Darlings, you better order a drink right now because we have something very upsetting to tell you.
Twenty Five Lusk bar and restaurant in San Francisco, CA
And what better place to hear potentially devastating news, yes? Very soothing. All that wood will soak up the inevitable tears.
Yaddayaddayadda… actress Rose Byrne and designer Rachel Roy… blahblahblah. The point is, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROJECT RUNWAY HISTORY your beloved T Lo will not be able to watch the show tonight nor will we be able to give you a timely recap in the morning.
There, there. Let it all out.
We’ve got a couple fabulous Fashion’s Night Out events to go to tonight (don’t forget to check our twitter for the deets). Although we could be back in our hotel room in time to catch the episode, the fact of the matter is, New York doesn’t have a HD Lifetime channel and our hotel room TV only has HD channels. We might be able to download the iTunes version when it becomes available in the morning, but first thing in the morning, we’re off to Lincoln Center to see the Project Runway finale collections. So you can see our dilemma here.
We call upon all Bitter Kittens, Precious Unborn Fawns, and Minions to liveblog the SHIT out of this episode for us just so we have some idea what’s going on. We’ll be checking in on the comments all night.
Uhhh… is it us or did that preview tell you practically nothing about the episode? It’s like Generic Project Runway Preview #452. And Duchess, please. You’ve become a bit too aware of your reputation for saying bitchy things while at the same time seemingly running out of truly funny bitchy things to say. “A hooker convention coming home after a long night” doesn’t even make sense. Then again, neither did “disco pumpkin.”
Have fun, darlings! We’ll put up a post in the morning where you guys can all vent about the horribleness or wonderfulness of the episode, as well as to discuss the tweets that’ll be coming your way from us from inside the tent, running down all 500 collections from the remaining designers. Be good! Mummy wanted you, sweetie!