Darlings, it was the 2011 GUCCI Award For Women In Cinema event, held in Venice, Italy. And guess what everyone wore on the red carpet! Go on, guess!
Oooh, honey. It’s such a sharp little dress on you, but you look like you’re standing in a hole. Love that little pop of bronze at the waist, though.
We are more convinced than ever that this chick needs a tutorial on red carpet makeup. Here’s the short version: pay someone to do it for you. We’re all for a fresh and clean look on the face, but there are ways of achieving that while still looking picture-ready and red carpet-appropriate. She just looks washed out, shiny, and underdone. Cute dress, though. Could have done without the packing envelope purse. Something small and contrast-colorful would have worked better.
Never let it be said that Madge doesn’t beat a trend into the ground. Sweetie, the sunglasses thing was cute for a second, but everyone knows what you did to your face. The dress is pretty fab, though. We’re already over the ’80s redux hair.
Wow, she really is a trophy wife now, isn’t she? She’s certainly got the hair and questionable taste in clothes parts down pat. The skirt’s okay, even if it is a bit much. The bodice is wrinkled and puckered and looks ready to slide right off her boobs. The strap is Christmas tinsel. Sweetie, what’s the point in having a sugar daddy if you’re going to go out in tacky, ill-fitting clothes and Ann B. Davis hair?
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