PR: Judging the Judges, Farm Team Edition

Posted on September 02, 2011

Darlings, a distinct lack of fabulous Colombian-born fashion editors on the judging panel means the collective fierceness of the group was taken down several notches, but that doesn’t mean our bitchery takes the day off; no, ma’am.

Just forget about Michael. He’s not playing the game so it would be a waste of time and bitchery. That’s his uniform and he’s sticking with it.

 

We can’t really say Kenneth’s getup is worth the time either, but he’s always been a good-looking, well-turned-out kinda guy. It’s a simple look, but it’s got a certain low-level, mature charm to it. It’s certainly better-looking than Michael’s uniform and it’s really not all that much different from it. They’re both in jeans and sports coats, but the color contrasts make Kenneth’s version more stylish. So if it matters to you, Kenneth won.

Main event:

 

Diane von Furstenberg Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Debora Muller

This is a super-cute summer look that says “fashion editor” in the way the public thinks of fashion editors. Not the greatest choice in the world for a sitting-down dress because you really can’t see the details very well, but it’s a sharp, chic, young look. Score: 9/10.

We don’t know who made this and that’s probably for the best. We don’t want to know. We hate the whole thing. It’s like hippie lingerie. We can just smell the patchouli from here. And those shoes weren’t the best choice to go with it. Actually, we have that backwards. That dress was the wrong choice to go with those shoes. We’re sorry, but we’re having an utterly visceral reaction to it. We can’t really say why, we just don’t like the look, from the exposed bra down to the handkerchief hem. Score: 4/10.

The fashion editor kicks the model’s ass once AGAIN! Offscreen, Nina silently approves.

[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke/MyLifetime.com]

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  • Anonymous

    That DVF dress is adorable! Cut, color, detailing, length, everything. Wish it were mine.

  • Terence Ng

    “I’m going to be a hooker for Halloween!”

    Oh, Heidi, you’re already wearing your costume and it’s September.

    • Anonymous

      I thought that comment was rich, coming from Ms Short, Tight N Shiny herself.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PVIY3NBCZJAJNFWDBCWG2DMKL4 Jen R

      Heidi – Stevie Nicks called. She wants her dress back.

  • Anonymous

    Heidi and Michael fade into the dark.  Boring.

  • Anonymous

    I think that dress must be Heidi’s idea of “avant garde.”

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      i thought the same thing.

      even i dont like it & i like sheer black, hankie hems, hippies. theres just something wrong w/ it. viscerally.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12500056 Joseph Lamour

      After looking at Heidi’s dress, I have “And Then there’s Maude” stuck in my head.

  • Anonymous

    I’m thinking Heidi’s designer could be Gretchen (though this look is a maybe too stylish for it to be Ms. Jones’ work)

    • Anonymous

      That’s precisely where my mind went! It’s very Gretchenesque if not actually designed by her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1260924501 Frank Butterfield

      Yikes! That’s what I thought too!  GRETCHEN strikes again!

    • Anonymous

      Too bad we can’t tell whether she’s wearing some ill-fitting woven hemp granny panties underneath, or we could verify the artist’s signature.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Yeah, it’s way too stylish to have been made by Gretchen. I actually love it.

    • Anonymous

      No way would Heidi wear GretchenJonesNYC.  Remember, she was Team Mondo.  I think the dress is even to slick to be a  GJ.

    • Anonymous

      No way would Heidi wear GretchenJonesNYC.  Remember, she was Team Mondo.  I think the dress is even to slick to be a  GJ.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    From certain angles, Heidi’s dress made her look like she had a belly. And I know she doesn’t have a belly. That dress gave me a sad.

  • Anonymous

    Love the DvF dress though you are absolutely right that it loses alot of its charm when the wearer is sitting down. I actually liked Kenneth Cole as a judge. He’s got a soothing Zen kind of voice (either that or he was smoking something good before he came out) and he’s the only one who insisted on pointing out that the winning garment WAS MADE WITH A GLUE GUN. Heidi was kind of charming when she was defending her pet Bert, even if I think she is as bonkers as his outfit for doing so. But she really has no need to go out in rags. I know she can afford an entire dress.

  • Anonymous

    At least KC doesn’t rock his look with orangetastic spray tan. 

    Heidi’s channeling Stevie Nicks.  But without a slip. 

    • Anonymous

      My thought’s exactly–definitely channelling Mdm Nicks.

  • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

    From the neck up Heidi looks fantastic.  She looks very pretty with softer hair and makeup.  She scares me when she has her hair slicked back and Cruella makeup.  However, she is entirely too old to be wearing sheer shirts with just a bra underneath.  Don’t get me wrong…she’s not OLD, per se, just a bit long in the tooth for that whole thing.  The whole outfit is just shudder-worthy.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2NINENELWQ63ZBY6NLK5UKX64A Stephanie

    I thought Heidi came straight from the beach.  Hippie beach cover up.

  • Mariah J

    Heidi was on crack last night. She wore that and would have worn Bert’s clown suit out of there if the Duchess and co. hadn’t bitch slapped some sense into her.

  • Mariah J

    Heidi was on crack last night. She wore that and would have worn Bert’s clown suit out of there if the Duchess and co. hadn’t bitch slapped some sense into her.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5LU5C262WB3Z5F4WZ6QGKXLNLE JaneM

    That dress of Heidi’s makes it look as though she has a little spare tire roll of fat. I thought so when she walked out in it and there it is again. It creates a shadow illusion of fat. Stylish!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5LU5C262WB3Z5F4WZ6QGKXLNLE JaneM

    That dress of Heidi’s makes it look as though she has a little spare tire roll of fat. I thought so when she walked out in it and there it is again. It creates a shadow illusion of fat. Stylish!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GFMOZFM3WT3T56EZHVZFK7UXSI Ramon

    Didn’t we see Heidi’s shoes in the first season of The Fashion Show?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GFMOZFM3WT3T56EZHVZFK7UXSI Ramon

    Didn’t we see Heidi’s shoes in the first season of The Fashion Show?

  • Anonymous

    Heidi…Stevie Nicks wants her slip back.

  • http://twitter.com/wrenaria Kimmy Hescock

     I’m more interested in seeing images of the first dress Heidi wore when announcing the next challenge. I liked what I saw of it.

  • Anonymous

    love the dvf dress. but zanna (zarra? i keep forgetting her name) disappointed me as a judge. kenneth cole was a surprisingly great guest judge, they should have him  sub for the regulars. btw has anyone checked out the versions of the designs for sale from the new balance challange? victor’s jacket is really fab but the dress is a whloe lotta fug when you take the jacket off. the maxi dress is pretty boring, they got rid of the cray-cray pink racing stripe that was josh’s contribution and used an ugly camoflage like print.

    • Anonymous

      I was very happy with Kenneth Cole as a judge too, thought he actually for the most part gave some constructive critiques without going for the bitchiness of quips that other judges seem to draw on [looking right at you MK] of course, I’ve like KC since his Vanity Fair ad awhile back pointing out the craziness of invading Iraq when we could have taken the same amount of $ and done away with homelessness.

      I was truly looking for the crack pipe when the judging team were raving over Ms. Clinique’s artsy-craftsy outfit, thanks for calling it as you did boys, this bitter kitten thought that was indeed probably the worst episode of judging for quite some time.

      srq

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, Heidi’s dress was inspired by Munch’s The Scream. 

  • Anonymous

    Heidi’s dress might look like Walpurgisnacht but I bet it feels amazing against the skin. I kind of want it as a house dress.

    I almost lost all respect of the judges this week. Clearly forcing themselves to come up with positive things about Miss Clinique’s dress while Kimberly was NOT in the top?!
    There was no enthusiasm for any of the looks. Since they feed from each others energy it’s always detrimental to the show when Michael or Nina are missing. Especially with low-key guest judges. (And I can’t imagine what the designers are thinking. I propably would feel kinda cheated, like when my mum couldn’t make it to my school play…or stuff…tmi…)

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, Kimberly not in the top is a real head-scratcher.

  • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

    I figured Klum’s had to do with the challenge being artsy or avant (sort of). I kind of liked it’s movement at least. The fashion editor dress is shapeless imo, but it’s ok. She’s a pretty gal.
     

  • Anonymous

    My mother has this thing, where she says Heidi always wears something that is reminiscent of the winner (or someone who was in the top) the week before. I thought she was crazy, but I’m beginning to think she may be on to something. (This dress vs. Anyosh’s maxi). She looks ok, but not all that ok by Heidi Klum standards. I’ve never liked her in more Bohemian styles.

    Love Zanna. I wish she would replace Heidi, who adds nothing but product placement and producer fundage. Zanna looks pretty.

    I will never understand why Michael Kors wears the same fucking thing every day of his life. One, it’s either just weird or a lame affectation, B, I don’t buy his bs “so I don’t have to think about it” excuse, and III, it dumpy. At least pick something cute as your uniform. There ARE neutral basics that are fashionable but still inconspicuous. These ain’t them.

    Kenneth Cole looks fine, kind of boring but fine. His clothing line is boring, so it works for him. I was wondering if he was on this week because of the Harlem School of the Arts connection. He is into a lot of causes, and I believe art education is one of them. Then again, I’m sure a lot of it just has to do with scheduling and when a designer/celebrity happens to be free.

  • Anonymous

    Heidi’s dress looks like a beach cover-up.

  • Anonymous

    This is possibly one of the most unfortunate looks worn by Heidi in quite some time. Hate it! I don’t think that she actually has a pooch, but the hideousness of the garment’s construction sort of gives the illusion of such. Pairing the shoes with that dress was just an insane choice. But I think other posters are correct in saying that this is probably Heidi’s idea of avant-garde. God help her.

  • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

    Notice that Miss Heidi can’t stand to have at least ONE knee unbare…. Hate that outfit, but I love her hair. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/CatherineKatz Catherine Katz

    I like Heidi’s hair and necklace.  The shoes look like jelly bracelets sewed together.  

    Love the DVF.  Wish the guests would walk in the way they’ve done in previous episodes so we could get a full look.  Especially if TLo are going to post about them.  

    Kenneth was very nice while pointing out the glue gunning.  If you’re going to glue, do it like Laura Kathleen did so you don’t see it.  

  • Anonymous

    I hate Heidi’s shoes with a fiery hot passion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    I think Heidi got confused and wore her swimsuit cover up? Maybe they were originally supposed to do a beach challenge and it got changed at the last second?

  • Margot Brose

    poor Heidi needs to wring every penny out of her hot bod while she still has it…

  • MilaXX

    Heidi! Really? I did like the other dress she wore, the shorter dress. This one? Not so much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colleen-LaCasse-Katte/63804125 Colleen LaCasse Katte

    Love Heidi’s hair and makeup. Have her eyes always been two different sizes? Or is the last picture of her just really unflattering?

  • Anonymous

    I’m thinking “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves”… without the Thieves.  And last night I could have sworn that the shoes were actually sheer nylon trouser socks with sandals.  

    I’ll try not to mix the adult beverages from now on…

  • Anonymous

    I love the dress on Baby Spice but I hate Baby Spice. She is taking up space….and wearing my dress.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MBZQXGWCTBDTAZMEM4S2EJUNUQ Katie

    I liked Heidi’s first dress when she introduced the challenge. She should have worn that for judging.

  • Anonymous

    RE: The female judges: this continues to demonstrate why models/celebrities shouldn’t be judges. Models/celebrities are paid to wear clothes well and be beautiful professionally. Just because they can wear the clothes well (or are rich or famous) doesn’t qualify them to judge or select them (I’m looking at you, Kim K., and others).  However, being a fashion editor/designer DOES qualify them to do just that. They wouldn’t be in their position unless they excelled at that. 

    I think part of the problem is that Heidi is serving as her own stylist, or at least overrules whomever she is using. She mistakenly thinks she knows what she’s doing, as 90% of the time, both on the show and off, she looks like ridiculous cougar. The other part of the problem is she is hell-bent on being ‘sexy’ – stated so in a brief interview in ‘Allure’ magazine this month. So, short, tight and shiny – and I guess now we can add see-through.

    It’s a shame because she’s really beautiful and doesn’t need to dress like a call-girl to exude sexiness and femininity. She’s got it in spades no matter what her age and she’s just too damn dumb or stubborn to see it.

    • http://twitter.com/asciident Melissa Della

      Nailed it on the head. Nina and …this lady, whose name I have shamefully forgotten, dress wonderfully. I can forgive the guest editor for not choosing an outfit that works perfectly while sitting on TV since I assume she doesn’t do much TV.

    • http://twitter.com/asciident Melissa Della

      Nailed it on the head. Nina and …this lady, whose name I have shamefully forgotten, dress wonderfully. I can forgive the guest editor for not choosing an outfit that works perfectly while sitting on TV since I assume she doesn’t do much TV.

  • Anonymous

    I really liked Heidi’s dress. Loved the fabric and the soft look. Good think I’m going to Santa Fe in a couple of weeks where I can indulge my love of long, flowing garments without being made to feel like a freak. :) But I agree she needs a slip–she’s well beyond the age of being able to get away with that look. I loved her softer hair and makeup. She looks so pretty with that soft look. 
    I liked the fashion editor’s dress–very fresh and it made me think of lime sherbet, which I am having for dessert tonight.Kenneth Cole looked polished yet comfortable. Good idea to wear a light jacket to lighten all that black. I liked his demeanor–very professional with solid critiques and good advice. 

    • Anonymous

      I love it that you are having lime sherbet.  Now I’m getting some.  xo

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      None of that “small voice” stuff, SapphoPoet. Be proud of your choices. :-)

      Although I stopped wearing slips when I left high school, I agree Heidi needs a slip.

      She could pass for Charisma Carpenter’s sister in that last photo.

  • Anonymous

    I like the lowered waist on Heidi’s dress. Maybe it would be less hippie without the dread hankie hem?

  • Anonymous

    Heidi’s dress, to me, would have been at least “okay” if the top were not sheer.  It just bothered me.

  • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

    Heh.  Even if I didn’t generally like Zanna through all her TV appearances (and she’s kind of the Waldo of fashion shows because she will inevitably show up), and specifically this week, I would have had an allergic reaction and some flashbacks to Gretchen when I saw Heidi’s get up.  That outfit was just awful on every front.

    I think it was her P/A way of getting people to stop telling her to “dress her age” and give up the “short, tight and shiny.”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OSYAJATXUH3QX7ZDDF52GXG4PU Janie R

      I thought Gretchen too. 

  • Anonymous

    Heidi was on Jay Leno last night. She skipped the short and shiny, and went straight for the tight. She looked awesome, talked a little about PR and traveling in Europe with her family. While she was pretty funny on her own, the best part was an outtake clip of Tim. It was from the outdoor part of the New Balance episode, showing her trying to convince Tim to run on the track, and then him actually attempting it. Absolutely hysterical!

  • Judy_J

    Heidi looks like she’s doing a Stevie Nicks tribute.  Love the DVF dress.  I’d love to have that hanging in my closet.

  • Kristin Peri

    Heidi Klum channels Stevie Nicks.

    • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

      ^5

  • http://twitter.com/theorymeg Megan K.

    Heidi’s hair and makeup are GORGE, though!

  • Anonymous

    I’m surprised you boys didn’t comment on Heidi coming out in a completely see-through top with a black bra in front of an audience of children and teenagers.  That was my first thought and I am appalled at her clothing selection given those kids were sitting there up close and personal.  Tacky and slutty, Heidi.  Hippie Ho.

    • Anonymous

      Seriously?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VJMQEBSJRUNQHEEWTXI5BCS6HI D J

      What teenagers want to watch Lifetime?

      • http://twitter.com/1carmelita 1carmelita

        I think she means the artist kids that were on the show.

    • Lies L.

      I’m sure they’ll be okay.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3KCDEX4FOTCFHZP6WLKSOOKUVM Danielle

      That was exactly my thought.  Totally inappropriate.

  • Anonymous

    I actually didn’t mind Heidi’s outfit all that much. I have been to Berkeley on errands a few days this week, so maybe I’m inured to the whole hippie vibe. I agree the fashion editor wins hands down, but I’d bump Heidi up to a 5 or 6 out of 10.

  • Deborah Waggett

    things that make you go HUH? Deciding to wear a bra that shows in front of kids.

  • Anonymous

    When Heidi came out, at first glance  I thought she was wearing another variation of that awful jumpsuit from last week.

  • Anna .

    Everytime Heidi has walked out for the past 3 seasons my first thought it “YOU NEED A NEW STYLIST”

  • Anna .

    Everytime Heidi has walked out for the past 3 seasons my first thought it “YOU NEED A NEW STYLIST”

  • http://twitter.com/asciident Melissa Della

    This is terrible, but I can’t actually remember the fashion editor’s name! But that is a super cute outfit. It’s just a shame on TV you can’t see most of what makes it so cute… Hair and makeup are a bit boring, as if she dashed over straight from a long day in the office. Still, they don’t look bad, either.

    Heidi, well for such a beautiful woman, she sure likes to wear unflattering clothes. Not that I know who that would flatter, if it’s not working for a lingerie model, but…

  • http://twitter.com/asciident Melissa Della

    This is terrible, but I can’t actually remember the fashion editor’s name! But that is a super cute outfit. It’s just a shame on TV you can’t see most of what makes it so cute… Hair and makeup are a bit boring, as if she dashed over straight from a long day in the office. Still, they don’t look bad, either.

    Heidi, well for such a beautiful woman, she sure likes to wear unflattering clothes. Not that I know who that would flatter, if it’s not working for a lingerie model, but…

  • Anonymous

    Handkerchief hems! Argh! I hate them with a deep and intense passion.

  • Anonymous

    Does Heidi have a secret wish to be a slutty cocktail waitress hippie escort?   I think her clothes are almost always trollop-y and trashy, from her too short, tight, shiny skirts, to wearing netting with a bra under it in front of little kids.   I know she’s a model – or former model and all, but jeez, isn’t it time to be more elegant and understated versus trashy?   Aging isn’t for sissies, I know.  I’m there.  I am, yet again, disappointed in Frau’s clothes.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002673395871 Roadkill Writer’s Camp

      That’s it. She’s a frau  stuck in fraulein mode. 

  • http://twitter.com/verascity Vera Sticker

    Wow, crazy. I really like Heidi’s dress. I’d never want to wear it, myself, but I think it makes her look great.

  • http://twitter.com/verascity Vera Sticker

    Wow, crazy. I really like Heidi’s dress. I’d never want to wear it, myself, but I think it makes her look great.

  • Anonymous

    I thought Heidi’s outfit  looked nice — when she was sitting down. Now that I see the ensemble in all its glory I’m having an equal and opposite reaction.  She did look awfully pretty, though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002673395871 Roadkill Writer’s Camp

    Heidi’s dress is the exact Victor Costa knock-off dress I bought at Dillard’s in 1985, except mine was a gawdawful pastel print and not so sheer. No surprise, she looks way better in it than I did. But you would have thought she’d wear something avant-garde (whatever it means on PR) for this challenge. And I do wish the guy judges would jazz it up some. Isn’t part of the show’s predicate to promote fashion in general? Try a little plaid with that bronzer, MK. 

  • Anonymous

    Heidi looks awful.  The fashion woman’s dress is great except for the color.  Very few people can wear that color and she is not one of them.  

  • Anonymous

    I thought the fashion editor was clinging to a security blanket. Heidi looked catastrophic.

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    The only nice thing I can say is that Heidi’s hair looks great.

  • Anonymous

    Screw using the small voice Sapphy (may I call you Sapphy?), I’m saying it loud and proud – I love Heidi’s look, from head to toe, including the shoes! HaHa!
     
     :D

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I  just told her the same thing.

  • Anonymous

    Disagree about Heidi.

  • Anonymous

    Heidi is saying “look how avant garde I am! Only one knee is showing, see?!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/judi-townsend/578042503 judi townsend

    If Michael Kors is supposed to be a “fashion expert” why doesn’t he walk the talk. He not only wears a uniform, but a boring one at that. Classic case of “do as I say, not as I do”. A male version of Joan Ribers

  • Anonymous

    Michael Kors not only wears a uniform but a boring one at that. Why doesn’t he take his own advice and wear something daring and different. He loses credibility with me despite his witty insights, because he does not practice what he preaches.

  • Anonymous

    Love the DVF dress, but you are right, not the best choice for sitting down. Also I don’t like her hair – needs a hair cut and a hair style

  • Damien Washington

    Kenneth Cole was much more turned-out at Liza’s birthday party on Rocco’s Bravo show. Here he looks like an anal-retentive high-school math professor. OK, maybe college. State college. 2-year.

  • http://twitter.com/1carmelita 1carmelita

    I have this image of Michael Kors closet: It’s cavernous, with row and rows of identical black t-shirts, jackets and pants. All on identical hangers, all very meticulously spaced. And, little shelves of identical shoes. I don’t know, it makes me giggle.

  • Laura Lee Washburn

    sorry, I don’t usually disagree but Heidi looks hot in that.  It suites her role on the show, too.

  • Anonymous

    I really liked Heidi’s dress, her hair and makeup. Sorry not to jump on the wagon.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

     I agree the fashion editor wins, because that dress is awesome. But I love Heidi’s dress. It appeals to the old hippie in me.

     Kenneth Cole was a terrific judge, and quite the specimen.

  • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

    I kinda like Heidi’s dress, just not crazy about a sheer top with nothing but a bra underneath.  Call me a prude, but maybe a cute black cami or something?  I think her hair and makeup looks better than it has all season.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515828301 Arynn Sprague

    I think the thing that got me most about Heidi’s picture was the very, very bored look in her eyes.  her face is smiling but there’s NO feeling in it.  She needs to practice working the camera :P

  • Anonymous

    I dunno, I kind of like Heidi’s dress. It’s better than the short, tight, shiny nonsense she usually goes for. And it’s a hell of a lot better than a wonky jumpsuit paired with sneakers …

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Oh, yikes! That sparkly jumpsuit about gave me an aneurysm. I would have rather seen her in short, tight, shiny and strapless than in that, even  though STSS is my least favorite look.

  • Anonymous

    The fashion editor wins, clearly, though I don’t hate Heidi’s dress as much as you do (from the waist up, I actually even like it). Kenneth Cole looks decently well presented and Michael looks as Michael always looks.

    Oh, and for those of you having trouble with said fashion editor’s name: don’t worry, so did the producers! In this season’s “Road to the Runway” it was “Zanna Roberts-Rossi”, but this episode it was “Zanna Roberts Rassi”.

  • Anonymous

    I am really missing the season with Jillian and Sissy Bear and Siriano and Ramy with all his drapes.  That group of designers had good fighting spirit, and a good sense of gritty competitiveness without uncontrolled anger and sad hatred.  And one other thing, they had talent!  

    Last season just started rolling downhill with crappy people and talentless twits, and this season seems to be heading toward the same drab direction.    

    BTW, Anya for the win.  She has some mad skills.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JTKUN6VNACC6CKQ5EGO4L47FWQ Tomek

    I loved Heidi’s dress.  Oh well wah wah waaah. 

  • bethannstamps

    H’s dress looks like it was made by granola Gretchen.

  • Anonymous

    Heidi’s shoes look like a black version of a pair of red Patent leather shoes that I think I saw in a Newport News catalog.  I thought they were hot

  • Anonymous

    Love the DVF dress!

  • Now I am The Bee

    Heidi’s getup reminds me of Gwinyth Paltrow’s Goth Oscar look from several years ago.  She just needed a little more eyeliner.  
    The DVF dress is darling.  So is Mr. Cole.

  • vmcdanie

    Heidi’s look is a less dowdy Gretchen, no? 

  • http://twitter.com/drnels Nels P. Highberg

    What is up with Coles’ jacket?  Is it just the lighting of the photo that makes the texture look all odd and reflects different colors in different parts?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500972147 Chelsey Lauer

    I look at Heidi and automatically start singing “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.”