In or Out: Sarah Jessica Parker in Stella McCartney

Posted on September 23, 2011

During Fashion Week, we skipped most of the Fashion’s Night Out events because the streets were insane and you were lucky to get a cab in under 45 minutes of frantic arm-waving, but we did make it to the Oscar de la Renta store to watch him sing with a mariachi band. Sarah Jessica showed up to lend her support and star power and we briefly wondered, as she hugged Oscar and posed for pictures, if it would be harder for us to rag on her style choices now that we’ve seen her as a living, breathing person and not just an image.

Then we saw these pictures.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Stella McCartneySarah Jessica Parker attends the 2011 New York City Ballet Fall Gala at the David Koch Theatre at Lincoln Center in NYC in a Stella McCartney dress.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Stella McCartney

Sarah Jessica Parker in Stella McCartney

Sarah Jessica Parker in Stella McCartney

Nope. Not a problem. Sarah Jessica? You’re too old for this dress. Kiss-kiss, chin-chin, darling. Hope to see you again soon.

Vote Now!
IN! That’s AGEIST, TLO!

OUT! Has she no gays?

Voting on Dianna Agron’s version of puritan chic is still open.

[Photo Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images]

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  • Anonymous

    My Grandma wants her feet back.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      I think it has more to do with her ballet background – mine aren’t AS painful to the eye, but they aren’t pretty either.

      • bpayne

        I don’t think you can blame it on ballet- look at her hands, they are on the same par as the feet.

      • bpayne

        I don’t think you can blame it on ballet- look at her hands, they are on the same par as the feet.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      So does that mean your grandma wears stilettos? Because I’d hate to see TLo start slapping people with rulers again for snarking about people’s looks…

      • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

        I was just thinking it was about time for TLo to start busting the ruler out.  Rule #1 of the commentariat: no disparaging comments regarding people’s body parts.

      • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

        I was just thinking it was about time for TLo to start busting the ruler out.  Rule #1 of the commentariat: no disparaging comments regarding people’s body parts.

  • Anonymous

    My Grandma wants her feet back.

  • Anonymous

    My Grandma wants her feet back.

  • Anonymous

    My Grandma wants her feet back.

  • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

    No, can’t agree. I think it’s gorgeous! IN

  • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

    No, can’t agree. I think it’s gorgeous! IN

  • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

    No, can’t agree. I think it’s gorgeous! IN

    • parissweetheart

      It reminds me of the wedding dress Lauren Bacall wears in How to Marry a Millionaire.
      It’s pretty. Though what is the shiny thing going towards her neck? Invisible straps? 

      • Anonymous

        it might be a longer necklace that is tucked in to the dress, something she’s keeping private like a religious medallion, good luck charm, something her child made, a voodoo talisman, who knows?

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/dLUE.9h6zdoHMLprP6AQrSQpKt0CZys-#e58b4 tom

    Oh, God why her again; the most overexposed non-celebrity; or yeah, she was on some TV show.  Anyway she should be arrested for stealing my mother’s lace tablecloth; Mom doesn’t even know it missing yet because it’s not Thanksgiving.

  • http://profiles.google.com/laurenjeanstm Lauren St Martin

    Out. Her poor feet!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OYMPLGS7S7467GQMKEWJDJ3N4A Deb

    I’m going home and check my linen closet – I’m sure that’s my grandmother’s Irish lace tablecloth.

    • Anonymous

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • Anonymous

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • Anonymous

      So it’s not just me – I look at that whole ensemble and I can smell my grandmother’s house.

    • Anonymous

      i love irish lace, and i even love dresses made of irish lace, most of the time.  but this looks like a risque dress made for wilma to wear to the nightclub in bedrock.  and the hair is just scary.  love the necklace but her feet look like they’re screaming to get out of those shoes.  i think the giant zipper teeth on the bag are an attempt to look edgy.  not working for you, dear.  but love your gardenia, another way to smell like my grandma’s house.
      OUT.

    • LocMama

      Ehzackily!  OUT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    OUT. What you said. And I really wish she’d lose the constant heavy black eyeliner.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    OUT. What you said. And I really wish she’d lose the constant heavy black eyeliner.

    • Anonymous

      And everything that you said.

      • Anonymous

        ditto

  • Anonymous

    OUT. With the asymmetrical hemline and asymmetrical neckline, it literally looks like she took a round lace tablecloth and wrapped it around herself. Hell, without seeing the back of the dress, I can’t entirely be sure she didn’t do just that.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. With the asymmetrical hemline and asymmetrical neckline, it literally looks like she took a round lace tablecloth and wrapped it around herself. Hell, without seeing the back of the dress, I can’t entirely be sure she didn’t do just that.

  • Anonymous

    Uber OUT! There is an end table missing its tablecloth. That is exactly how much cloth was used to make a dress that is short for someone her age.

    • Anonymous

      My thought was that this was the product of a PR tablecloth challenge.

  • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

    Beautiful dress!  If it were a smidge longer (or just lower the one side to be even with the other) I think it would be an in.  As it is?  OUT.  (But just a borderline “out.”  It’s right on the cusp.)

    • Anonymous

      I totally agree with you, except I come down on the side of IN.  Just barely.

    • Anonymous

      I totally agree with you, except I come down on the side of IN.  Just barely.

    • Anonymous

      I agree. Out for SJP and also out for Stella McCartney as the designer of this dress. Seems like a project runway aufing

  • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

    Beautiful dress!  If it were a smidge longer (or just lower the one side to be even with the other) I think it would be an in.  As it is?  OUT.  (But just a borderline “out.”  It’s right on the cusp.)

  • Anonymous

    Too old and yet too young. It’s the rare and special dress that can be both aging and too youthful in the same garment.  Let’s just say no and move on.  Also, yeah, as feet age, you really need to stop exposing them like that, especially if you’re on the lean and boney side of the build spectrum.  Her feet look 20 years older than the rest of her.

  • Anonymous

    Too old and yet too young. It’s the rare and special dress that can be both aging and too youthful in the same garment.  Let’s just say no and move on.  Also, yeah, as feet age, you really need to stop exposing them like that, especially if you’re on the lean and boney side of the build spectrum.  Her feet look 20 years older than the rest of her.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      Oh, of course, as you age, you should absolutely cover every part of you that reflects aging. Ultimately, over 60, I recommend a burka.
       

    • Anonymous

      Her feet make me shudder. This dress/those shoes/THAT HAIR are so aging. And no, TLo, she obviously has no gays. They have forsaken her in her hour of need.

    • Anonymous

      You’re spot on! OUT!

  • Anonymous

    I’m already tired of the doily jokes before I’ve even started.

  • Anonymous

    No she isn’t! She looks lovely! IN!

  • Anonymous

    No she isn’t! She looks lovely! IN!

  • http://profiles.google.com/amndad amanda lynn

    ageist.  in.

  • http://profiles.google.com/amndad amanda lynn

    ageist.  in.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      I’m inclined to give it an “in” for the same reason–that particular strain around her makes me a bit crazed.  Wear what you like at whatever age you feel like wearing it.

      But I can’t get past the “Grandma’s tablecloth” thing.

      • Anonymous

        I don’t think it’s an age issue at all.

        It’s an emaciation/Pilates abuse issue, coupled with a heavy eyeliner hand that create the sinister contrast between soft, romantic lace and sinewy, veiny flesh, accessorized by the Fright Night eye makeup. /shudder

        Better to have saved this effect for Halloween.

  • Meredith Blixt

    OUT. I’m speechless beyond that.

  • Meredith Blixt

    OUT. I’m speechless beyond that.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Out.   And I am echoing a previous comment and saying that she needs to stop with the eyeliner on the lower lid.  She would look so much less severe.   And she needs to be introduced to the bootie.  Her feet in those shoes just look tragic. 

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Out.   And I am echoing a previous comment and saying that she needs to stop with the eyeliner on the lower lid.  She would look so much less severe.   And she needs to be introduced to the bootie.  Her feet in those shoes just look tragic. 

  • Anonymous

    Horrible. Bridal tablecloth cut too small, and her purse looks like she made it herself. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Horrible. Bridal tablecloth cut too small, and her purse looks like she made it herself. OUT.

  • Jessica Goldstein

    This is a dress for a star in her 20s. Maybe early thirties. Not in her forties at all. I don’t think you are being ageist at all! Ageism is when you suggest all stars over 35 or so should wear mu-mus or (better yet) disappear.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think this is a dress that should be worn by anyone, regardless of their age.

      • Anonymous

        Perhaps a spunky young Southern gal whose plantation has been ravaged by the war could pull it off?

        • Anonymous

          A gal named O’Hara would surely have some lace curtains hanging around…..

  • Sara__B

    Cougar mother-of-the-bride, desperately hoping to land husband # 7. Too old and too young all at the same time.

    • Anonymous

      And she can recycle the  dress for the wedding to husband #7 , maybe in a Vegas drive through wedding chapel.  Not sure this would work on anyone. Out.

    • Anonymous

      And she can recycle the  dress for the wedding to husband #7 , maybe in a Vegas drive through wedding chapel.  Not sure this would work on anyone. Out.

    • Anonymous

      Nailed it.
       

    • Anonymous

      Nailed it.
       

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    IN. I think she looks fabulous. I rarely like anything by Stella McCartney, but this is chic. I fully acknowledge that it’s possible to dress too young or too old, and that’s a valid criticism of an outfit, but I don’t think she’s doing that here.

    OTOH, fuck anyone who makes fun of the fact that SJP is a human who has dared to age past 25 and has hands and feet that reflect that.

  • Anonymous

    This dress looks like a doily.

  • Judy_J

    The only thing I like about this is the gardenia corsage, and that’s because I love gardenias.  That tablecloth dress is too short, and my god….those veiny feet!  THAT is one of the reasons nylons (as they were once called) should be worn unless the shoe is open-toed.  A multitude of sins can be obscured by well-fitting hosiery.

  • Anonymous

    Jersey Shore Bride of Sitchenstein  OUT

  • Anonymous

    OUT – From flyaways in her hair to her poor screaming feet.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Huh. I’m no SJP supporter, but this her least objectionable look this season.  Fashion victim, as always, (that flower, ugh) but I’ll give her a pass this time.

    (She’ll never give up the eyeliner, I don’t even hope anymore.)

  • Anonymous

    Oof,that’s just awful – did just grab some table lace and wrap it around her as she was running out the door and sticking bobbie pins in her hair? OUT!

  • Anonymous

    I do like the bag.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1414091387 Florrie Brafman

    Out.

  • Anonymous

    1. You’re right she’s too old, and yet there’s something dowagery about it. White lace & corsage, I guess.

    2. Please, TLo, no more Wilmas, please!!!

    • Anonymous

      I think that the hair askew also adds to the “deranged old auntie” effect.

    • Anonymous

      I think that the hair askew also adds to the “deranged old auntie” effect.

  • Anonymous

    Was there some huge wave of humidity in NYC? Why does her hair look like she just went running?
    OUT. 

    • Anonymous

      I’m sure your question is rhetorical, but yes, the east coast, in particular everything between NYC and Washington DC, has had uncommon quantities of rain for the past six weeks. It’s in danger of turning into the Pacific northwest.

  • Anonymous

    SO OUT. And you can call me an old lady, yet, what ever happened to hosiery? It finishes a look and that look needs some finishing.

  • Anonymous

    Definitely out. I do love the fit on her, but it’s too short and I hate the lace.

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    The dress is too old for her. It was on the dining-room table before she was born. In Liverpool, maybe?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    OUT.  Further proof that it was Carrie Bradshaw who was the fashion icon, SJP was just lucky enough to get to play her.

  • Anonymous

    Hem too short = dress too young. Out.

  • Terence Ng

    Actually, after seeing that shoulder part, I would say that it’s too old for her. Seriously, if that was continuing to the other shoulder, I’d expect her to be running the luncheon for the Stepford chapter of the AARP. And that hair…

    If it was just a strapless mini, she would have looked great. No comment on her feet except that girl can’t help it. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT!
    And seriously A CORSAGE?  It’s a gardenia, and I’m sure it smells lovely.  But the dress takes on grandmother’s-doilies-underneath-the-depression-glass-in-the-parlor qualities with that thing on it. 

    • Anonymous

      It does take it even further into grandma territory. Not good.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LCM5POTSHO74MUOQO6IAV4YUBE Jessica

    OUT.

    I actually gasped out loud (at work!) when I saw her feet.
    Yeeeeesh.

  • Anonymous

    The hem is asymmetrical along with the over-the-shoulder-top and that’s bugging me. But there is nothing to the dress besides the lace… It’s pretty but needs more design. barely out.

  • Alyssa Stanfield

    OUT! Way to twee for her.

  • Anonymous

    I think she looks good except for the hem

  • Anonymous

    OK, darling, my granma’s crochet is much better than that cheap lace. Just give me a call and I’ll get you in touch with her.

  • Sobaika Mirza

    Aw, I think she looks okay actually. It’s just too short and a tad bit over-accessorized. But it’s not bad.

  • Beth G

    Um…. out I guess but less out than she usually is…

    I agree about the eyeliner.

    And the feet… not that she can do much about the feet but wow… them dogs is old.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jahna.peloquin Jahna Peloquin

    OUT. Looks like a slutty bride.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UCLO5V2YD36T7QMPKOC7YXPOFU Erica

    OUT on the dress.  But her face looks quite pretty (and yes, I know she uses dark eyeliner, but still), and I like the softer hair on her.  SO close.

  • Anonymous

    sorry girl but that is an OUT

  • Anonymous

    are you kidding? IN! I think she looks gorgeous (despite the flower) and I love her shoes and bag.

  • Anonymous

    She’s my kissin’ cousin and I’m very, very fond of her, but yikes, she looks swaddled in a tablecloth that we’ve used for Thanksgiving dinners.  And a lopsided swaddle at that.

  • Anonymous

    IN.  Stop with the too old crap.  Girls arms look fab and she finally did something with her hair and her makeup isn’t as horrible as usual.  This dress is totally age appropriate for her.

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm. Lose the corsage, pair it with some different shoes, add a few inches on to the hem, put the dress in a different color, and it’s an in.

    But that’s probably too many changes to really be considered an in, so I’m going with OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT, no explanation required.

  • Julie Clark

    I’ve never posted before, but when I saw your vehement critique, I decided I MUST speak; This dress is great! Although she’s too old to be wearing a LOT of things, most stars are, and yet, get away with it. Even though SJP is 46 and Heidi Klum is 38, I find that specific ‘age’ critique arbitrary. IN.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

    I think she could have pulled it off if she hadn’t gone with such aging (bad) hair and makeup.  OUT.

  • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

    Out. I don’t think that dress would be great on anyone. She does have a rocking bod, though!

  • Anonymous

    If the dress had an even hem, wasn’t a Wilma, and didn’t have that mother of the bride corsage stuck on it, I would like it. I have to give it an OUT in its current incarnation.

  • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

    TLO, you gotta base an OUT on something more than age. There’s plenty of reasons this doesn’t work, and age has little to do with it.

  • Anonymous

    I kinda think she’s werqin it.

    • Anonymous

      I think she “thinks” she’s werquin it.

    • Anonymous

      I think she “thinks” she’s werquin it.

  • Anonymous

    Out. 

  • Anonymous

    Sweet Jesus on a triscuit. oh honey. grab someone’s coat and go home. quickly. no no no no no. oh, and brush your hair before you go out.

  • Anonymous

    Out–not because it’s too young for her but because it is a badly designed dress in a bridal fabric.  Perhaps well-suited to a quicky wedding in Vegas if you’re a fan of Jersey Shore.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  Granny’s tablecloth plus cleaning-the-toilet frizzy hair.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  Granny’s tablecloth plus cleaning-the-toilet frizzy hair.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. It’s the corsage that tips it over the edge for me. And I agree with others below. Nothing to do with age. In fact, it’s rather matronly, in a slutty sort of way. 

  • Anonymous

    OUT. It’s the corsage that tips it over the edge for me. And I agree with others below. Nothing to do with age. In fact, it’s rather matronly, in a slutty sort of way. 

  • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

    Lace doilies are not the aging woman’s friend. OUT

  • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

    Lace doilies are not the aging woman’s friend. OUT

  • http://profiles.google.com/alison.sigman Alison Sigman

    OUT! She’s too old for that shit! (Although I cannot picture anyone in their right mind wearing it, but a lot of people proven their in their wrong when on the redcarpet.)

  • http://profiles.google.com/alison.sigman Alison Sigman

    OUT! She’s too old for that shit! (Although I cannot picture anyone in their right mind wearing it, but a lot of people proven their in their wrong when on the redcarpet.)

  • Anonymous

    I don’t hate this look, but this is for a younger woman like Blake Lively. Out, Sarah. 

  • Anonymous

    I don’t hate this look, but this is for a younger woman like Blake Lively. Out, Sarah. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Yes, Out and where the hell are her gays? If ANYONE has gays, SJP does.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Yes, Out and where the hell are her gays? If ANYONE has gays, SJP does.

  • Anonymous

    What furry woodland creature made a nest in her hair?

  • nancy

    Well, I can’t say anything about her feet- I have veiney legs and can’t wear shorts or short skirts anymore. Boots/booties are your friend. Nothing wrong with that, it happens. But that’s definitely not her dress. The severe hair and eyeliner are not helping, either.  

  • nancy

    Well, I can’t say anything about her feet- I have veiney legs and can’t wear shorts or short skirts anymore. Boots/booties are your friend. Nothing wrong with that, it happens. But that’s definitely not her dress. The severe hair and eyeliner are not helping, either.  

  • Anonymous

    That would be an OUT SJP.  And by the way, I’ve been looking for my grandma’s table cloth and all this time SJP had it.

  • Anonymous

    That would be an OUT SJP.  And by the way, I’ve been looking for my grandma’s table cloth and all this time SJP had it.

  • Anonymous

    Aw hell no.

  • Anonymous

    Out. It’s too short. If it was floor length or even calf length – or hell, even knee length – I would like it a lot better.

  • MilaXX

    Eek! OUT! The dress is too young, the makeup’s too harsh and if my feet look like that I’d be wearing Tstraps and any other type of shoe I could find to cover that up. Hot mess!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=527150091 Pat Biswanger

    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    I dunno….I think she looks great!

  • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

    Out. There are lace dresses that don’t look like tablecloths. This is not one of those dresses.

  • Anonymous

    Out. And it’s not just the dress, whoever did her hair should never ever work again.

  • Anonymous

    OUT OUT OUT.

  • Anonymous

    What bugs me about her feet is that they look not so much old as tortured. Did she have to lose a couple of toes to get them into those shoes? SJP has worn many, many fabulous pairs of shoes (the above pair not being one of them), but will she think it was worth it when she is hobbling around with a cane at the age of 51? 

    • Anonymous

      If I had her money, I’d have my shoes bespoke. 

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  Stella deserved some time in the penalty box for this one, too.  The dress was bad enough, but the up-do’s not working for me, either.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AYQCICXEN2CCDBFV5HED4Z2RUA Dee B

    This is the best her makeup’s looked in months but why won’t someone snatch the black liner from her!?!?!?!? It’s entirely too harsh at her age and in that capacity.  And it makes her eyes look small

  • Anonymous

    Out.  A litle shorter and it would make a nice top.

  • Anonymous

    You know, I can’t help but think that this could have worked if it had been a bit longer and she had removed that ridiculous flower brooch. She looks really good in white and for a lace dress, it’s kind of pretty. Sort of. And while I do appreciate the fact that her hair isn’t in its usual painfully tight-looking bun, I think she could have at least done something about that halo of frizzies she has going on. One more thing: when is she going to stop with the 1/2″ thick line of eyeliner all around her eyes? It’s so aging. She has such pretty eyes; I wish she would go with softer make-up to complement them rather than overpower them. It’s maddening, really. Some of us would kill for bright blue eyes like that.  

    • Anonymous

      Re: the eyeliner.  I think it’s aging every time I see her like that.  The few occasions on which she does not rim her eyes with a charcoal briquet, they’re quite lovely and she looks much younger.

    • Anonymous

      Re: the eyeliner.  I think it’s aging every time I see her like that.  The few occasions on which she does not rim her eyes with a charcoal briquet, they’re quite lovely and she looks much younger.

  • Anonymous

    Awful.  Bad hair, too young dress, overdone eye makeup, and the shoes match the flower.  Really really unfortunate.  I feel like SJP has lost her way.

    • Anonymous

      Agree. OUT for sure.

  • Anonymous

    ~runs off to check linen closet~

    Nope, my grandmother’s lace tablecloths are still there.  This must be somebody else’s.

    Why is she wearing a mother-of-the-bride corsage?  And why is she not wearing hose?

    OUT.

     

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  Poor thing…look at her shoes cutting off her circulatory system functioning.   The dress is too short.  A softer hairstyle might have helped her here,  at least making the makeup seem less harsh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

    She certainly has the body for it. And people lay off her hands and feet.. like you can do much about that! Seriously, it’s petty.

    • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

      And it’s against the rules here at TLo.  No comments on body parts.  Shame on all the haters who think women of a certain age should be relegated to boots only.

  • Anonymous

    Not really sure I’d want to see anyone in this dress. I’m usually forgiving but I hate it.

  • Anonymous

    Not really sure I’d want to see anyone in this dress. I’m usually forgiving but I hate it.

  • Anonymous

    I like lace and want to really like this. 

    Hmm  maybe someone either younger (agree) or curvier but a little shorter?

    Hate her hair and makeup in the pics

  • Anonymous

    I like lace and want to really like this. 

    Hmm  maybe someone either younger (agree) or curvier but a little shorter?

    Hate her hair and makeup in the pics

  • Anonymous

    Too old? I think she’s about 40 years too young for this dress. Shoulders and thighs aside, this reads as strictly matronly, and not in a classy awesome way either. Also, I don’t understand the accessories. They look like they were selected at random. I like the bracelets, but they don’t belong in the same wardrobe as that dress, much less the same outfit.

    Also, I really like the bag but it looks like she stuffed an entire can of AquaNet in there. Based on this ensemble, I presume she’s been huffing it.

  • Anonymous

    Too old? I think she’s about 40 years too young for this dress. Shoulders and thighs aside, this reads as strictly matronly, and not in a classy awesome way either. Also, I don’t understand the accessories. They look like they were selected at random. I like the bracelets, but they don’t belong in the same wardrobe as that dress, much less the same outfit.

    Also, I really like the bag but it looks like she stuffed an entire can of AquaNet in there. Based on this ensemble, I presume she’s been huffing it.

    • Anonymous

      YES! That’s what I was trying to figure out. The cut says “20″ but all that white lace says “60″! It creates weird cognitive dissonance.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know. I think she’s kind of rocking it. An updated version of Arsenic and Old Lace. IN.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know. I think she’s kind of rocking it. An updated version of Arsenic and Old Lace. IN.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

    She may be too old for this dress, but she doesn’t look it. IN.

  • Anonymous

    In

  • Anonymous

    Out – looks like a table cloth and a lopsided one at that.

  • Anonymous

    Is no one wearing stockings anymore!? Have I lost a decade somewhere? Please help me.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think she is too old for this dress, it fits her beautifully.  I do think her hair is not as polished or stylish as the dress and she needs.  And the shoes are just not all that.  I am giving her an IN but it is marginal.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  Ugly and stupid dress.   One sleeve is just asinine.

  • Anonymous

    I’m rarely a fan of her, but I think she looks good in this dress. Hate the make-up, bag and broach, though.

  • http://twitter.com/polevaulter94 Renee Alexander

    Out. Completely out… mostly it’s the length, fabric and the off shoulder thing. Not the best choice….

  • Anonymous

    godd#m I wish people would lay off the veiny hand/foot comments.  they are not a sign of anything, either you have them or you don’t.

    Now, the dress?  man, that is not a good dress.  she seemed to be on the right track for a while, you know?  and then she gets photographed in this icky too-short white-lace-over-dark minidress.  OUT

  • Anonymous

    The only thing I can say in defense of the frizzy hairdo is that it is depressingly, consistently, seemingly never-endingly damp and humid here in the greater NY area this September (which I think generally is a wet month year in and year out).  Sarah’s got curly hair, and it may just have defied any taming product in the jillion percent humidity that is a current constant in these here flood-watch parts.

  • Anonymous

    It’s gorgeous and would look amazing on a 20-something. 40-plus, not so much, no matter how microscopic she is. And those shoes! Bleh!

    • Anonymous

      Oh yeah, it’s an OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Out: this is a dress for an 18th something. I hate the one sleeve thing too.

  • Anonymous

    Nothing with that much white lace will ever appeal to me, so OUT, I guess, although I’m not convinced the issue is age.

  • Anonymous

    Love the dress but it’s too young for her….give it to one of the glee girls. What’s up with the frizz hair?

  • Anonymous

    is it supposed to be riding up like that? It looks SO tacky. 

  • Christina Brennan

    Not digging the shoes and I am not digging that flower pin.  Something about the dress itself seems off; maybe it’s the wilma aspect or the asymmetrical hem… I really can’t put my finger on it.  A decision needs to be made.  I’ve seen her in much better looks, so I’m going to go with a narrow OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.

    And that hair is not flattering. I have seen aunts at weddings looking much like her neck up. And not the young, hip aunts.

  • Anonymous

    This would actually be pretty nice if the hem weren’t asymetrical and she had another sleeve.  But, as is, way out.

  • Anonymous

    This would actually be pretty nice if the hem weren’t asymetrical and she had another sleeve.  But, as is, way out.

  • Anonymous

    In! It’s pretty and not too short or revealing.

  • http://twitter.com/Unclassical Alexandria N

    IN!!!! IN IN IN IN !!!! She looks fabulous!!! What exactly about this outfit does TLO think would be improved by shoving a moronic 22 year old in it? She’s IN because TLO didn’t show their work and because SJP looks oprahdamnfabulous!

  • Anonymous

    It’s like Carrie Bradshaw from flowery hell.

  • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

    I definitely think this is not her dress. Her and Diana should just switch outfits. Out.

  • Anonymous

    The hair is terrible, the dress is terrible…out

  • http://twitter.com/beatricks beatricks

    It looks like something she wore in the 80s, in LA Story — but that’s the only SJP project I like, so I’m calling it in anyway.

  • Sara__B

    It’s probably the wicked high heels making SJP’s feet look like that. I’ll bet her feet look (and feel) much better when she’s in lower heels.

  • Anonymous

    It’s uber Wilma, but still kind of cute.  I’m gonna have to say OUT though, she’s too old for that.  Why isn’t one of those Glee girls wearing this?

  • Anonymous

    The Eyeliner makes her eyes look teeny.   I want to like the dress but it makes me all kinds of anxious.  And the shoes – are they suede or something?  They don’t go at all.  I love her personally because she seems pretty down to earth when interviewed.  And she’s sortof horsey looking, which is always a homey thing.  But this?  NO.

  • Anonymous

    If it looks like a doily or a tablecloth you probably shouldn’t be wearing it. OUT. I bet she looks teeny tiny IRL.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mercbubble42 Jessica O’Connell

    She looks like a bad table cloth… OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Although, is that ANYONE’S dress?  I mean, it’s a giant doily.

  • Anonymous

    Out. The fit is great, but that’s about it. It’s all just too much: the sleeve, the lace over the green, the asymmetrical hem, the heavy eyeliner, the frizzy hair. If just one or two of things had been toned down or eliminated, it might edge closer to an In. But as it is, Out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KFTOGGKO6M5R5RE6SFV6E4LFYI Amanda

    Out.  To me it would look better on someone without such strong features.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    tabelcloth, placecard w/ corsage pinned to her shoulder.

  • aussiegal77

    Yep, agree, it’s awful. But her make-up looks great! Not sure about the hair though….OUT.  

  • aussiegal77

    Yep, agree, it’s awful. But her make-up looks great! Not sure about the hair though….OUT.  

  • margaret meyers

    Hate the shoes, but I think she looks good enough in that dress to get a small in.

  • Anonymous

    It looks like she’s wearing my grandma’s table cloth.  I love SJP but she is OUT.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BIVHXX542TDIE6ZACYMYNGMPCE Karen

    I think she pulls this off better than some younger gals would. I think she has some other issues happening with hair, make-up and shoes.

  • http://twitter.com/AileenBartels Aileen Bartels

    Not crazy about the dress or the hair or the eyeliner, but I like the bag.  I was starting to wonder if clutches were mandatory.

  • http://twitter.com/AileenBartels Aileen Bartels

    Not crazy about the dress or the hair or the eyeliner, but I like the bag.  I was starting to wonder if clutches were mandatory.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_66KPZ36LMHMRQOX3HIJGHRNNUA MandyM

    I think it’s pretty and it suits her. But her vein-y feet in those shoes don’t look so hot.

  • http://profiles.google.com/richixcore Richi Robilotto

    The dress is cute, but the hair and shoes are bad enough to make this thing OUTworthy.

  • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

    Out.  That skinny chain necklace looks like it’s being used to hold the thing up.  Hate just about all of it.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1052062518 Megan Moore

    Not only out, that’s what was she thinking??

  • Anonymous

    IN

    She still has the body to rock that dress and it looks pretty on her…2 more inches and another sleeve would have improved it though. Hair and makeup look really good for her too.  Hate the purse and shoes.  I’m also slightly bothered by the extra chain necklace that is tucked into the dress…wassup wit dat? 

  • irielle

    This is right on the cusp for me too and I blame it on the hemline. If it was consistently as long all around as the long side, I would think it’s just fine for her age. If it was consistently as short all around as the short side, I would say it was way too young for her. However, I don’t like her bag or shoes at all, so I’m leaning toward an OUT. She still looks pretty though so it isn’t a mean and scathing OUT. 

  • Anonymous

    Maybe we can strike a deal with Sarah that when she reaches age 50 in less than 4 more years, she will stop wearing skirts that expose her thighs.  

    It’s a tough business for a woman as she ages, but trying to look young really just makes her look bad.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe we can strike a deal with Sarah that when she reaches age 50 in less than 4 more years, she will stop wearing skirts that expose her thighs.  

    It’s a tough business for a woman as she ages, but trying to look young really just makes her look bad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luke-Thomas/100001097142086 Luke Thomas

    Ouch.  I like her jewelry, but this not her dress  and her hair looks sadly unkempt.  Out.  I really like it when does the more grande dame looks, like at the Met Gala. 

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think I can quite get to the dress – I think she’s so interesting and cool-looking and stylish, but every one of the accessories and the hair seem to me to be a mess with the dress.  Were the styling totally different, couldn’t she look gorgeous with lighter, long hair, different earrings, a funky but delicate shoe and no bag (with a strap, no less?  What on Earth?!)?

  • Anonymous

    OUT Stella McCartney is damn lucky her last name is McCartney,

  • Anonymous

    Dress — IN!  Make up and hair — OUT!

  • Anonymous

    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Out. Isn’t that doily partin’ a little too close to the crotch?

  • http://twitter.com/justonesock Lo West

    The dress is a total IN.  Though I’m not crazy about the flower on it.  But it doesn’t work for Sarah…. she needs to reevaluate her hair and make up and style. 

  • Susan Crawford

    OUT, I;m afraid. This dress really does nothing to flatter SJP. The asymmetrical hemline, the bared shoulder – the whole dress is just NOT for her. Yes, she’s a tiny person, but in this dress she just looks frail. The hairstyle seems very harsh and all I can say about that dreadful, heavy looking handbag is that it looks like it is dislocating her arm. Ouch!

  • http://profiles.google.com/dwight.lake Dwight Lake

    OH ugly curtain dress let me count the ways in which you are hideous… NVM OUT

    also, i feel sorry for her feet

  • Vivien Fung

    No, in!! she looks great! she has the body for it and she has the attitude for it – i think she looks fantastic. also i love her makeup here – her undereye are can sometimes look way too made up but she looks so fresh and happy. :)

  • http://profiles.google.com/sleepneeded Greg Polansky

    OUT. Horrid. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/sleepneeded Greg Polansky

    OUT. Horrid. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erica-Moon/1463257262 Erica Moon

    totally disagree.  Gorgeous and IN.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erica-Moon/1463257262 Erica Moon

    totally disagree.  Gorgeous and IN.

  • Anonymous

    If it was a tad longer then an in, but I rule an OUT

  • Anonymous

    If it was a tad longer then an in, but I rule an OUT

  • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

    too short and exposed. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Seeing the first photo I thought, “Hey, she looks pretty good, here!”

    Then I scrolled down.

    Once I saw that sleeve up close, there was no way this could be anything but an OUT.

    Also, the adjective I want to use to describe her makeup is “tight,” but not in the hip-hop, appreciative sense. It’s making her face look squinchy with that dark liner on the inside of her lids. Eyeliner is supposed to make your eyes look bigger, not smaller.

    I had that exact same eyeshadow color palette in several versions back in high school. Maybelline Trios are not where it’s at when you’re an A-lister, SJP. I even wore it with pink lip gloss.

    The only good things: The purse is cute, but not with that outfit. The shoes are ordinary, but I’m glad to see they’re not nude, black, or that new trend of gray.

  • Suitcase Gnome

    I think it’s lovely. The beehive’s a bit lopsided, but that’s a minor quibble. IN.

  • http://twitter.com/anibellee Lynsey M.

    O.U.T.  This looks like bad slutty ’90s promwear.

  • Anonymous

    Out.  I like the look in the mid-zoom photo.  I imagine it with a flared skirt, almost latin dance.  Then it works for her.  But not this.

  • Anonymous

    And do something with the 2001 eye makeup.
    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    As a gardenia lover, I give SJP extra points for wearing a gardenia pin.  However, not enough extra points to overcome that schizophrenic dress, which can’t decide between mini or cocktail, sleeved or sleeveless, mod or retro.  Just too many things going on at once.  OUT.

  • Anonymous

    You know, every time I see the name Stella McCartney I’m pretty sure I’m not going to like the dress. More often than not, I hate the dress.  I’m not sure this OUT has a thing to do with whether or not SJP is too “old” to wear this horror of a table cloth dress, but it gets an out nevertheless. I also am not in love with the eye make-up…enough with the harsh black all around the eye area. Since I like everything else, I’m gonna say she gets the OUT just for the crazy eyes.

    • Anonymous

      I am more and more this way about Stella Mac myself.   Her designs are always a little off.   Most of the time it’s her choice of fabric that sends the garment off on the wrong track.   I’d like to like her designs, but I don’t.

  • Anonymous

    You know, every time I see the name Stella McCartney I’m pretty sure I’m not going to like the dress. More often than not, I hate the dress.  I’m not sure this OUT has a thing to do with whether or not SJP is too “old” to wear this horror of a table cloth dress, but it gets an out nevertheless. I also am not in love with the eye make-up…enough with the harsh black all around the eye area. Since I like everything else, I’m gonna say she gets the OUT just for the crazy eyes.

  • elzatelzabelz

    OUT- looks like a terrible doily. It might look cute on a Hailee Steinfeld or Fanning sister, but this looks terribly like she’s trying too hard. Also, her hair is terrible.

  • Anonymous

    IN she looks really great. except for the gardenia, but I’m being picky.  

  • http://twitter.com/applecocola Stacy

    It was okay in the first picture, because her body hid that one really weird sleeve. I don’t know, that fabric just doesn’t do asymmetrical well, or maybe like you said, it’s an age issue. The lace combined with that hair is just a skosh that side of “matronly,” and that brooch is just horrendous.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. It looks really unflattering, especially with the asymmetrical hem. And it ages her.

  • Anonymous

    The gardenia is age appropriate, maybe too old even, but everything else is not. And the hairdo elongates her face which is not the best way for her to go. I’d have thought she knew that by now.

  • http://pinkpolarity.livejournal.com/ Polarity

    This just proves that I’ll never understand fashion because I think she’s definitely IN. I don’t see that dress on a younger woman, the corsage is actually really pretty, and the dress fits her beautifully.

    I do think it would have been better without the necklace and with softer makeup, though. Nobody looks good with black eyeliner all the way around. (Her feet are frightening, but that’s how nature made her. Hose would help, but is that in fashion now?)

  • http://twitter.com/Bruckleberry Melissa Hilker

    Out! That asymmetrical hemline with the opposite matchy asymmetrical neckline just is not good. What I would like to know is how she managed to find a tablecloth with a built in sleeve.

  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    This is a Fanning sister dress. Yep.

  • Anonymous

    IN.  Not feeling the hatred.  Even though I’m not a fan of white lace, think she looks great.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

    IN….ish? I actually think she looks kind of OK. Like the gardenia.

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me.

  • Anonymous

    OUT!

  • Anonymous

    Out.  This particular up-do is weirdly too tall, but kinda relieved not to see all that raggedy hair.

  • Anonymous

    Not ageist at all!   I’m only a couple of years younger than SJP, and my first thought was “oh sweetie, NO”.   It makes her look like she’s trying too hard, and has ended up a fashion victim rather than a fashion icon.  

  • Anonymous

    Is this from a “Make a dress out of stuff from the home goods store” challenge on Project Runway?

  • Anonymous

    Awful. Her hair/makeup aren’t great either. She needs a new look. This one isn’t working. PS the shoes are the worst ever

  • Anonymous

    Isnt that the same fabric the melissa leo’s Oscar dress ( the infamous Elvis dress) was made out of?? it was ugly then and its ugly now…. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Not the dress for her – not crazy about it for anyone – OUT!

  • Anonymous

    OUCH, that’s some kind of ugly on a Saturday morning. It also looks itchy. SJP needs help. She needs a new vision for middle age… she’s not a youthful 40-something and she needs to get into elegance and fabulosity and stop trotting out these hiddy spectacles.

  • Anonymous

    Oh dear. I used to own that dress but it was a tablecloth. OUT! I won’t mention the hair and makeup.

  • Anonymous

    Out . And those shoes are ugly.

  • Anonymous

    The hair is horrible.  Where was her hairdresser?  The dress would have been really nice if it had been longer and with a straight hem.  OUT.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    Stella McCartney and SJP are a deadly pair. OUT

  • http://twitter.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

    I hate the accessorizing, and I can’t decide about the dress, so OUT? I guess?

  • BuffaloBarbara

    I tend to agree, though her feet really are in bad shape–that doesn’t say “old” one way or another to me; it says she’s been wearing bad shoes for a really long time and should give her feet a rest between stiletto days. 

  • Anonymous

    Whenever I see SJP, I am reminded that she grew up going to thrift stores in Ohio. I think that she probably has a stylist, but that she is the one who puts most of her outfits together because she’s supposed to be some kind of fashion icon. (I never understood that.) But I also have to say that I’ve liked her since she was on Square Pegs. (Does anyone remember that show?)  Ultimately, I have to give her an out for this outfit, but I do appreciate that she mixes it up and takes risks. She’s definitely not boring.

    • Addicted2Glamour

      Shout out for Square Pegs!

  • Anonymous

    has she no gays…. out!!!  and her corsage is a little steel magnolias, when she is anything but.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been reading this blog because I find the writing and comments  really enjoyable, but I must admit to complete fashion-ignorance. I’m a guy who shops at J.C. Penney and Walmart and am usually found in cargo shorts and a T-shirt. What’s meant by “too old” or “too young” for a dress? If a dress is “too old” it means your body is too damaged by the years to have your appearance enhanced by the amount of skin shown? Does “too young” mean you’re showing not enough skin? Is lace young? I thought lace was old. If anybody wants to take the time and explain, I’ll be thankful. Otherwise, I know it’s a fun blog, so ignore me and have fun!

    • Sara__B

      (Please realize that this is completely subjective, and proceed with caution…) Hollywood actresses spend zillions of dollars on cosmetic procedures and gym hours to keep looking as young and sexy as possible, but eventually, as someone wrote earlier, it’s time go for fabulousity and elegance instead of trying to compete with the starlets. It looks increasingly desperate and inappropriate — even silly — for a fit, good-looking, confident grown woman to keep choosing too tight, too short, and/or too much cleavage. (Just because the dress fits her rocking body doesn’t mean she should wear it!) At the same time, looking ready to attend the dinner dance on the AARP Mediterranean singles cruise isn’t the right look, either. SJP’s lace dress, hair, and makeup somehow manage to look both too old and too young at the same time. Starlet and cougar and AARP all mixed up together, and she is none of these things.

  • Anonymous

    oh dear…she’s what, lower 40something and she looks 60something in that dress…

    and, what’s with the frizzy Granny hair?

    Out.

  • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

    I think my grandma owned that tablecloth 0_o (runs off to steal tablecloth).

    • Pennymac

      Not MY grandma’s tablecloth. She loved linen. But definately her “Parlor” curtians. Yucko.

  • Anonymous

    Out on everything: shoes, dress, hair, makeup…..hot mess all the way around.

  • http://twitter.com/RobertSanchez36 Robert Sanchez

    A younger starlet could maybe pull it off with the right accessories, hair, and makeup. My question, though, is: what’s up with her feet? Those need some help, probably just some time in flat shoes.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53PQYXSJR4YJBV3J6BWYSICRQ Jamie

    IN  -  sorry can’t agree with you on this one

  • Anonymous

    OUT. There are young starlets who would own this–SJP is not one of them. Sorry girl.

  • Rachelle Neame

    Poor SJP. But it’s true. She’s going to have to start remembering more and more to dress her age, and before you know it, she’ll be showing up in film as the matronly lady who gives advice to the young, starry-eyed blonde in the latest romcom.
    outout!

  • http://dearauntnettie.com/museum dancinfool

    My grandma had that fabric on the good dining room table back in the 30s…

  • Anonymous

    Its the styling that makes her look too old for the dress. Some fresh, fierce ankle boots to cover her poor feet and loose, soft hair pinned half up would’ve salvaged the look from ‘trying too hard to be Carrie circa 2001.’ As is, gotta give the girl an OUT. But J’ADORE the dress!

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    It is a pretty dress.  But too young for SJP.  I’d say IN, but just barely.  She’s looked much much worse.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

    Everything about this look is wrong. Messy hair, ugly dress that looks like my grandmother’s tablecloth (and the hem, if it’s going to be tapered, needed to taper in the same direction as the neckline), old lady feet in boring shoes, a cheap-looking purse with a camping bag clasp on a hardware store chain, jewelry that gets lost inside the dress, and what, dear G-d, is with the fucking corsage?

    That would be an OUT, fellas.

  • Joyce VG

    OUT. Sorry SJP.

  • Anonymous

    Star power. That is too funny. Her new moved slashed by the critics and a box office dud. This dress would be very cute on one of the GLEE girls. What is up with her feet? Gross.

  • Tim Wong

    She looks like the bride’s father’s 60 year old mistress….

  • Anonymous

    Nothing is working here. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    A little longer would have been better, but she looks chic.  I wouldn’t have questioned the age-appropriateness at all if it hadn’t been brought up.  IN.

  • http://twitter.com/qrter Alexander Peterhans

    Oh lord, that’s short. OUT.

  • Mary McClelland

    Yeah – out. That’s bad 80′s bridal and the 80′s is also the last time that dress was age-appropriate on her.  Indeed, have she no gays?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NOKXDCD5D666MCRGNZBNH7QWRA katie

    my first instinct was that she looks pretty here. IN.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Sorry, SJP, that’s not your dress. Doily/tablecloth comparions aside, it’s a pretty dress that would work on someone like Dianna Agron.

  • Anonymous

    Totally disagree – I think she looks gorgeous too.  IN

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

    It’s not about her age. It’s about how ridiculously hideous that dress is. Dear Lord.

  • Anonymous

    In, surprisingly. It could use another motif of lace on the hem, at least, but it isn’t as ugly as her usual garb.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Out.  sorry sjp.

  • http://twitter.com/IslandMo Mo Wilson

    Thanks so much TLo I was wondering where my mom hid my christening gown, now I know she let SJP tear off an arm

  • Lisa

    It’s very “Hip, Middle-Aged Bride on Her Fourth Wedding.”  Which is to say, not good, as much as I love her.

  • Anonymous

    OUT! 
    Ugh. I just do not know about Stella – if her name wasn’t McCartney…

  • Addicted2Glamour

    Most glaring (to me, anyway) is that her shoes look two sizes too small. That is usually the ONE thing SJP gets right. And this dress…The lace is tatty and sloppy at all the edges. It looks like used paper doily. To top it off her hair and makeup ( that EYELINER, again) harden her facial features something fierce. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    YIKES!!!!!……oh hun white lace  - really??????

  • Margot Brose

    She’s got the bod for it, but the accessorizing is overdone. However, since she dressed her body well: IN! TLO, you ageist queens!

  • Anonymous

    SHE’S CARRIE BRADSHAW FOR FUCK’S SAKE, WHERE ARE HER GAYS??????

    Another unfortunate OUT.

  • Anonymous

    OUT!

    P.S. My mum would like her kitchen curtains back. Thanx.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think it’s her age. I think it’s the dress. OUT.

  • vmcdanie

    But is she too old for it if she can pull it off? It seems to me that she can-easily. I’m going to say IN.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shawn.eric.hill Shawn Hill

    OUT! Right on the money, TLo!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OSYAJATXUH3QX7ZDDF52GXG4PU Janie R

    That dress looks like it’s made from a cheap tablecloth. I didn’t get far enough past the ugliness of the dress to decide if it’s too young for her.

  • http://twitter.com/mcterzakis marianna

    It does look a little 1980s wedding, but her body is almost flawless, and I dig those shoes with the dress. They are an unexpected but welcome pop of a surprising color. In!

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    Jesus. I know this is already out but cover up those feet, woman! When your veins show up in the full length version, you might want to have them looked at. The shot of her shoes made me throw up a little.

    SJP is ropey. And wearing a tablecloth.

  • Anonymous

    And reconsider the hair. She’s too old for her usual drab down “locks,” but this look belongs to her grandma.

  • Anonymous

    I think the dress actually looks lovely on her body.  it’s everything else that looks crazy!  That hair, that makeup.  That makes her look old!

  • http://frockpaperscissors.blogspot.com/ kvlm

    In for the most part; I do not like that long sleeve at all and as much as I adore gardenias, a corsage on a lace dress never says anything but prom or mother of the bride.  Oh, and I hate the shoes.