Lindsay Lohan Sacks Up

Posted on October 04, 2011

Lindsay, honey. We know times are a little tough for you right now, what with your craptacular reputation and no projects on the horizon to speak of. We sympathize, dear.

Lindsay Lohan attends the Dw by Kanye West Spring 2012 show during Paris Fashion Week.

But going out in public in an old stained pillowcase is so not the answer. Also, skip the first class flights to Paris and invest in a pedicure, sweetie. It’ll do wonders for both your image and your self esteem.

[Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images]

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  • http://twitter.com/shinobi42 Shinobi

    Her boobs look like they are desperate to escape.

    • Anonymous

      Bra. BRA. OHMYGODABRA. WEAR A BRA LINDSAY FOR ALL OUR SAKES.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      she might has well have just ripped the fabric off the top and let them fly. 

  • http://twitter.com/LaurenJeanSTM Lauren St. Martin

    And can we talk about the meth addict teeth? Is she just preparing for Halloween? Cause that’s the only thing that makes sense.

    • lilibetp

      She’s always had bad teeth.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

        But, I mean, she’s bleached the shit out of her hair.  Why not her teeth?  Why are both her skin and teeth gray?

        • Anonymous

          I’m not an expert on Lindsay’s teeth, but I think it’s refreshing to see a celebrity without bleached white teeth.  I mean, natural tooth color is NOT brilliantly white… it has yellow or gray undertones.  (similarly, it’s nice to see celebrities without massive boob jobs, or super tan skin).  Just my thoughts.  

          • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

            “Refreshing” and “Lindsay Lohan” in the same sentence! 

          • Cheri Lee

            Yeah but her teeth look brown.

          • Anonymous

            It’s the (lack of) lipstick shade.  

          • Anonymous

            No, it’s not. That’s nice of you, though.

  • Anonymous

    It’s just – I don’t – But she – Oh jeez Lindsay. This just makes me so sad.

    • Anonymous

      I know, I find her to be terribly sad. And please stop plumping up the lips. If she keeps this up she’ll end up looking like Donatella Versace

  • Anonymous

    WTH! What is going on with her boobs??! And yes, get your toes done dear!

  • Anonymous

    My eyes are burning!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/applecocola Stacy

    She looks so old, it’s so sad. She and I are the same age, but she looks like a 60 year old socialite with too much Botox (seriously, her cheeks look strangely disconnected from the rest of her face) and her clothes don’t seem to fit correctly.

    • http://twitter.com/NC_Meg Megan

      Same here. I can’t believe she’s only a year older than me.

      • Anonymous

        I can’t believe she’s 15 years younger than me!!!

    • Anonymous

      I can’t believe she is 22 years *younger* than me! So sad.

      • http://twitter.com/applecocola Stacy

        Did your grandfather invent the device that helps clocks keep time?

        • Anonymous

          it took me a moment to get the reference to my own screen name! Good one.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      In a couple of the photos, she looks like a worn out 45 year old streetwalker. I’m not saying that to be mean (although I know it is). It was just my first impression. And considering that, her toes are the least of her worries.

      I opened this post up expecting to have a good laugh. Instead, I’m kind of heartsick.

    • http://twitter.com/Cakewalk_Queen Lauren Cooper

      Seriously. I’m the same age and I don’t smoke, drink, or tan and frequently get mistaken for younger than my age. I don’t think anyone would have that issue with her. 

      • http://twitter.com/applecocola Stacy

        Even if you were mistaken for being younger, I’m sure you’re not really “bovvered” by it anyways :P

        (if confused, youtube “Lauren Cooper” and have a good laugh!)

  • Sobaika Mirza

    WHAT is happening on her toes? Ew.

  • Anonymous

    Dolly Parton at her Dolliest wouldn’t have been photoed like this:  poorly fitted bad dress, wrinkled mess (did she sleep all the way to Paris?), 3 pounds of black eye makeup, crazy fake hair.  At least Dolly professes that it costs a lot for her to look so chip.

    • shorty j

       I think we should somehow circulate a petition to get Dolly to stage an intervention

    • Anonymous

      And Dolly always looks happy and has the attitude of f* you if you don’t like it.  She always looks like she’s trying to be a fashion icon and she never looks happy.

      • Anonymous

        One reason I love Dolly – she does it to make herself happy, and to hell with everyone else.

        • Anonymous

          But without ignoring her responsibilities to others. She’s really pretty grounded with an appealing streak of horse sense.

          • http://twitter.com/applecocola Stacy

            Dolly looked cheap, but HEALTHY. Also, her look was specially catered towards a specific audience, and her clothes fit her well. It was more an illusion of cheap without actually looking cheap. 

            Lohan just looks like a mess. A tragic mess. Even worse than Courtney Love at her worst.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t like her as a blonde. It only adds to the washed out/washed up vibe she gives off. She was cute as a redhead.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      I’m convinced the world will fall back in love with her if she gets rid of the Real Housewife hair and goes back to being a redhead.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

        Amen.  And stop messing with her face and gain about 5-10 pounds.  Way back when she was dating Wilmer Valderama she had a little junk in the trunk and she was just gorgeous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cortney-Dean/100002491593625 Cortney Dean

    What did that girl do to her face? She used to be so pretty…

    • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

      Those lips are horrifying, and the bleached out hair makes her skin look like crap.  

    • http://wineandwhiskeygirl.blogspot.com Amanda Semrick

      I was thinking the same thing.  I was so distracted by her lips that I didn’t even notice the dress at first.  

      • Anonymous

        The lips are ridiculous.  Whenever anyone has fake duck lips, I can’t even see anything else.

  • Megan Burgess

    The dress is terrible but I think I’m more confused by A) LiLo even attending Paris Fashion Week and B) Kanye having a clothing line.

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      I thought it was weird Kanye has a clothing line until I thought about it some. Kanye, IMHO, is an artist (for this post, “artist” means “creative person”) with a real need to express himself. He’s trying different media like music and fashion. Maybe he’ll become a pastry chef next or write a screenplay.

      • Anonymous

        Did you see the actual clothing line?  It was bad.  So very, very bad. 

        • Megan Burgess

          I don’t know if I want to see it. It just SOUNDS like a bad idea.

          • Anonymous

            The Fug Girls covered it and the commentary was hilarious.   

      • Anonymous

        Oh you KNOW he’s got an idea for a screen play & probably some notes (dictated if not written) already.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    And what’s with the boobs? Oh, come ON, Lindsay.

  • Anonymous

    Painful.
    She looks like the character at the beginning of the “In her last years” story arc, when she can still be cinched and cantilevered and spackled into looking together, but the will to do so is slipping.  You can still see life & the pretty girl peeking out, sometimes, but slipping away.

    • Anonymous

      I feel the same way.  Like she’s going to end up dead before she’s 30.  So sad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emily-Smith/12431153 Emily Smith

    and get a bra.

  • Anonymous

    i am so over giving her my sympathy so with that being said…girl you look like shit.

  • Anonymous

    Yikes. Very sad.

  • Anonymous

    Did she travel in the cargo hold of the plane? Looking at the condition of that dress, it is a possibility.

    And the wall-eyed boobs…oy! They’re like Scarecrow in “The Wizard of Oz” giving Dorothy conflicting directions to the Emerald City!

    • Anonymous

      Ha!

      Now I will be singing “If  I only had a bra” to myself all day.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      I was thinking that from your comment this was a paparazzi shot of her getting off a plane, but no. She actually went out like this INTENTIONALLY. To get PHOTOGRAPHED. smh. 

      • Anonymous

        You’re right. She just looks like I feel after a long flight. Hopefully I never actually look that bad…

      • MilaXX

        Considering some of the crappy looks that were on the runway at Kanye’s show for all we know she could be wearing one of his designs.

  • aimee_parrott

    Ew.  She looks like a retired porn star. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      or, you know, NOT retired…

      • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

        On a coffee break?

        • Anonymous

          I’m not seeing “star” here, porn or otherwise.  Does porn have extras?

          • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

            Fluffer.

          • Anonymous

            OK, that made me LOL.

          • Anonymous

            Me too.

          • Anonymous

            Hah!

  • Anonymous

    Sad.

  • shorty j

    you know, if you look at the thumbnails at arm’s length and squint a little, it actually looks half-decent. How very Impressionist of her :P

  • Anonymous

    This is very sad.  

  • lilibetp

    You know, if she just looked a bit classier, she could pass for a porn star.

    • Anonymous

      This is the funniest, saddest thing ever.

  • Anonymous

    She was so cute as a redhead.

  • Anonymous

    Is it my imagination or is her hairline receding? Look at her part.  The boobs are freaking me out-she needs a bra.  They also make me wonder if she had a boob job and maybe the nips didn’t get put on straight.  This dress or whatever it is doesn’t even deserve to be discussed.  This poor girl.  She is not helping herself.  This is why people think she’s still drinking or doing drugs.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      That wouldn’t surprise me, considering how often she wears hair extensions. Those things are murder on one’s real hair.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1326120071 Gaby Ripoll

    Some actual color on her lips would have done wonders to make her teeth look whiter and her face look less washed out and sad. But the dress is definitely a sad sack and should be BURNED. 

  • Anonymous

    … and an even tan, and an ironing board, and a bra, and a decent hair colorist…. the list is endless

  • Anonymous

    She looks like a slightly modernized version of “Baby Jane Hudson” (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?).

    • Anonymous

      OMG, you’re right! I can hear her saying, ” Blanche, yarn’t ever gonna sell this house and yarn’t ever gonna leave it either”!

    • Anonymous

      Yes!  I said the same thing before I read your comment.  I looked at this picture and could practically hear her singing “I’ve Written a Letter to Daddy”

    • Anonymous

      “But you ARE in that chair, Blanche!  You ARE in that chair!”  Now I can’t unsee it.

  • Anonymous

    “HERE – Look at my breasts that I am serving up on a cream colored (wrinkled) platter so maybe you won’t notice my puffy face and all the plastic surgery I’ve had.”

  • Anonymous

    That poor child.

  • Anonymous

    How sad is it that THIS is the best she’s looked in a long while?

  • Anonymous

    25 years old (I always have to Google her age because it’s just … unbelievable)

  • Anonymous

    This girl is a living, breathing tragedy.

  • Anonymous

    Lohan? TLO why did you bother? Should we all chip in and buy her proper “support”?

  • http://twitter.com/yankeefoxtrot Alex McGeagh

    I dunno. She’s actually upright and it’s not crotchtacular. How can we complain, really?

    (also, no bags of illicit substances in the vicinity…small steps, people, small steps!)

  • Sara__B

    I will never understand why she bleaches that gorgeous hair of hers. Lindsay and Donatella Versace look as if they share the same plastic surgeon and birth year, but Lindsay is the same age as my daughter. It breaks my heart to see her looking so used up.

  • Anonymous

    This is like…what’s the old saying…..shooting ducks in a barrel?  Too easy to mock, too sad to take seriously.

  • Anonymous

    Aw. When she takes the sunglasses off and smiles she almost looks like her old self.

    • Anonymous

      if you can get past the make up.

    • Anonymous

      Yup. It makes the overall impression so much sadder that you can see a glimpse of the cheerful (or at least, cheerful-looking), adorable little developing-into-an-actress girl she was not even a decade ago.

  • Anonymous

    Is she trying out for the Real Housewives of Rehab?

    • Anonymous

      Sweet jesus, now THAT’s a brilliant concept for a reality show! All the worst of the Housewives, Bad Girls, Celebrity Rehab & that Intervention show.

      [Strung together like that, and glossing over the shame that I know what all those shows are, can anyone question that there is some kind of apocalyptic decline in Western civilization taking place?]

      • Anonymous

        Well, pretty soon the Visigoths will sack us, we’ll lapse back into a barter economy and it will all start over again.  At least there are no gladiatorial games yet.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, what a mess. She has achieved a very difficult thing here, a look that has absolutely no redeeming qualities. From the top of her over-bleached head to the tip of her ugly, clunky shoes, she’s just a disaster. I kind of hate her for it, because she’s such a pretty girl that I’m sure it’s not hard for her to step out looking beautiful. Instead, she prefers to look batshit crazy. Tsk.

  • Anonymous

    It’s not often that I literally cover my mouth with my hand while reading.

    Oh, honey. At least buy an iron. Or someone who can iron.

    • http://twitter.com/KathleenGillies Kathleen Gillies

      I’m sure she has a closet somewhere in her house and can surely hire someone to do her laundry.  Seriously, that dress looks like it came from the bottom of the bathroom hamper.

  • Sobaika Mirza

    Dear Lindsay Lohan:

    Against my better judgement, I like you. You once showed a modicum of talent, and anyone who is associated with Tina Fey is golden in my book. That being said, you need to cut the shit. You need an intervention. Here’s a step by step:

    Take a bath.
    Dye your hair back to red and get rid of the extensions. You look like a Real Housewife.
    Become a hermit. Yeah, you heard. Staying inside has its benefits. There’s lots of TV to watch and snuggling under covers that can be accomplished. Maybe all the rest will make you not look like a strung out former stripper.
    When you do leave, make sure it’s to do normal things like grab coffee or go grocery shopping. Not clubbing with your mom and little sister. That is weird.
    Get a new stylist. Whoever is doing the Fanning sisters is a good person, seek them out. This way, when you’re buying your groceries you will look cute and relatable, not like a Real Housewife.
    Call Tina Fey and beg her to do something for you again. Something. Anything. A 15 second guest spot on 30 Rock is fine.
    Stop showing up at events like Kanye West at Paris Fashion Week. What is that?

    I’m confident that these small (but integral!) changes will have you vying for roles with Emma Stone. I’m sure you’ve heard of her, she’s the talented redhead who didn’t turn into a freakshow.

    • Anonymous

      And sunscreen!!!!  Remember the sunscreen!!!!

      • Sobaika Mirza

        Baby steps. Sunscreen and a trip to a qualified orthodontist will be in Part 2: Your Body Is Your Temple.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      “Become a hermit. Yeah, you heard. Staying inside has its benefits. There’s lots of TV to watch and snuggling under covers that can be accomplished”
      Or, you know, BOOKS to read

      • Sobaika Mirza

        Do we honestly believe she would associate herself with a book?

      • Anonymous

        Yup. If you can read a script you can read a book. 

  • Anonymous

    She makes me sad.

  • Anonymous

    SHE   IS   ONLY    25!!!

  • Anonymous

    It’s a shame — her face (perhaps because she may have inadvertently embalmed herself) looks so pretty….but she’s right there with Paz…except Paz has a job.

    That said, she is also attending the Kanye West fashion show….which was more of a club scene and about which  the NY Times wrote

    “What Mr. West needs is a tailor so the clothes will fit. And for a
    performer who has been a front-row face, his casting showed a surprising
    lack of imagination.

    But to get to the meat. There is just too little talent, of which Mr.
    West and all the second-rate designers are a reflection, and too much
    hot air trying to disguise that fact.”

    • Anonymous

      Oh God, when Paz has one up on you–you are really a mess.

  • Jessica O’Connell

    Yeah maybe also invest in a bra and in makeup that doesn’t make you look like the undead?

  • Anonymous

    Everything about this picture makes me sad.  She still looks like a little girl play-acting at being a grown-up.  How else can you account for that make up, hair, lack of bra, and on and on…

  • Anonymous

    Im so glad Lindsay Lohan wore this because I now know what happened to the the old chenille throw from my grandmother’s house. 

  • Anonymous

    What about the lips? For the sake of all that is good and holy, people, PLEASE STOP INJECTING YOUR DAMN LIPS?!?!?!

    • Anonymous

       I know.  This makes me think about the stupidity – I know that it looks awful on everyone else – but for ME it will be great!!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

      Yeah!  These lips only look good on Angelina Jolie, because hers are (mostly) natural!

    • Anonymous

      Or at least wait till you’re entirely done with puberty.

  • Diana Martinez

    I think that is the worst I’ve ever seen a celeb look in public, and that includes pics of people who were just running to the store in their pjs and were caught unaware.  How do you dress like that when you KNOW there are cameras around???  Ugh.

  • Anonymous

    When your dress, hair, and teeth are the same color, you know you’ve hit a new low.  I find I really don’t care if she gets her career back.  I was somewhat charmed by Britney’s southern “y’all-ness,” but I’ve never really liked LiLo.  I hope she gets better for her own sake, but I could care less about her career.

  • Anonymous

    OMG … Straight up Trailer Park!

  • http://twitter.com/PsychicMuppet Bitsy Carver

    I made a face.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    She needs to just go away for a while and come back once the fillers in her face have worn off (what is she, 25, max?) and when she gains a stylist, a bra, and… no she should just go away.   The whole thing is just too tragic. 

  • Lori

    I’m glad only because I have my daughters reading the blog now and just by standing there she’s an object lesson, a three-part hard-hitting After School Special.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh.  How depressing. She is one line away from her teeth falling out. And she could climb trees with those toenails.

  • Anonymous

    Poor kid. Nice handbag, though.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Painful.

    TLo (and EVERYONE), please give this girl the space she doesn’t even know she needs. If you stop posting pictures of her, maybe she will go away. And then maybe reassess her life. 

  • Anonymous

    Um. Cute bag?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

    Even if it fit her this would be ugly

  • Anonymous

    Dear god, is that actually funeral make up?

  • Anonymous

    It looks like a pornographic dirndl.

    In a bad way.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my, it’s very Whatever Happen to Baby Lindsay, isn’t it?  The difference was that Bette Davis was in her 50s when she played Baby Jane and she was acting.

  • Anonymous

    Every time I see her I think of that adorable, feisty little red head in Parent Trap. So sad that she has wasted her talent and many opportunities. She should join an organization like AmeriCorps, surround herself with 25 year olds who are passionate about helping others, and try living on $2000 monthly stipend.

  • Anonymous

    omgosh this poor child has one headline left in her and its a terribly terribly sad one. No one to help? No one to step in?

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      at least Britney had some sane people around her step in.  Clearly this one doesn’t have that…

  • Anonymous

    the handbag is cute.. 

  • Anonymous

    I feel sad every time I see her. What a waste of talent and of a young adulthood. Her parents should be shot.

    • Anonymous

      It amazes me how she is morphing into her dreadful excuse for a mother while apparently having so much conflict with her.  

  • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

    sigh.

  • MilaXX

    Egads! She looks bad. This is approaching Amy Whinehouse levels of train wreck.The dress is a wrinkled sack, she needs some petals for the nips and she needs to stop plumping her lips. The toes are approaching hoof territory.

    Cute bag though.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like an unintentional reverse ombre effect, starting with her face.

    She could be so gorgeous, and she’s got some talent– it always makes me a little bit sad to see her looking so unfortunate.

  • Anonymous

    I guess since no one is talking to her, her boobs have decided to ignore each other as well.

  • Anonymous

    Just sad. What else is there to say?

  • Kyle Crawford

    Wow, Courtney Love looks pretty good here…. 

  • http://twitter.com/starrika Ali

    Every time I see pictures of her, I just want to scrub the grody makeup and bronzer off her skin and dye her hair back to normal (while chopping off a few inches).

    Doesn’t she realize that because she LOOKS washed up, it’s perpetuating that she is washed up? All she has to do is go back to her Mean Girls look and do the sincere apology tour and people would love her again.

  • Anonymous

    This just makes me sad

  • Tamara Hogan

    OH. DEAR.

  • Anonymous

    Poor Pitiful Pearl!

  • Anonymous

    This woman is five years younger than me. I keep reminding myself of this fact, but my brain refuses to accept it. Poor thing. Her problems are so far beyond poor fashion sense.

  • Anonymous

    Head to toe awful.  Who let her out like that?  I don’t think her rehab is working out too well.

  • Judy_J

    She’s having a bad EVERYTHING day.

  • Anonymous

    To say something positive: I like her shoes.  Yes, they’re a little dated, but the pattern is cute.  As for everything else, well…let’s hope the girl gets some help soon and be happy she doesn’t have kids to be taken away from her like our poor Brit Brit.

  • nancy

    Um… cute shoes? She’s my daughter’s age, and looks twice that. So sad. 

  • CQAussie

    Awful.  Just…awful.  

  • Anonymous

    drugs are bad, mmmk?

  • Anonymous

    And stop dumping 2 syringes of Radiesse into your upper lip, Trouty-girl.
    She looks like she’s on the same trajectory as Amy Winehouse. And I say that with great sadness.

  • Anonymous

    Oh god.  Imagine what she’ll look like in 10-20 years.  And are those real?  Ewwww.  Just everything is ewwwww.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2B6U4UNVYIV5DLEG6Z24ALYOC4 Dan Alexander

    What the “F” is wrong with her lips? Do straight men really like that look?

  • Anonymous

    She’s playing with us. This shit is intentional. Lindsay, i know you want to drag attention. Any attention. But enough is enough. Grow a little self-esteem, girl. Love yourself. You have the potential, come on. We are rooting for you.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    barbara payton five years after she hit the street, two years before she hit the skids on the street, ten years before she died.
    what a terrific mess.

    • Anonymous

      I had forgotten Barbara Payton, it’s been years since I’ve seen her name.

  • Anonymous

    She is just seven shades of busted, I swear.  Talk about a cautionary tale…

    • Anonymous

      I love it

  • Anonymous

    Those are cute shoes. I thought the blue toenails were part of the shoe design until you mentioned pedicure, so I had to go back and look again. Oh. As the RA in my sophomore dorm used to say, watching us pass by on our way out for the evening, “Tits on parade?”. 

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    One could argue that this is the ugliest, wrinkliest, nastiest looking mess she’s ever worn.  Ugh.  The booze and drugs have not been kind to this girl. 

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    In the dictionary next to the word ‘trainwreck.’ So sad.

  • Anonymous

    can she invest in a bra as well?

  • Anonymous

    SCARY.  one word.

  • Anonymous

    I actually kind of like the dress. Or pillowcase jumper and blouse. Whatever it is. Not loving the collar or the little tie thingy, and she definitely needs a bra, but something about the clothes actually interests me. The bag bores me and I always hate peep-toe shoes.

    I deeply dislike the blonde hair and heavy makeup. She’s young and very, very pretty underneath that crap, but she apparently wants to be… Pamela Anderson?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Bras are a good thing.  This picture proves why.

  • Anonymous

    is anyone else seeing the slow, sad spiral into adult entertainment? *sigh*

  • Anonymous

    Didn’t she used to be such a pretty, natural, engaging and interesting person to look at?  

  • Anonymous

    This poor girl.  Everything about this look is off.  Nude lipcolor is not for her, age-yellowed pillowcase color is not for her, bodice is not for her, the dress looks 35 ways of sad in any color (that fabric, gaaa, what the heck is it??) and to top it off it going to the lower part of her body, it looks like her legs are all bruised.  I like the shoes.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Oh, honey.  

    Honestly, is there really no one in her life who gives a shit about her?  It hurts just *looking* at her lips. So young, so sad.

  • Anonymous

    Jesus, Mary and Oprah, save us from this girl!

    I broke my “never click on anything about Lindsay Lohan because it gives her the attention she whores for” rule for you, T and Lo, just to see how horrible she looks.  I was not disappointed.

    Her tits look like they’re having a tug of war.  Gross.

  • Anonymous

    I thought her toes were part of the shoes, which I still think are kind of cute.  But, yuck.

  • Anonymous

    In the shot where she has her glasses up and is smiling. I would not have recognized her, I thought it was LeAnn Rimes.

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    Her teeth match the dress, how nice

  • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

    I just can’t believe this girl is only 25. The close ups of her face are shocking; they’re practically a PSA for the toll that drugs can take on your body.

  • Anonymous

    This young woman needs to lose the extensions, stay away from botox and limit her stimulants to a morning cup of joe.  Also, a hot bath.  And the thrift store clothes aren’t helping.  Sad.

  • margaret meyers

    Miss Petri Dish USA! 

    do they make antibacterial wipes for computer screens?

  • ANDRES CARRILLO

    Oh…..why??…..She looks so…..damaged. Such a beautiful young woman – so sad.

  • Anonymous

    This made me Saddy McSadster. There’s nothing left for her but maybe a porn career. 

  • Anonymous

    Ruined her own career but blames everyone else. What an asshole.

    • Anonymous

      I used to feel sorry for her…but not in quite some time.  It does make me laugh when Cluster—-s like her start speaking out on politics!  Makes me certain that the opposite view is the right one.

  • Judy Raddue

    Meth-chic!

  • Anonymous

    She’s only 25?  I like her accessories, but the purse and shoes should not be used together.  It took me a while to see the shoes with those horrible feet in them.    She needs some serious grooming and wardrobe help.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_66KPZ36LMHMRQOX3HIJGHRNNUA MandyM

    Really TLo? I am surprised that you put this monstrosity on your blog and that’s ALL you have to say! Maybe you were blinded by the shiny fabric stretched over her chi-chis. Or maybe it was that the giant botoxed lips blurred your vision. Or maaaaybe it was the horrible Drew Barrymore impersonation make-up that made your forget to look at more than just her ratty ass skirt and bad petti.

  • Anonymous

    wow, just–wow. speechless.

  • Now I am The Bee

    Whoa–the weirdest dress I’ve seen in a long time–and it’s doing nothing for her.  Go home and change your clothes, honey. 

  • Anonymous

    Love the bag and the shoes. Seriously. And the dress has potential, although not for her. Aside from that, I think it’s all been said.

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    That dress screams “Boobiez! I haz ‘em!”

  • Julie Clark

    WOAH. did she just come off the set of a bad Project Runway challenge having lost a bet???

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C65IT4K6RYN4TWRMFJOI3VUDAI Olechka Milashka

    She used to be so pretty!

  • Anonymous

    Not good and not liking what this says about her state of mind.

  • Anonymous

    Not good and not liking what this says about her state of mind.

  • Anonymous

    Her obsession with nude and frosted pink lipstick bewilders me

  • http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

    iWept.

    I really, truly believe that Lindsay will make it out of this slumber she’s in. Somebody who loves her (THAT ARE NOT HER PARENTS!!!) need to snatch her out of this situation immediately. 

    Since we are here to discuss fashion, let’s discuss. Her outfit sucks. The end.

  • Mary McClelland

    Also, please get a properly fitting bra and some dental care.  wretched.  At 25 and no children your boos should not be at your waist, sweetness! Nor your smoker’s teeth so obvious!

  • Anonymous

    what is it with the clearasil colored lipstick.  is that supposed to be attractive?  and her boobs look like they’re running away from each other.

  • http://twitter.com/karenrubyleo Karen

    not good, i really feel for her though, she has absolutely no one in her corner with her best interests at heart.

  • akprincess72

    That is one of the more hideous dresses I have seen photographed at a public event.