It is with great sadness that we have to report that Katy Perry has no gays. Hard to believe, but we can come to no other conclusion after viewing these pictures.
Katy Perry at the Piccadilly Theatre in London in a Giambattista Valli two-tone crepe cape dress.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Marique Schimmel (WOMEN)
Because if she had gays, they surely would have informed her, in that blunt, bitchy gay manner, that she looks like a penis.
Then again, knowing her, she heard the news and clapped with joy.
[Photo Credit: WireImage, elle.com]