Clive Owen for Vogue Spain

Posted on October 18, 2011

It’s the end of the day and we’d like to sing our lady kittens to sleep with some dream fodder. Lady kittens, have fun tonight dreaming that you’re traipsing all over Paris wearing gorgeous dresses and dripping with jewels while Clive Owen stares intently into your eyes and declares his undying love for you.

You’re welcome.

Clive Owen for Vogue Spain
Vogue Spain October 2011 Issue featuring Clive Owen and Toni Garrn photographed by Alexi Lubomirski.

Clive Owen for Vogue Spain

Clive Owen for Vogue Spain

Clive Owen for Vogue Spain

Clive Owen for Vogue Spain

Clive Owen for Vogue Spain

Clive Owen for Vogue Spain

 

[Image Credit: designscene.net, models.com]

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jennifer-Krumel/774655640 Jennifer Krumel

      …..I want to go there. And my first TLo Comments first? Woot! And Clive there is channeling some Bondian Sean Connery goodness. Especially in that black and white.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      UNFF.

    • Sara__B

      Reminds me of George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, only Stacy looks healthy and intelligent and this model does not.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-Dotson/100001476610342 Jessica Dotson

      It’s pretty funny how completely indifferent Clive Owen is towards the model.

      I love him so hard!

      • Anonymous

        Haw! He doesn’t even glance at her when she’s naked.

        • Joyce Martin

          Wait, there was a picture of her naked? Totally missed that. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Elizabeth-Poytinger-Baumer/1516981341 Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      I want to go to there with Clive please IN IN IN IN IN

    • Christine Marie

      I like how you just addressed the “Lady Kittens” when talking about the Clive Owen wet dreams. Oh please, you gays will be having them too. We’re all in this together, bitches

    • Suitcase Gnome

      Lovely, though I’m wondering if the model misplaced her eyebrows?

      • Anonymous

        Who’s looking at her eyebrows? Or her? ha

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Karen-Stephens-Bassett/1503492602 Karen Stephens Bassett

      Let’s all photoshop that model’s pictures out and put our pictures in.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000181791606 Valerie Little

      Did the photographer specifically ask that there be absolutely no chemistry between the two of them, or did it just happen that way?

      • Anonymous

        Could be because his daughter is 5 years younger than the model (and he’s no Charlie Sheen), so it probably just happen that way. Beautiful clothes and photos nevertheless!

      • Anonymous

        I’ll just go ahead with the “Only you can save me from this wretched and loveless marriage!” storyline for my fantasy.

      • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

        No kidding. In the 3rd pic (the B&W one) he looks fed up.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OLSER5H3A6FPBAZOEIQIOBHAYM Elizabeth Rust

      Lovely photos – they make me want to visit Paris again. [And also make me wish I had the body to rock that jeweled-mesh/chainmail dress from the cover photo!] But Owen has never done anything for me, drool-wise, so I’ll leave him to everyone else!

      -GoryDetails

    • Anonymous

      Oh he is hot to death……

      • Anonymous

        Clive’s been on my radar ever since I first saw him in “Gosford Park”….yum!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynne-Illis-Lewis/1668920318 Lynne Illis Lewis

      love the ankle bracelets?? in the naked shot

      • Anonymous

        Me too!  Or are they part of the shoe itself?  If so, even better!

    • http://www.kittenmasks.com/ kittenmasks

      Is this his subtle hint that he should be the next Bond?

      • Anonymous

        That was my thought exactly. I like Daniel Craig and all, but Clive Owen would be amazing.

        • Anonymous

          Amen to that.

      • Anonymous

        Supposedly he already turned it down once…it would take away from all the other movies he gets to be in if he were tied to the Bond franchise.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Owen would be the first man since Connery to bring the perfect blend of raw sexual magnetism and suave demeanor to the role.  I realize I’m probably annoying all the Daniel Craig fans by saying that.  Just one man’s opinion.

        • Anonymous

          I like Craig’s Bond for bringing something different to the franchise, but I agree Clive Owen would makle a brilliant 007. Can’t we all just get along?

        • Anonymous

          Timothy Dalton!

      • Anonymous

        First thing I thought when I saw the car shot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Valerie-Jones/1372486036 Valerie Jones

      Oh Clive!  But that girl is totally getting in the way.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      I was never particularly pro Mr Owen until I bumped into him at a screening during a Buster Keaton season at the City of London’s Barbican Art Centre.  Anyone who loves Buster is okay by me!  

      He was also bloody good in Spike Lee’s Inside Man with Denzel Washington.  Great movie!

    • Anonymous

      T-Lo, loving gay uncles though you may be, you are sooooo mean to tease us this way….

    • Anonymous

      He’s a handsome, dapper guy, but he isn’t doing it for me in these photos for some reason. Ah well, plenty of other dream fodder in the sea…

    • Anonymous

      hahaha, is that a Delorean? That’s awesome.

      • Anonymous

        Isn’t there a new Mercedes (or some other brand I can’t afford) that has gull wing doors?

        • Anonymous

          great, now I look like an idiot. I just got out of a 10 year relationship with a Hyundai and upgraded to a Toyota, so what do I know!? :)

    • Anonymous

      He is a lovely man, but I’m not feeling these photos. The girl looks like a prop and that is endlessly frustrating to see. 

      • Anonymous

        I’m with you. I especially hate pictures of this kind when the man is dressed and woman is undressed. It just feels demeaning. Though at least in this one he’s starting to undo his cufflinks. 

        • Anonymous

          I’m with you.  If the photographer’s aim was to make Clive look like a cad, job well done.  A turnoff.

    • Anonymous

      Want.

    • Anonymous

      Sorry for my team, but it doesn’t look like he’s into her at all. No eye contact ever. Who’s the boy he’s looking at really?

      • Anonymous

        He’s probably staring at his own reflection in the camera lens. 

    • Joyce VG

      Ohh TLo thank you.

    • Anonymous

      I think Clive is very sexy but he is about 30 years older than this girl and I think the combination looks ridic. On the cover she looks like his daughter

    • Anonymous

      They are both very attractive, but not together.  They do not look like a couple at all, but maybe that is what the photographer was going for.

    • Anonymous

      She needs eyebrows.  Strong eyes without eyebrows?  I am so tired of that swollen mouth look.

    • http://twitter.com/katielmck Katie McKinney

      Thank you!

    • http://profiles.google.com/gillianholroyd gillian holroyd

      uh uh. Been a fan since Croupier but he’s AWOL in these photos.

    • http://twitter.com/KGDebus Kimberley Debus

      Drool.

    • Anonymous

      Oh my Lord.  I feel like the people at the end of those KY commercials!  Clive is at the very top of my…well, never you mind what list he is at the top of! *blush*

      Anyway, I could look at him forever, and I love the way he’s playing to the camera (not that it doesn’t already love him).  It’s like he’s telling me with his eyes that he doesn’t give two craps for this perfect thing on his arm….he sees ME looking at him.

      Rawr.

    • Anonymous

      If you haven’t seen Clive in The Croupier, do yourself a favor and get a copy asap. Ay caramaba, muy caliente!!!!

      • Anonymous

        Yes, yes, yes!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Thank you.

    • Anonymous

      Thank you, thank you, thank you!

    • Anonymous

      Clive Owen is very pretty here, but I’m confused at how much the photos end up being about the model.

    • http://janeaustensworld.wordpress.com/ Vic

      Clive, will you?

    • http://twitter.com/vintagegoddess just julie

      Clive, stop looking at me like that…fans self….hhhnnngggghhhh

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=739505579 Amanda Aziyade

      Oh dear lord. It’s my birthday today and I can honestly say drooling over — I mean enjoying — this post is the absolute best part… sigh.

    • Anonymous

      This lady kitten says thank you very much.  Clive looks bored to tears and he’s still far more interesting to look at than the model.  

    • Anonymous

      He is either photoshopped to death or has had some work done on his face. something looks off.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      I will do exactly as you say. And exactly what Clive says if given half a chance.
      Nighty-night TLo and sweet dreams. I know mine will be thanks to this lovely post.

    • Anonymous

      I thank you T & Lo. Just look at that cover shot. *sigh*

    • Anonymous

      Clive is my # fellow ever since “Gosford Park,” but alas, he is not the best model I’ve ever seen. And why did they art direct him to look bored and preoccupied? He’s with a very, very hot female in various stages of undress. He should look a bit more excited, you know?

    • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

      I’m really sick of transparent eyebrows.  

    • http://twitter.com/TMamBo Therese Bohn

      Thank You Thank You! I shall sleep well tonight!  Love the leopard print on the boat. Now if I could just lose @ 30lbs and get my husband to dress up like Clive Owen!  And I want to be on the veranda looking over Paris too! (swoon!)

    • http://twitter.com/asphaltandbrie Andrea Arthur

      Thank you!

    • Anonymous

      Yet he’s not really staring intently in her eyes in any of the pictures.  He looks a bit bored, like he’staring off the page looking at me… imagining being naked…in my bed…just saying…

    • Anonymous

      Thanks guys!  You know I didn’t even notice that the model was nearly naked in that third picture until someone here mentioned it.  Too busy looking at Clive. Buenos noches all!

    • Anonymous

      Not loving it. I prefer Jon Hamm in the “bored with a hot lady” role– he has a more mysterious bored expression than Mr. Owen here. She, however, is kinda fierce and is kinda stealing the spotlight in my eyes– except for in the last picture. 

    • Jessica O’Connell

      Oh TLo, you’re too good to us. :-)

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Is it just me, or does it look like Clive’s head is photoshopped onto the body in the second-to-last photo?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=25500124 Eric Jacobs

      What is that dress the female model is wearing in the black and white photo??  That looks divine, and I want to see it in color!

    • Anonymous

      Okay, in the third photo (not including cover) the model looks seriously…dead.  It’s creeping me out.

    • http://twitter.com/yankeefoxtrot Alex McGeagh

      There’s a girl model in the photos? Huh. I didn’t notice. 

    • Anonymous

      YUMMY

    • Anonymous

      Nnnngh.

    • Anonymous

      I’ll be in my bunk.

    • MilaXX

      *sigh*
      So pretty.

    • Anonymous

      At no point in this editorial does he gaze intently into her eyes. WE WUZ ROBBED I SAY.

      JK. Gorge. Yum.

    • Anonymous

      As a red-blooded American gay male, I can say with certainty that he does nothing for me, which is odd because he hits all my likes: dark hair, light eyes, British, etc.

    • Anonymous

      I hate to say it, but he’s looking a bit tired and bloated here.  Still, tired and bloated Clive is better than most of the men out there, so I’ll take it.

      • Anonymous

        I agree. Everyone seems to be so crazy about this layout but I’ve seen him looking WAY better. He looks mushy and puffy and average in the 4th shot. True, even bloated, he’s better than most, but this is not his best look.

    • Anonymous

      You know, I’m not even entirely convinced they were both shot at the same time. There’s no interaction and any one of those images could be a photoshop paste. There’s only three where they’re touching rather than overlapping. Two look like contenders for a head paste (especially as 6’2″ Owen looks a bit short even next to a tall model in heels) and in the other, the one that makes me suspicious, he has his back turned. Now, do you really have a well known actor in a shoot and photograph the back of his head?

      They all just look a bit odd to me, so I’m calling foul play :)

      I don’t even like him that much LOL! gorgeous man, but a wooden actor. He’s fine in roles where he can be brooding so he doesn’t have to do much!

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Whatever “It” is, Clive Owen has it.

    • Anonymous

      …nice warm bed right here.

    • http://profiles.google.com/amndad amanda lynn

      …was there a woman in these photos?  i didn’t notice.

    • Anonymous

      Well, wish I’d seen this before I went to bed last night. Then perhaps I could have dreamed about these clothes and Clive Owen instead of dreaming about my toddler getting into multiple accidents involving much blood and screaming. I woke up very anxious and tired.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

      I love me some Daniel Craig, but looking at these pictures makes me feel like Clive Owen was ROBBED of being James Bond.

      • Anonymous

        The one in the car got me thinking the exact same thing!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

      I love me some Daniel Craig, but looking at these pictures makes me feel like Clive Owen was ROBBED of being James Bond.

    • Anonymous

      Why do I get the feeling he’s going to look a lot like Bill Murray in a few years?

    • Anonymous

      *Sigh*

    • Anonymous

      He does nothing for me, but I’ll take the part about Paris and the dresses and the jewels, yes please.

    • Anonymous

      Not my type. At all. But I would hang with him if I could be in Paris.

      Edited: just noticed TheOriginalLulu’s post. Great Lulu’s think alike! (My middle name is Lu.)

    • Anonymous

      He exudes all the sparkling personality of a plank of wood. I say meh.

    • Anonymous

      He exudes all the sparkling personality of a plank of wood. I say meh.

    • Anonymous

      God he’s fine.  I just want to blow up one of those pics of him and make it a poster.

    • irielle

      I love how he’s ignoring the model. It makes it seem as if he’s pining for someone else. Didn’t like the black & white photo (it didn’t really look like him), but the rest are wonderful fantasy triggers.

    • http://www.facebook.com/shawn.eric.hill Shawn Hill

      I love that’s he’s a watch leftie. And that he’s still auditioning for James Bond, should Daniel Craig fall ill.

    • Anonymous

      I love him

    • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com skadi1

      I really hope that Clive dates women who are much less vapid than this one seems to be.  He’s lovely, but this is not the best photo shoot ever.  TPTB chose some very odd expressions/poses.  The third picture is my favorite.  I didn’t even notice the woman the first time I looked at it.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sntierney Shannon Tierney

      Could someone please ask the annoying woman to get out of the way?  I need to see more of my boyfriend.
      Seriously, Clive is #1 on my List. I think even my fiance agrees.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3UPJ4CMNMLCFXYESHODJ47MPYA Bloggablegirl

      My first comment ever just to let you know… you really know what this lady  kitten needs in order to sleep like an angel! Merci beaucoup TLO…I’ll be enjoying my Owen/Paris fantasy as soon as I close my eyes…

    • Anonymous

      Meh.  This looks really 007.  The girl looks insipid.  And the naked girl, clothed man photo – even though I’m not an Angry Feminist, it is sort of a tired and mildly offensive photo composition.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jennifer-Lynn-Wood/583092476 Jennifer Lynn Wood

      Hmmm, he’s not looking the model in the eyes in any of the photos. He must be dreaming of me. Sigh.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

      Am I allowed to have eyebrows in this delicious fantasy? I know it’s all Elizabethan-chic not to have hair on the ridges above one’s eyes, but I’m fond of mine. Will Mr. Owens reject me for flaunting fashion’s dictates in re. my brows? Now I has a sad.