Pairs Division: Jolie and Pitt

Posted on September 12, 2011

Darlings, it’s such a relief when these two get it right. It just doesn’t happen often enough.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the “Moneyball” Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival. Angelia Jolie is wearing a Vivienne Westwood gown paired with a Louis Vuitton clutch.

Louis Vuitton Lockit PM Devotion ClutchLouis Vuitton Lockit PM Devotion Clutch

Now THERE’s the ridiculously glamorous movie star couple we like to see. Let’s break it down:

SHE: Is practically glowing here. There have been times when she looked so gaunt and goth on the red carpet that we feared for her health, both physical and mental, but her skin is glowing and her makeup looks great. Hair’s a bit messy, but maybe it was windy. We’re feeling magnanimous. Sure, it’s another black gown, but it’s a great black gown and it suits her without making her look all Morticia Addams. Besides, the statement here isn’t the dress; it’s that freaking fabulous clutch. Impractical? You betcha. But part of the point of a piece like that is that it’s saying, “I’m so rare and beautiful and pampered, that I can actually spend a night with my purse chained to my wrist and it’s not even inconvenient! What do you think I am, working class or something? I have people to do things for me.” We just hope she never had to use the bathroom that night. We’re pretty sure she doesn’t have people to handle that particular task for her.  Score: 9/10. Had this gown been in some sort of shocking (for her) color, we’d have given her a perfect score.

HE: Has been shooting a zombie movie, so we’ll give him a pass on the hair. Credit where it’s due: he can pull of hair like this. It’s not the best hairstyle for him, but it doesn’t ruin his Brad Pitt-iness. And if he must sport the whiskers, it’s nice to see that they’re perfectly trimmed instead of making him look like a goat. The suit is fine; nothing spectacular, but fine. We think it’s oddly loose on him. He doesn’t have to wear the slim cut suits, but he looks like he’s swimming in this one. Can’t say we love the tie, either. And as always, the pants are too long. But this is an instance where standing next to her actually makes him look better. Score: 7.5/10. A better tailored suit and a different tie were called for here.

Combined score: 8.25/10. Well done, genetically superior superstars.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, louisvuitton.com]

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jude-Brown/1350939326 Jude Brown

    Can’t agree on Brad: corporate boardroom from neck to ankles, mountain man head hair and Jose Greco boots.

  • Anonymous

    “Tlo said: We just hope she never had to use the bathroom that night.”

    LOL, those were my EXACT thoughts!

    But it IS a fabulous clutch – especially if you are carrying nuclear access codes, which I’m pretty sure she is.

    As for him, sorry, but if your beard is grey, shave it off (unless you are vying to be in one of those commercials with old ball players.)

    –GothamTomato

    • Anonymous

      I don’t mind gray in a mans beard (probably because I have plenty in mine!) but insist that it be closely trimmed and uber neat.  But that is true for all beards, IMHO.

    • Anonymous

      I know, right?  It still approaches goaty-ness.  

    • Anonymous

      I also thought about lauch codes first, then bathroom. :-)  Is that a metal mesh clutch?  Loved it, and the only really impractical part is the whole potty issue…but of course, it probably unlocks and Brad can hold it while you go to the ladies…

  • Anonymous

    A big OUT.     The draping around the butt is atrocious.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Totally shocked that you didn’t mention the pants hem.
    But then, running from show to show has got to have you both gasping.
    You have my undying admiration for sticking it out through what must be a combination of fabulous and grueling.

  • Mariah J

    Actually I J’ADORE that clutch. To me it seems very practical. I don’t like clutches in general because I’m always having to use one hand to hold it. Problem solved.

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    I love the clutch.  And I don’t find it all that impractical.   It’s a clutch but with a chain that means you don’t have to carry it in a hand all night.  Way easier to let it dangle from your wrist when needing your hands than to find somewhere to set it down.  Of course, that may be because I hate clutches because I have a weird phobia about just leaving my purse sitting somewhere. 

    • MilaXX

      I’m and under arm tucker. I like a unusual clutch but for some reason this doesn’t work for me and I think it would be more uncomfortable dangle from my wrist than simply holding it. I am however, looking forward to seeing what LV bags she carries in  her RC appearences.

      • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

        I’m not a fan of clutches, and I agree that having one dangling from my wrist would drive me crazy. Way to knock over everything in sight.

        Also, along with those nuclear access codes Gotham Tomato mentioned, she’s probably carrying around a couple souls in there. All that shit gets heavy.

  • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

    I think her hair looks REALLY bad here. The purse is cool, and the dress is okay, IMO. In other pictures it’s much less interesting and much more blah. That textured tie is kind of weird on him.  I’d give her a 7.5 too. 

    • Anonymous

      Her hair is killing me!  I know she’s soooo busy with all her children and all but spend an hour in the hairdressers chair getting a blow out or some hot rollers! I also agree that the dress is fairly boring- her make up is stunning though.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know if I want to give them an ‘IN’ just because she finally ate something.

  • Anonymous

    Looking at the first pic.  I believe that he is not a large man by any means and in fact might be quite thin (not skinny, but on the small side compared to most men?) .

    The reason I point that out is when looking at Angelina – she seriously must be a pole.  She looks like she is like a third or half of his size.   that to me is scary thin. 

  • Sobaika Mirza

    I’m not as forgiving about her hair – it looks virtually the same in each shot so I doubt it’s wind. It appears kind of fried. And I don’t think black looks as great on her as many seem to. Still, fabulous clutch.

    • Anonymous

      What you said.

    • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

      The black has been over-deployed so much by her it’s passed “signature” and just moved on to “lazy.”

  • Anonymous

    I just can’t handle her hair.  It always looks fried to me, and she consistently wears it to the side like that.  Plus, she looks a bit like a lollipop.  Her noodle looks huge atop her neck.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh, they bore me.  Black again?  *snoring sound*  I agree that the clutch is FABULOUS but that is not enough to overcome the sheer dullness of the couple.  Pretty? Yes, but not enough…

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Tom I’m so in your camp on this.  I don’t dislike them, but I’m not bowled over, either.

    • Anonymous

      I’m with Tom on this. These two are the most over exposed Hollywood duo I can think of.  And she STILL dresses like Morticia Addams. Bleh. 

  • Anonymous

    She looks fabulous, that clutch is to die for.

    He is meh, I hate the hair, but it is for a role so whatever.  The sunglasses are great. 

  • MilaXX

    Not a Angie fan, but I have to admit she looks better here than she has in a long time. Not a fan of the clutch. 8/10
    He looks pretty good here. I don’t mind the scraggle and long hair if it’s made neat (or as neat as one can get) and the clothes look fine. 7/10
    final score 7.5/10

  • Anonymous

    She looks very Elvira to me–just not loving that dress.  And while you boys are kind and describe her as “glowing,” I’m wondering why she looks so…eek!…sweaty.

    Brad looks nice.

    • Anonymous

      Greasy is the word that came to my mind.

  • Anonymous

    Oh please. They look like two little goth figurines for a wedding cake. (But I can’t abide them in general anyway.)

  • Anonymous

    LOVE these two. 

  • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

    I don’t normally mind Brad and Angie, but I saw this pic and immediately got pissed off. Like white-hot pissed. Like I was surprised a picture could make me that angry pissed.
    They both are gorgeous, and can’t be bothered to comb their fucking hair? For an event? Seriously?
    Or maybe I just need some meds…

    • Anonymous

      I have placed a Valium Salt Lick in my living room, and that seems to help me tremendously.  xoxo

      • Anonymous

        Where does one acquire a Valium Salt Lick? I believe half my Christmas list will love me forever if I could order a dozen or so for gifts. Life these days, you know?

  • Vaniljekjeks

    That dress was made for her.  I love the clutch too.  He would look better if he ditched all the clothes.  They are doing nothing for him.

  • http://twitter.com/lightningvsbug Kallie Markle

    I actually love the tie. I think her hair is a mess but I too love the clutch. Them as a duo? It’s not easy, but I simultaneously yawn and roll my eyes every.single.time. 

  • http://twitter.com/PsychicMuppet Bitsy Carver

    You know you’re successful when you can handcuff yourself to your purse and not be called a lunatic.

    • Anonymous

      Exactly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

    I just don’t find them genetically superior or all that interesting. 

  • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

    I think you two were being pretty magnanimous on Miz Angie Jo. She looks better but still not great. I’d give her a 7.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564171264 Randi Barnes Cox

    I can’t get past the bumpy knit tie. Those things are best left in the 80s, along with Brad’s old porkpie hats. I don’t wear my fingerless lace gloves anymore. He shouldn’t wear the tie.

  • Anonymous

    Brad needs to ditch the Unabomber look. 

  • Anonymous

    i always like looking at both of them.

  • Anonymous

    These two AGAIN? Oy, well, if we must. She looks like she’s put on a couple of pounds, which is good. Hair gets a 2.0 in my book, and the makeup is boring, but the clutch is beyond fabulous. And that from a girl who really dislikes LV on a visceral level.

    Him. You know, except when he gets his Jesus on, I really like him. Maybe I’m just swayed by the characters he plays in the Oceans movies, but unlike, say, Tom Cruise, he doesn’t seem to take himself as seriously.

    I’d mark them down for minor points, but give them a 7.5 overall.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    Having my clutch chained to my wrist actually doesn’t sound THAT impractical. I WOULD NEVER LOSE IT. Plus I’m sure you can unhook it for bathroom purposes.

  • Anonymous

    I love the clutch.  It’s for the girl who has loses everything.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

    Wow, can’t agree with TLo on Angie.  Her hair is fried and messy, her “glowing” skin just looks greasy and sweaty to me, and her outfit is as boring as usual. I agree with the comments on Brad, but I’m curious to know if the usual hem comments are different with this cut of suit.  Is that only for a slimmer suit, or would it apply here as well? It seems that in this case it might make the pants look like highwaters.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NOKXDCD5D666MCRGNZBNH7QWRA katie

    ugh- really TLo? Its yet another shot of Brad and Angie wearing the same old boring shit. With the exception of that clutch there’s nothing to write home about. This is the bare minimum of effort here.

  • Anonymous

    He’s just okay. Angie doesn’t look so much glowing to me as she looks like her make-up artist put a stroke of Vaseline or shimmer powder across her cheeks to make her LOOK glowy, and overdid it. That hair is inexcusably bad for a glamorous movie star in an evening gown. I will return to ogling her in the recent Vanity Fair.

  • Anonymous

    Her hair ruins it for me. Love the dress and her body looks healthy and gorgeous. Her face is always so striking, especially with her mouth closed, but think how much better she would’ve looked with her hair up or fuller. And I agree with that other poster that she looks like she should’ve blotted.

    Still, what an amazing face she has.

  • Anonymous

    I’m so confused. I saw these photos on other blogs and thought “I CAN NOT WAIT for Tlo to rip her apart for her cheap prom dress.” Y’all love this? Seriously? This dress is as basic as it comes. I think I passed it at Dillards 5 years ago. Her dried and dull hair screams that she has an unhealthy diet. I’m no Brad/Angie hater..I really think they are a stunning couple, but this is just blah. (OUT!) FAB clutch though : ) 

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never seen “Vivienne Westwood” and “boring black dress” in the same place before. I love the clutch, and I am a hater of clutches. 

  • Anonymous

    Stoner funeral wear.  I can smell the patchouli from here.

    • Now I am The Bee

      Mmmmmm patchouli….

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    LOVE it. I looked at that purse and thought “Angie is back, y’all”. She has been so serious and boring lately, it’s nice to see her with a sense of humor. And Brad hasn’t looked this un-horrible in the longest time.

  • Anonymous

    What is she afraid that someone’s gonna snag her bag?  So to speak?  I have to say I think it’s really cute but the handcuff thing unnerves me.  However, I am glad that Brad Pitt no longer looks like a goat.  I think that neither are that polished looking – comparatively speaking, because they have a zillion kids and from the look of it, they do spend some time with them.  Kids make you have dry unhealthy hair and dark circles.  If they are vertical and have decent hygiene with all those kids, I’d given them both a 10/10.

  • Anonymous

    Wha?  That dress makes her look like she has a Smart Car parked in her bosum.  Not flattering.  And it’s BLACK. AGAIN. Booooring.  The clutch is so fantastic that I just want to look at it, again and again and again.  Bradley looks very ok but stop playing pocket pool, dear.  At least he looks like he’s washed and combed his hair.  I just don’t think these two make much effort and it shows.  I’d give them a 5 for average.

  • Anonymous

    She is stunning, but she bores me. 

  • Anonymous

    I’d love to see her in jeweltones.

    Anymore, they both look like they’re just fulfilling their contractual duties on the red carpet. I would be willing to bet neither one of them would do it again if they could get away with it.

    I read somewhere that Brad’s a character actor saddled with a leading man’s looks. Poor thing ;/  And Angie always looks more natural and in her element doing international relief efforts, dressed casually.

    Red carpet posing is just another (boring) acting role for each of them, methinks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

    at least he looks like he’s bathed lately…

  • Erin Nice

    Why always the kind of cheap-looking, satiny gowns for her? We know you have millions, you know you have millions. Everyone also knows that you don’t pay for any of the expensive dresses that you wear. The secret’s out. It’s officially safe to wear an expensive dress that actually looks like an expensive dress. Please. Brad Pitt is hilarious. I don’t know what it is about him. To me, no matter what’s he’s wearing or what he’s doing, he always looks like, “I’m Brad Pitt. So you can just deal with this.”  

  • Toto Maya

    The hair. On both of them. The hair is bad.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

    They look great because they are both stunning looking people.  So when they put a bit of effort in and clean up, they look awesome.  The same clothes would look awful on someone less gorgeous, even in Hollywood. 

  • Anonymous

    Brad’s looking remarkably showered and groomed, so kudos to him and j’adore that clutch Angie’s carrying!

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    I generally don’t like gold accessories, so I’m not loving the clutch. I’d prefer it in silver, but that’s just personal taste. And the chain would make me nuts.

    When these two are together and looking their best, they don’t even look human. Good lord, they’re both so beautiful.

    I agree with 9/10, but it’s not because of the black dress. Her hair is a wreck. It needs a retouch and a trim. It’s not like she doesn’t have the time. They have 7000 nannies to help with the kids, and I doubt it would be even a little difficult to get her hairdresser to go to her. I love messy hair, but this is bit much.

    The only time I think he looks bad is when he “look[s] like a goat”. I like a grey beard, so the face is just fine. I don’t mind his tie, but his pants are too big. 7.5 seems about right. I could maybe bump him up to an 8 just because he’s Brad.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    I generally don’t like gold accessories, so I’m not loving the clutch. I’d prefer it in silver, but that’s just personal taste. And the chain would make me nuts.

    When these two are together and looking their best, they don’t even look human. Good lord, they’re both so beautiful.

    I agree with 9/10, but it’s not because of the black dress. Her hair is a wreck. It needs a retouch and a trim. It’s not like she doesn’t have the time. They have 7000 nannies to help with the kids, and I doubt it would be even a little difficult to get her hairdresser to go to her. I love messy hair, but this is bit much.

    The only time I think he looks bad is when he “look[s] like a goat”. I like a grey beard, so the face is just fine. I don’t mind his tie, but his pants are too big. 7.5 seems about right. I could maybe bump him up to an 8 just because he’s Brad.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    I generally don’t like gold accessories, so I’m not loving the clutch. I’d prefer it in silver, but that’s just personal taste. And the chain would make me nuts.

    When these two are together and looking their best, they don’t even look human. Good lord, they’re both so beautiful.

    I agree with 9/10, but it’s not because of the black dress. Her hair is a wreck. It needs a retouch and a trim. It’s not like she doesn’t have the time. They have 7000 nannies to help with the kids, and I doubt it would be even a little difficult to get her hairdresser to go to her. I love messy hair, but this is bit much.

    The only time I think he looks bad is when he “look[s] like a goat”. I like a grey beard, so the face is just fine. I don’t mind his tie, but his pants are too big. 7.5 seems about right. I could maybe bump him up to an 8 just because he’s Brad.

  • Anonymous

    That purse is AMAZING. Where can I find a knock-off? 

  • Anonymous

    Ok it’s black. So bored with funereal/goth/Morticia etc comments as soon as anyone wears black. She obviously likes black, lots of people like black.Second, why are people saying it looks like cheap satin?! :/ Since when silk satin equal cheap satin? You can tell cheap satin a mile off, that isn’t it.

    Anyway, he needs to take his hand out his pocket, those trousers look like they’re falling down. Either that or he needs a belt.
    Her hair is pretty bad, but apart from that she’s looking better than she’s looked in ages. I really like the dress, love the clutch (perfect for her) and the couple of pounds she looks like she’s put on were much needed.

    They ought to come to Scotland more often. Looks like she’s had a few fish suppers while she was here ;D

  • Anonymous

    the suit seems to fit..it’s nice to see them look like they actually bathed/groomed for once…still think he looks like a street person…..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

    I’ve bookmarked this page to view pictures of these two the next time I have insomnia.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

    I’ve bookmarked this page to view pictures of these two the next time I have insomnia.

  • Ruth Preston

    Hair + ubiquitous aviators = “Hang on, honey…I’ll be there in a minute. Just let me turn this batch of meth down to simmer.” Also? My eighth grade math teacher called, and he’d like his tie back.

  • Ruth Preston

    Hair + ubiquitous aviators = “Hang on, honey…I’ll be there in a minute. Just let me turn this batch of meth down to simmer.” Also? My eighth grade math teacher called, and he’d like his tie back.

  • Ruth Preston

    Hair + ubiquitous aviators = “Hang on, honey…I’ll be there in a minute. Just let me turn this batch of meth down to simmer.” Also? My eighth grade math teacher called, and he’d like his tie back.

  • Lynn Chock

    What have you two been smoking in the bathrooms at the shows? They look the same as always, blah.

  • Jessica Rowe

    I hate that bag so much.  My eyes are twitching. My OCD is raging.  I think it’s so gross.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I’m not challenging you, because I don’t like the clutch either, but why is it setting off your OCD? Or is that bag you’re talking about actually Angelina?

  • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

    Is that a knit tie?Ugh. He loses an extra point just for that tie.

  • http://twitter.com/danielleRwest Danielle West

    Disagree all around.  I feel like I’ve seen her in that dress 100 times and the hair is beyond distracting.  And she isn’t glowing–she’s sweating.  His suit is entirely too corporate.  

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me, or is his jacket way too long?

    • margaret meyers

      He needs to pull his pants up an inch or two.  Then they won’t be pooling around his shoes and throwing the proportions on that suit off.

      That’s a really beautiful suit.  I bet that wool is as soft and smooth as a baby’s cheek.

    • Anonymous

      I’m trying to figure out if it’s that long on purpose.  If so, he’s completely ruining the whole point of it by putting his hand in his pocket.  I’m surprised TLo didn’t mention that hand in the pocket.

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    I want that bag, I need that bag

  • Anonymous

     I’ll just go along with your scores, sheep-like. Not being in fog of pleasant fashion fatigue like you guys, I can NOT be magnanimous about his beard even if it’s for a role, but in my heart I know you’re right to allow him the pass.

    I have a fascination with that clutch. Despite my doubt about solid gold shiny soft-sided clutches, they always look like the makeup bags my godmother and her aging buddies had. (Once they reached a certain age they also adopted those shiny gold low-heeled sandals, sometimes with faux jewels.)

  • Anonymous

     I’ll just go along with your scores, sheep-like. Not being in fog of pleasant fashion fatigue like you guys, I can NOT be magnanimous about his beard even if it’s for a role, but in my heart I know you’re right to allow him the pass.

    I have a fascination with that clutch. Despite my doubt about solid gold shiny soft-sided clutches, they always look like the makeup bags my godmother and her aging buddies had. (Once they reached a certain age they also adopted those shiny gold low-heeled sandals, sometimes with faux jewels.)

  • Heather Kaplin

    She looks really happy, which makes her look beautiful here (normally I’m kinda “meh” on her)

  • Anonymous

    Except for that first pic, they look kind of somber and serious, like they had a bit of a tiff in the limo or something.  They’re usually all handsy and ogling each other.  They’re definitely not doing that here.

    She does look like she ate that basket of sandwiches I’ve been advising.  Maybe she’s going to have quadruplets or something.  It’s been a while since they bred or acquired children, so I’d say there about due for more.

    There are both genetically blessed, so they should both do something with their hair to show that off.  The bad hair is distracting.

  • margaret meyers

    Her eyelift or brow lift is making her look like Emily Blunt!  Everytime I see her lately I think “There’s Emily Blu… no, that’s Angelina!”

  • margaret meyers

    Her eyelift or brow lift is making her look like Emily Blunt!  Everytime I see her lately I think “There’s Emily Blu… no, that’s Angelina!”

  • margaret meyers

    Her eyelift or brow lift is making her look like Emily Blunt!  Everytime I see her lately I think “There’s Emily Blu… no, that’s Angelina!”

  • margaret meyers

    Her eyelift or brow lift is making her look like Emily Blunt!  Everytime I see her lately I think “There’s Emily Blu… no, that’s Angelina!”

  • http://profiles.google.com/clumsy.chord k c

    I could never carry that clutch, it would be IMPOSSIBLE for me not to swing it around by the chain all night long.

  • Anonymous

    Can’t get on board with this one. She looks the same as always to me which is boring and the bag while interesting but that’s about it. Then again, gold and I aren’t friends. At least Brad looks better than he has in a while but his jacket does look too long, especially in that first picture. Overall, I’ve personally never seen the interest in the two of them as a pair so maybe I’m a bit biased on that front.

  • Anonymous

    Hate and say what you like about Miss Jolie but they will still be speaking of her beauty and person long after we are all gone.

  • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

    I’ve carried a clutch that locks to my wrist (a very fun rental, actually), and it wasn’t really as impractical as it would seem. Anyway, I think they both look good, not great, so I agree with the scores. I will admit I am biased to a certain degree cause I have always liked them both, and I generally don’t understand the amount of vitriol reserved for certain celebrities anyway. Lol I save my irrational hatred and anger for people who’s lives I can actually ruin in real life. :-)

  • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

    I’ve carried a clutch that locks to my wrist (a very fun rental, actually), and it wasn’t really as impractical as it would seem. Anyway, I think they both look good, not great, so I agree with the scores. I will admit I am biased to a certain degree cause I have always liked them both, and I generally don’t understand the amount of vitriol reserved for certain celebrities anyway. Lol I save my irrational hatred and anger for people who’s lives I can actually ruin in real life. :-)

  • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

    I’ve carried a clutch that locks to my wrist (a very fun rental, actually), and it wasn’t really as impractical as it would seem. Anyway, I think they both look good, not great, so I agree with the scores. I will admit I am biased to a certain degree cause I have always liked them both, and I generally don’t understand the amount of vitriol reserved for certain celebrities anyway. Lol I save my irrational hatred and anger for people who’s lives I can actually ruin in real life. :-)

  • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

    I’ve carried a clutch that locks to my wrist (a very fun rental, actually), and it wasn’t really as impractical as it would seem. Anyway, I think they both look good, not great, so I agree with the scores. I will admit I am biased to a certain degree cause I have always liked them both, and I generally don’t understand the amount of vitriol reserved for certain celebrities anyway. Lol I save my irrational hatred and anger for people who’s lives I can actually ruin in real life. :-)

  • Anonymous

    She looks good.  He needs to cut his hair and shave that filthy beard.

  • Anonymous

    Genetically superior indeed. Individually they’re pretty amazing, and together positively dazzling. Oh, yeah, the clothes are OK, too.

  • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

    Ooh la la, a bit of S&M on the red carpet…giggle

  • ALEX WILLIAMS

    I’ve always thought he looks like everyone else – and  – as with Julia Roberts – the media tells us to swoon and cry over him which makes everyone do just that.  Look at Bieber – the tweens absolutely adore mediocrity because he is a net sensation and they were all told this new young guy was the next best thing coming their way…

    Brad Pitt is much better looking than I, let me hasten to say, but I never thought he was as gorgeous as the tabs and net would have us believe…

  • Anonymous

    Loving that clutch! It’s about time these two showed up looking like actual movies stars. His look isn’t perfect but it’s such an improvement from what we’ve been seeing that I’m willing to overlook the negatives. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

    I don’t know, I don’t think either of their clothes fit them that well.  Hers is oddly tight at the belted middle and droopy everywhere else, and TLo are right, Brad’s suit is just too big on him.  Plus the tie bugs me.  I have to disagree on this one.  

  • Anonymous

    She looks OK, and for once (as you pointed out) not scary thin, and the bag is an eye catcher for sure.  I hate his graying beard (trim noted but notwithstanding), his stringy hair, his ill-fitting suit, the hand in the pocket, and that TIE…….didn’t one of the partners of Jerry Orbach in “Law & Order” mostly wear a knit tie?  The message being, he wanted to wear something other than the big ol’ polyester number that Jerry always sported, but didn’t really have enough taste/breeding to pick out something NYC detective-acceptable yet snazzy?  Plus together they are way too monotone.  I think your grades are too high: she’s an 8, he’s a 6.5.

  • Anonymous

    that purse is almost too perfect for her…

  • Anonymous

    that purse is almost too perfect for her…

  • elzatelzabelz

    That dress is in red might have gotten her a WERQ!

  • Anonymous

    He is handsome. She is bleh. I don’t get why that face is considered to be gorgeous?? Maybe she is sexy, but beautiful? She is no Halle Berry or Charlize Theron, that is for sure.

    And his suit makes him look stubby and hulking in the pictures. I think he is a disaster, too. 

  • Lisa In Oz

    Is it just me or does her hair ALWAYS look like that? Same style, same length, same flyaways. She has nice hair, but I’m so bored of the whole “let it down and don’t do anything with it” look. It’s worse than wearing boring black dresses 234873624 times in a row. She’s is such a beautiful woman, but the consistently boring, slightly fried looking hair keeps her from looking as drop dead gorgeous as she could.

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE that clutch!  Amazing! Everything else is blah.. 

  • Anonymous

    She’s had way too much work done, and he needs a haircut (and a shampoo – I don’t care what kind of movie he’s making – he should wash his hair).

    I am unimpressed.

  • Anonymous

    She needs color on her lips. The black seems to drain the color from her face.

  • Anonymous

    That clutch is DIVINE. They look great, I think you’re right on with the scoring.

  • Anonymous

    SHE: She is wearing another sartorial yawn and is managing to make a fabulous clutch look sad.
    HE: Cleaned up a little better than usual but he still looks like a douche.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

      I could not agree more.

      Wind-blown hair doesn’t look like that. She needed to brush it and didn’t. And the LEAST she could have done was put some lip color on! She looks DEAD. And I’m sorry, but that clutch MIGHT have been fab if it had been in anything other than gold lamé. As is, it’s just gaudy.

      His suit does look great on him, but he still looks dirty. Blech. Take a freaking shower, dude, you’re a star! (Or so I’m told. I don’t watch your shit ever since you dumped your wife for this broad.)

  • http://twitter.com/sooyoung doodlebug

    bo-ring.

  • Now I am The Bee

    That clutch is fab.  I die.  And AJ looks fab carrying it.  Of course, she is the “face of” Louis Vuitton thses days, so what else would she carry?  I still love it, though… 
    Brad looks like Grizzley Adams meets Gomez Adams.  Ill-fitting suit , awful shoes/boots and stringy hair.  Ick. 

  • Anonymous

    I love the clutch.  But these two should be able to score a 9 rolling out of bed.  This is the least they could do.  I am hoping for a SJP/Christina Hendricks Pairs Division post. Pretty please?

  • Anonymous

    I dunno.  Her face looks a smidge fuller but otherwise they look the same way they always do.  Somber and a bit too serious.  I’m not so bothered by his scruffiness.  I like it.  

  • Anonymous

    I think a higher standard has to apply here. Pretty pedestrian effort from Their Eminences.

  • http://www.lindamerrill.com Linda Merrill

    I think they look like the incredible shrinking couple – especially in the first pic.

  • Margo Anderson

    No.  The clutch says “Something incredibly important and valuable is in here.”  Bu it also says “And they will find my body, sans clutch and severed hand, a few hours from now.”  Which is a bit too macabre even for Angelina.

  • Anonymous

    she.  looks.  STUNNING.  finally, putting those genes to good use.  that bag… i covet.  want.  need a loan.  i also wondered how one goes about peeing, but i suppose she has dress holders and wipers. 

  • Anonymous

    she.  looks.  STUNNING.  finally, putting those genes to good use.  that bag… i covet.  want.  need a loan.  i also wondered how one goes about peeing, but i suppose she has dress holders and wipers.