In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Kaufmanfranco

Posted on October 18, 2011

It’s been a while since we pissed off a bunch of Jen-o-philes. Let’s get crackin’.

Jennifer Aniston in KaufmanfrancoJennifer Aniston attends the ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in a Kaufmanfranco dress paired with Balenciaga sandals, a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch, and Fred Leighton jewelry.

Jennifer Aniston in Kaufmanfranco

Jennifer Aniston in Kaufmanfranco

Jennifer Aniston in Kaufmanfranco

We feel like the only way we’re ever going to shock this gal out of her decade-long style rut (which we now consider to be our calling from God herself) is to be really mean to her. But we also like to cultivate an image of being the less-bitchy of the bitchy queens on the internet; the loving but blunt gay uncles, if you will. Although in Jen’s case, we’d be the loving but blunt gay friends because try as she might to convince the world otherwise, she’s not young enough to be considered a T Lo niece. And thus, our point: Jen, sweetie. You have an admirably taut and toned body and we salute you for the obvious work and time you put into it. But this type of dress -clingy, ultra-short, plunging neckline – is simply no longer in your wheelhouse, doll.  In other words, Girl, This Is Not Your Dress.

 

Vote Now!
IN! I WISH I looked that good, you bitches!

OUT! Does she not own a mirror?

 

Fergie’s Dynasty prom dress is still open for voting, darlings. Be blunt with her, too.

 

[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images]

 

    • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

      I would have loved it if this were a photo from ten years ago.

      • Anonymous

        The sad part is that if the neckline were higher (and there was a bra involved) and the hem 3-4 inches lower, it could have been a fun dress.  I hate to say it, but Jennifer is starting to dress like she’s Mariah Carey.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12500056 Joseph Lamour

          Candigirl, YES! Yes. 

    • http://twitter.com/dennang Dennis Nangle

      gurl is lookin MAD PREGS, no?

      • Anonymous

        The dress does give her a bit of a pooch, but I think that it’s the way that it hangs in the front. That odd, glittery knit is really unforgiving and it looks like it sags a bit under where it comes together in the front. Also, her makeup is too pale for her tan. Her face looks like it was photoshopped on because it’s a different color than the rest of her is.  I have a bit of a soft spot for Jen, but that does NOT extend to her clothes.  Rut, indeed! Out.

      • Anonymous

        She is TRYING to start a bump rumor!
         

      • Anonymous

        Wouldn’t the… ahem, bosoms be a bit more impressive?

        • http://www.facebook.com/durelleali Durelle Ali

          I was all prepared to agree with the “mad pregs” speculation, but, oh yeah, those girls ain’t infanticipating….

          • Anonymous

            “Infanticipating” is the best word ever. Announcing my intention to steal it, pronto.

            • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelsey-Albrecht/100001647200441 Kelsey Albrecht

              It’s a Walter Winchell term, not new.

            • http://www.facebook.com/durelleali Durelle Ali

              Indeed — he had some of the greatest coinages (albeit the worst sensibilities)….

        • Anonymous

          Unfortunately for some (I speak from experience) pregnancy does not always translate to larger breasts.

      • Chantelle James

        Or just plain fat. Maybe from a beer belly?

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      What a cute sweater! But she walked of the house without her pants on. She looks fabulous, the clothes do not. OUT

      • Anonymous

        Well, that’s a most unfortunate look. Out.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53PQYXSJR4YJBV3J6BWYSICRQ Jamie

      although I do wish i looked like that – OUT – is that one of Josh’s dresses?

    • Anonymous

      I am a Jen-o-phile, but I hate this dress. I do wish she would start dressing less like she’s 25 and more like she’s 41. She can still be sexy.  Also, this dress itself is unflattering. She looks pregnant (maybe she is, hmmm???? j/k)

      • Anonymous

        Ditto. Ditto Ditto

      • Anonymous

        Preggers, definitely. She’s playing coy with the media, but that looks like a baby bump to me.

    • Nicole Merrill

      OUT. She looks gross.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      I don’t care how old you are, you should only do boobs OR legs. Not both at the same time. OUT.

      • Anonymous

        You. Better. PREACH!

      • Anonymous

        My thoughts exactly. Choose ONE.

      • Anonymous

        Thank you! When executed properly, it is the difference between sexy and slutty. Guess where Jen falls here?

      • Chantelle James

        Unless you’re the Kluminator.

        • Sobaika Mirza

          Although Heidi could definitely tone it down a notch, she pulls off everything with much more aplomb than Aniston. Maybe it’s the model in her, the absence of a tan, or the fact that she’s all limb.

          Put it this way: If the two wore the exact same outfit and stood next to each other, Heidi wouldn’t look as cringeworthy. Maybe not by much, but still. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

        Normally I would agree, but with the conservative sleeves I can’t imagine this dress being longer.  It would work without the boobs showing, though. 

        I know it is same-old, same-old for her, but I actually think she looks great–I kind of hate to criticize someone for wearing something when they look great just because I think they’re too old for it.

        BUT, if she isn’t pregnant, everything else I’ve said goes out the window, because this certainly makes her LOOK pregnant, and nobody wants that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ailsa-Martin/644946901 Ailsa Martin

      You know, I bet that would look fantastic over a little black tank top and some skinny jeans. It’s got a sort of relaxed feel that doesn’t go with her I’M STILL YOUNG AND PRETTY, LOOK!!!! brand of trying a bit too hard. But she doesn’t look BAD, so I’m calling it a marginal in.

    • Anonymous

      Sorry but she’s not Heidi. She can’t pull it off. Total Out

      • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

        My first thought was they photoshopped Jen’s head on Heidi’s body.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

        I don’t think Heidi can pull it off anymore.

    • Anonymous

      Awful as usual. Out!!

    • Anonymous

      I like the shoes, but that’s the only positive thing I can say.  Out.

    • http://featurezoo.net memorexe

      How is it not her dress? She’s been wearing it for a decade plus…

    • http://profiles.google.com/katelynsypher Katie Sypher

      When a dress is so tight that it can make teeny Jen A., She of the Yoga Abs, look bloated, it’s OUT.

      • http://twitter.com/dennang Dennis Nangle

        maybe she’s about…6 weeks bloated, if you know what I mean?

    • http://twitter.com/nicolahearts nicole seligman

      she always looks so pretty and *glowing. *she is looking a little preggo here, Y/N?

    • Anonymous

      Aniston never did the chique, sophisticated look, why should she start now? Maybe she doesn’t feel like herself with short hair and longer hems. One day she’ll come to terms with her age and hopefully she’ll listen to you. For the time being IN.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1414091387 Florrie Brafman

      out

    • Anonymous

      Slutty.  And is that a toe ring?  Oh, for god’s sake.

      • Anonymous

        Oh no. I missed the toe ring.

        OK. That’s it. She needs to be spirited away to Gayville and not let out until she has grown up.

        A toe ring. God.

      • Anonymous

        I like toe rings..? I don’t know, it fits her beachy sort of vibe.

        • Anonymous

          I have been known to wear one….ON the beach. Or while hacking around in a flowy apres-beach outfit ON THE PORCH. For this event? Hell to the no.

    • Anonymous

      Out. The hair, the mid-section, the too short skirt…it all just makes her look like a Real Desperate Housewife of Beverly Hills. Is it really that difficult to run a f**cking comb through your hair? Between her and Nina Garcia, I’m not sure who I’d like to take the brush and scissors to first.

      • Anonymous

        Definitely Jennifer.

      • Anonymous

        Ah, I think Jen and Nina have great hair.

        Anyway, with those legs she can still pull off that skirt length. But the neckline plus the length is a bit much.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I can’t stand her anyway, but this is trying WAY too hard.  “Oh look!  I still have tits, and legs, and hair!  And if I bend over, you’ll see what else I’ve got, too!”

      She just looks desperate.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jenna-Ryan-Boatman/583622701 Jenna Ryan Boatman

      She looks gorgeous. I *do* wish I looked that good. I *wish* my hair would do that “I spent all day in bed shagging a handsome man and just rolled out of bed” look that takes fifteen hours and a fleet of professional helpers to get. Alas, I do not. Congrats to her for looking good, but I must say  T-Lo nailed it — this picture could be taken from any time in the past ten years. At this point, it isn’t so much a style rut as a style Grand Canyon.

    • Anonymous

      There is something off about this.  The fit in the waist is weird.  Well, the fit is weird period.  She can rock a skinny mini, but this thing is ugly.  I think an earlier comment said this looked like a sweater.  It does, with an extra long banded hem.  It’s showing off the girls and the legs, but is unflattering on the rest of her.  Out.

    • nancy

      It’s just so boring and all the same color, really. Even her toenails match in this pic. Out!

    • CQAussie

      Ok first off – I love me some Jennifer Aniston.  

      Secondly….I am NOT loving this dress.  Because a) It’s giving her a belly that looks flabby and that’s just impossible; b) Even with her amazing legs, the dress just looks…off; and c) The plunging neckline seems a little desperate.  

      Love the hair and make-up and the shoes and clutch.  But agree with TLo – that is NOT her dress.  OUT.

      • CQAussie

        I wonder if she’s preggos??

      • Anonymous

        Totally agree, everything else is working here except the dress, but it’s REALLY not working. OUT. 

    • Sara__B

      OUT, for being predictable and boring even while she’s got her legs and boobs out at the same time. I do like her shoes, though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

      Her shiny towels usually look a hell of lot better than this, even if they’re boring. I appreciate she’s doing sleeves because it’s something a little different…I guess…but this just looks sloppy and blech. That dress is barely a dress either. I can’t imagine wearing things so short, even if I did have legs that fabulous. I just can’t be THAT lady like ALL night.

    • MilaXX

      OUT! I hate this dress on her. Her 40 year old tits just ain’t that good. Nice shoes though.

    • Anonymous

      I like it.

    • http://twitter.com/RobertSanchez36 Robert Sanchez

      You guys are kind. OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Renee-Rohrer-Bomar/100002942684824 Renee Rohrer Bomar

      Out…Everything above the ribs looks so loooooong.  Her hair looks long. Her face looks long. Her neck looks giraffeishly long and her cleavage looks long.  

      Long and cleavage are two words that shouldn’t go together.

    • Anonymous

      She’s entering into Heidi territory – everything’s short, tight and shiny.

      • Anonymous

        She has more than entered that territory. She has gone in with earth movers, cleared an acreage, built a mansion with pool, and moved in.

        More’s the pity.

        • Anonymous

          Yeah, at least Heidi changes it up now and then.

    • Anonymous

      She has Barbie boobs.

    • Terence Ng

      Worn it a thousand times before and better. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      I like her, but this is terrible.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. How? HOW?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      It’s not even about age — whether you’re 14 or 41, it’s just plain tacky to have a gyno skirt and a plunging-to-the-navel top and high heels. The whole look is cheap, in every sense of the word.

    • Joanna Schuth

      So terribly unflattering, fake, and DESPERATE. Out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      Forgot to vote with my comment: OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      If it weren’t shiny and the price of my car, I’d say it looks just like the tunic I throw on to check the mail.  That it’s OUT is a given.  Good lord woman, pull it together.

    • http://twitter.com/BryanInsurance Bryan Insurance

      This makes her look a little round and smacks of someone trying to hold on to her youth when she doesn’t need to.  Jen, dear, you are beautiful with a fab body…but you are 42 and this is sooo not your dress.

    • http://www.facebook.com/prettymuchalltheway Kat Schnepp

      please start a “Girl, This Is Not Your Dress” segment. please.

    • Anonymous

      OUT!
      This reeks of desperation.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Wow. Normally I am just bored with her. But this time not only is the dress boring, but it is ugly and unflattering.

      And I’ll bet she was tugging at that thing all night.

      Soooooooo OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Dear God.

      Enough pleading with her to kick her habit–girl needs an intervention. The cut of the dress somehow manages to make it look as if she has a gut. A gut!!!! She lacks the perkiness in the girls area required for a neckline that plunges that low. The proportions are all off; the dress is too short to support everything going on on top. And her hair. Mother of God. Her hair. For the love of God, send in the gays!

      Love the shoes.

    • Anonymous

      Show your boobs or your legs. One or the other. Not both. And no the sleeves covering the arms don’t count for points up top. OUT.

      • Anonymous

        Actually, don’t show either.

    • Anonymous

      The long sleeves seem gratuitous.

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      Out, the dress makes her look slouchy, and even though she is beautiful and in fantastic shape she is too old to be wearing such things.

    • Anonymous

      I’ll be the lone voice in the wilderness here…. I think she looks great and there is a whole lot of jealousy wafting about…….  Is it too short? Yes.  Is it too tight?  Yes.  Is it a dress a much younger woman can wear? Yes.  But guess what?  She can pull it off and she will always look better than the washed out, boring scarecrow that Brad ingraciously left her for.

      • Anonymous

        Jen-o-philes UNITE!  LOL!

    • Anonymous

      OUT. The combination of the too-low V and the dress’s waistlessness is making her look dumpy in that spidery way, with a little belly and tiny limbs.

    • http://profiles.google.com/claudiaberry Claudia Berry

      boring and boring.

    • Anonymous

      bad dress color. like the shoes. dress is too short, too tight, too low cut, too youthful, yep. and the streaky hair is so… eh. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Heather-McIlrath/673340132 Heather McIlrath

      homegirl needs a bra STAT!!! OUT!

      • Anonymous

        Fo sho.  Like a previous poster said, “long” + “cleavage” should not be in the same sentence (outside of National Geographic).

    • http://profiles.google.com/angelarosesarno angela rose sarno

      um, no. OUT.

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

      She’d look better if she was standing up straight. OUT. Also, she does look pregnant and I’m not saying that to be mean–this is what people who are early on in pregnancies look like.

    • Elena

      Out! Please just give it up.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  Boobs or Legs – not both!  (Love the shoes, though.)

    • Anonymous

      I didn’t know it was possible to make Jen look like she has a little belly. She doesn’t even have the excuse of youthful bad taste. We all know you’ve got a smokin’ bod Jen. But enough already.

    • Anonymous

      Good lord. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      O-U-T  OMG, this shocked me a little.  It’s lacking taste for a woman over 40.  She is a great looking woman, but this dress is just difficult to pull off at 25, let alone 42.  

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AYQCICXEN2CCDBFV5HED4Z2RUA Dee B

      OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      I don’t have a problem with the type of dress per se.

      I just don’t think this one works, mostly because the designer had to be on crack to think anyone would look good wearing a dress with a plunging neckline and a dolman sleeve.

    • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

      Out – show off one asset at a time deary!

    • Anonymous

      I will admit, I’m a Jen fan and don’t understand all the hostility that I know will be in evidence even before I read the post – and – I think she can totally rock the short-tight-plunging look because I don’t buy into this “age” thing, at least not for her, not yet – however – I really hate this dress and don’t think it would look good on anybody. So, ugly dress is an OUT. Jen is an IN – like her hair, makeup, shoes and other accessories.

      • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

        We don’t understand why Jen fans assume an OUT vote is evidence of “hostility.” We’ll NEVER understand that.

    • Anonymous

      What is she doing, stealing from the Kardashin closet?

    • Anonymous

      And she’s letting the hair grow back out. Looked better short Jen……hair, not the dress. You’re not 25 anymore.
      OUT.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      Gosh, that is an ugly dress and it makes her look ugly, at least from the neck down. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      The dress is too young for her, as is her hairstyle IMO. It makes me feel kind sorry for her, like she’s clinging desperately and a little cluelessly to a time that’s rapidly disappearing in the rearview mirror. Not that she looks old, or bad, but she no longer looks like she’s in her 20s or early 30s. I hope she gets with some stylists who can help her transition to looking like a glamorous woman instead of the fading memory of a glamorous girl.

    • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

      That’s my nightmare: walking on the red carpet and then realizing that I forgot to wear pants.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.

      she’s still super sexy, but this trying-too-hard business is for the birds.

    • Anonymous

      any side or profile shots of this outfit? i NEED to see this from the side, and as an over 50 woman, I would look askance at someone of my age wearing this, yo can be so sexy with out the hootchie mama thing going on

    • Anonymous

      This is wrong on so many levels.

    • Anonymous

      OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KEYJDIENR5MRK2NXJYKNOLWDFE Alexandria

      In. I am literally half her age and don’t have a body like that

    • http://tigergray.blogspot.com/ Tiger Gray

      OUT. I hate it. Too shiny, too short, soulless. That V is insane, not to mention hiddy. 

    • Anonymous

      All she needs is a cigarette and a bottle of cheap wine.

    • http://twitter.com/SondheimGeek Colleen Robinson

      It looks like an oversized V-neck sweater…except shiny. And, dare I say, it makes her look a bit pudgy.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. So cougar-like I’m surprised she’s not growing fur.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. But love the shoes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Maddy-Lucas/193300703 Maddy Lucas

      What’s going on here?  Is she pregnant?  If not then this dress is doing some strange things.

    • Anonymous

      Oooh…if she is not preggers, then this is definitely an OUT!  If she is preggers than Congrats! and Werq that maternity mini!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

      Among mortals…sure she looks amazing.  And, I’m sure in person it’s a total IN.  But someone said “Kardashian” – and that’s a good description.  And, like a few others have mentioned – this dress makes it look like she has a little poochy belly.  Maybe the baby rumors are finally true???

    • Anonymous

      She has a fantastic figure, but that dress is not doing it ANY favors.  OUT.  

    • Anonymous

      JLo wants her dress back, Jen.

    • Suitcase Gnome

      It just seems… off, somehow. It’s definitely someone else’s dress. Out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelsey-Albrecht/100001647200441 Kelsey Albrecht

      Outtttttt out so out

    • Anonymous

      She def as a “comfort zone” like Frau Seal: short, tight & shiny. But this is ill fitting & a fugly color. O-u-t

    • http://profiles.google.com/gillianholroyd gillian holroyd

      Shapeless.

    • Anonymous

      I think that in 40-50 years she will be rocking this look in the Masonic Home, making all of the old farts with their belts pulled up under their armpits wishing they had a little viagra mixed into their pudding cups.  It’s her go-to look as we all know and she should have it patented.  That being said, I don’t particularly care for this version of the Jen-i-skirt.  I think with the neckline and the fabric, it is bordering on the vulgar, so I’m voting OUT.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GQIN74TNNQROY5JFPOWWBGJWEM andy

      Terrible. She has a slammin body, and her waist is totally obscured/thickened by this stiff plastic sweater thing. Slutty AND dumpy simultaneously, which I thought to be impossible. OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

      In other words, Jen, you are MIDDLE AGED, and you look RIDICULOUS AND DESPERATE when you wear things that 20-year-olds would have to be kind of cheeky to get away with.

    • Anonymous

      Too desperate to be in. Therefore OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Jen, say no to the dress.  This may be a first for me as I am one of the Jen-o-philes.  I like women who have a personal style instead of being a living mannequin who some stylist drapes clothes on. But this dress isn’t flattering, even on Jen’s great bod.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

      Not only that, but just look how this dress is drawing the attention to her bulging belly. OUUUUT.

      • Anonymous

        Certainly not going to slow those baby rumors any.

    • http://www.facebook.com/chloe.stabler Chloe Stabler

      She seems to try to show off her body, but this just makes her look shapeless and like she belongs on a corner.  Please try to be just a little classy.  OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Jen, it’s not your fault.  This is no one’s dress.

    • Anonymous

      OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OQAEI5VIBLXN6YAONCDMUQVRBI Sydney Rose

      She looks like she just saw herself in a mirror and is laughing at how ridiculous she looks in that dress.

      Great legs though and her shoes are cute.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_63FW2Y5BWUARL7PJGWK54TUDGE Carrieanno

      In.  She seems to have fun with her clothes and why not?   I’m giving her a break and calling it a glitch with her pose.  I would sell my husband and kids (and maybe the dog) for those sandals. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      You have misconstrued her purpose here. She was just being efficient since she has an OB/GYN appointment after this. No pesky undressing needed! (lowercase out, sloppy/slobby).

    • Anonymous

      I do wish I looked that good.  I still think she’s OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Short, tight, shiny. I didn’t know she just terminated her contract with Disney tv. (Out)

    • margaret meyers

      That is NOT a nice dress — for anyone. 

      The problem really starts with the raglan sleeves joining the body below the breasts.  I suppose this was supposed to look loose and sexy in contrast to the tight fit across the hips and thighs, but instead it makes her excellent figure look slouchy and makes her
      look like she has a donuts-and-margaritas tummy.

    • Anonymous

      This dress makes a woman who puts a lot of time and energy into her appearance look shapeless and a bit desperate – so a total OUT for me. Additionally, when are her fans going to let the Brad thing go? It happened 6 years ago, move on people.

      a positive note – those shoes are fantastic and I think her makeup is quite nice.

    • Jessica Goldstein

      Yikes. I don’t like the dress on its own merits, and I hate what it’s doing to her chest (making it look droopy) and waist (making it look thick). This is the unkind parody version of Jennifer Aniston–or J Lo as others have said. OUT. 

    • Anonymous

      the whole thing smacks of desperation…OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OLSER5H3A6FPBAZOEIQIOBHAYM Elizabeth Rust

      OUT! The dress looks like it’s meant to be a tunic top over pants – for someone a size or two larger than Ms. Anniston… Shapeless and not-at-all flattering.

      -GoryDetails

    • Barbara Potter

      I love the lady, but this look – horrible!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000181791606 Valerie Little

      Can we at least get through Halloween before trotting out the glittery holiday looks?

    • Anonymous

      Too short, and shapeless.  Why? Out.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. Kinda sad; she can pull off disco. Maybe Jersey wife?

    • Lisa

      OUT.  It’s the same, boring beige neutral toned stuff.  Plus that dress makes her look like she has a tummy pooch.

    • Anonymous

      She can still work it.  And she gets mega bonus points for not wearing nude pumps.  In 5-10 years this dress won’t be for her, but she’s not that close to mutton dressed as lamb yet.  IN.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. And TLo, can you help explain Jenn on the cover of Elle this month??? Unzipped skirt with boxers under it…just don’t understand…

    • Anonymous

      To quote Heidi, “Boobs? Legs? Boobs? Legs?  I don’t know where to look!  One or the other, pick!”  OUT.

      • Anonymous

        I kinda like the shoes, though.  Except her poor toes – they are bent all up!  And what’s up with the toe ring?  I thought it was agreed that toe rings were no longer in style…

    • http://twitter.com/emiliohodoggio Emily H

      I like the shoes. But she looks big in this saggy dress.  OUT.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JSGAZPEESHQT47ATH55GNOHHBY Erin

      Shit, I *do* wish I looked that good.  If I did, though, I’d go for “chic” and not “desparate.”

    • Anonymous

      I wish I looked that good, you bitches!  But that is neither here nor there… boobs or legs, make a choice.  And it looks like she has a *OhJesusNo* a tummy…

    • Anonymous

      OUT. Aged hooker. That is all.

    • Anonymous

      This is the worst I ever saw her look.  I would die for her body, and this dress makes her look “gasp” FAT.

      Great legs but out.  I love the shoes and clutch.

    • Anonymous

      Out, I WISH I looked that good bitches. But for her, no. The length is OK, but the depth is not.
      But I have never been a Jen-o-phile.

    • Anonymous

      she’s behaving like Sharon Stone.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1214755227 Meira Niibori

      OUT.  She looks kind of schlumpy, at least, that’s the word that first came to mind even though I’m not sure it’s the right one.  Hair’s a bit ratty, dress is droopy & too-tight all at once, and she’s trying awfully hard to convince us she’s still got it (and she’d be happy to show it to us if that would make us believe her….).  

    • Anonymous

      OUT. This dress creates the illusion that she has the body of an elderly Sim. I can’t stand her, but there is no denying that girl is Fit. Unfortunately this just looks Desperate.

    • Anonymous

      NO, sweetie…

    • Anonymous

      The shoes are the only thing that is an in. Her hair which used to be her calling card, looks horrible too

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erica-Moon/1463257262 Erica Moon

      Desperate Cougar Look.

    • Jessica Parker

      I can’t even…OUT.

    • Joyce VG

      Love the shoes! In some of the pictures she looks pregnant which can either be good or bad for her.  She does keep herself in admirable shape.  IN. Cuz you know why not?

    • Anonymous

      Way too short for her. She looks a bit uncomfortable in it actually. OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_66KPZ36LMHMRQOX3HIJGHRNNUA MandyM

      Out. It looks like she raided Kim Kardashian’s Kloset.

      • Anonymous

        Yes it does. This might actually flatter Kim kardashian more (in a really trashy way of course).

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  Like the shoes, though.  It’s about all I *do* like, unfortunately.

    • Anonymous

      How can you be so harsh with her?  She’s clearly trying to be frugal in this tough economy.  She went through her closets and found this number from before she was a Friend. She’s just trying to save a little money.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Elizabeth-Poytinger-Baumer/1516981341 Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      OUT, she looks like it took no effort to put this on, and her hair sucks balls.

    • http://twitter.com/anibellee Lynsey M.

      OUT.  Yikes.

    • Chantelle James

      The sleeves on the dress make the proportions look even more off. She looks as though she just realized that she doesn’t have her 20-something body anymore and she’s fighting that knowledge. Either that or she forgot to wear pants. 

      OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Again, Jen? Yawn. (out)

    • Chantelle James

      You and me both. The dress looks bad on her and doesn’t suit her, but I don’t understand why saying that is interpreted as being hostile towards her.

    • Anonymous

      Is she going to continue to wear this sort of thing when she is in an retirement home? And, is it possible that she put it on backwards?

    • Anonymous

      OUT. It makes her look dumpy, and she’s clearly in good shape. Plus the color just does nothing for her.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Out.  Love the color and the shoes, but the cut of the dress is definitely not for her.

    • Anonymous

      This is one of those dresses that you just know is going to make all the rags start to scream “Jen is pregnant!!!”  Out.

    • Anonymous

      GOD, no.  OUT.

    • http://janeaustensworld.wordpress.com/ Vic

      Uggh. And I love Jen.

    • Anonymous

      Picture #2: “What, this old thing?  I only wear this when I don’t care how my boobs look”

    • Anonymous

      Also: OUT

    • http://michjeff-quiltersparadise.blogspot.com/ Michelle Young

      Totally out!

    • Sabina Kallstrom

      I’m not a huge fan of the dress… I love the shoes. But I’m not as offended by this look as many of you are. I think she looks good. 

    • Anonymous

      ajs;j;ijr;gb

      Oh, sorry, I nodded off for a minute.

      Also, why is everyone trying so hard to get her knocked up? Is it sooo hard to understand that we don’t. all. want. kids.?

    • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

      Out.  I look to celebrities for excitement and vicarious living… Jen is boring me right out of fantasy land.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      I agree. I adore her and she is lovely but this dress – this whole look – does nothing to play up her beauty. She’s on the train to skanky-ville.  I want to get her and SJP in a very expensive salon, give them each a couple of glasses of champagne and have an army of gays hold them down while a world class stylist gives them each a new look.

    • Anonymous

      It makes her look like a rectangle. Granted, a rectangle with great cleavage and great legs. She can do better. Out.

    • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

      Cry for attention or a Cry for help? Either way, it’s an Out.

      Ok, that was maybe a little more bitter than necessary. Still. The dress is just that bad.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      it’s a pretty dress but it would look way way better if it fit her.

    • Anonymous

      I agree that she’s maintaining admirably, but she must have an out from me for looking a skosh too desperate

    • Anonymous

      I wish it were about 10″ shorter and paired with cropped pants, because I love the color and fabric.  The plunge doesn’t look bad to me, but the fit around the waist and the length (not to mention the shoes) kill the look.

    • Anonymous

      What a waste of great shoes.

    • Judy_J

      OUT.  She reeks of desperation.

    • http://www.facebook.com/carrie.lindstedt Carrie Lindstedt

      out

    • Anonymous

      OUT.

      I would actually like it if it were floor length.  She’s 20 years  too old to rock that shorter than short cut without looking a bit . . . dare I say it?  Desparate.

    • Geno Boggiatto

      no no no no no no no

    • elzatelzabelz

      In- primarily because it is not black! Also, is she preggers? She’s so super tight & in shape everywhere. I don’t believe this dress was an accident or a sandwich-that is a purposeful way of getting the old rumor mill going.

    • Anonymous

      My husband, who thinks she is adorable and loves a great leg and a great boob, when showed this picture said, “Jesus, how old is she?  Should she even be wearing that?”  And that is all that needs to be said.

    • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

      She’s making that mistake that many people with nice bodies make- “oh, I have great (insert body part/s, in her case- tits and legs)- as long a those are on display, how could I be anything but In?” Out! 

    • Anonymous

      Well, I DO wish I looked that good, but that doesn’t save her from being OUT!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12432538 Nariman Celia Alkhatib

      its just sooo awkward on her.. maybe if she had hips.. idk 

    • Jessica O’Connell

      Yeah… Agreed. She’s got a gorgeous and an unfairly fantastic body, but this is all sorts of unflattering. OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/Wild_Horses__ Beth

      Don’t like the plunging neckline or the way the dress hangs so I don’t think I’d give her an IN if she were in her 20s. But she is in great shape.

      So…a combination of your choices: OUT, but I WISH I looked that good, you bitches. ;)

    • http://karensbooksandchocolate.blogspot.com/ Karenlibrarian

      If this is a tribute to women, why does she look so trampy?  How does that pay tribute to women’s accomplishments?  OUT.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      OUT. Awful. 

    • Anonymous

      Out. The plunging neckline and that tummy pooch (that I assume the dress is somehow giving her) are a deadly combination.

      Hair, face, and shoes are fab, though.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Nothing about the age-appropriateness… It just doesn’t look good on her. It’s doing something funky to her midsection, making her look that she has a boxy figure, which she doesn’t. It’s also too short, but that’s her M.O. But then all that *and* the cleavage? I kinda want to say that she needs a bra. And, is the hem lopsided? Or maybe the dress just doesn’t hang well.

      Sorry Jen. Way OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Ugh.  OUT.
       

    • Tim Wong

      IN…Its shiny…BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT A BATH TOWEL… it has sleeves…….. with Jen… baby steps….. IN… 

    • Anonymous

      You know, maybe if she had turned the dress around, and had a plain scoop neck in front and that deep V in the back, it might have looked a lot better!  As it is: OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Clearly the designer shopped at the same corner of Mood’s that PR Josh did for his cheap lurex statue of liberty fabric. Hiddy then, hiddy now.

      • Anonymous

        i thought the same thing!  looks like something josh would make.  love the shoes, though.  out.

    • Anonymous

      That’s SOME kind of bump.  Her?  She’s OUT.

    • Kyle Crawford

      hello…..elephant in the room ??  Is it just the reflection of the dress or is that a tiny tummy ??

    • Anonymous

      For me, it’s not even about the age appropriateness, but the fact that that is just one hell of an ugly and unflattering dress.  OUT.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

      That is unbelievably atrocious. It’s not sexy, it’s actually frumpy. She looks pregnant. Her boobs need support. The sleeves are too long. She looks absolutely terrible.  She is so OUT.

    • http://stitchingincircles.etsy.com Tina

      Fab and sexy! Innnn

    • Anonymous

      out- too blond too Diaz. She actually looks a little stumpy in it which is ridiculous consider the elements of the whole thing.

    • Anonymous

      Why is she wearing nothing but her boyfriend’s oddly glittery V-neck sweater? God, this doesn’t even fit. OUT. Although her feet look nice. I like the brown polish.

    • Anonymous

      Jen does have a bangin’ bod but this dress is doing it no favors. Very unflattering. And I must agree with TLo, plunging neckline and ultra-short is not the way to go. Sorry, Jen!

    • Joey Melliza

      she kinda looks like she’s infanticipating!  — love the shoes

    • Anonymous

      Am I the only one that thinks she looks super sexy? I agree… The hem is a little too short for a 42 year-old, but she looks damn good.

    • Anonymous

      Again with the TLo jealousy.  You are wrong wrong wrong.  She looks fit and gorgeous.

    • Anonymous

      Out – in the 1st picture it hangs on her like a short trampy potato sack.  Luv the shoes tho

    • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

      Her chin is several shades lighter than the rest of her body, it’s like she’s got the opposite of a 5 o’clock shadow, like a negative…what would you call that? 

    • Anonymous

      Seen it all before. OUT!

    • Anonymous

      Out. Out out out.  Not only is it too young for her regardless of her fabulous body but it’s just another version of the same damn dress (and same damn barely there sandals) she wears every god damn day.  

      Whew, I feel better now.

    • Anonymous

      OUT, it reeks of desperation.  “Look at me, I’m still young and hot”.  She could accentuate her awesome bod (use Helen, Queen of Fuckingfantastica as her guide) without looking like any number of the 20-something desperate manhunters in their short tiny and tight showing the boobs and legs ensembles I see any time I’m in a bar past 9 pm. 

    • Anonymous

      Is it the dress, or does she have belly? I noticed it in her her TV spot for the warriors in pink T-shirt too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1020498466 Tania Orlando Goldenstein

      Yawn…. so tired of it.  Besides, once your knees start going (and it’s inevitable, there is simply nothing exercise can do for it), you have no choice but to reconsider the length of your dresses.  OUT.  

    • http://twitter.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

      Out. It sags in weird ways around her waist and makes her middle look thick. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      OUT.  The shape or the lack thereof, is horrendous…this woman has a killer body…why does she dress is so horribly? 

    • http://toodles.yelp.com AWStevens

      I am NOT a Jen-o-file.  I am TEAM JOLIE forever and always.  Just sayin’…  Anyhooooooo, the dress looks like she’s trying to copy JLo’s famous plunging-neckline green dress from the waist up.  The waist down looks like she has a baby bump.  She’s 42 and Madonna had a kid at 43 (heck, my mum had ME at 41) so maybe?  Preggers or not, OUT…

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

      You don’t think there might be an issue when you can look at the picture of Jen and know there’s going to be an “age” thing before you’ve even read TLo’s post?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

      That was supposed to be in reply to crash1212. Not sure what I did wrong.

      Now watch me refresh and it show up under crash1212’s comment and this comment looks out of place. :)

    • Anonymous

      I actually think this dress makes her look (for her) a bit thick around the middle, and saggy.  

      And, for the love of all that is glittery and glorious, if there is one thing that JenAn is NOT, it’s thick and saggy.   It takes a miracle feat of engineering for a dress to do that much damage.

      OUT.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OYWH5NAGE3TS2MWXRAVBSWBSZA Brittany

      OUT – it feels very pop star-ish…but not actress o’ rom coms-ish. If she were a pop star in the same age range as her, I would be more accepting. But not for her.

    • Anonymous

      I like the color on her, but not that dress (it looks kind of trashy). I think her hair looks pretty, though, so much better than that flat straight look she always has. But, sigh, OUT.

    • Lauren Maier

      OUT.  It’s shapeless and shiny…maybe it would look better on Heidi?  

    • Anonymous

      Sigh. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Jesus, I didn’t even have to scroll down to your commentary before I mentally declared an OUT. 

    • Anonymous

      She went through heidi’s closet and pulled that out. Nothing new here, she always looks the same……. OUT

    • iCouture

      She is like a duller version of Heidi, with the short & shiny!!!!    OUT.  sick of it.

    • http://twitter.com/karenwalsh Karen Walsh

      Not flattering on her at all.  OUT

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

      One word for her:  DESPERATE. 

    • Anonymous

      Oh my. This is the same event that most everyone else did “ladies-who-lunch,” right? I don’t need to see JA’s breasts unsheathed at high noon.

    • http://profiles.google.com/hillaryschuster Hillary Schuster

      Who’s a Jen-o-phile?  She is the most boring celeb in Hollywood (well, maybe neck-in-neck with Reese Witherspoon).

    • Anonymous

      She did the impossible and made herself look chubby. OUT, discoball, OUT!

    • Anonymous

      How is it possible for her to do this to herself? The mind reels. Out!

    • http://profiles.google.com/jenna.thomasmckie Jenna Thomas-McKie

      Is this particular dress really in ANYONE’s wheelhouse?  Out.  OUT OUT OUT.  

    • Mary McClelland

      JEN IS TOO OLD FOR THESE LOOKS. I don’t care how “good” she looks, she is over 40 and it’s starting to look desperate. Call Demi Moore and learn how to class it up while still looking hot. I’m over her. And isn’t she supposed to be prego with twins or something?

      • Mary McClelland

        Oh, yeah she’s an out. For age inappropriateness and tacky. 

    • Anonymous

      she is so gd overrated. ugh.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      In.  She looks good, what can I say?  Just because she’s done it a million times before, doesn’t mean that it isn’t still good.

    • http://twitter.com/danielleRwest Danielle West

      Out.  That dress is downright unflattering.  And she appears to be one color from head to toe.

    • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

      As much as I love her, I’ve got to go with OUT.

    • Cathy S

      My first reaction was, “Oh my god, what the fuck are you wearing!” On repeated viewings, it hasn’t changed. She looks pregnant in the second photo too. Out.

    • Anonymous

      This. Was. A. Mistake.

      OUT.

    • Carey Cauthen

      I’m not sure how a metallic dress can be frumpy, but this is frumpy! Plus: bra. Buy one. Wear it.

    • Anonymous

      In other words, put it away.

      How did her hair get so long so fast? Extensions?
      I can’t remember when she cut it, but could it have grown that much?

    • Anonymous

      Are you kidding?

      OUT.

      I don’t know how a dress can be too big on a person and still show so much skin. This is awful.

    • http://foodandwinehedonist.wordpress.com/ thefoodandwinehedonist

      I just saw “Just Go With It” – I know, I shouldn’t admit that – and she looked fabulous in her bikini. But this dress makes her look like she has a baby bump or gunt…. Would a belt help?

    • Anonymous

      Usually I love Kaufman Franco.  This dress is gorgeous in theory but horrid on her.  Makes her look dumpy and thick, and come on: trytoohardmuch?  How about a more tasteful length if your gonna go boobalicious?  Pulling a Heidi ain’t working for Jen.

    • Jennifer Coleman

      I got suckered in once more by the thumbnail photo. Silly me, I thought the metallic low cut bodice might be not-so-bad with a just above the knee hem and slinky silhouette.
      But then I had to click trough and see the full picture hot mess.
      Oy, Jen. This is ridiculous. Way, way OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Ugh.  Out.  She has really nice legs, but all of that cleavage is not attractive.  Also dislike the stringy hair.

    • Anonymous

      Slut-tastic. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Slut-tastic. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      I’ve said it before and I will say it again – she is morphing into Goldie Hawn before our eyes.  TLO, please stage an intervention before the transformation is complete.  

    • Anonymous

      I’ve said it before and I will say it again – she is morphing into Goldie Hawn before our eyes.  TLO, please stage an intervention before the transformation is complete.  

    • Anonymous

      out.  It actually succeeds in making her look like she has a paunch.  Even though she doesn’t.  Not flattering.  But I want her shoes.

    • Anonymous

      Bland actress trying too hard.

    • Terri M

      OUT. She looks pregnant

    • Rachelle Neame

      Her boobs look surprisingly good, though.

    • Anonymous

      She needs to go far far away for a long long time. Why are you even talking about this (media) ho? 

    • Anonymous

      Jen’s closing in fast on 43.   I know she feels like she wants to enjoy her last fleeting moments as a hot sexy thing, but this “too short; too low” look is only making her look older and sadly desperate.  

      Also, did she and did nobody on her staff notice that the garment pulls across her hips and pools around her waist?   So we have poor fit and poor taste.

      Maybe if she were the kind of star who drew straight men to her movies, this look would be ok because men can overlook a lot if boobs and leg are showing, but her movies are chick flicks.   Surely she doesn’t want women to think of her as a sexy ho — especially not an old sexy ho.

    • Anonymous

      Orange Skin. Weird Boobs.  Poofy Stomach/Is She Pregnant Look.   OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT.

    • Anonymous

      It’s always the same and no matter how manipulative the visual trix the chin always wins. Always the same……always the same…..always the same.

    • Anonymous

      out.  if she was married, there would be speculation that she has a baby bump, the hang of that dress over her gut is… wrong.  on the plus side, at least she ain’t got uniboob.
      I do look THAT GOOD, btw.  on the inside.

    • Tatiana Luján

      That’s nobody- who- is- not- a- hooker’s dress