Here’s your pretty for the day, darlings. Don’t look at us like that; he’s way too young for us. But strapping heterosexual Taylor Lautner does cut a fine figure when he plays dressup, doesn’t he?
Taylor Lautner attends the premiere of “Abduction,” in Sydney, Australia.
Sure, the tie is askew, the pants need at least a half-inch taken off the hem, and his jacket sleeves are a skosh long… plus, color somewhere wouldn’t have been a bad idea, but he still looks better than 90% of his cohorts when they’re on the red carpet. And we can’t rip someone who’s really putting the effort in, so we’re giving him positive reinforcement: a subtle, discreet, “You WERQ that shit,
We will forgo the snaps this time.
[Photo Credit: Mark Metcalfe/Getty Images]