Marisa Tomei in Marios Schwab

Posted on September 28, 2011

We have questions for you, Marisa Tomei.

Marisa Tomei in Marios SchwabMarisa Tomei attends the Premiere “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California in a Marios Schwab dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals.

Marios Schwab Fall 2011 CollectionMarios Schwab Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Quirine Engel

Marisa Tomei in Marios Schwab

Marisa Tomei in Marios Schwab

Marisa Tomei in Marios Schwab

Marisa Tomei in Marios Schwab

Marisa Tomei in Marios Schwab

First off, who drew the mustache on George Clooney behind you? That’s kind of hilarious.

Second, MARY, MOTHER OF PEARL, what is GOING ON with you, Marisa? Okay, sure; the dress is kind of interesting and you get kudos for once again taking a risk. But we’re confused. Are you a blacksmith now? Did you spend all day making horseshoes and just flipped your apron around in order to hit the red carpet? What’s with the cheap-looking shoes? What’s with the undone hair and face? Did you work a double shift at the smithy? Is that why you look kind of pissed off here, because you couldn’t get anyone to cover for you and the massive horse population of Beverly Hills would be shoeless for another day? Please explain.

[Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, Andrew Evans/PR Photos, style.com]

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