Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Posted on October 27, 2011

Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that.

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio ArmaniMichael Fassbender attends the premiere of “A Dangerous Method” during thw 55th Annual Times BFI London Film Festival in Giorgio Armani.

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani

You’re going to get a delicious slice of man, wrapped in a gorgeous suit (which is worn as if it wasn’t a gorgeous suit, i.e. sloppily), topped off both with a devilish smile and a noticeable lack of underwear.

You’re very welcome, darlings.

[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos, Getty Image]

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

      for some reason, he looks very viggo mortensen to me here… like his cleaned-up younger brother, maybe.

      • Anonymous

        Cleaned-up? Have you seen how good Viggo Mortensen’s been looking lately?

        • Anonymous

          Could Viggo ever look any better? Where is the evidence of this? I need to do some in depth research for the rest of the day… :-)

          • Anonymous

            He’s aging exactly like Aragorn. Dear lord, we mortals will just have to deal with the jealousy/lust.

            • Patty Wetli

              Viggo was at this same premiere. Where’s his pix?
               

            • Anonymous

              You can deal by calling up this pic from time to time:
              http://pinterest.com/pin/2968649

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

              i think viggo looks best when he’s a little dirty :)

            • Anonymous

              I definitely keep him in my ‘dirty sexy man’ mental file…with Russell Crowe, Gerard Butler, etc etc…

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

              the gladiator versions of rc & gb, though…  i don’t know why some men look sexier dirty.  maybe it’s some primal instinct… definitely a ‘hold on to your ovaries’ kind of thing :)

            • Anonymous

              AGREED.

          • Anonymous

            Here’s a pic of Viggo from a couple of weeks ago. Looking so, so fine.

            http://viggo-daily.livejournal.com/989665.html

            • Anonymous

              Oh my. Thank you for that.

              T Lo, are you listening? A Viggo post would be great, even though he does dress a little dorky on the red carpet from time to time.

            • Anonymous

              You’re most welcome. And I agree, would love a Viggo post. Bless him, he marches to his own wacky drummer sometimes.

            • Anonymous

              God he is so hot. I love men. 

            • Anonymous

              Oh my good Lord!  I add him to my list of people who OBVIOUSLY have a horrible, rotting portrait in an attic somewhere!

    • scottyf

      I think it’s a style choice. Collar and willy untucked.

      • Anonymous

        Ha! Awesome! 

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      (wiping drool away)
      Boy howdy can that man wear clothes.  He wears a suit as it should be worn.  Like he’s wearing sweats; with complete ease.

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      You better work that free-balling, Fassy. The commentariat thanks thee.

    • Anonymous

      Well.  Hello.  Thanks for Micheal for providing this and thanks to TLo for posting it.

    • Denise Robinson

      Tausen Dank, TLo

      • Anonymous

        Danke schoen, indeed, TLo!

    • Anonymous

      Damn, that waistcoat. I fully blame “Inception” for giving me a waistcoat fetish.

      Michael Fassbender always looks as if he just rolled out of bed and left his latest in there, satisfied.

    • Anonymous

      I hope that’s his own suit and nobody else has to wear it afterwards. 

      He ruined Mr. Rochester for me so I don’t care what he wears.

      • Alisa Rivera

        THANK YOU. I thought I was the only person who didn’t like him in that movie. And Mia Whassername sucked too. 

        • http://twitter.com/OHNO_POLIO Ashlea

          Ugh, Mia Thingywhatsit is so basic it hurts.

    • Addicted2Glamour

      Hubba. Hubba. That sly fox look and the red beard is icing on my cupcake. And we love a man with the – ahem – balls to forgo underwear while wearing a suit. A certain mad man did it for years before some evil publicist and/or girlfriend told him to stop. 

    • Anonymous

      I like a more clean-shaven MF, but he does look divine in suit.

    • Anonymous

      please let me fix your tie and collar

    • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

      Goodness me, i’m blushing!

    • Anonymous

      And good morning to you Mr. Fassbender. Silly me didn’t get what you guys meant (on Twitter) by VPL. No explanation needed, ha.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      GOOD MORNING.

    • Anonymous

      um, YUM!! 

    • Anonymous

      See, I hadn’t noticed the noticeable until you mentioned it!   Thanks.

      • Anonymous

        Same here.  I admit I then went back and looked for it.

        • Anonymous

          me too!

    • Jenny Hansell

      oh my.

    • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com skadi1

      Well, that is a VERY nice way to start the morning.  Thanks!

    • http://twitter.com/RozSeven Roz

      Doing a double take–OH! Well, my goodness, the education I receive here! Also, this possibly the best photo I have ever seen. Thank you TLo.

    • Anonymous

      I had to Command + and press my face to the screen to see what you are talking about. Oh! Hello!
      He’s good lookin’, yup, but the tie is too matchy-matchy. If anyone cares to move their eyes above the waistline, that is. 

    • Anonymous

      Holy SH*T, thank you, T Lo and baby Jesus.

    • Anonymous

      His eyes!  I swear, that’s all I’m looking at – his beautiful greenish/bluish eyes!  Yep, that’s all I can see are his…….eyes.  Thanks TLo, for this stiff shot of morning coffee!  By the way, he needs to fix that loose tie.  All other looseness is forgiven.  (OK, I’m done now)

    • Anonymous

      This is much better way to start my day than the earthquake that shook my house at 5:30 this morning.

      This kind of rockin’ is more like it!

      • http://www.nahuli.blogspot.com Anonymous

        We must live near each other as I woke up the same way this morning.

        • Anonymous

          I’m in the East Bay. A few things fell off my husband’s dresser on to our poor dog! She’s fine, though.

          • http://www.nahuli.blogspot.com Anonymous

            We are in the East Bay too – enough with the earthquakes already!:)

        • Anonymous

          Glad you’re all okay! :-)

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Me too!   I’m on bedrock above the Castro area, but it felt it wobble the house this morning.   3 shakes in one week. hmmmmm
        But like you, I’ll take Mr Fassbinder’s kinda shakin’ any day of the week.

      • Kate Pearce

        Felt that earthquake too. :)

      • Anonymous

        Seriously, I got wakened by that one, as well.  Never did get back to sleep, darned Mother Nature.

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Hem’s too long.  Lose the pants.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

      Welp, I keep looking at his crotch and thinking about how uncomfortable I would be going without underoos when getting my photo taken. Literally can’t stop thinking about it.

      • Anonymous

        Don’t worry, darling, those trousers are lined.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      My God, he is packing quite a wallop.

      Noticed, however, that his trouser leg is a little long. I’d be happy to volunteer to measure his inseam to fix the hem.

    • Anonymous

      As Shangela would say, “Can I get a Hall-eh-loo?”

    • Anonymous

      The suit looks cheap and like he pulled it out the bottom of the hamper,  sloppy collar and tie, sleeves too long with no shirt cuff showing, and dressing to the left with no underwear under that thin fabric…sorry but he’s actually repulsed me with this look.  No class no style.

      • Anonymous

        Note to self: dressing to the right is the classy way to go.

        • Anonymous

          No, eliminating VPLs (visible penis lines) is the classy way to go…geesh.

          • Anonymous

            I was being frivolous, darling… geesh.

            • Anonymous

              oh.  hard to read difference between frivolous and snark.  

          • Anonymous

            I was being frivolous, darling… geesh.

    • Anonymous

      HELLO!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UQHEKG5EDX4T6NMARUC565TPQ Amy

      Dear TLo,

      I heart Michael Fassbender (especially sans underwear). Thank you for the early x-mas present. And thank you for keeping your eye on him!! (err…his always interesting fashion sense). *Girlie Squeal*

    • Anonymous

      Who is he?  He’s cute. Any relation to the director?

    • Anonymous

      this is one instance where hands in the pocket might have enhanced the look ; )

    • Anonymous

      Yeah!

    • Anonymous

      Lose the face carpet and my joy will be complete.

    • Anonymous

      I feel like the only one who managed to pull my eyes from the bulge long enough to notice the fact that the dude looks like he just came from his optometrist’s! I know there are cameras going off, but damn, unless you’re two joints in you should be able to tough it–open them peepers!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IVAJNOUIUXRFJA627JMU2YLWSY ana

      What a perfect way to end my day…. Thank you, TLo! I’ve been fascinated by him since Inglorious Basterds… Both of his accents kill me!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UHCBL3YTBZLGBZRZ4YYZWEP2TM Sarah Keim

      His new movie “Shame” just received an NC-17 rating due to the amount of full frontal nudity. 

      • Anonymous

        His, I hope? Pretty please?

    • BuffaloBarbara

      Oddly, I don’t find him all that attractive.  But the suit is nice and he wears it well.

    • Joyce VG

      Thank you TLo. My my my what a delicious slice.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QZ6NAON37ZMC2IIA33COHYLXYA Josie

      Dear Hollywood,

      Is it really too much to ask for a movie in which Michael, Viggo, Jon Hamm, and Daniel Craig all star?  You would make eleventy-gazillion dollars on me alone, because I would watch this movie every day of my life.

      Much love and kisses!
      Josie

      • http://twitter.com/JackieO JackieO

        Double Like!  Sign me up

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        Let’s get a petition going! Stat!

    • Anonymous

      Heaven, and thank God he goes commando. This is my pretty for the day.

    • Anonymous

      TLo, this is how we should start every morning!

    • http://twitter.com/Karostl Karo W.

      He looks quite smug in the third pic and wow, snnnnaaaakkkkkeeee!

    • http://twitter.com/kphamalama Kim

      lol he’s smirking and his eyes in the first 3 pics!!!

    • Anonymous

      I do believe my fass been bent!!

    • Anonymous

      Could he just be wearing loose boxers? I hope? Because otherwise that’s kinda skeevy, especially if the suit is a loaner.

      • Anonymous

        Agreed, he could just be wearing boxers.

    • MilaXX

      pants are a tad too long

    • Anonymous

      Weird.  He also looks like my husband.  He also looks a bit sleepy but hey, I wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eating crackers.

    • Anonymous

      oh, my, too much for my morning coffee.

      Now, Tom, are you behind casting MF as you in “T Lo – The Project Rungay Saga”?

    • Cheri Lee

      GOD he’s gorgeous!

    • Anonymous

      So Michael Fassbender is dress left. If we’re stuck with this trend, I prefer it to the cooter-flashing of a few years ago.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Delish.

    • Anonymous

      “a noticeable lack of underwear.”
      Oh, dear. Wonder what his dry-cleaning budget is. ;-)

    • Anonymous

      Freeballing in wool….hhhmmm…….Nice suit, he needs to learn how to tie a tie and cinch it up….

    • Anonymous

      “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani”

      Full stop.

    • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.wordpress.com Catherine

      Not gonna lie: the first time I looked at these pics, I was like, “What? How can you tell?” Then I just saw. Currently sitting at work with my mouth open.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      God Bless men who love to go Commando.  I salute you.

    • Anonymous

      I guess he figures, if women can go w/out bras, he can let his stuff fly free too. 

    • Rand Ortega

      Meh. He’s a Ginger Sting. Not really impressed.

    • http://twitter.com/capt_shiny Mags

      I feel a swoon coming on.

    • Anonymous

      Isn’t this like a woman going around bouncing without a bra?  Seems like poor taste to me but, yeah, I get the vibe too.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Well.

      The noticeable lack of underwear certainly explains the devilish smile.

    • Anonymous

      It’s a testament to how “off” I’ve been all week (I’m home with a bad back today) that I actually had to have T and Lo point out the lack of underwear to me!!!!

      Mmm, I was just so entranced by the devilish smile.  It’s like he’s thinking of all the things he’s going to do to you later *fans self*

    • Anonymous

      Aside from all the other, obvious, visual acclaim, I’d like to state that I love the color of the suit.

    • Anonymous

      Here in St. Louis there is already something to celebrate today; TLo just added one more.

    • Anonymous

      Thank you!

    • Anonymous

      YUM.

      He’s a ginger.  ‘Nuff said.

    • Anonymous

      I hate 3 piece suits for some reason. That smirk brings out the stern schoolmistress in me, as does the lack of gift wrapping of his package.

    • Anonymous

      after spending so much time bemoaning the sad state of PR, I just had to cleanse my fashion palate with another look (or is that leer) at Mr. Fassbender in Armani. Sigh. Now I feel so much better!

    • Pauline Wong

      THAT. Is a slice of pure man-meat. THANK YOU. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

      TLo: “Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that.”
      No, not quite. But maybe “Michael Fassbender and his bulge in Giorgio Armani.”

    • Anonymous

      DAMN!

    • frankystein123

      Everyone has gone commando at least once in their lives right?