Oh, Evan Rachel. You delicious creature. Do you get up in the morning and think to yourself, “Self? What can I do to make gay men worship me today?”
Evan Rachel Wood attends the premiere of “The Ides of March” in New York City in Gucci.
Gucci Fall 2011 Collection
Because this Carmen Sandiego drag seems tailor made to get us to shout a “WERQ!” in your direction. But we’re going to remain firm here. As much as we adore this for its outlandishness, it is just a skosh costumey, what with everything matching everything else. In other words, we adore your salute to Jessica Fletcher, The Early Years, but we can’t get 100% behind this as a fashion statement. You look a bit too much like a Sesame Street character for that.
But darling, don’t let that discourage you. You are well on your way to becoming the premiere drag queen of your generation if you keep this up and we encourage you to continue your work.
[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PR Photos, elle.com]