IIA33COHYLXYA Josie

    Dear Hollywood,

    Is it really too much to ask for a movie in which Michael, Viggo, Jon Hamm, and Daniel Craig all star?  You would make eleventy-gazillion dollars on me alone, because I would watch this movie every day of my life.

    Much love and kisses!
    Josie

    • http://twitter.com/JackieO JackieO

      Double Like!  Sign me up

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Let’s get a petition going! Stat!

  • Anonymous

    Heaven, and thank God he goes commando. This is my pretty for the day.

  • Anonymous

    TLo, this is how we should start every morning!

  • http://twitter.com/Karostl Karo W.

    He looks quite smug in the third pic and wow, snnnnaaaakkkkkeeee!

  • http://twitter.com/kphamalama Kim

    lol he’s smirking and his eyes in the first 3 pics!!!

  • Anonymous

    I do believe my fass been bent!!

  • Anonymous

    Could he just be wearing loose boxers? I hope? Because otherwise that’s kinda skeevy, especially if the suit is a loaner.

    • Anonymous

      Agreed, he could just be wearing boxers.

  • MilaXX

    pants are a tad too long

  • Anonymous

    Weird.  He also looks like my husband.  He also looks a bit sleepy but hey, I wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eating crackers.

  • Anonymous

    oh, my, too much for my morning coffee.

    Now, Tom, are you behind casting MF as you in “T Lo – The Project Rungay Saga”?

  • Cheri Lee

    GOD he’s gorgeous!

  • Anonymous

    So Michael Fassbender is dress left. If we’re stuck with this trend, I prefer it to the cooter-flashing of a few years ago.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Delish.

  • Anonymous

    “a noticeable lack of underwear.”
    Oh, dear. Wonder what his dry-cleaning budget is. ;-)

  • Anonymous

    Freeballing in wool….hhhmmm…….Nice suit, he needs to learn how to tie a tie and cinch it up….

  • Anonymous

    “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani”

    Full stop.

  • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.wordpress.com Catherine

    Not gonna lie: the first time I looked at these pics, I was like, “What? How can you tell?” Then I just saw. Currently sitting at work with my mouth open.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    God Bless men who love to go Commando.  I salute you.

  • Anonymous

    I guess he figures, if women can go w/out bras, he can let his stuff fly free too. 

  • Rand Ortega

    Meh. He’s a Ginger Sting. Not really impressed.

  • http://twitter.com/capt_shiny Mags

    I feel a swoon coming on.

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t this like a woman going around bouncing without a bra?  Seems like poor taste to me but, yeah, I get the vibe too.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Well.

    The noticeable lack of underwear certainly explains the devilish smile.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a testament to how “off” I’ve been all week (I’m home with a bad back today) that I actually had to have T and Lo point out the lack of underwear to me!!!!

    Mmm, I was just so entranced by the devilish smile.  It’s like he’s thinking of all the things he’s going to do to you later *fans self*

  • Anonymous

    Aside from all the other, obvious, visual acclaim, I’d like to state that I love the color of the suit.

  • Anonymous

    Here in St. Louis there is already something to celebrate today; TLo just added one more.

  • Anonymous

    Thank you!

  • Anonymous

    YUM.

    He’s a ginger.  ‘Nuff said.

  • Anonymous

    I hate 3 piece suits for some reason. That smirk brings out the stern schoolmistress in me, as does the lack of gift wrapping of his package.

  • Anonymous

    after spending so much time bemoaning the sad state of PR, I just had to cleanse my fashion palate with another look (or is that leer) at Mr. Fassbender in Armani. Sigh. Now I feel so much better!

  • Pauline Wong

    THAT. Is a slice of pure man-meat. THANK YOU. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

    TLo: “Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that.”
    No, not quite. But maybe “Michael Fassbender and his bulge in Giorgio Armani.”

  • Anonymous

    DAMN!

  • frankystein123

    Everyone has gone commando at least once in their lives right?