Darlings, as Fashion Week winds down to a close, it’s time to leave the real world of fashion behind and indulge a little in the slightly trashy reality TV version of it.
SOS Rooftop Lounge & Bar, Bali
And after the exhausting week we’ve head, we’re read to imaginary-fly off to Bali and drink imaginary drinks with our Bitter Kittens in a fabulous bar.
Malin Ackerman is the guest judge this week and that is NOT a very flattering picture of her. We saw her several times in the tents this week and she’s tall, willowy, and stunning in person.
It’s getting down to the wire, kittens. Not much “runway chaff” to choose from anymore. Expect the competition to get even more fierce (and not in the “fabulous” sense of the word) and the contestants to get even more bitchy with each other. More meltdowns are coming; count on it.
The Duchess has gone from “bitchy, witty queen” to “senile uncle at Thanksgiving,” hasn’t he? And yes, it’s the so-called “real woman” challenge, which means all of these idiots are going to say highly offensive things on camera about women who have the audacity to not be a size 2. How much do you want to bet that Bert and Kimberley will be the only ones who don’t freak out over dressing women who aren’t models?
Here’s our Question of the Week (post-Fashion Week edition) to start things off: If you could see one famous designer’s (living or dead) runway show in person, whose would it be?