Paz de la Huerta for Agent Provocateur

Posted on September 01, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: PAZ DE LA HUERTA HAS LANDED THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME!

One that truly plays to her strengths:

 

 

THAT is freaking hilarious. Kudos to whoever came up with this collaboration because paying Paz to flash her panties, while similar to paying a person with diarrhea to sit on a toilet, is nonetheless a brilliant idea.

“We always try and choose girls that are true Agent Provocateurs, and she definitely is AP through and through,” said Sarah Shotton, the brand’s creative director. “She’s got an amazing body and she’s naturally very, very sexy.”

“… and she can’t finish a sentence without showing her nipples!”

Paz de la Huerta for Agent Provocateur
Paz de la Huerta for Agent Provocateur
Paz de la Huerta for Agent Provocateur
Paz de la Huerta for Agent ProvocateurNo, really. We think this campaign is a genius idea. What better way to sell a line of lingerie than a series of photos playing on the starlet predilection for panty-flashing? And what better person to flash her panties than Paz, who should probably be in the Guinness Book for most public panty flashes? In fact, we really should have nicknamed her Panty Paz a while ago. We’re ashamed it didn’t occur to us until now.

Well done, Agent Provocateur, well done. But so help us god, if she lands a cosmetics contract we’re going to LOSE IT.

We are, however, open to the idea of a Pez contract. A Paz Pez dispenser would be the must-have of the season, darlings!

[Image Credit: agentprovocateur.com - Video Credit: agentprovocateur via YouTube.com]

    • Anonymous

      A Paz Pez dispenser–I’m afraid to ask which body part will eject the Pez??!!

      • scottyf

        My thoughts EXACTLY.

        And, no offense to Ms. de La Huerta, but I ain’t eatin’ NUTHIN’ that comes out of THAT dispenser.

        Fun campaign, though.

        • Anonymous

          Oh Scotty… I am soooooo grateful.  Have had a hell of a 24 hours and that made my day!

        • Anonymous

          Scotty, every day your comments make me smile. <3

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMIFZ6A7BHP66M546AO77BWVQ4 Bonnie

          The Pez dispenser would come with an educational campaign, I trust….

          Definitely the right ad for Ms. Paz, though!
          bitchybitchybitchy

        • Anonymous

          scottyf, I salute you for standing by your man

      • scottyf

        My thoughts EXACTLY.

        And, no offense to Ms. de La Huerta, but I ain’t eatin’ NUTHIN’ that comes out of THAT dispenser.

        Fun campaign, though.

      • scottyf

        My thoughts EXACTLY.

        And, no offense to Ms. de La Huerta, but I ain’t eatin’ NUTHIN’ that comes out of THAT dispenser.

        Fun campaign, though.

      • Alloy Jane

        Oh you beat me to it…

      • Alloy Jane

        Oh you beat me to it…

      • Anonymous

        usually the head flips up.  They’ll have to invent a whole new model with flip-open legs.

        • Anonymous

          Or it could be a tampon dispenser…  

    • Anonymous

      Amazingly, neither the video nor the photos turn me on. At all. And that’s saying something for me, considering the fact that she’s got a slammin’ bod AND she’s wearing sexy lingerie AND she’s in provocative positions. Well done, Paz. You’ve managed to disgust me to the point of becoming completely un-sexy in my eyes.

      I can’t deny that this is a perfect use of her…talents, though.

    • Anonymous

      Amazingly, neither the video nor the photos turn me on. At all. And that’s saying something for me, considering the fact that she’s got a slammin’ bod AND she’s wearing sexy lingerie AND she’s in provocative positions. Well done, Paz. You’ve managed to disgust me to the point of becoming completely un-sexy in my eyes.

      I can’t deny that this is a perfect use of her…talents, though.

    • Anonymous

      Amazingly, neither the video nor the photos turn me on. At all. And that’s saying something for me, considering the fact that she’s got a slammin’ bod AND she’s wearing sexy lingerie AND she’s in provocative positions. Well done, Paz. You’ve managed to disgust me to the point of becoming completely un-sexy in my eyes.

      I can’t deny that this is a perfect use of her…talents, though.

    • Anonymous

      I wouldn’t exactly call these images sexy. Raunchy maybe, but not sexy. And one thing I can say is they certainly got the right girl for this campaign.

    • Anonymous

      I wouldn’t exactly call these images sexy. Raunchy maybe, but not sexy. And one thing I can say is they certainly got the right girl for this campaign.

    • Anonymous

      I wouldn’t exactly call these images sexy. Raunchy maybe, but not sexy. And one thing I can say is they certainly got the right girl for this campaign.

      • Christina Brennan

        I agree.  This is one of those cases where less is… less.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think that Ms. Shotton knows the difference between sexy and slutty.

      In any case, yes I agree. There is no better person for this. I’m sure they didn’t even have to direct her to spread her legs a little bit more, because that’s her favorite pose anyway.  

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      I refuse to acknowledge unrestrained sleaziness as in any way sexy.  But you got in in one. If that’s the image they wanted to project then there is no one on earth more perfectly positioned. (sorry couldn’t help myself) to do this than Ms De La Huerta.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t know, she always looks so drunk and filthy, I am afraid I would specifically NOT buy something I saw her wear.  So drunk my panties are hanging out and I can’t stand is not what I aspire to look like.

      • Anonymous

        I was thinking the same thing.  Paz always has the look of someone who has been drunk for five days and hasn’t showered in seven.  Just… ew.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        No kidding… and sad… she looks falling down drunk in the second picture, and (based on what I know of her history) I tend to think this isn’t an act. Is this campaign meant to be ironic?
        Don’t know anything about her acting (haven’t seen Boardwalk Empire tho I’d like to – waiting for Netflix), but she could be pretty if she cleaned up.

    • Anonymous

      I love this. If anyone is the next Swinton (style wise) it’s Paz.

      • Anonymous

        Ooo, Sewing Siren, that’s a joke, right? The very idea hurts my mind. Trashy/boozy/c-talent v. Classy/edgy/gender bending/A+ actress?

    • Anonymous

      hee hee… my cotton briefs are in a bunch!!

    • Anonymous

      Seeing the pic on the cover page… the words Train Wreck came out.

      With Amy Winehouse gone, how far up the dead list  is Paz.?

      • Anonymous

        I was asking myself the very same question.

    • Anonymous

      I gotta say, it is pretty funny. Great way to show off the lingerie. I still find this woman totally terrifying.

    • http://winemedinemecincinnati.com Julie

      If she lands a cosmetics contract, it would obviously be for some red lipstick.  What else could she sell?

      • Anonymous

        don’t forget her signature smeared brown lipstick.  she often looks like she’s just been making out in the bushes.

        • http://winemedinemecincinnati.com Julie

          or WITH the bushes.

      • Anonymous

        Eyebrow pencil? Bronzer?

      • Anonymous

        Eyebrow pencil? Bronzer?

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        Urban Decay, maybe?  They go for the ugly-pretty thing a lot…

      • Anonymous

        The idea of her being a mascara hawker in one of those ads with the obvious fake lashes is pretty hilarious though!

    • Anonymous

      I have no idea who this woman is but I love the cheek and humour in this campaign.
      Now, everythime she flashes accidentally, she can claim to be fulfilling promotional obligations.

      Kind of reminds me of a consumer interview where I tried to convince the razor company lady that the only people I would find truly believable in an ad would be strippers or lesbians.
      I don’t think she wrote that down.

      • Anna Vasquez

        “I love the cheek… in this campaign.”

        No pun intended? :)

        • Anonymous

          Come on, ‘cheeks’ would have been obvious! ;)

        • Anonymous

          Come on, ‘cheeks’ would have been obvious! ;)

      • muzan-e

        Now, everythime she flashes accidentally, she can claim to be fulfilling promotional obligations.

        Genius.

      • Anonymous

        She’s an actress. I was amazed to see a Q&A with her in NYT Sunday Mag back in June or July. Her photo looked pretty good, but because of the other times we’ve seen her… 
        http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/magazine/talk-paz-de-la-huerta.html

        In excellent contrast, this past Sunday’s person was with Helen Mirren. :-)

        • http://twitter.com/Wild_Horses__ Beth

          That Q&A sure isn’t boring, whatever else one has to say about her!  Thanks for the link.

    • Anonymous

      She, on the other hand, isn’t intriguing at all!

    • http://noiresque.wordpress.com/ Noiresque

      Kate Moss … Kyllie Minogue … Maggie Gyllenhaal … and Paz?!  Truly, a terrible association of model and product.  AP is Britain’s knickers of choice for the Posh Totty Next Door.  I do not want to associate this woman with my underwear.

       Paze looks like she smells bad, like she applies makeup new nevery day without washing her face, and has that anorexic-with-water-bloat body common to addicts.

      My heart bleeds for Steve Buscemi during their sex scenes.

    • http://noiresque.wordpress.com/ Noiresque

      Kate Moss … Kyllie Minogue … Maggie Gyllenhaal … and Paz?!  Truly, a terrible association of model and product.  AP is Britain’s knickers of choice for the Posh Totty Next Door.  I do not want to associate this woman with my underwear.

       Paze looks like she smells bad, like she applies makeup new nevery day without washing her face, and has that anorexic-with-water-bloat body common to addicts.

      My heart bleeds for Steve Buscemi during their sex scenes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      It is pretty brilliant but she bugs me. She always looks like a slightly buzzed trollop in need of a good scrub down.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      It is pretty brilliant but she bugs me. She always looks like a slightly buzzed trollop in need of a good scrub down.

    • Anonymous

      The raunch factor is entertaining and I rather like the blue lingerie she’s sporting in the limo. 

    • Anonymous

      The raunch factor is entertaining and I rather like the blue lingerie she’s sporting in the limo. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      I really, reeeeally hope she’s in on the joke. It’s just too sad to think otherwise.

    • Anonymous

      Since I just think she is dirty looking I can not see this ad as sexy at all.  She has always looked like if you came within 10 feet of her you could possibly catch cooties.

      • http://twitter.com/wrenaria Kimmy Hescock

         I agree. Every time I see her all I can think is gross.

    • Anonymous

      I thought the writing on this ad said something about pleasing your PUBIC not “Public” – what is this, a porn commercial?  I swear that was her unwaxed hooch bush she flashed while doing a back bend and picking up her dropped make up.   If I owned that limo, I would use a gallon of Kwell and then bleach.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      She is eerie, but this campaign does work.  The only other person to fulfill it so well would be Lindsay Lohan….

      • MilaXX

        sadly this is true

      • MilaXX

        sadly this is true

    • Anonymous

      i want my panty paz pez dispenser and i want it delivered.  NOW.

      • Anonymous

        does the dispenser give panties?

    • Anonymous

      What I find interesting is that go get this generally sleezy look for the ads, they toned DOWN her makeup.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      Agent Provocateur: The official lingerie of desperate attention whores.

      Have your sugar daddy buy you some today.

      • Anonymous

        I was thinking “The official lingerie of skanky attention whores.”

    • Judy_J

      My 27 year old son refers to Paz as a “beautiful train wreck”.   I’m sending him the link to this video now.  Thanks, guys!

    • Anonymous

      If “naturally very, very sexy” means “dirty and looks like a whore”, then yes, she is.  If she is in on this particular joke, then I applaud her for being able to laugh at herself.  If not, then it is truly pathetic.

    • Anonymous

      She might look terrible on the RC, but she’s quite a good model I think. Love this.

    • http://twitter.com/omg_dora Dora K.

      I hate using words like “cheap” or “dirty” to describe a woman’s sexuality, but if de la Huerta does have these aspects to her image then they’re definitely embracing them here,,, and I just don’t get that in the context of trying to sell expensive lingerie. Are women supposed to WANT to look like someone made fun of in magazines for being “trashy” — to the point where we spend good money to achieve that image?

      But I guess I don’t understand a lot of advertising.

      • Anonymous

        But it’s not trashy to wear the lingerie – it’s “trashy” to flash people in public! Probably the real customers won’t actually flash people…

        And also, I think a lot of people DO want to embrace feeling a little “trashy” or “dirty” (in the most positive way, of course) behind their bedroom doors, but not outside. And this tongue-in-cheek way — I don’t know. To me, it makes lingerie seem less intimidating and fun. (I’m young, mid-20s, and when I was in a serious relationship felt too embarrassed to buy lingerie, even though me and my beau would have doubtlessly enjoyed it. I was too embarrassed because it seemed so…. serious, “glam” and overly “vixen”-like. (And, something older married people did.) A lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek ad might have actually convinced me to get in the door and buy something cute. (Although, I had very little disposable income, so AP wouldn’t have worked, most likely.)) But that’s just me. I don’t know. I love the ad.

      • Anonymous

        But it’s not trashy to wear the lingerie – it’s “trashy” to flash people in public! Probably the real customers won’t actually flash people…

        And also, I think a lot of people DO want to embrace feeling a little “trashy” or “dirty” (in the most positive way, of course) behind their bedroom doors, but not outside. And this tongue-in-cheek way — I don’t know. To me, it makes lingerie seem less intimidating and fun. (I’m young, mid-20s, and when I was in a serious relationship felt too embarrassed to buy lingerie, even though me and my beau would have doubtlessly enjoyed it. I was too embarrassed because it seemed so…. serious, “glam” and overly “vixen”-like. (And, something older married people did.) A lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek ad might have actually convinced me to get in the door and buy something cute. (Although, I had very little disposable income, so AP wouldn’t have worked, most likely.)) But that’s just me. I don’t know. I love the ad.

    • MilaXX

      Lord love a duck! That is one whacked out sister.

    • aussiegal77

      Paz Pez….look Mum, it shoots Pez out of the lady bits!  Perfect, really.

    • aussiegal77

      Paz Pez….look Mum, it shoots Pez out of the lady bits!  Perfect, really.

    • Anonymous

      I’m just thankful she’s actually wearing panties.

    • Anonymous

      I’m just thankful she’s actually wearing panties.

    • http://twitter.com/RozSeven Roz

      I am more confused by Paz than I am by the Kardashians.

    • Anonymous

      I do think it’s a funny ad campaign, but I think it might be one of those famous funny ad campaigns that everyone laughs at but that turn out to not actually sell any product.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Wow, that’s not even the slightest bit subtle…!

    • Anonymous

      It’s very witty–it doesn’t make me want to buy their product, but I’m probably not their target audience anyway.  

    • Anonymous

      Trashy but hot.

    • Anonymous

      Love her. Love this! She is the perfect AP spokesmodel…I mean, seriously. She’s like a naughty socialite which is exactly the image they want to portray: high class and trashy. (Kate Moss is the epitome of this but Paz could definitely fill her shoes.) Plus she cleans up nicely, takes a slammin’ photo, AND makes me want to buy those knickers. Maybe it’s an age thing but I’m a millenial and I love the self-aware campiness.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7Q6ZMQT26563JOBUCTF67ADAFM Fuzz

      Or just Paz de la Panty.

    • Kate Pearce

      Their lingerie is beautifully made and, unlike Victoria’s Secret fits perfectly and wears very well. :) AP’s ad campaigns have always been tongue in cheek’ so this fits perfectly. :)

    • Anonymous

      Perfect!!

    • Anonymous

      I’ve never heard of her until last week. I guess that means she’s going to dominate pop culture henceforth, now that Kim Kardashian is settling down into a life of quiet domesticity.

      • Anonymous

        At least the variety will be interesting.

    • Christina Brennan

      holy shit those ads are hilarious!  Who drops her purse, then rips open her halter top before picking up while spreading her legs?  Paz de la Huerta’s who!

    • Anonymous

      I am, unironically, admiring her ability to pull off the second one – where she has to pick up her purse and its contents from the ground – because that is amazing balance!

      • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

        Exactly what I was thinking. A spread eagle squat in stilettos! Now, that is balance.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GQIN74TNNQROY5JFPOWWBGJWEM andy

      Perhaps she could be the face of My new Pink Button?

      http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/

      • Anonymous

        holy crap that’s weird

      • Anonymous

        oh my god. 

      • Anonymous

        oh my god. 

      • Anonymous

        Wow.  Thank god a product has finally been developed to meet THAT need.

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      I think I’m developing a little crush on Paz.  Not like a sexy crush, but like a crush you get on your older sister’s crazy ass best friend.  Except also sexy.

    • Anonymous

      Panty Paz!  That’s an excellent name.  But the ads have her makeup wrong.  She’s not really Paz unless she’s sporting that chocolate lipstick smeared around on her face.  Someone, take a memo!

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      Some of her best scenes in Boardwalk Empire involved trying on expensive lingerie. The best, though, was the heroine informing her that “Your cunny isn’t the draw you think it is.” These ads refute that… sort of…

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Ok, well done. I was so ready to hate, but that was funny as hell.

    • Anonymous

      Where will these ads run and are they for men and lesbians? Especially that crotch crouch. She is amazing looking though. Reminds me a bit of Uma Thurman back in the day. 

    • sweetlilvoice

      Mama looks good. Damn.

    • Anonymous

      ffj

    • Mary McClelland

      Ew. all of it.  Could she get anymore working girl? And not Melanie Griffith Working Girl, like on the corner working girl. 

    • Anonymous

      That’s more of her skank than I EVER wanted to see.

    • Anonymous

      I can pick this crap up in little business card snippets on the strip in Vegas.  And at least those are honest about what they are selling.  

    • Anonymous

      This is a hoot! Whatever her issues, I do think she’s beautiful and her body is sick.

    • Anonymous

      This is a hoot! Whatever her issues, I do think she’s beautiful and her body is sick.

    • Anonymous

      Oh Paz…

      The more I see of her the more I love her. Either she’s totally cracked out on drugs and alcohol or she really doesn’t give a fuck. No matter, I love how she’s a consistent fashion trainwreck whenever she’s on the red carpet. Girl never lets me down.

      Or maybe she’s an even better actress than we think. Like her wacked out public persona is some weird sort of performance art that only she “gets” and that she’s really an average normal person in private.

      In any case this is a brilliant ad campaign. Kudos.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luke-Thomas/100001097142086 Luke Thomas

      I haven’t watched Boar

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luke-Thomas/100001097142086 Luke Thomas

      I haven’t watched Boar

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luke-Thomas/100001097142086 Luke Thomas

      I haven’t watched Boar

    • Anonymous

      The casting is genius. I don’t think it would have such wit without her.

    • akprincess72

      That they used the word ‘lady’ & Paz in the same sentence, even ironically…  Shudder.

    • Anonymous

      Paz Pez! you guys are delightful.

    • Anonymous

      Brilliant! She’s actually really pretty, isn’t she?

    • Anonymous

      Tasteless. But then again, I’m probably not the demographic they’re aiming for.

    • Anonymous

      Poor baby. She’s all kinds of messed up. This is not healthy behavior.

    • Anonymous

      Poor baby. She’s all kinds of messed up. This is not healthy behavior.

    • http://profiles.google.com/melantha.chimera Eileen Duffy

      I have to say it.  It’s “Agents Provocateur”.  Sigh.

      And ick.

      • Anonymous

        So glad someone else knows that. And ditto on the ick.

    • Geno Boggiatto

      I have a general disdain for her (I don’t know where it came from and I truly can’t explain it), however this campaign is pretty genius. A nice hot mess of a twist on the typical panty campaign!

    • Geno Boggiatto

      I have a general disdain for her (I don’t know where it came from and I truly can’t explain it), however this campaign is pretty genius. A nice hot mess of a twist on the typical panty campaign!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_A7VA7N6AFURKCKEOHBA4PDBLJQ Anne

      I must have those bangs, I love her hair here.

    • Josefina Madariaga

      Genius! And she looks as clueless as she looks when she’s on a red carpet. It’s like they gave her the clothes and didn’t tell her the cameras were on.