Cover Girl: Scarlett Johansson for S Moda Magazine

Posted on October 18, 2011

This picture of Scarlett is freaking us out a little.

 

Scarlett Johansson for S Moda MagazineScarlett Johansson featured in the October 2011 issue of S Moda in Dolce & Gabbana dress photographed by Alvaro Beamud Cortes.

 

It’s not that she’s doing the same pose and face that she always does; that’s not freaking us out. It’s just boring us a little. No, it’s the way her eyes seem to have migrated to opposite sides of her head.

Honey, show this picture to every makeup artist you ever employ and tell them NOT to highlight the inner corners of your eyes that way.

[Image Credit: fashiongonerogue.com]

 

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  • Jessica Wyatt

    She looks a little bit like that monster from Splice.

    • Anonymous

      Or a hammerhead shark.

      • Anonymous

        Yep, hammerhead shark.

    • loy phillips

      If she looks like a monster God help us all.  I think she looks gorgeous here.  Not that she is perfect but can I think I can overlook her imperfections.

      • Jessica Wyatt

        Yeah, but have you seen that movie? She looks like the monster from that movie. In her defense, it’s a hot monster. 

  • Anonymous

    She’s kind of Amanda Seyfried-ing in that pic.

    • Anonymous

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • Anonymous

      yuh-huh!

    • http://twitter.com/chocoholiccynic Ina Partosa

      My thoughts exactly.

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      Totally. She’s about to let her boobs predict the weather.

  • Anonymous

    Whoa, that’s strange!

  • Anonymous

    lol

  • Anonymous

    What did they do to her neck and chin?  She barely looks human in that picture.  WTF?

    • Anonymous

      Her neck looks like Gumby.  It’s got that strange lump on the side, and it’s about twice as long as normal.  Remove her hands from it and I think her head would topple over onto her shoulder.  Very weird.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

        Wow, they have made her neck twice the normal human size.

        • Anonymous

          Okay, if there’s a PhotoShop equivalent to Web Pages That Suck, this picture belongs in there for what they did to her neck alone – unless she’s auditioning for Elasti-Girl….

    • Anonymous

      OMG–that looks so weird.

  • yuju ti

    I can’t recognize her at all!  

  • Sobaika Mirza

    There needs to be some sort of moratorium on the use of PhotoShop. She looks demented.

  • MilaXX

    Between the makeup and the photoshop, she barley looks like herself. She looks like Amanda Seyfried.

    • Terence Ng

      Yes, she looks like that monster…Amanda Seyfried.

      (j/k, I love Amanda Seyfried.)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

    it looks like they took her eyes, nose, and mouth and put them onto someone else’s head.

  • Anonymous

    Eep! What did they do to that gorgeous, gorgeous woman?! She doesn’t look like that in any movie or picture I’ve seen of her. 

    Edit: and her NECK! Necks don’t bend that way. I’ve seen them add length to a model’s neck before without making her look like E.T. BAD Photo-shoppers, BAD.

    • Anonymous

      gah! You’re right!  I didn’t notice the neck before and now I can’t unsee it. This is creepier than the eyes which I can at least blame somewhat on the makeup.  She is stunningly beautiful woman.  Why on earth did they mess with her?  Bad PShoppers!! 

      • Anonymous

        Once it has been seen it cannot be unseen! 

  • Anonymous

    Wow, that really does look bizarre. And the way her hair is pulled away from her face on one side like that isn’t helping.

  • Anonymous

    First thing I thought when I saw the picture…why are her eyes on the side of her head?  Ans she’s airbrushed to the point of being a plastic doll-where’s her cheek freckle?

  • Anonymous

    Her wonky eyes don’t bother me as much as her elongated and twisted neck does…is that natural?  It’s getting so I don’t know the difference between real and altered anymore…

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    I don’t know, I kind of like it. I agree she should not appear this way anywhere else, but she is pretty overexposed and it seems like the choice to make her look a bit bizarre is not that surprising. I did recognize her, which is not always true of pics of her. I think it’s kind of cool that she looks like a snakewoman and is quoted with a prediction on the 2012 election!

  • Anonymous

    what in the sam hill is going on with her neck?  that is the most unnerving thing i have seen in a long time.

    • Anonymous

      God, YES. I think they just created another inch or so at the top and relocated her head up. It makes her look like she has the mumps or something.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    I saw a girl on the train into work this morning who looked like an oddly photoshopped version of Scarlett Johansson.  Is it not her on the cover of this?  

  • Anonymous

    Jessica Rabbit got a haircut

  • Anonymous

    Just in time for Halloween, I guess? She looks like she’s been shot through a fisheye lens or something. Now I have the heebie jeebies.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    Cover photos are almost always bad, but this is really terrible.

  • Anonymous

    I guess they gave her Wall-Eyed Pike eyes to go with the Dying Trout mouth.

  • Anonymous

    All I can see is the wonky neck! Creeeeepy! 

  • Jessica O’Connell

    Didn’t notice it til I read your comment but you’re right… it’s a little freaky. This is why I NEVER do liner on the inner corner of my eyes… The angle also makes her nose disappear… it’s like she’s Voldemort with hair… FREAKY!

    • Anonymous

      YES! I just saw your comment after I posted! That’s exactly it!

      • Anonymous

        Me too! Great minds, hey? ;-)

    • Anonymous

      YES! I just saw your comment after I posted! That’s exactly it!

  • Cathy S

    Eh. Underwhelmed.

  • Cathy S

    Eh. Underwhelmed.

  • Anonymous

    and beyond that, it looks like the photoshopper took all remnants of her nose away except the dark, cavernous nostrils, leaving them to peer down at us so we might glimpse sight of her brain. I do not like this picture at all.

  • Anonymous

    and beyond that, it looks like the photoshopper took all remnants of her nose away except the dark, cavernous nostrils, leaving them to peer down at us so we might glimpse sight of her brain. I do not like this picture at all.

  • Anonymous

    From the cover: “Queen of England: Fashion icon” really?????? :-) 

    • Anonymous

      I noticed that, too (and I was happy I was able to read most of the cover, despite not speaking Spanish) – but I assume they mean Elizabeth I.

      • Anonymous

        but what it says is “queen isabella of england, fashion icon.”  are they talking about isabella blow?

        • Anonymous

          I assume it’s a name translation as well, like how in English one would say “Philip II of Spain” and not “Felipe II”, since Isabel is the Spanish equivalent of Elizabeth, but I don’t know.

  • Anonymous

    She looks totally vapid here.

  • Anonymous

    Are noses now optional in the Kingdom of Photoshop?

  • Anonymous

    Her nose looks really weird too – like it’s a solid block, with the width of the bridge being the same as the width where her nostrils are.

    The winged eyeliner only makes her eyes look more spaced apart.

  • Anonymous

    She would also benefit from having the shadows around her nose returned from her. 

  • Anonymous

    Yeaaah, she looks quite goldfishy in this picture. And like she has no bones in her face.

  • Anonymous

    I’d like to trust that T Lo are right, that it’s the makeup, but I think it’s the light on the right side of her head (the left on the picture) or that some editorial gnome shaved off volume off that side of her head, that is the problem.  

    Or that she’s fish-eyed.  Is she fish-eyed?  I don’t want to have to research this, sheesh.

  • Anonymous

    She kind of looks like Taylor Swift here. Eww.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

      You’re right!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TH56FXRFTLCQNTN3JNFIYM7JPY Pattie knitter

    Can someone translate the quote about Obama?  Just curious and I don’t speak “foreign”.  Thanks.

    • Anonymous

      I think that it says something like “If young people vote, Obama will be re-elected.”

  • http://twitter.com/lightningvsbug Kallie Markle

    She makes a lovely Voldemort!

  • Anonymous

    Great lighting, love the tone, agree on the face.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like she needs Peter Griffin to be her eye-wrangler. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

    I plead with fashion editors to lay off the Photoshop. It’s making all actress/models look a) boringly homogenous, and b) freakishly non-human.

  • Anonymous

    Now we know what we have to look forward to in 20 years when she starts getting work done on her face.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if she freaked out when she saw the results!  She is so lovely, why oh why do the Photoshoppers think this looks good??  

    Also, I really hate the up the nostril shots.  Wasn’t there one the other day of Rhianna?  Hope it isn’t becoming a trend!

  • Anonymous

    lol

  • Anonymous

    I think her face looks amazing (the eyes don’t really bother me), but the photoshopping to her neck, upper arms, and waist is reprehensible.

  • Anonymous

    She looks like a flounder with a pair of wax lips.

  • Anonymous

    It’s the Sid from Ice Age look, the latest in makeup styling.

  • Anonymous

    Also, the way the lighting has reduced her nose to little more than nostrils kind of makes her look like Voldemort.

    • yuju ti

      Voldemort! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    This HAS to be photoshopped – her eyes are NOT like that in “real life”, no matter what makeup you put on her!  Freaks me out quite a bit, actually…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Rose-Gilbert/706705146 Amanda Rose Gilbert

    I thought this was Amanda Seyfreid at first…