In or Out: Sarah Jessica Parker in Narciso Rodriguez

Posted on October 26, 2011

It seems like Sarah J’s always pole-dancing for her latest project, so it’s nice to see her being the dutiful wife and strapping on the Manolos for hubby’s latest.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Narciso RodriguezSarah Jessica Parker attends the world premiere of “Tower Heist” in New York City in a Narciso Rodriguez dress paired with Manolo Blahnik pumps and Fred Leighton jewelry.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Narciso Rodriguez

Sarah Jessica Parker in Narciso Rodriguez

But we fear she didn’t put as much care into her ensemble this time because she clearly picked this dress without even trying it on. How else to explain that she’s wearing a dress 2 sizes too large for her? And it’s kind of a shame because we totally dig the dress. But sweetie, your boobs look a little deflated in that thing and there’s all kinds of weird bunching in the skirt. Plus you’ve got a big honking bow at your waist. This is all giving off the distinct whiff of wearing your older sister’s prom dress to your freshman dance. Also, show hubby a little more support by jazzing this thing up a bit, why don’t you? Where’s the fun jewelry and attention-getting shoes, girl? He smiles his way stiffly through your various career-enhancing photo-ops; the least you could do is slap on another bangle or two.

 

Vote Now!
IN! It’s a bit toned-down, but it’s pretty and I like the colors.

OUT! Was this for a Square Pegs reunion?

 

Both Ginnifer Goodwin’s cubicle queen getup and Marion Cotillard’s half-assed Paris premiere getup got OUTS from a prickly set of Bitter Kittens yesterday.

[Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos, Theo Wargo/Getty Images]

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