Lake Bell has solved the problem of how to prevent sweat stains without resorting to icky dress shields.
Lake Bell attends the screening of “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” in Los Angeles in Cushnie et Ochs. Shoes by Salvatore Ferragamo.
Ventilation, of course.
Cushnie et Ochs Fall 2011 Collection
Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2011 Shoes
We suppose the argument could be made that if you’re attending the premiere of your movie entitled “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” and you’re forced to stand and pose in front of the logo of a sex toy company, then you might as well go full-on Adult Video Awards. We’re disappointed she didn’t sport Lucite heels.
Here’s the thing: This is a dress for a professional dress-wearer to sport for 45 seconds on a runway. Amateur dress-wearers probably shouldn’t attempt it. Gal’s got a great bod but the shape and proportions on this thing are distorting her and not really flattering her. In addition, the styling on this look is so odd. It’s like the decision was made to wear the dress and every other decision after that was half-hearted and haphazard. The shoes only kinda-sorta go with this dress; the clutch seems like an afterthought and doesn’t really coordinate with anything else; the bracelet is totally wrong, and the hair and makeup are too low-key. If you’re gonna wear the fetish dress and fuck-me pumps, yoga hair should not be on the menu. No, can’t say we’re liking anything about this look at all. It could have gone in a fierce and fetishy direction, but she doesn’t seem like the type of gal to pull that off.
IN! Don’t forget your riding crop, girl!
OUT! And the nominees for Best Oral Performance are…
To no one’s surprise at all, Zoe Saldana’s strawberries and cream look was declared by the Minions to be IN.
[Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, elle.com]