Kim Kardashian, Picking up eggs and milk

Posted on August 31, 2011

So Kim K is shooting her little dog-and-attention-whoring-pony show in New York and this is apparently what she wore to go to an organic market:
Kim Kardashian in Alexander McQueen

Because, yeah. That TOTALLY says grocery shopping.

 

Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2011 CollectionAlexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Juju Ivanyuk

Kim Kardashian in Alexander McQueen

Kim Kardashian in Alexander McQueen

We’re reminded of the “Ab Fab” scene where Pats and Eddy went to a grocery store and stood there waiting for someone to help them.

Jimmy Choo 'Candy' ClutchJimmy Choo ‘Candy’ Clutch

Christian Louboutin ShoesChristian Louboutin Platform Pumps

Kim Kardashian in Alexander McQueen

The clutch is okay, the shoes are kind of “Minnie Mouse looking to get laid,” and the dress is cute, but let’s face it: it doesn’t fit her that well. The hip flaps and pleated skirt wouldn’t have been our choice for her body type; not at these proportions. And the dress looks so much better with some sort of bold belt. We doubt a belt would have improved it on her, but that only speaks to our main point (and one that no one seems willing to tell this chick): Honey, this is not the dress for you. Set it free, so some other attention whore can wear it.

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  • Anonymous

    Bored now (of her, never you guys).

  • scottyf

    Shopping in New York? Was she up in Harlem? Is it time to exchange sporty chocolate already?

    • Judy_J

      Scotty….love your Bette Davis quote.  It’s always been one of my favorites.

    • Anonymous

      Oh, I love you Scotty!  I was pretty much thinking she wasn’t so much shopping as “shopping” (picture an eyebrow waggle going along with that LOL).

    • Now I am The Bee

      Another reason why we love you. 

      • Leslie Streeter

        She should know, as a curvy girl, that there is no shame in getting the bigger size. She needs it. I need it some time. And Sister Kim…girl, get the 8. It’s ok.

    • Now I am The Bee

      Another reason why we love you. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    Yeah… this should not be worn without the belt.  And it shouldn’t be worn by her.  I don’t have the dislike for her that many do, but it’s not her best look.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

      she, and thus her midriff, are simply too short for that belt.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        It’s a hard one to wear.  If your torso’s too short, there’s not room.  If it’s too long, it’s just going to emphasize all the length and you’re going to look disproportionate.

  • Anonymous

    She may as well have been wearing lucite stripper heels. Gross.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    So tired of all the Frankenstein shoes.

  • MilaXX

    She’s to curvy for this dress. other than that, I’m as bored as piecesofconfetti is.

    • muzan-e

      Is it the proportions of the thing? I agree that the dress works with the curves! – but the overall effect is red marshmallow on toothpicks. Not so great.

      • MilaXX

        For me it’s all the design elements that draw attention to the hips’ the pleated skirt and those flaps. It add bulk where she already has it. On a boyish figure it would add the illusion of curves, especially paired with that belt, which she wisely removed. On her it would have shortened her waitsed.

        • Jessica Goldstein

          As the owner of a boyish figure myself, I can verify the truth of what you say. I’m too short for such a wide belt, but this dress with one scaled to me would be terrific. It’s not just the hips, either. That neckline is for the small chested.

        • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

          Now, as a broad-hipped woman myself (though with a pancake ass, instead of one like KK’s), I can say that I like to play up my hips.  I dig them.  Yeah, they’re wide but they’re proportionate to my bust and my waist is ridiculously small in comparison.  So I get that she dresses to flaunt that area of her body.

          But there are ways of doing it that flatter.  The goal isn’t to make them smaller, but to show them off in an appealing way.  This doesn’t.  It’s not the bulk, it’s the messed up proportions that are killing it.

          • MilaXX

            I have no problem with embracing curves in a flattering manner as you mention. This dress doesn’t do that for her, it just emphasizes her short waist and makes her look fat.

        • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

          Now, as a broad-hipped woman myself (though with a pancake ass, instead of one like KK’s), I can say that I like to play up my hips.  I dig them.  Yeah, they’re wide but they’re proportionate to my bust and my waist is ridiculously small in comparison.  So I get that she dresses to flaunt that area of her body.

          But there are ways of doing it that flatter.  The goal isn’t to make them smaller, but to show them off in an appealing way.  This doesn’t.  It’s not the bulk, it’s the messed up proportions that are killing it.

  • Anonymous

    Doesn’t everyone wear McQueen and Louboutins to the grocery store? Ugh, so over her. Please go away, even just for five minutes.

  • Krista Elam

    I am so sick of these shoes! When is it going to stop?

  • Anonymous

    So annoying! Yes, her clutch screams clipped coupons and shopping list.

  • Anonymous

    So annoying! Yes, her clutch screams clipped coupons and shopping list.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PMAPJYMO5AC6GMONR6NQFURAXE bebo

    Why can’t this family go away.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PMAPJYMO5AC6GMONR6NQFURAXE bebo

    Why can’t this family go away.

  • Anonymous

    HAAAA hahahahha!  That you called it Gal on the Street is what’s funny.  That vehicle, those clothes, that makeup/hair, etc., being taken to the backdoor to avoid “the people,” to be caught in that informal snap as she poses in the shampoo aisle!  Oh my, hahahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    HAAAA hahahahha!  That you called it Gal on the Street is what’s funny.  That vehicle, those clothes, that makeup/hair, etc., being taken to the backdoor to avoid “the people,” to be caught in that informal snap as she poses in the shampoo aisle!  Oh my, hahahahahahahaha

  • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

    I actually like the peplum on a curvier girl, but think a different neckline would have balanced it out more.  Also, this dress is getting a little bunchy in her Spanx line.  She should have gone for the bodysuit instead of the girdle.

  • Judy_J

    Haven’t their 15 minutes been used up already?  C’mon, Kardashians….give some other attention whores a chance!  Oh, and I don’t know what you’re talking about with regard to her outfit.  I always wear Alexander McQueen, Louboutin pumps, and carry a Jimmy Choo clutch when I go grocery shopping…..doesn’t everyone?

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I’m partial to Chanel and a simple classic pump. But you should see me when I go to Home Depot!

      That entire family has managed to stretch their 15 minutes into what feels like 15 years. I fondly remember my pre-Kardashian days. They were so long ago, and I was just an innocent child.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I’m partial to Chanel and a simple classic pump. But you should see me when I go to Home Depot!

      That entire family has managed to stretch their 15 minutes into what feels like 15 years. I fondly remember my pre-Kardashian days. They were so long ago, and I was just an innocent child.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I’m partial to Chanel and a simple classic pump. But you should see me when I go to Home Depot!

      That entire family has managed to stretch their 15 minutes into what feels like 15 years. I fondly remember my pre-Kardashian days. They were so long ago, and I was just an innocent child.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I’m partial to Chanel and a simple classic pump. But you should see me when I go to Home Depot!

      That entire family has managed to stretch their 15 minutes into what feels like 15 years. I fondly remember my pre-Kardashian days. They were so long ago, and I was just an innocent child.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I’m partial to Chanel and a simple classic pump. But you should see me when I go to Home Depot!

      That entire family has managed to stretch their 15 minutes into what feels like 15 years. I fondly remember my pre-Kardashian days. They were so long ago, and I was just an innocent child.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I’m partial to Chanel and a simple classic pump. But you should see me when I go to Home Depot!

      That entire family has managed to stretch their 15 minutes into what feels like 15 years. I fondly remember my pre-Kardashian days. They were so long ago, and I was just an innocent child.

  • http://twitter.com/LaurenJeanSTM Lauren St. Martin

    Imagine how out of place she would have looked with the belt on the model? Disasterous.

    • Anonymous

      I know. I was imagining the same thing. I think she’d have to lose most of her “major assets” in order to rock this look right off the runway.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    Those shoes are ugly and unflattering.  It looks like angry pythons are trying to eat her feet.

  • muzan-e

    Oh dear. She’ll want to be careful with the Louboutins. Now that the handlers have released her back into the wild, she’s at risk of stepping in something rural.

  • Anonymous

    Al gore would be so proud!
    (nice wheels)
     
    As to the clothes – interesting how the filthy rich can act like they are the “every man” and get away with it on one hand – and get away with ridiculous displays of their wealth and not be called out as hypocrites. 

    Yet I recall the comments on the post about Mary Kate and Ashley’s expensive bags.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think she’s getting away with it exactly – it’s just that we’re too busy laughing to call her a hypocrite. Besides, anyone living in America is getting away with being rich to some extent.

  • Anonymous

    You can’t really give constructive criticism to the taste of a person whose style went from “hooker” to “tacky, married hooker”.

  • Anonymous

    I agree-that is not her dress.  That dress is for someone with no hips or booty.  Those shoes are for no one.  As far as getting dolled up for the store, I have friends who are like that.  They may be in running shorts and a tshirt, but they have a full-face of make-up on and the hair is fixed.  So I can’t fault her for that.  But she’s in a store with a little tiny clutch (that she’s holding in such a way that you could read the designer name) and she has no cart.  She’s not shopping.  They are desperately trying to find things to do.

    Oh-and the Ab Fab grocery shopping scene?  Genius.

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      It could work on a curvier woman, but Kim’s also really short which messes with the proportions of the dress. 

      But I can name every brand on the shelf behind her, and she’s clearly way over-dressed for a store that sells Jason body wash in the pump tub.

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    Of course, I may be less bothered by it than others because I went into Target dressed even more formally (and to be honest, more skanky as well) this weekend.  I needed to pick something up after a wedding! 

    • Anonymous

      I’m not usually one to defend a Kardashian, but I too imagine that she didn’t dress up just to pick up groceries.  She merely was dressed up, and went to pick up groceries.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        And it’s not all that far removed from her normal daywear.  The dress isn’t all that dressy or formal.  Imagine it without the designer label or the famewhore, and it could pass as upscale daywear pretty easily.

  • http://rachbomb.livejournal.com Rachael J.

    she hasn’t gone away yet???

  • Anonymous

    “dog-and-attention-whoring-pony show” :)

    It’s interesting – she looks like she’s posing at every moment. How does someone do that?

    • Anonymous

      I know.  Wouldn’t you get tired?  That has got to be exhausting, all the time thinking about finding the light.

  • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

    I want that McQueen belt so very very much.

  • Anonymous

    For someone who’s as proud of her ass as this chick, she does seem to want to ignore the fact that she has one when she dresses. Of course, picking clothes that actually fit would help a lot.

  • Toto Maya

    I think it’s cute, but why the hell would you wear it shopping?

    • Tom Shea

      Like she did any shopping herself. I’d bet she wore it on-camera and got handed a bag full of food when the PA finished buying the goods.

  • Anonymous

    It’s funny, I can’t really focus on the dress so much as wonder how in the world somebody can have so much emptiness behind those eyes.
    …Now after looking at the picture with the model, I actually quite like the dress. On a body like mine, not hers.

  • M Carlson

    I am SO over platform pumps.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      I like pumps with a reasonable platform. That is not a reasonable platform. Plus they’re badger-ass ugly. (I think I got “badger-ass ugly” from someone here. I send whoever it was a big thumbs up.)

  • Anonymous

    That gave me my best laugh of the day so far when I read your intro about the organic market and then scrolled down and saw what she was wearing.  Yes, as much as I wish this klassless kreature’s 15 minutes were up, she does provide me with some good laughs.  

  • Mariah J

    Since when does she give up a dress just because it doesn’t fit? She’s pretty boring for a fame whore.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t help but laugh at these pictures.  The desperation to hang on to every last second of attention/fame that she can grab is palpable. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    i’ve worn stuff like that to the grocery store. whole foods, actually, when i could afford it.
    still, not at the price point. the shoes, i mean.
    another thing about wearing platforms to the grocery store:
    you cant wear the ones that have a heel, you have to wear the ones that are a wedge. if you wear a long skinny heel to a grocery store you are going to, eventually, fall down–no matter who you are, no matter how often you’ve worn platform shoes. so help me, i grew up in platform shoes {my father, who was crazy, bought me my first pair when i was nine} & even after thirty {very} odd years, even i would eventually fall.
    & then they would tape that, & you would appear totally unglorious on television.
    unless it’s in yr contract that that kind of stuff cant be taped.
    dont get me started on how much yr feet would hurt after, at most, ten minutes. unless you had the operation where they cut the nerves in yr feet? or is it botox? i know there’s something. i’m sure you’ve had it.

    i think the dress looks as good on her as it’s gonna look on someone thats built like her, which is also built like me. only w/ an unfathomable amount of money. if i didnt know what money could buy i would be positively perplexed every time i see a shot of her behind & then a shot of her front–cos, you know, they dont belong on the same person & no amount of starvation is gonna make that true. lipo might, probably wont, but she’s got the best plastic surgery money can buy. & whoever did it, boy can that person keep a secret.

  • Anonymous

    Lord knows I always take a film crew with me when I go grocery shopping. 

    ~rolls eyes~

  • Anonymous

    really kim?  dear god i wish they would all go away……..

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

    I think she should have worn the belt too…. it would have made her freak show complete.
     

  • Anonymous

    It just hit me. Kim Kardashian and Penny Davidi (the Middle Eastern Mama from Food Network Star): separated at birth?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

    I may despise her and think she’s ridiculous, but lord I wish my hair looked like that.

  • http://aintbaroque.wordpress.com/ Ain’t Baroque

    I actually have no hate for Kim. She may be overexposed, but she seems harmless. I wish she’d kept the belt here; I actually think it would’ve helped a lot. Not as much as a pair of sweatpants, but it would have helped. :)

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      the belt wouldnt fit. not cos of her size, cos of her proportions. she doesnt have that much room before she expands. thats my favorite kind of belt, so help me, & i know.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      the belt wouldnt fit. not cos of her size, cos of her proportions. she doesnt have that much room before she expands. thats my favorite kind of belt, so help me, & i know.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      the belt wouldnt fit. not cos of her size, cos of her proportions. she doesnt have that much room before she expands. thats my favorite kind of belt, so help me, & i know.

      • Anonymous

        no possible way Kim is tall enough to fit a belt of that size between the ginormous boobs and her hips….it may however have been entertaining for the purposes of commentary to see her attempt it……

        • http://aintbaroque.wordpress.com/ Ain’t Baroque

          Fair enough, but it would’ve been so much more interesting!

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      the belt wouldnt fit. not cos of her size, cos of her proportions. she doesnt have that much room before she expands. thats my favorite kind of belt, so help me, & i know.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      the belt wouldnt fit. not cos of her size, cos of her proportions. she doesnt have that much room before she expands. thats my favorite kind of belt, so help me, & i know.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      the belt wouldnt fit. not cos of her size, cos of her proportions. she doesnt have that much room before she expands. thats my favorite kind of belt, so help me, & i know.

  • Anonymous

    Cha-right, this is as staged a photo op as it gets.  She clearly tipped off the paparazzi.   TLO, where are my Michelle O posts?  She has been rocking some cute looks lately.  Has she been banned and I don’t know it??

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    Funny. Though she looks better in this dress than in the silver Niagra she wore (to VMA awards?) in your pages the other day. 

  • http://myposhjeans.tumblr.com/ My Posh Jeans

    That scene is “Ab Fab” is amazing and totally reminds me of that. So funny!

  • Anonymous

    This is not the dress for a short, chubby woman.  It might look better if it were not so tight, and if she hadn’t paired it with these ridiculous shoes, and if she had worn it to a more appropriate place, and if we weren’t all so sick of her and her whole trashy family that we could just puke.

  • Anonymous

    ugh. please get her off my internets.

  • Anonymous

    ugh. please get her off my internets.

  • Anonymous

    ugh. please get her off my internets.

  • Anonymous

    ugh. please get her off my internets.

  • Anonymous

    ugh. please get her off my internets.

  • Anonymous

    Also, is she looking more and more plastic by the day?  She’s practically a blow up doll at this point. 

  • Anonymous

    Also, is she looking more and more plastic by the day?  She’s practically a blow up doll at this point. 

  • Anonymous

    Also, is she looking more and more plastic by the day?  She’s practically a blow up doll at this point. 

  • Anonymous

    Also, is she looking more and more plastic by the day?  She’s practically a blow up doll at this point. 

  • Anonymous

    Also, is she looking more and more plastic by the day?  She’s practically a blow up doll at this point. 

  • Anonymous

    Also, is she looking more and more plastic by the day?  She’s practically a blow up doll at this point. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8337746 Allison Fisseler

    I don’t understand the sudden bile being spewed the Kardashian way – not because I’m a fan, but because they’ve been around for four years or so, so I don’t understand why suddenly they’re the worst thing to happen to America ever. Fame whores come and fame whores go. I don’t get too worked up about it.

    I think the dress itself is kind of cute on her, although it seems a little askew. The shoes are hideous and she’s overdressed to be sure, but she’s definitely been in worse outfits.

    • Anonymous

      “I don’t understand why suddenly they’re the worst thing to happen to America ever.”

      Three words:  “America’s royal wedding.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8337746 Allison Fisseler

    I don’t understand the sudden bile being spewed the Kardashian way – not because I’m a fan, but because they’ve been around for four years or so, so I don’t understand why suddenly they’re the worst thing to happen to America ever. Fame whores come and fame whores go. I don’t get too worked up about it.

    I think the dress itself is kind of cute on her, although it seems a little askew. The shoes are hideous and she’s overdressed to be sure, but she’s definitely been in worse outfits.

  • Anonymous

    I’m definitely checking out how many women are wearing Louboutin the next time I’m in Whole Foods. I’ll get back to you on that…

  • Anonymous

    I’m definitely checking out how many women are wearing Louboutin the next time I’m in Whole Foods. I’ll get back to you on that…

  • Anonymous

    I’m definitely checking out how many women are wearing Louboutin the next time I’m in Whole Foods. I’ll get back to you on that…

  • Anonymous

    I’m definitely checking out how many women are wearing Louboutin the next time I’m in Whole Foods. I’ll get back to you on that…

  • suzq

    I also like the ginormous car she takes to go to the organic market.  Also, this answers my question about whether minions step out to pre-sweep the dirty NYC streets to make way for Christian Louboutins.  The answer is no.  It’s a town without pity on expensive shoes.  As it should be.

    As for the outfit, the belt would have looked ridiculous on her.  She’s way too short-waisted for it.  Actually, the dress fits her fine, in my opinion.  But without the belt, it looses that McQueen edge, which is why you wear McQueen in the first place.

  • Anonymous

    I would so love to have seen her in public so I could walk my fat self right up to her and tell her that dress makes her look fat. :)  Oh, and I would crush her with the “ordinary” comments from American Beauty as well.

    (And I might tell her she and her whole family are a bunch of attention-starved prostitutes while I’m at it.)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Favorite movie ever!  She’s totally Angela Hayes! 

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      You could make a fortune if you put that on Pay-per-View. I know I’d pay good money for it.

  • Anonymous

    It may not be *her dress* but it’s a beautiful color on her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

    On the plus side, this is almost tasteful for her- it doesn’t plunge in the front or do more than suggest the good china.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t mind the dress so much–it is a great color on her.  But, as someone else posted–it’s the increasing plasticness that is starting to get sickening.  The fake hair arranged to cup the fake boobs and the face that looks less real all the time.  Y’know–take it from one who knows–some movement, elasticity and laugh lines in a face make it look more real and alive.  But maybe she doesn’t want that.

  • Anonymous

    Why don’t we put the dress with the belt on Cathy Cambridge and see what happens?

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    It’s not so much the hip flaps and pleated skirt that make this dress bad for her. It’s that, as suzq said above, she’s way too short-waisted for it. At first I thought it was too tight around her waist, but I’m pretty sure that’s bunching fabric because torso of the dress is so long (for her). I have to say, it’s an awesome dress, but I cannot believe she’s incapable of understanding what she can and can’t wear. That’s the secret to looking like you can wear anything.

    She’s a really beautiful woman, but she looks like an automaton.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

    Why isn’t she on her honeymoon? It’s too early for her to be back at work? Hasn’t she been saying that she wants to slow down a bit?

    I do like that shade of red on her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    The fact that she isn’t tall or proportioned well enough to wear the belt–which makes the entire outfit (including the hip flaps and pleats)-should have tipped her off that sometimes you really just can’t wear it, no matter how much you actually love it, even if it is to just go grocery shopping.  

  • Anonymous

    Much more worthy of scron than her clothes is the fact that she was driven to an organic food store in the 2011 Giant Fucking Motherfucker–or whatever that gas-guzzling behemoth is called.

    And you know, if people stopped paying attention to her and her ilk, they would go away.  You can’t be a fame whore when no one acknolwedges your “fame.”

    • Anonymous

      Scorn.  Worthy of SCORN.  Not scron, which is…I don’t think it’s anything.  :)

      • Anonymous

        Scron should be something, it’s a great sound.

        • Anonymous

          I was about to Google “scron” to see if it was in the Urban Dictionary. I agree with another Laura — it sounds like a useful pejorative!

    • Mary McClelland

      Why can’t fauxlebrities drive themselves?  What’s up with that?! OR walk or cab it – it’s NYC. 

      • Anonymous

        fauxlebrities….good one!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Notice how you have no shots of her from behind.  I would be terrified to see those pleats on that butt.  Definitely a big no-no.

    • Mary McClelland

      Big being the operative word there! hehe

      • Anonymous

        LOL!

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  • Anonymous

    I wish all the Kardashian-Jenners would drop off the face of the Earth tomorrow, but since they won’t I’m glad you two are around to giver them the skewering they deserve.  More, please.

  • Anonymous

    “We’re reminded of the “Ab Fab” scene where Pats and Eddy went to a grocery store and stood there waiting for someone to help them.” YESSSSSS!!!! Wonder if she ended up with a cart full of (organic) champagne?

    • Anonymous

      organic pink champagne, no less.

  • Anonymous

    what?!  I always wear 6″ platform whore shoes when I go to the market.  

  • Anonymous

    You don’t take an evening clutch to the grocery store. Just no. You want to wear crazy heels everywhere you go? Fine. You want to wear a Sex Me dress to the market? It’s New York, you’re not alone. But NO. EVENING. CLUTCHES.

    An evening clutch is the #1 giveaway that it’s Walk of Shame time, and Mama didn’t have time to go home & change.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad she went and tainted such a pretty dress. Anything a Kardashian touches instantly becomes lousy with the stench of desperation and cheap perfume.

  • Alina Badus

    That’s what I wear when I go grocery shopping, too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1245663918 Ron Stein

    She looks fat

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1245663918 Ron Stein

    She looks fat

  • http://twitter.com/vintagegoddess just julie

    What? Why?

  • http://twitter.com/vintagegoddess just julie

    What? Why?

  • Mary McClelland

    I wish she would stop over-botoxing.  Its so aging and unattractive.  Your face should move and you shouldn’t look like a perma Kewpie doll. Gross. Also, dress: bad; shoes: desperate (and ugly); wearer: pathetic.  Shop in jeans, you loser.  No one is impressed by you and your [fame]whoring ways.

  • Mary McClelland

    I wish she would stop over-botoxing.  Its so aging and unattractive.  Your face should move and you shouldn’t look like a perma Kewpie doll. Gross. Also, dress: bad; shoes: desperate (and ugly); wearer: pathetic.  Shop in jeans, you loser.  No one is impressed by you and your [fame]whoring ways.

  • Anonymous

    Whoa, I absolutely love the belt that is on the model.

  • Anonymous

    well…that dress MIGHT suit her if she were willing to go up a size.  It’s too darned small, that’s what the real problem is.  She needs to go up a size, then tailor the shoulders so it fits properly.   Then the pleats would lie properly and the dress would look tons better.  Add a thin (THIN) black belt with a great buckle detail and she’d look pretty good.

    But she’s not gong to be willing to go up a size.

  • Anonymous

    Gotta admit I think you’re right about the issues here, but it so much less tacky/slutty than she often looks that I kind of like it.

    • margaret meyers

      Indeed, now that she’s a married lady I think she’s trying for a look that’s more demure, but still features a whole lot of false lashes and blanket-like hair extensions.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a cute dress, but not for her. She looks ridiculous.

  • Anonymous

    Can’t we all just ignore her?

  • Anonymous

    Bitch please. Bitch, PLEASE. Think about those poor shoppers. There’s some girl who just WANTED TO BUY HER TAMPONS dodging that mess just outside the frame, you know it. Bitch. Please. Bitch please.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my god, this is especially hilarious to me because I just got home from Monterey Market in Berkeley, in all its North Berkeley-ness. Picturing Kardashian there in this getup just sends me into fits of giggles.

    ETA: That is a very cool dress. I have to give her that.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my god, this is especially hilarious to me because I just got home from Monterey Market in Berkeley, in all its North Berkeley-ness. Picturing Kardashian there in this getup just sends me into fits of giggles.

    ETA: That is a very cool dress. I have to give her that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=621974740 Carolyn Wilson

    It’s amazing how everything she wears immediately looks cheap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=621974740 Carolyn Wilson

    It’s amazing how everything she wears immediately looks cheap.

  • Anonymous

    She has pretty hair.  Otherwise, WTF?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564839755 Jillian Liszewski

    She has a real Stepford glaze going on here…

  • Anonymous

    the color looks fantastic on her. Stops there. AND WOULD IT KILL THESE Karcrashians to leave the house is less makeup than Ru on a saturday night?

  • Anonymous

    This actually made me snort with laughter. What a ridiculous get-up to get groceries in.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a good color for her…not the right shape though.  This is for someone that needs help in the curves department…she doesn’t.  The tightness at the waist, pleats and hip flaps makes her look chunky…well, chunkier than she already is.  ;)

    The stripper shoes are ridiculous….she’s ridiculous. 

  • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

    i hate her, she’s soooo pointless…………..

  • Anonymous

    I think Kiki exists solely for the snarky delight of bloggers calling her an attention whore.  Deserved, mind you. 

    And I hate to body snark, but honestly all I see when I look at her are the odd facial expressions she makes because of the massive amount of forehead botox.  Those too-wide eyes make her look like coked-up, and yet somehow still sad.  And her original nose was so pretty!  Also, I am so happy that in the 80s there were no really popular celebrities with banging curves like Kim.  When I look at her body, I feel barely female.

    OK, the outfit:  WTF?

  • http://twitter.com/BeantownMrs Praggya R. Barretto

    Way harsh! This is *exactly* what I wore on Saturday to go grocery shopping… down to the puzzled look of the face.

  • Anonymous

    Faux Tortoise and Faux Snakeskin in the same ensemble.  Too bad she didn’t pair it up with the Faux Leopard print from the Kardashian line - she could have gone for the Faux Exotic Species hat trick.

  • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

    Zombie Kim wants designer BRAINS!!!!!!

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    While the dress fits badly, it’s a good color, and the necklace works. Hair and makeup work too. Silly shoes.

  • Anonymous

    That color looks great on her. Her hair is beautiful and make up is pretty restrained for her. Her girls are modestly covered but from the waist down it just makes her look wide. Laboutins or not; it’s the shoes that take this ensemble to tackyville.

  • http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

    Her fashion sense is so predictable. I’m always baffled when people mention her as a style icon. I’m left here thinking to myself, “Why?”

  • Manuel Francisco Fonseca Marti

    She just ruined a McQueen dress… she should be set on fire just because of that.

  • Anonymous

    The color is great on her and her make is borderline subtle for her,  But that dress makes her hips look a mile wide and the whole outfit is just ridiculous for a trip to the grocery store. 

  • Anonymous

    The color is great on her and her make is borderline subtle for her,  But that dress makes her hips look a mile wide and the whole outfit is just ridiculous for a trip to the grocery store. 

  • Anonymous

    The color is great on her and her make is borderline subtle for her,  But that dress makes her hips look a mile wide and the whole outfit is just ridiculous for a trip to the grocery store. 

  • Anonymous

    so odd..was she maybe going somewhere else? only the bodyguards (and those who watch said dog and whoring pony show)…I think this chick needs to get a grip before she becomes overwhelmed by the amount of pandering bullcrap that swirls around her on  a daily basis…..

  • Anonymous

    The dress must part of her freebie wedding trousseau.  She had to go somewhere in it, might as well have been the market.  Anyone else find the irony in the fact that this PLASTIC woman was shopping in an ORGANIC market? What’d she buy? Gummi bears?

  • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

    try as she may, she just cannot sell me on the idea that that she just rolls out of bed looking that fab. the annyoits ridiculous to think that any sentient being would put so much effort into not only their appearance, but how they want the public to perceive them.

  • Andrea Weymouth

    I don’t really get the over the top hostility for KK, how is she any worse than the multitude of attention whores we gush over every day in Hollywood?

  • Anonymous

    You were TOO KIND. That dress is cheerleader porn all the way. She offends my soul. Go away, Kim K.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VW5XHSH45FBZ2ZEZJARYHILIZQ Leah

    This is her response to the Cathy Cambridge post-nuptuals grocery shot. See how not normal and unrelatable I am?

  • Anonymous

    If an attention whore walked down the street and nobody posted about it on a fucking blog, would she just go away?

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Just just PLEASE make her go away forever.  She makes my eyes bleed uncontrollably.

  • Anonymous

    I think she looks fine. Sort of tennis player chic. IDK, maybe it’s just that Kirsten Dunst is really cute in Wimbledon, but it’s a look that appeals (to me).

  • Anonymous

    Why isn’t she wearing her KKK clothes? (Kardashian Klan Kollection from Sears…not white bed sheets.)

    • Anonymous

      Seriously tho, if they continue to insist on spelling everything with a K, the KKK initials on one of their thousands of products is bound to happpen at some point.  That will not be good.

  • Anonymous

    Please stop covering her.  Please?

    • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

      Skip the posts you don’t want to read.

      • Ted Kane

        That’s a tired argument.  One could equally say “skip the comments you don’t like.”  Calling someone out as an attention whore while giving her the attention she wants is hypocritical.  There are lots of different topics and people to post about, so posting about her means you’re not posting about someone/something else.

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          It’s a tired argument because it has to be pointed out so often. This site was designed so that any reader can see at a glance which topics appeal to them. Clicking on, reading, and then commenting on a post just to say “Could you stop posting about this?” is not only kind of obnoxious, it makes no sense. If you don’t want to see posts about Kim Kardashian, don’t click or respond to them. If interest in the topic dies (and we pay attention to the amount of hits and comments topics get) then we’ll stop posting about it. This is internet 101. If you don’t like something, stop paying attention to it.

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          It’s a tired argument because it has to be pointed out so often. This site was designed so that any reader can see at a glance which topics appeal to them. Clicking on, reading, and then commenting on a post just to say “Could you stop posting about this?” is not only kind of obnoxious, it makes no sense. If you don’t want to see posts about Kim Kardashian, don’t click or respond to them. If interest in the topic dies (and we pay attention to the amount of hits and comments topics get) then we’ll stop posting about it. This is internet 101. If you don’t like something, stop paying attention to it.

          • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

            Oh, and “skip the comments you don’t like” is in no way an equivalent statement since we’re talking about a comment directly addressed to us with a complaint about our work.

          • Anonymous

            But we click because we want to read YOU, not see the ubiquitous fame whore. But point taken. I will now boycott all click-throughs of ubiquitous fame whores.

          • Anonymous

            PS — Just promise you won’t sneak her in on us!

        • http://twitter.com/DarthJaeda Jaeda Laurez

          I, for one, think they’re cute and I like seeing what they’re wearing, and as was said in another post, there are plenty of attention whores in Hollywood, with varying degrees of talent. You don’t like her, skip the post- you don’t see me complaining about Torchwood. I don’t watch it, so I keep it moving. 

          She didn’t get this outfit right, but if I could dress in Loubous and MacQueen to hit Whole Foods, best believe I’d be doing it lol.

      • Ted Kane

        That’s a tired argument.  One could equally say “skip the comments you don’t like.”  Calling someone out as an attention whore while giving her the attention she wants is hypocritical.  There are lots of different topics and people to post about, so posting about her means you’re not posting about someone/something else.

  • Anonymous

    i for one am glad that she left the torture device belt at home.  too bad she didn’t do the same with the shoes.  and that dress is so tight that she looks like she can’t breathe. she does look like she’s waiting for her personal shopper to arrive.

  • http://twitter.com/annmartina Ann Harste

    Why didn’t she just send the driver in to buy her tampons?

  • Anonymous

    i actually like the look, but this girl makes me ill.  she really is beautiful, it’s a shame she’s such a freakshow.

  • Anonymous

    i actually like the look, but this girl makes me ill.  she really is beautiful, it’s a shame she’s such a freakshow.

  • Anonymous

    I really, really, REALLY want her to go away and leave all of us fine citizens alone.  She puts the “whore” in “famewhore”

  • Now I am The Bee

    Please don’t be angry with me, your devoted Unborn Bitter Kitten, but–um–maybe she’d stop being a fame whore if people like reporters and bloggers and photographers would stop writing about/critique-ing/taking her picture?  Would she just go away…? 

    Just a thought….

  • Now I am The Bee

    Please don’t be angry with me, your devoted Unborn Bitter Kitten, but–um–maybe she’d stop being a fame whore if people like reporters and bloggers and photographers would stop writing about/critique-ing/taking her picture?  Would she just go away…? 

    Just a thought….

    • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

      No, she wouldn’t just go away. You have to first get the millions of people who watch her various TV shows and buy her various products to stop doing so. There’s a rather persistent (and to us, wrongheaded) idea that Kim Kardashian and people like her are the creations of bloggers and photographers when the truth is they’re the creations of massive corporate media machines.

      And once again, if the Bitter Kittens would just read the posts they like and skip the posts they don’t, we would get a very accurate accounting of what people want to see and read about here. Clicking on this post to complain that this post exists only adds to the page views, ensuring that Kim will almost certainly be featured again on this site.

      • Anonymous

        So we’re doomed?

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          As long as you keep clicking and commenting.

      • Now I am The Bee

        Agreed.  This BK will no longer read anything about KK on this blog.  I never did watch her show, nor pay much attention to her until I started reading your blog a few years ago.  From now on, I will live a Kardashian-free life. 
        See you in the lounge!
        –Toni in MKE

      • Now I am The Bee

        Agreed.  This BK will no longer read anything about KK on this blog.  I never did watch her show, nor pay much attention to her until I started reading your blog a few years ago.  From now on, I will live a Kardashian-free life. 
        See you in the lounge!
        –Toni in MKE

      • Anonymous

        I never put all that together.  Thanks for the information.  I will join the ranks of No Kardashian Klickers.  I was clicking to indulge my loathing and make myself feel superior–which I suspect many, many of us do.  It’s sick.  

  • Lenora Dody

    I always wear outfits like this for grocery shopping :-)! What’s the problem?

  • Lenora Dody

    I always wear outfits like this for grocery shopping :-)! What’s the problem?

  • Anonymous

    LOVE the dress.  HATE it on her…

  • Kathleen Gillies

    I’m more interested what her assistant is wearing.  Kim is a boring Brunette Barbie/Bratz Doll.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

    She is just gross.  It don’t matter what she wears!