We’ve said this before about Steffi, but it bears repeating:
The girl definitely knows how to take a theme and run with it. In fact, we propose that she take it to the next step and start dressing her handlers in clothes that match hers. There’s no sign of Hot Ginger Handler in these pics, but we’re all atwitter at the thought of him wearing a matching fuchsia-colored tight polo shirt with “HOT GINGER HANDLER” written on the back like one of Catwoman’s henchmen in the old Batman TV series.
As for Steffi, clearly she woke up that morning and said “Henchmen, I’m thinking shades of fuchsia and wine, with lots of pattern mixing. Let’s make that happen, shall we?” And then she tossed back her head and laughed lustily as they all scrambled to find pieces that met her requirements. But Gaga, dear, we’re afraid we can’t fully embrace this one because you missed the mark slightly. That blue lipstick just doesn’t quite match the blue in your Little Edie-style hijab and the shoes don’t quite match your skirt. Of course, we’d normally be complaining that you’re so matched up at all, but we understand your need to be theatrical and support it wholeheartedly even though it goes against our own dearly held beliefs. It’s what makes us so charming.
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