Bitter Kittens, the T LOunge is once again open to one and all. Head to the airport, because we’re in a THX 1138-slash-2001 kind of a mood. And if you don’t know what that means, a nerd or film student will be along shortly to explain it to you.
El Tubo, Lima, Peru
Yes, we’re off to Peru to feel coolly minimalistic in a “Bettina & Max” kind of way. And if you don’t get the reference, a gay will be along shortly to explain it to you.
Fabulous little space, no? The chairs don’t look all that comfortable but it sure looks easy to hose down if anyone gets sick. All it needs is Ann-Margret in an egg chair. And if that’s not ringing any bells, a baby boomer will be along shortly to explain it to you.
Kerry Washington and Marie Claire EIC Joanna Coles are sitting in the guest judge chairs tonight but we don’t even know why they bothered since it’s All About Nina:
Oh, that’s right. We forgot what a delicious little bitch Joanna Coles can be. With two fashion editors on the panel, Kerry better step up her game or she won’t get any airtime at all. One thing’s for sure: this should be the opportunity we’ve been waiting for to bust out the S9 NINACAPS, y’all!
So darlings, here’s your ice-breaker: Among all the PR contestants past and present, who would be most likely to win a challenge making you an outfit? And what kind of outfit would you ask for? Work? Evening? Sporty?
[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke for myLifetime.com, interiorrich.com]