Oh Miss Emma. You’re going to make us wag our fingers at you again. And we just gave you a WERQ! shoutout the other day. Tsk.
Emma Stone attends the Giorgio Armani/Vanity Fair private dinner in Los Angeles, California in a Giorgio Armani dress.
Giorgio Armani Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Phenelope Wulff
We’ll start off saying nice things. For instance, that’s a really fantastic dress. Much better than the runway version with the unflattering extended hem. This short n’ sassy version suits you just fine and we love the colors.
Okay, that was the only nice thing we could come up with. Brace yourself, girl.
WHAT is UP with you ladies hitting the red carpet with such poor detailing lately? T Lo has HAD IT. You’ve got a killer Armani dress on and your hair looks like you slept on it! Your shoes look like something you’d wear to a management conference! THIS IS NOT A DRESS THAT CALLED OUT FOR NEUTRAL SHOES. Killer silver sandals! NOW! You heard us. Get right back in your limo, head home, and put on a pair of killer silver sandals. Oh, and say “Yes” the next time a jewelry company offers to shower you with merch. One cocktail ring with a strapless dress isn’t going to cut it, missy.
IN! Switch to decaf, bitches! She looks HAWT!
OUT! You tell her, T Lo! Hit her again!
Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s “Virgin/Whore” dress got an IN from the commentariat. BECAUSE SHE DID IT RIGHT, EMMA STONE.
[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images for Giorgio Armani, style.com]