In or Out: Michelle Monaghan in Marchesa

Posted on October 11, 2011

What the HELL, Michelle Monaghan.

Michelle Monaghan in MarchesaMichelle Monaghan attends the 2011 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala in New York City in a Marchesa dress.

Marchesa Spring 2012 CollectionMarchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Kristina Romanova

Michelle Monaghan in Marchesa

Michelle Monaghan in Marchesa

Michelle Monaghan in Marchesa

Michelle Monaghan in Marchesa

As in… What the HELL IS GOING ON HERE? Once again, we are of two minds when it comes to Marchesa. Lo thinks this dress is mostly very pretty. Tom thinks it might have been pretty (in a totally boring and expected princess-y way) if those ridiculous flounces didn’t completely change the shape of her body and make her look like she’s all twisted out of shape. We are both in agreement that her bangs are ridiculous. There should be a term for bangs that oversized. Booms, maybe? Whatever you call them, we instantly assume when a celeb starts rocking the huge bangs, it’s because she over-botoxed and is waiting for her forehead to settle. Also, why are her shoes so huge? Basically, WHY IS EVERYTHING MAKING HER LOOK ALL SKEWED AND OUT OF PROPORTION? You’ve got the booms on her forehead, the S curve that the dress is making out of her body, and then these huge satin-y feet. It’s funhouse mirror fashion. Also, her lipstick looks like it was put on 2 days ago. To quote our bitchy patron saint, Marlene Dietrich: “You’we a mess, honey.”

As always, bitter kittens are free to disagree.

 

Vote Now!
IN! She’s a pretty, pretty princess – with a spinal deformity!

OUT! She looks like a party favor at a bridal shower!

Voting on Uma’s chic but possibly poorly accessorized Paris outfit is still open.

[Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images, Janet Mayer/PR Photos, style.com]

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      OUT. Hate that dress. A lot. 

      • Anonymous

        OBVIOUSLY the dress is MEGAHIDDY and the bangs are tragic. Why is she red all of a sudden? She looks like she’s trying to be Emma Stone.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1414091387 Florrie Brafman

      out.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jude-Brown/1350939326 Jude Brown

        OUT: her breasts and crotch got a cold, and are ACHOOing into tissues.

    • http://twitter.com/LaurenJeanSTM Lauren St. Martin

      Ugh. I thought that Marchesa had finally died, since they haven’t been on every single person alive in a while. Apparently not the case.

      Where’s my shot gun? I take care of this.

      If you didn’t get it yet, this is out.

    • http://twitter.com/iraki86 Ira Ioannidou

      OMG take this picture OUT of my sight! I dislike every element of this look! I am a very positive person and I can only think of negative things to say. But, I dont want to hurt Michelle’s feelings so I’ll simply say ….OUT

    • Anonymous

      OUT. but  I have yet to see a Marchesa on the runway I haven’t found to be  … just too much.

    • http://twitter.com/NC_Meg Megan

      Out. Although this is one of the few times I’m going to blame the designer and not the person wearing the dress so shame on you, Marchesa. This dress is terrible.

    • Nicole Merrill

      OUT, although it made me laugh, which is always a plus.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. She looks many times folded and unfolded.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GQIN74TNNQROY5JFPOWWBGJWEM andy

      She looks like her gown exploded. OUT! Love the booms, though… There’s something adorably My Little Pony about that type of hair.

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

      The way she’s standing, kind of looks like she’s pregnant with a “poof”…  (to go with her booms)….

    • Anonymous

      Kind of looks like two Swan Lake figure skating costumes sewn together. Why would anyone do that?
      The model almost makes it work, though.

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      Is this from the toilet paper couture competition still? If not… OUT

    • Anonymous

      Mess is right.  Total train wreck on an otherwise beautiful girl.  That’s a lotta work!

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Out.  She looks like a cracked out figure skater.  And all I want to do is push the hair out of her face. 

    • Anonymous

      That dress reminds me of some lacy cafe curtains my gran had in the spare bathroom. Out.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. I like the top six inches of the dress, but then it goes sadly, sadly awry.

    • Anonymous

      She just came from a restaurant that has tulle napkins, right?  And she tucked one into her dress and forgot about it. 

      Oh, gosh!  I just realized that there’s a tassel coming out of her navel!  I guess we should be thankful that they’re not on her nips.  Boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom.

      As for the bangs, I can just hear my mother now:  “Get your hair out of your eyes so people can see how pretty they are!”

      OUT.

      • Anonymous

        A tassle! Thanks for that. I thought it was an unfortunately placed line of embellishment, but no, it’s an unfortunate tassel (!!) dangling in front of her, um, oh geez…it’s just too hiddy. OUT.

        • Anonymous

          I thought that too and was already confused and appalled. Tassel?!! How could they think this is in any way good? 

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12801074 Brett Hulst

          The tassel (vagassel) is the worst part.

          • Anonymous

            Vagassel! Genius!

    • http://jessieliz.wordpress.com/ Super Red

      I’m sorry… this is a question??

      That dress.. That DRESS! The top is all “I’m an ice skater!” And the bottom is all “Psych! I’m an escaped mental patient”

      Okay, I know what happened here. She was actually going to get married today, but she showed up at the justice of the peace, and there was another woman there wearing the EXACT same dress. Well, that just wouldn’t do, so they scuffled and tore and things ripped, and  after about ten minutes of that, Michelle was all, “bitch! I don’t have time for this! I have an event to go to!” So, she picked up the tatter pieces of her dress, arranged them just so, cut her bangs to hide the bruise on her forehead, and left.

    • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

      Ugly!  OUT

    • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

      Sweet Jesus!  She looks like Austin Scarlett was forced to make a wedding dress from Zulema’s ice skater costume.  Could this be a Project Runway All Stars dress???  Whatever it is, it’s a nightmare from the booms & the awful lipstick to the dress to the crazy bridal shoes. OUT!  Blech!

    • Anonymous

      I think her shoulders and upper chest look pretty.  Everything else?  FAIL!

    • Anonymous

      OUT. My first thought was crazy wedding dress.

    • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

      Out. Five minutes with a seam ripper would solve most of the problems with that dress – but then we’d still be stuck with the white nail polish and the silver accessories.

    • Anonymous

      So much money and effort. So much disappointment.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      I actually think the worst offense is a white dress with her coloring.

    • http://twitter.com/OracleKath Kathrine Marlow

      She looks awful

    • Cheri Lee

      She looks like an albino moth that got caught in a screen door.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5LU5C262WB3Z5F4WZ6QGKXLNLE JaneM

      Oh out. She looks like someone stepped on a bug at it’s wedding.

    • Anonymous

      Lose all that tissue paper on the dress and add a pair of kick ass shoes an maybe it’d be an in.
      But they didn’t and this is too much look. OUT.

    • Judy_J

      So very OUT.  Everyone else said what I’ve been thinking.

    • Joyce VG

      I think the dress is pretty.  Are we voting for the dress or the rest? My vote is: Dress IN. Hair and botox OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Out.  The dress could be pretty without all that tulle on the front.  Those bangs distract from the fact that the rest of her hair is a mess.

    • Anonymous

      The hair and makeup reminds me of Lara Flynn Boyle at the Oscars when she wore that tutu dress. The dress itself looks like a Jessica McClintock Gunne Sax dress from 1975 that I once owned. OUT

      • http://twitter.com/lemonfreshmoxie Donna Lee

        I was just going to ask why Kuato was bursting out of Lara Flynn Boyle’s midsection.

    • Anonymous

      WERQ it TLo! You guys are on FIRE today!

      out for her

    • Anonymous

      Out. The dress is terrible. 

    • Anonymous

      OUT OUT OUT.  How to describe that loose tinsel/tassel hanging over her lady parts?  In the third to last pic it can be seen swinging out like a shiny, misplaced penis.  Ooh, that’s a ridiculous dress.

    • Anonymous

      Yikes.  OUT to the max.

    • Anonymous

      I’m not as vehement as everyone else is.  I’d be fine with the look if she removed the midriff ruffle and got rid of the booms (although I love that term!).  The shoes don’t even look that big to me.  Still, I can’t give it an in, so it must be out.

    • Anonymous

      The embroidery makes it look like a tablecloth.

    • Anonymous

      I just noticed she looks like Gretchen!

    • http://profiles.google.com/rociosaurio Rocío Vázquez

      Oh man, this outfit just made me sad.

    • suz72350

      OUT. The ‘wedding’ dress is ruined by the flounces. The shoes make her feet look gigantic. Awful. Just awful.

    • Anonymous

      Wow. Some of that Marchesa stuff really looks cheap, doesn’t it? Poor girl looks like she is erupting in tulle. OUT. So so OUT.

    • Monkey Toe

      Change those satin clodhoppers for lucite heels and girls is dressed for Vivid Video Bridezilla parody.

    • Anonymous

      They’re called BIG BANGS ….d’oh!!

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      There are so many things going on here, it’s hard to pick a worst element, but seriously:

      What is with the glittery landing strip?

      It all might be tolerable if not for that…

      • Monkey Toe

        That is where it rips open for the ice dancing finale.

    • Anonymous

      Out. That dress is awful. It represents all the worst Marchesa traits. That side view is just laughable. Hair and shoes are awful, too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colleen-Robinson/48606025 Colleen Robinson

      It’s like a bad wedding dress meets a bad bridesmaids dress.

      Out.

    • Elena

      I’m having to stifle a bit of laughter here. Out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Karen-Stephens-Bassett/1503492602 Karen Stephens Bassett

      Sorry I’m sounding like a broken record today, but who is this person?

    • Rand Ortega

      Between this & that thing Jaime King had on, are there Tinsel Terrorists roaming the streets waiting to wreak havoc on unsuspecting starlets? Should the DOH(!)S be alerted?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FVT5ST3ZW567CF4HODLTDKZUV4 Anonymous

      Anyone else thinks she looks like Lara Flynn Boyle circa koo-koo pink ballerina dress?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jill-Tracy/100001557759289 Jill Tracy

      OUT! The dress without the boob ruffle, might have been pretty.

    • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

      In – Nothing wrong with being a Pretty Princess once in awhile.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like a bride whose dress got mauled by a cat and her purse looks like a box of chocolates. Out.

    • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

      OWWWWWWWT. Like, that actually hurt to look at.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27432316 Ally Monge

      Agh! A tulle alien baby is exploding out of her abdomen. Someone call Sigourney Weaver!

    • Anonymous

      Out. 3rd marriage bridal.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sleepneeded Greg Polansky

      So very OUT. Are you sure there is Marchesa and not KLEENEX?

    • MilaXX

      Do you really need to ask? OUT!  That dress may have looked pretty and ethereal flowing down the runway but someone should have had the sense to edit it for normal wear. The lips look like those plastic candy things we had as a child and the shoes are both bridal and 2 sizes too big.

      • Anonymous

        The dress is atrocious but, you’re right – it almost looks ethereal & pretty on the model; but I think that’s only because the model is styled nicely. If it’d had been typical Marchesa show–with models standing around looking like they’vd just spent a week trying to kick without medical supervision–I think the dress’ many faults would have been glaring.

      • Anonymous

        The dress is atrocious but, you’re right – it almost looks ethereal & pretty on the model; but I think that’s only because the model is styled nicely. If it’d had been typical Marchesa show–with models standing around looking like they’vd just spent a week trying to kick without medical supervision–I think the dress’ many faults would have been glaring.

    • Anonymous

      Wow. I haven’t needed to say this in a long time, but here it is:

      DIE, MARCHESA, DIE.

      I think I’ll write that on a sign and go down to Occupy Wall Street.

    • Anonymous

      Marcheesy.  Out.

    • Anonymous

      So out.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Other than that badly placed tassel, I think the dress is very pretty. (Ducks and runs…)

    • Anonymous

      simply BAD all around. Outty out out out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1094686382 Elizabeth Monroe Baker

      Ow. My eyes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      That is the stupidest dress I have ever seen. OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X2ZWPX5XOLWWKJ7WIOZZ5GFIYM Jeff

      O! U! T!

    • Samantha Irene

      No argument here – she’s OUT.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t know how she pllans to dance Swan Lake ins a skirt that narrow, but I assume that’s what she’s angling for because the alternative is too grim to contemplate. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      OUT!  I like my table napkins much softer and not stuck to my dress.

    • Anonymous

      OUT!  I like my table napkins much softer and not stuck to my dress.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. She looks like a column or side table at an event that’s been covered in really expensive decorative bunting of some sort.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. She looks like a column or side table at an event that’s been covered in really expensive decorative bunting of some sort.

    • Anonymous

      So very OUT.  The booms I can deal with, but I don’t even have words to describe what is wrong with that dress.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  With those bangs and ruffles, she looks like Zoey D and that is not a good thing.  Don’t get me started on those silver Minnie Mouse shoes.

    • bruce Peoples

      Ugh.  Bad, bad bridal. And the lipstick.  Double ugh.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. I can’t even form words….just OUT.

    • Anonymous

      WHAT THE HELL IS THE SILVER ROD OVER HER VAG AREA?  
      NO.

    • Anonymous

      I’m sure I tried to make something like this for my Barbies. When I was 8 more was better and I used to love embellishing everything, tacking all sorts of bits and pieces are her little dresses to foofy it up. But I was only 8. What’s her (and Marchesa’s) excuse?

      Head to toe OUT.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. OUTOUTOUT. She looks like she got into a fight with a glue gun and then rolled around in tulle

    • Anonymous

      LOL!  That’s not only not your dress honey, that’s nobody’s dress!  This has to be one of the most heinous creations I’ve ever seen. 

      Put down the glue gun and step away from the glitter!

    • Anonymous

      The deformity thing is what makes it an interesting dress. It’s really more of a Paz de la Huerta kinda dress though, isn’t it? the lipstick too. In.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JQSQJRAL4YYWB2OZNHNUHKZAEY Christopher

      out,  she has the silhoutte of a shrimp.

    • Anonymous

      Oh my… there are no words.

      Bridal party favor is damn close though.

      OUT. 

    • Sara__B

      Completely, utterly, 100% OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, out, especially for that napkin jutting out of her breastbone.

    • Anonymous

      I thought she had the damn thing on backwards until I saw the second photo.  Give her some Elsa Lancaster hair, and she’s the Bride of Frankenstein 2011.

    • Anonymous

      Wtf? Crotch zipper trim plus matching rib and knee napkins? I am so over Marchesa. 

    • Anonymous

      OUT. No question. Unless of course she has a cold, in which case at least she has a nice big tissue close at hand.

    • Anonymous

      Oh, my.  When your navel has sprouted a silver tassel and THAT’S the most subtle feature of your garment, there may be a schmutzing problem.  I might, just might, be able to overlook the schmutz frothing at the hem if her chest didn’t look like an alien bride was exploding through it.  I don’t even need to consider the silver clown shoes or the booms to give this an OUT!

    • Anonymous

      *whispers* in, i love it all. *hides face*

    • Lisa

      Oh, nope, nope, nope – OUT.  She looks like a cake topper in the shape of a question mark.

    • Anonymous

      sooo out!

    • http://profiles.google.com/richixcore Richi Robilotto

      I’m getting hives, OUT OUT OUT. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

      Plus, it is too boudoir worthy. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      I was trying to justify the prettiness of the dress, but then I caught sight of your out-line “OUT! She looks like a party favor at a bridal shower!” and realized that was the perfect description.Out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Elizabeth-Poytinger-Baumer/1516981341 Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT. burn that dress. BURN IT!

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I actually don’t mind the dress *too* much from the front, but from the side it looks like some sort of tulle practical joke.

      And those bangs are atrocious, with ‘errand hair’ in back not doing anything to help.  Once again, she looks nothing like I think of her (circa Kiss Kiss Bang Bang).  People have to be able to recognize you, pumpkin.

    • Anonymous

      It’s almost a baby doll….then almost a flamenco costume, all while being somewhat bridal.  It’s schizophrenic, hellishly unflattering and then you get to the dtm satin shoes.  This is a prime example of an out.

      Something tells me this girl wanted to have a ‘fashion’ moment and so she went for the most interesting dress she could find.  Unfortunately, it looks unattractively avante garde.  Wait…is that the point?  Is it a joke.  Is it some grand artistic statement on fashion? 

    • Anonymous

      Out. That’s an awful dress. She looks like she has a serious case of lordosis or something. 

    • Anonymous

      OUT

    • Anonymous

      Michelle is out.  Marchesa is out.  That’s so unbelievably fug that there are no appropriate words.

    • Anonymous

      Out.  Ugly.

    • http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

      Crack.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583505025 Kelley Comfort

      That dress only looked good on the runway when the ruffles were being blown back. It kind of reminds me of those hiddeous hip fins that Escada used to put on their formal suits and dresses. I don’t mind the hair, because it kind of looks like she was going for Brigitte Bardot hair, which is neverabad thing. The shoes DO make her feet seem too big for her body.  Both the colour and fabric choices are wrong. It’s such a washed out look. I think she was going for ethereal, but it comes off as anemic.

    • Anonymous

      I’ve got a soft spot for Marchesa. IN.

    • Rachel Ward

      The glittery landing strip right over her lady bits is TOO MUCH! Out!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=816120314 Chason Dailey

      What is this bullshit? Out. 

    • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

      It was a perfectly fine ice-dancing costume before someone stapled toilet paper all over it. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      OUT

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      WHAT IS THAT THING

    • Anonymous

      It completely fits the Marchesa credo: when in doubt, staple a napkin to it. Too bad because that bodice is really pretty.

      Out.

    • Anonymous

      im gonna get nightmares… OUT OUT OUT

    • Anonymous

      Yuck. OUT. Craft project gone awry. And she needs to borrow her designer shoes from someone who carries her size.

    • Anonymous

      Oh, look.  Mama was S shaped even when she was thin.  Though the frills look more like Eunice.

    • Anonymous

      I was at first captured by the pretty, but the dress actually looks too formal for the occasion, which I guess means it looks bridal. In fact, I’m thinking she looks childish, like a girl who’s getting to dress up for the first time ever. And the lipstick shade appears to have come from a child’s toy makeup set as well. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Jeebus, what a dress. It looks like a seahorse gettin’ busy with a petit four. OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53PQYXSJR4YJBV3J6BWYSICRQ Jamie

      OUT – take off those middle flounces and the dress would be pretty, but she’d still be out

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Why hasn’t Marchesa gone away yet? Why does her lipstick look like chalky, matte fuschia in one photo and glossy pink in another?

      The bangs are the only thing I like.  Pretty much everything else is one big clusterfuck. OUT.

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      Total yuck on that dress. It would not work on ANYbody. Not only are
      those pouffs ridiculous, but the embroidery and sequin detailing is
      tacky like a cross between a grandmother’s shawl and a figure skating outfit.

    • Anonymous

      Out.dress is not good…bangs are bad….shoes hiddy in this instance….

    • Anonymous

      OUT. Unless the stylist is a niece under the age of 8, the stylist must be fired.

    • http://angryfemur.tumblr.com Andrea Lane

      Stoner barbie. Out.

    • Anonymous

      LOL, I’ve called too long thick bangs “bongs” for years. I kinda like Booms, but I won’t be switching.

      oh, yeah, easy out. This is as painful as A-Rod whiffing on that third strike.

    • http://twitter.com/BeantownMrs Praggya R. Barretto

      Out. I think she forgot to untuck the napkin from the top of her dress after she finished her dinner.

    • Rachelle Neame

      My eyes itch just looking at those bangs. And seriously- I used to be a big-ass bangs girl, and let me tell you. They are not that difficult to cut so that they hit your eyeBROWS and not your eyeBALLS.

      Out!

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!

    • Anonymous

      On the other hand, she is finally doing what you two have been bitching about, namely that people with a certain skintone should choose the appropriate sheer fabric on tops/straps/etc. The dress is too bizarre for me, but it’s mostly her bangs that put her squarely in the OUT camp.

    • Anonymous

      TLo, you had to ask?  OUT.

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      My eyes! Out!

    • Anonymous

      Looks like a Barbie my daughter used to have back in the day!  Out

    • http://twitter.com/Wild_Horses__ Beth

      Awful. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      I have seen worse.  Except for the too big shoes I’d pass her.  Not an “In” but a “pass”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      OUT…did you really even have to ask?

    • Anonymous

      Mercy me, OUT!

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986?hl=en&tab=h Judy S

      OUT. That dress is just a mistake–not on her but on anyone. I could deal with  the shoes just because rc shoes never do seem to fit and in fact seem to defy the notion that the wearer will ever take two steps in them. The bangs could be OK too though maybe with a different dress. But the dress–not even Barbie could pull it off.

    • Anonymous

      Party favor at a bridal shower!  *SNORT*  That phrase could apply to a whole lot of Marchesa, IMHO. Frippery and fol-de-rol. Not a fan.

      And this is why.

      OUT.

    • Anonymous

      OUT!

      Does anyone think the lipstick is the wrong color for her hair/skin tone?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

      Out.

    • Anonymous

      dear god OUT

    • Anonymous

      Those aren’t bangs — they’re Gang-bangs! -Gary

    • Anonymous

      I stand firmly against the slaughtering of ballerina’s to make dresses.

    • margaret meyers

      That looks like some drugs or alcohol were too involved with her getting dressed.

    • Anonymous

      THIS I could see for the Bird Challenge.  I could see the model doing a Bird walk (for the side) with her head bobbing/pecking forward.

    • Anonymous

      OMG!  Booms?!  Priceless.  Sooo glad I decided to jump on for a quick peek before I get into my crazy day at work!  That’s for the morning chuckle T-Lo! 

    • Anonymous

      As I scrolled down, I audibly said “OH!” to myself at my little desk. “OH!” for OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Her landing strip looks a bit high….OUT!

    • bpayne

      Most of those toilet paper dresses from earlier this week looked better than this

    • Anonymous

      OUT These Marchese dresses only look good from a single angle. Like me! My belly is hardly noticeable when I’m photographed from straight on. Profile she looks like a craft project in a wind storm
      Those bangs are ludicrous OUT (and have a bite to eat please dear, the model looks like the portrait of health in comparison)

    • http://twitter.com/ryenerman rynerman

      Out.  Generally sick of Marchesa, but that dress, it’s above and beyond ridiculous.  The rest of the ensemble is crap too.

    • http://twitter.com/blbathie Brittany Bathie

      OUT.  I honestly thought this was Lara Flynn Boyle for a moment, and that’s not exactly a compliment.

    • Anonymous

      OUT  The flounce is really odd viewed from the side.  The shoes and bag look bridesmaid.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

      OUT. it looks like she’s having an alien ruffle baby burst out of her stomach.

      Don’t like the dress on the model either, to be fair. It’s like someone threw fabric at a dress form, then played pin the tail on the model.

    • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

      OUT. it looks like she’s having an alien ruffle baby burst out of her stomach.

      Don’t like the dress on the model either, to be fair. It’s like someone threw fabric at a dress form, then played pin the tail on the model.

    • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

      ALSO I don’t care about the bangs, but wtf is with the ear poofs? It’s like a handlebar mustache for women. TUCK THAT SHIT IN AND PIN IT DOWN.

    • http://www.facebook.com/shawn.eric.hill Shawn Hill

      OUT! It should be in all black so she could be an evil fairy queen.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AYQCICXEN2CCDBFV5HED4Z2RUA Dee B

      Out

    • Jessica O’Connell

      Wow… So very OUT. The dress…is just awful. You’re so right about the funhouse mirror look. The bangs… I don’t know. Maybe they’re that big and long so that she can try to hide her face in shame for coming out looking like that? It’s just a tragic, tragic look.

    • Anonymous

      OUT, solidly OUT.  The dress looks like the mother of the bride, a figure skater and a party favor had a 3-way and someone conceived.  There wasn’t anything she could do with it to merit an IN, but even so, every thing she did is wrong.  ugly, ugly, ugly.

    • Jennifer Coleman

      OUT the door. Awful, just…..awful (weeping). 
      What about ‘blongs’?

    • Cathy S

      “What the hell” is right on. That dress is horrible. I’ve had booms like that and they don’t look any better on her than they did on me. They were also the first thing I noticed; I’m kind of sorry I looked down. So very Out.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C65IT4K6RYN4TWRMFJOI3VUDAI Olechka Milashka

      ugly ugly ugly
      the more I see Marchesa on your site, the less I like it

    • Anonymous

      Wow, that’s just straight up fugly. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Ugh. Makes her look like she has a Darryl Hannah tail a la Splash. 

    • Mary McClelland

      Oooohhhh…lord. OUT. Major out. It’s like a Swan Lake Halloween costume. 

    • Anonymous

      The ruffles spraying outward from her sternum are at about the right height for dusting windowsills.  Maybe it’s a utilitarian feature.

    • Anonymous

      Out.  A bride exploded on her.

    • http://twitter.com/hpenfield Hannah Penfield

      IN. I actually love the dress. I just wish I could stick an entirely different head on her, but I love the dress and shoes so much I’m ruling it in. I know absolutely no one will agree with me, but I think that dress is amazing.

    • oohsparkley!

      OUT!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NOKXDCD5D666MCRGNZBNH7QWRA katie

      that is the tackiest dress I’ve ever seen. OUT.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

      Party favor.

    • Anonymous

      Whaaa… how is this even a question? So OUT she is orbiting Saturn.

    • Anonymous

      She’s totally a bridal shower party favor. And slightly figure skater. Out.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. But, to be fair, no one should wear this dress. It’s evil, and it must be stopped.