Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten

Posted on October 28, 2011

JESUS CHRIST, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van NotenMaggie Gyllenhaal attends “Hysteria” Photocall during the Annual Rome International Film Festival in Dries Van Noten.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van NotenDries Van Noten Fall 2011 Collection

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten

You’re at the Rome Film Festival, girl. Could you at least try to pretend that you’re a movie star? What IS this shittery? That sack you’re wearing looks like a postcard rack and your shoes are HIDEOUS. Also, movie stars wear makeup and style their hair when they know they’re going to have their picture taken. They should at least manage it when someone lends them an expensive dress to wear. Even if it does look like a beach towel. And no, your slash of lipstick does not count as effort.

How does this chick manage to turn everything into geriatric wear even though we’ve never seen an old person wearing anything like this? Every time we look at her, we assume she smells like nursing home pee.

 

[Photo Credit: Insidefoto/PR Photos, elle.com]

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