Darlings, a distinct lack of fabulous Colombian-born fashion editors on the judging panel means the collective fierceness of the group was taken down several notches, but that doesn’t mean our bitchery takes the day off; no, ma’am.
Just forget about Michael. He’s not playing the game so it would be a waste of time and bitchery. That’s his uniform and he’s sticking with it.
We can’t really say Kenneth’s getup is worth the time either, but he’s always been a good-looking, well-turned-out kinda guy. It’s a simple look, but it’s got a certain low-level, mature charm to it. It’s certainly better-looking than Michael’s uniform and it’s really not all that much different from it. They’re both in jeans and sports coats, but the color contrasts make Kenneth’s version more stylish. So if it matters to you, Kenneth won.
Diane von Furstenberg Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Debora Muller
This is a super-cute summer look that says “fashion editor” in the way the public thinks of fashion editors. Not the greatest choice in the world for a sitting-down dress because you really can’t see the details very well, but it’s a sharp, chic, young look. Score: 9/10.
We don’t know who made this and that’s probably for the best. We don’t want to know. We hate the whole thing. It’s like hippie lingerie. We can just smell the patchouli from here. And those shoes weren’t the best choice to go with it. Actually, we have that backwards. That dress was the wrong choice to go with those shoes. We’re sorry, but we’re having an utterly visceral reaction to it. We can’t really say why, we just don’t like the look, from the exposed bra down to the handkerchief hem. Score: 4/10.
The fashion editor kicks the model’s ass once AGAIN! Offscreen, Nina silently approves.
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