2011 GUCCI Awards Red Carpet

Posted on September 06, 2011

Darlings, it was the 2011 GUCCI Award For Women In Cinema event, held in Venice, Italy. And guess what everyone wore on the red carpet! Go on, guess!

Abbie Cornish

Oooh, honey. It’s such a sharp little dress on you, but you look like you’re standing in a hole. Love that little pop of bronze at the waist, though.

Andrea Riseborough

We are more convinced than ever that this chick needs a tutorial on red carpet makeup. Here’s the short version: pay someone to do it for you. We’re all for a fresh and clean look on the face, but there are ways of achieving that while still looking picture-ready and red carpet-appropriate. She just looks washed out, shiny, and underdone. Cute dress, though. Could have done without the packing envelope purse. Something small and contrast-colorful would have worked better.

 

Jessica Chastain

Enh. S’alright.

Madonna

Never let it be said that Madge doesn’t beat a trend into the ground. Sweetie, the sunglasses thing was cute for a second, but everyone knows what you did to your face. The dress is pretty fab, though. We’re already over the ’80s redux hair.

 

Salma Hayek

Wow, she really is a trophy wife now, isn’t she? She’s certainly got the hair and questionable taste in clothes parts down pat. The skirt’s okay, even if it is a bit much. The bodice is wrinkled and puckered and looks ready to slide right off her boobs. The strap is Christmas tinsel. Sweetie, what’s the point in having a sugar daddy if you’re going to go out in tacky, ill-fitting clothes and Ann B. Davis hair?

[Photo Credit: Gareth Cattermole, Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images]

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