In or Out: Jason Momoa

Posted on August 15, 2011

Sweet Jesus, we don’t think we’ve ever been so disappointed by a man on the red carpet. This is a man who normally looks like he stepped right off the cover of a romance novel; all square jaw, big pecs and lustrous hair. And he’s having quite the year, what with the success of Game of Thrones and now the release of his first big movie. We were titillated by the thought of him in some ridiculously chic and well-tailored suit, showing off everything god, the gym and possibly some surgeons gave him.

Jason Momoa attends the world premiere of ‘Conan The Barbarian’ in Los Angeles.




Instead he showed up looking like this.

Okay, first off: why on earth, if you’ve been blessed with dreamy eyes and can work the shoulder length hair like only .01% of the male population truly can, would you hide those two assets by showing up in a pair of yellow-lensed glasses and a pony tail? That alone pushes this firmly into OUT territory, but we’ll continue the assessment anyway.

We’re ready to declare a moratorium on grey suits for the red carpet. They’re the male equivalent of the nude shoe. There’s nothing wrong with a grey suit; in fact, it’s our favorite color of suit. But on the red carpet, it tends to look a little business-y. It doesn’t really give you that sense of the dramatic. Grey suits are for fitting in or fading into the background, not for standing in front of a wall of photographers ready to kill a puppy to get a picture of you; not for your moment in the sun.

We don’t mind the unbuttoned shirt with the necklace. It’s not a look most men could pull off, but the combination of his Hawaiian ancestry and spectacular pecs make it work for him. We would not advise any man to go out in a suit with at least 3 buttons of his shirt undone, but if you look like this, you can get away with it.

What bothers us more is the way this suit pulls and puddles around him. You can afford a tailor, Jason. You have the body. If you absolutely must wear clothes in public (and it’s not our preference for you, that’s for sure), then you owe it to that amazing ass to swaddle it in the very best of clothes. Also, get rid of the 4 yards of dusty rose fabric you stuffed into your jacket pocket.

Oh, and shave off the landing strip. Ew.

VOTE NOW!

IN! I LOVE it when a sex god tries to look like an accountant!

OUT! Conan the Librarian.

In other Minion Opinion news, Miss Olivia Wilde’s Sisters of the Perpetual Side Boob dress won an IN from the commentariat, which pleases T Lo greatly.
[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images]

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  • narita_rayna

    whoever he is, he looks a mess :P OUT

    • Anonymous

      I was thinking the same thing; he’s messy looking.

      • Anonymous

        Oh no.  Somehow he managed to neutralize his intense gorgeousness?! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elaine-Lang/100000366510311 Elaine Lang

    If I saw that guy walking towards me in a bar, I’d think, “Oh, no, Douchebag at 5 o’clock,” and I’d get the hell out of there.   

    I assume that is not what he’s going for, here.

    • Anonymous

      Ha! That’s the word I was thinking when I saw this picture too! Funny…

  • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

    OUT – Shave, take off the sunglasses, button your shirt, and find a color that suits your skin tone because zombie gray is not it. Ugh. I’ve never Game of Thrones, but now I need to go Google images just to make sure T and Lo aren’t hallucinating, because hot he is not.

    • Anonymous

      I had to google him too and wow he really is gorgeous! You wouldn’t know it from these pics, though.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

        He was one of the primary reasons I watched Game of Thrones: don’t usually care for Medieval fantasy, or whatever in the hell the genre is. But Jason was ROWR worthy.

        However, I didn’t recognize him in that photo. Now that’s it’s been pointed out, I want to claw those glasses and those clothes from his body to get to the good stuff.

    • Anonymous

      He is usually just ridiculously hot. He is Lisa Bonet’s baby daddy, and he is absolutely her equal in looks, which should say a lot.

      It’s a terrible shame what they did here…

  • Yuval :)

    Out! What a waste of gorgeous man.

  • Yuval :)

    Out! What a waste of gorgeous man.

  • http://twitter.com/OracleKath Kathrine Marlow

    He should only be dressed as either Conan or his character Ronin from SG- Atlantis…always.  No movie should feature him in regular clothes, ever.
    http://nikkibrandyberry.wordpress.com/2011/07/27/hump-day-hottie-33-jason-momoa/

    • Anonymous

      aah. uuh. not forming proper sentences. thanks for the link!

      OUT by the way. and when I say “OUT” I mean: Get OUT of those clothes, pronto. Stay nude preferably!!!

    • aimee_parrott

      Hoo-ee!  Okay, now I get it, and boy is he ever OUT here because there is no excuse for a man who looks like THAT to ever look like THIS.

      Hire a stylist.  Preferably one who wants to bring nude to the RC.

    • oohsparkley!

      Now that I’ve seen those pictures.  The outfit above is really a punishable crime.

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    Ronan! 

    I am incapable of assessing his clothing (though it’s not good) because I’m so excited he’s getting enough press to be on this blog at all!  Loyalty to him is the whole reason I’ll be seeing Conan.

    • http://onebluetree.blogspot.com/ Sara L.

      Me too! I would never in a million years have gone to see Conan if he were not in it. Go Ronon! That said, amen to ditching the glasses and ponytail. 

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        I also watched when Michael Shanks was Hawkman — I have a certain loyalty to the Stargate guys.  I think ’cause they’re so nice to their fans….

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    Ronan! 

    I am incapable of assessing his clothing (though it’s not good) because I’m so excited he’s getting enough press to be on this blog at all!  Loyalty to him is the whole reason I’ll be seeing Conan.

  • Anonymous

    Out. I’m going to have to Google him to find out why you think he’s hot. He’s doing nothing for me here.

  • Anonymous

    Out. I’m going to have to Google him to find out why you think he’s hot. He’s doing nothing for me here.

    • Anonymous

      Me, too.  I don’t have a clue who he is, but I’m going to have to go to the googlez and see him dressed (or undressed it seems) to understand why anyone would find him how.  He just looks like a creepy lounge lizard here.

      Out!

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      OK. Just looked him up, and can I say? Holy shit, I think my heart stopped. WOW. This look is downright tragic, because that man is HOT.

      • Anonymous

        I know! He’s like Michael Franti, but better. Want want want!

        He must never dress this way again.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      OK. Just looked him up, and can I say? Holy shit, I think my heart stopped. WOW. This look is downright tragic, because that man is HOT.

  • Anonymous

    That is so obviously an of the peg suit that has not seen any alterations in it. Its too tight through the chest, the arms need to be re fitted to the shoulder, the sleeves are too long and the pants need to come up about an inch.  But mostly he comes across looking like a low rent lothario named something like Boomer.

  • Anonymous

    That is so obviously an of the peg suit that has not seen any alterations in it. Its too tight through the chest, the arms need to be re fitted to the shoulder, the sleeves are too long and the pants need to come up about an inch.  But mostly he comes across looking like a low rent lothario named something like Boomer.

  • Anonymous

    OUT – Massive douchebaggery!

  • Grace Ritt

    So so so so so out. He doesn’t look like an accountant because even an accountant would attempt to buy a suit that sort of fits him.

    • Anonymous

      And a librarian would never dress like a grimy douche.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811053804 Stacy Parker Cole

    That is seriously one fine man… and he needs a stylist STAT.  If he has one… yuck!  He’s definitely OUT as is.  Heck.. a loincloth would have looked better than this!! (as long as it was bedazzled of course. ;-) )

  • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    I was expecting something absolutely ghastly by the way you guys made it sound but I don’t think he looks that bad. But not great so it’s an in between for me. I can’t decide.

  • Anonymous

    OUT

    going off to join Liana Brooks & DeborahLipp at Google Images

    • Anonymous

      Back from Google Images: Now I see why he’s worthy of your attention :)

      The suit is worse than I thought.

  • Anonymous

    OUT

    going off to join Liana Brooks & DeborahLipp at Google Images

  • Anonymous

    He was much better half naked in Game of Thrones, but here he just looks like a guy I’d duck if he was coming at me in a bar.

  • Anonymous

    His eyebrows look especially disconcerting framed by those glasses…OUT

    • Anonymous

      Yes!  I don’t even know who this guy is, but those eyebrows are totally freaking me out.  At first I thought he must be in some new Star Trek movie and he’s wearing his Vulkan eyebrows out in public.  But those must be his real eyebrows, right?  Can I just say…Ew!

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, his eyebrows are a little on the insane side, but after googling pics of him where he’s not all done up like a creepy lounge lizard, I think the eyebrows really work for his face. Especially when he’s smiling.
        Here he just looks gross.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_35OW6VJZLWTQDQHS4JLRTVC2JA Akumabunny

    I don’t love the glasses, the pocket square, the overall fit of his suit, & I REALLY hate the facial hair, but I think he looks relatively tastful.  The ponytail isn’t bad, plus he has shaved his neck, which earns points from me.  He still looks incredibly sexy, so I  vote IN!

    • Anonymous

      Agreed on the facial hair. Whoever invented the soul patch should be deeply ashamed of himself.

  • Anonymous

    Khal Drogo

    • http://twitter.com/algaechick Crystal

      When I googled him, b/c I had no idea who he was, that is the _first_ thing I thought. And I’ve only read the books. And now I read that he’s actually playing Khal Drogo. Obviously a perfect fit. 

  • Anonymous

    it doesn’t matter, it just doesn’t matter. He is HOT no matter what he wears. I would take this over any sort of hipster look EVERYDAY! Good LORD!

  • scottyf

    Elaine Lang said…

    “If I saw that guy walking towards me in a bar, I’d think, “Oh, no, Douchebag at 5 o’clock,” and I’d get the hell out of there.”

    Thank god. One less person in the way when I JUMP. HIS. BONES.

    Mr. Momoa: not the best choice of styling and suit. Let me help you out of it…

    • Anonymous

      Would you be willing to share?

      • scottyf

        But of course!

        There certainly is enough of him to go around.  WOOF.

        • Anonymous

          As ever, you are gracious and caring for the needs of others.
          Honey that boy does NOT know what he’s in for. (EG)

  • Anonymous

    So I looked him up on IMDb…TOTALLY hot.  Here? Totally OUT.  He doesn’t look like the same guy.  A man with beautiful hair should never go out, especially to his movie premiere, with it back in a half-assed ponytail.  He looks like Matthew McConaughey’s lazier brother.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811053804 Stacy Parker Cole

      “He looks like Matthew McConaughey’s lazier brother.”  LOL!! AWESOME comparison!!

  • Anonymous

    Eww. Maybe he’s intentionally obscuring his best assets to make us all mentally undress him? Now I feel sleazy just looking at him….

  • Scott Hester-Johnson

    Men’s Warehouse Two for One Sale!

  • shorty j

    wtf is this nonsense? he looks like Woody Harrelson after a three-day bender, and drawn as a cartoon character. 
    I’m channeling my High-Expectations-Having Asian Father when I say this: “I love you, but I’m disappointed by the choices you’ve made.”
    What adds insult to injury is you can sit here and imagine how much hotter he COULD have been. If he let the hair down and just wore normal glasses? It would be like Fabio, Sexy Librarian. Instead he looks like a professional wrestler whose mom is dragging him to church.

  • Anonymous

    OUT! 

    What is wrong with his right eyebrow?

    • http://julia-here.livejournal.com/ Julia(blue)

      He was attacked in a West Hollywood bar about two years ago by a reall-life douchebag with a broken bottle. He almost lost his eye, and the asshole got extra time because he was in the habit of such behavior. 

      Jason is, by every evidence of live appearances and industry gossip, one of the sweetest human beings ever given breath, but he’s a midwest hippie kid/surfer/ SF actor and none of those instill good taste. To complicate matters further, he’s married to Lisa Bonet, a style rebel of the more annoying sort.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        Yeah, he’s a damn good guy.  And it’s not just a scar — he had to have major reconstructive surgery which ended his modeling career.  And he did an outstanding job on Stargate Atlantis.  (Haven’t seen Game of Thrones yet, but I’m sure he gives a great performance there too)

        • Anonymous

          Performance, you say?  If you haven’t seen the sex scenes in Game of Thrones yet, then…oh my.  Whoo!  Is it suddenly very warm in here, or….

          And Sean Bean, too!

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    Out.  not working his good looks at all. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

    Out. out out out.

  • Rand Ortega

    He seems to have gotten style tips from his paramour, Lisa Bonet, who has unfortunately worked the ragamuffin look for the better part of 2 decades.

    • Anonymous

      They seem to have bonded over being genetically blessed people doing their best to downplay their tremendously impressive looks (for unknown and unknowable reasons) with the worst. clothes. possible.

  • Anonymous

    “ew” is right, in so many areas.  The thing that jumped out to me right off is the weirdness of his eyebrows.  WTF is going on there?  I don’t care ofr or expect an eyebrow waxed and plucked to drag queen perfection on a man but these look like some sort of accident happened to his forehead.  That combined with those stupid, ugly glasses and his face is just ruined.
    Oh, and button at least one of the buttons.  It reeks of “Brute” and Bruce Lee.

    • Anonymous

      He was attacked by a guy with a bottle in a West Hollywood bar a few years back. Almost lost his eye.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh, out! What a disaster.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carey-Cawthorne/1295384953 Carey Cawthorne

    This is the guy who can rock a beard and a undershirt but he turns up looking like this??? Jason, wtf? OUT!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/dreadpirategreyson/3907695723/

  • Victoria Sharoyan

    You guys killed me with “Conan the Librarian.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DO54ICWQLRD2STHRSELEATLSKY Cindy

    He looks like Mickey Rourke on a bad day…  Eww.. Out, Out, Out.  (Sorry Mickey!)

  • http://karensbooksandchocolate.blogspot.com/ Karen K.

    As a librarian, I take umbrage at the last comment.  But I do agree he’s definitely OUT.

  • http://profiles.google.com/withano Loren S

    I can only speak for myself, but after those comments he made about getting away with “raping beautiful women” (in-character), I can’t ever see him as hot.  Or in.  Therefore, OUT.  Anyone who hires someone to make him look good should know that making off-the-cuff jokes about rape is Not Cool.

    • Anonymous

      Ew. Seriously? I’m hoping that joke came from a place of discomfort and distancing himself from playing a character who does, indeed, rape beautiful women in an extremely lavish HBO production. At least he acknowledged that the character is a rapist…(progress???)

      Whatever his intentions were, though, ew.

      • http://profiles.google.com/withano Loren S

        I couldn’t remember what exactly the quote was, so I looked it up!  From the Comic Con live blog here: http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/the-fien-print/posts/comic-con-live-blog-hbos-game-of-thrones

        3:53 p.m. ”I’ve never been a part of anything remotely close to this,” Momoa says, when asked to compare working on a Sci Fi Channel show to working on an HBO show. He loves that scifi and fantasy shows let you “rip someone’s throat out and rape beautiful women.”

        Granted, nobody believes that he’s about to go ripping out people’s throats, but the “aww yeah I get to pretend to rape beautiful women” attitude definitely turned me off him.

      • http://profiles.google.com/withano Loren S

        The rest of the cast’s reaction is rather heartening, though.

        http://fuckyeahkitharington.tumblr.com/post/7918125902

        • Anonymous

          Well, that’s something. Also, it should be noted that ripping out people’s tongues is an extremely gross thing to want to do…

          What I want to see is George R.R. Martin’s reaction! Especially since the rape scene AND the tongue scene were not even in the book.

  • Anonymous

    Out. And he’s wearing way too much cologne. Trust me, I just know.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C65IT4K6RYN4TWRMFJOI3VUDAI Olechka Milashka

    I don’t know who he is, but he looks sleazy and gross.  OUT

  • Anonymous

    NO.

  • Anonymous

    Lounge lizard. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    O-U-T, if only for his eyebrows.  Yikes.

  • Anonymous

    Eww, seriously, eww. I hate how that suit fits him, definitely hating the facial hair and sunglasses and the silk think in his pocket looks like some chick stuck her thong in his pocket. Ick and OUT.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    OUT!!!!  He needs to go home, take a shower, shave, and then put on something that fits and flatters.  And lose those horrendous glasses in the process! 

    • Anonymous

      I’d rather he took something off. 

  • Judy_J

    OUT!  Those eyebrows scare me….

  • Anonymous

    I actually had to google other images of him to see who he was, and this mess is just unrecognizable – unfortunately so…   OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, that is the epitome of the Hot Mess. His eyebrows look like they were glued onto the sunglasses, sort of like a hipster version of those old Groucho Marx glasses you could buy in the novelty shop.

  • Anonymous

    The face-chiseled by the gods.  His body is fabulous.  This suit and those glasses are a crime. 

    Out.  I weep.  I must go look at him in his mostly naked Conan glory to get over this nightmare.

  • Anonymous

    Out. I’m going to Google him so I can see what the fuss is about. In this picture he looks like an inflated Johnny Depp on a bad day. Really bad suit, and I hate his jewelry. Big man rings are so tacky. 

  • http://twitter.com/Juliaismagic Julia

    Ewwwwwwwwwww. OUT. 

  • http://twitter.com/Juliaismagic Julia

    Ewwwwwwwwwww. OUT. 

  • Anonymous

    Conan the Librarian, indeed. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Conan the Librarian, indeed. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Holy majoley!  I didn’t even recognize this guy, not even after you brought up Game of Thrones.  I had to Google him and then what a shock I got.  How did he manage to make himself so the opposite of hot?  In these pictures, he looks like the guy at the bar you pray doesn’t approach you and if he does you run to the bathroom before he gets to you. 

  • Anonymous

    Such a downer after seeing him on Game of Thrones. When he’s not filming, he should wax those brows too.

  • Anonymous

    OUT.  Don’t know who he is, don’t want to find out more.

  • http://twitter.com/jennawaterford Jenna Waterford

    Eyebrows…. I cannot unsee those eyebrows of DOOOOM!

    • http://twitter.com/algaechick Crystal

      In the first two pictures I thought they were part of the glasses, some weird triangle tops on them! They at least need a brushing in one direction-they’re going EVERYWHERE!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know, I’m totally distracted by the hot. I’ll give him an OUT, but his clothes in no way diminish his foxiness.

  • Anonymous

    I feel like Rip Van Winkle. I have no earthly idea who this dude is, but he looks really skeevy here. He looks like the publisher of a porno magazine.

  • Anonymous

    He looks like the unholy spawn of Fabio and Johnny Depp.

    • Anonymous

      Oh god, it’s so true.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I googled Jason Momoa and am in shock.  How can someone that hot manage to look so awful?  I almost feel there should be an award for this styling–completely obliterating so much hotness must have taken a lot of thought and planning.  

  • http://profiles.google.com/angelarosesarno angela rose sarno

    ewwww

  • Christine Campbell

    OUT.  I have nothing more to say because I don’t want my image of Jason to be ruined by remaining on this image one second longer than I have to.

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    I did not recognize the name, and when you said Game of Thrones and I looked at the picture I tried to map it onto one of the Starke sons. It was the exotic last name that tipped me off that this was the Khal in mufti. I think it is a great look if his purpose is not to be recognized on the street, but… out.

  • Anonymous

    For a (badly articulated) man with such an imposing body, he looks quite harmless, which could’ve made the suit work. But his skin tone is clashing with the grey, and it doesn’t work at all. I agree with TLo. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Conan The Librarian…hee!

    I fight! I kill! I love…a good book. Holy Shit that should have been a skit on SNL, or In Living Color, or The Kids in the Hall.

    The Dewey Decimal System is my Code, and I shall live by that code no matter what the cost! No Talking in the reading room!

    Oh what? Right. Clothes, Fashion. I will cut off the hand of any man who dare bring in a book late!

    He’s in. He’s Ronon Dex/Khal Drogo and he if he can work an animal hide freshly skinned, he for damned sure can made a puddly grey suit with a dusty rose snot rag work.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000020870811 Joe Murphy

      Holy Shit that should have been a skit on SNL, or In Living Color, or The Kids in the Hall.
      It was in Weird Al Yankovic’s movie UHF.

  • MilaXX

    Cosign on everything T and Lo said. One other pet peeve I have are his brows. They are horrible. He doesn’t need overgroomed brows like Ms Clinique’s, but they shouldn’t be this bushy, going in 5 directions mess has got to go.
    OUT on so many levels.

    • Anonymous

      The only thing I can see are those eyebrows! They’re killing me.

      • MilaXX

        exactly! It’s the first thing the eye is drawn to.

  • Anonymous

    The outfit & styling has taken away all his Pacific Islander good looks.  Now he just looks like someone’s stunt double. **OUT**

  • Joyce VG

    He’s a mess.  OUT.

  • Joyce VG

    He’s a mess.  OUT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WendyLKaufman Wendy Kaufman

    WT is the deal with the no tie and underpants in the jacket breast pocket thing? Seems to be sweeping Hollywood. Is this the same stylist or something?

  • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

    Out. He is not my thing. I don’t know why everyone is making a to-do about him.

  • Anonymous

    *sigh* Poor Jason Momoa. Obviously, out, but I feel so bad for him saying it. The three things he’s best known for are, basically, playing a barbarian, playing a noble savage, and playing a barbarian. I THINK what he’s doing here is trying to NOT look like a barbarian while still being hot, which is probably exactly what he SHOULD be doing, both as an actor and a person, but this is not a… good… way to do it.

    I’ve actually never seen him without a beard and mustache before, which is possibly why I had no idea it was him playing Conan? Anyway. I would not have guessed this, but the stubble look is not for him. As much as I think some of the other things weren’t good styling or cut choices, it’s the stubble that’s bothering me the most. I think he needs to go with either a beard or entirely clean-shaven.

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      Ronan Dex was neither a barbarian nor a savage.  His civilization was at about the level of 1950′s United States.  (Sorry, love that show:)

      • Anonymous

        I liked it too! :) It’s true that his civilization was ultimately portrayed that way, once we finally saw it. That said, his character, in terms of initial presentation and on-going characterization, was very much in the stereotypical barbarian line. A barbarian by choice and necessity rather than by history and upbringing, so to speak. (I should probably also note that I’m using barbarian in the Hollywood/Conan sense rather than a more pejorative sense – it’s a stereotype either way, but I think Hollywood sees it as at least a partially positive stereotype.)

  • Anonymous

    Ew, he looks like the slimy guy at the bar who spends the entire evening hitting on everything in a skirt.
    I don’t agree that the open shirt/necklace thing works for him. Not with a suit. It always reads sleazebag to me.

  • Patricia Biswanger

    OUT.  Too much going on, too many layers:  jacket, vest, shirt, necklace.  Also, what gives with the eyebrows?  Do they always look like this?  (Never heard of him before this.)

  • http://twitter.com/aidanboleyn Aidan B

    Does anyone else think he was trying to look like Johnny Depp?

  • AlwaysBeenTim

    By ‘landing strip’ are you refering to the soul patch?

    (or, as the kids used to call it, a “flavor saver”)

  • Anonymous

    Is it even appropriate to wear a vest in the summer…without a tie?  I guess those are silly rules, but he looks a little silly to me.  I guess I should really watch GoT to figure out who this guy is, huh?  Is he the new Conan (the Barbarian, not the red-headed late night host)?  Yes, I should go look him up myself, I know. :-)

    • Anonymous

      Thank you for mentioning the vest!  I can’t believe nobody else went off on the vest (though there’s so much to go off on here).  Vest with no tie is the height of leisure suit.  Also the two pockets on the right side of his jacket are adding to the too-much-going-on.  I’m sure there’s a sartorial term for that double pocket, but I can’t imagine it ever not looking too busy.

      Also, the comments on this post are some of the funniest ever.

  • http://twitter.com/moijojojo Moira Jones

    He’s seriously woofy, but I lost all hope for this guy as soon as I found out he was with Lisa Bonet (aka Lilikoi Moon GAH!). I mean, CTFO…she’s never gonna approve RC-ready/appropriate outfits for her Hawai’ian warrior.

  • Anonymous

    IN!
    Finest. Man. Alive.

  • Margot Brose

    He looks like a lounge lizard in naughty librarian glasses. OUT!

  • Anonymous

    Eyebrows, Lawd help me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

    OUT.

    What’s with the eyebrows? Is that a look he needs for one of the roles he plays or is he too lazy to see an esthetician?

  • http://www.kittenmasks.com/ kittenmasks

    Is it just me or does it look like his eyes are burrowing at the opposite corners of his head?

  • Sara__B

    I work in a public library. Don’t I just WISH Conan the Librarian would show up at library conferences in my state! (Male librarians around here don’t often wear suits, unless they’re attending important meetings at the local or state level, and they button their shirts, wear ties, and ditch the pocket poof when they do.) But I digress. OUT – he’s making that expensive suit look cheap.

  • Anonymous

    OUT!  He looks like a low-level mafioso.  I don’t care how ripped you are, you don’t wear a suit and vest with three shirt buttons undone!  And a necklace!

    And the caterpillars over his eyes?  One word, honey:  WAX!

  • Anonymous

    OUT!  He looks like a low-level mafioso.  I don’t care how ripped you are, you don’t wear a suit and vest with three shirt buttons undone!  And a necklace!

    And the caterpillars over his eyes?  One word, honey:  WAX!

  • Anonymous

    Out.

  • Anonymous

    Out.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t see anything but Raven Symone’s eyebrows.  

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    So OUT it hurts.  His regular look is not my cup of tea, but here every iota of hot has been removed.  Shocking that a bad stylist can turn eye candy into a massive douchelord with the application of crappy sunglasses and ill advised facial hair.  Go home, shower, shave and find a tailor who doesn’t hate you.  I’ll wait here.

  • Anonymous

    OUT! Smarmy.

  • Anonymous

    Out because this reads porn star to me.  I didn’t see Game of Thrones and am not much of a fan of remakes although Conan The Barbarian is hardly a sacred  cow in my book but if he’s as fabulous as you say,I’m tempted to see how he looks in a loin cloth! 

  • Anonymous

    What, you gotta problem with pink kleenex? (that’s actually the least of it. I don’t have time to go into all the details of why boyfriend is out.)

  • Elena

    Out!

  • Anonymous

    Laughably bad. Out.

  • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

    Out, but he can come in anytime.

  • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

    Out, but he can come in anytime.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Ha ha!  Out.  It’s a shame.

  • Anonymous

    OUT for his eyebrows alone. 

  • Lori Greenberg

    He was quite good on Stargate as Ronin, he had decent comedic timing, and looked utterly fab in post-apocalyptic-warrior leather. He really looks awful here. I can’t even get to the suit, it’s the hair and tinted glasses that are really criminal, as you said. It reminds me of those hipster guys who purposely try to make themselves look uglier with contrived facial hair, but in this case, he just looks like a sleaze. He could do sooo much better. Oh, and of course, he has a baby with Lisa Bonnet (yes, I just looked that up). First Lenny Kravitz, now this guy. She has good taste in guys. Damn. xoxol

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000093053067 Kris Bosh

    Total OUT!  What’s with the eyebrows?
     

  • Anonymous

    I’m not usually this shallow, and I’m not usually so taken with men who look like this (seriously, they intimidate the hell out of me), but he’s so ridiculously gorgeous I’m giving him an IN, minus a couple points for the unbuttoned shirt and those (perhaps) intentionally weird eyebrows. Did he shave a small section off his left brow, or is it just out of control?

    But, holy cats, I don’t care about those minor issues. To reiterate: IN

  • GLORIA BIDMEAD

    he’s HOT as hell and I would take him in a heartbeat!!!!!! I have yet to see a bad pic of him and I can’t wait to meet him at NY Comic Con *squeeeeeeel*

  • Anonymous

    A three-piece suit with the chest baring shirt just looks styoopid!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BA6BTBV4V3MQRX6K2HDEL7Y7TU MerridithK

    WTF is this???  OUT!  

  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    I just started watching Game of Thrones, and I was a huge Stargate fan, but I have to say that he does not look at all as yummy as he can in this outfit. You guys nailed it on the head with this assessment! Out!

  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    I just started watching Game of Thrones, and I was a huge Stargate fan, but I have to say that he does not look at all as yummy as he can in this outfit. You guys nailed it on the head with this assessment! Out!

  • Amanda in Austin

    What is going on with his eyebrows?!?!?

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    either logical or fascinating, mr. spock.

  • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

    Sorry T and Lo, have to disagree with you on the buttons.  Chest hair has no place on a red carpet.

  • Anonymous

    He looks a helluva lot better without the pounds of eyeliner he wore on Game of Thrones.  Still, OUT.  I know he’s got an amazing body and the face is pretty good too but he just always seems ridiculous in any of his various warrior guises.  Not my cup of tea.

  • Anonymous

    So OUT. This is just so bad on every level. Don’t these people have mirrors? Gah!

  • Anonymous

    Please, make it stop!

    ETA that’s a waaay serious out.

  • Anonymous

    Conan the Librarian is a crime against humanity. This is so *not* the way I’m used to seeing him, I had to check IMDB to be sure he was who I thought he was.
    OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Would have been much better without the clothes!
    *sigh* Ok fine, I’ll look at the clothes instead of trying to squint past those stupid sunglasses. The jacket is so ill fitted that it looks like he’s trying to conceal a spare tire. If his chest hair was really yearning to be free, he would have been fine with just the top button undone. Being unbuttoned down to the vest just  …… wait, what? He’s wearing a vest yet felt compelled to leave half his shirt unbuttoned? Hmmmmmm. The soul patch skeeves me out, however I am a fan of his eyebrows. I like the high arch and I think his scar is sexy. The way the glasses cut right under his eyebrows makes them look strange though.Honestly, he would have looked great had the jacket been tailored, the shirt buttoned, the hair down, and sans sunglasses. I like to think he’s just not familiar with wearing clothes. :D

    Edited: I forgot say OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, totally did not even realize who this was until I saw “Conan the Librarian.”  This is a sad, sad look for such a good looking man.

  • Christina MacDonnell

    OUT.   liked him better with the game of thrones eyeliner.  and his hair looks seriously awful.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. His face is cute, but that’s about it for the postives here. He has too much fabric on, especially around the midsection, which we all know is perfectly chiseled. Can’t see that here though.

  • Anonymous

    The word I shouted when I saw this post was not so much Out as Off. As in “take the damn glasses, ponytail holder and clothes OFF!!” There. Much better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/raweiser Rachel Weiser

    I have to cover my eyes and urge my fingers to type this out, but-

    OUT.

    And please know this ruling comes with heaviest of hearts. I’ve had a special fondness in my heart for that brick wall of a sex god ever since Stargate Atlantis. But unfortunately here he reminds me of a two-year-old whose parents had to wrestle him into some ill-fitting clothes for church, when he just wanted to run around naked 24-7 and fling mud at the neighbors. The man can make dreadlocks sexy, yes, but poorly tailored business suits are unfortunately outside his ken.He should talk to Johnny Depp about how to dress with “eccentricity” on the red carpet, and yet look chic while doing it. Then again, Johnny has the luxury of not trying to dress a linebacker’s frame.

    Oh well, Jason. Dem’s the hard knocks of celebrity. I am more than confident you can handle it.

    • Anonymous

      While I agree about taking cues from Johnny Depp – I do think built guys can do suits.  I’ve seen MMA fighters, bodybuilders, AND football players pull off suits (heck, Troy Aikman is a freaking suit catalogue); they just need to be tailored.  Conan here can afford a tailor. 

      Which is not to say I wouldn’t rather see him shirtless…

      • http://www.facebook.com/raweiser Rachel Weiser

        “Which is not to say I wouldn’t rather see him shirtless…”

        Amen is all I have to say.

  • http://twitter.com/Snickleboom Snickleboom

    someone must have told him to dress this way, because he’s usually so freakin’ gorgeous.  I love me some Momoa and it pains me but OUT.  Hair down, glasses off indeed!

  • Anonymous

    The facial hair, the sunglasses, even the ponytail would all be find. I could even get past the “one-too-many” buttons undone on his shirt (sleazy looking, but a hunk can pull off sleazy). But those EYEBROWS. They’re jacked up and scary. Obviously, there’s a scar going on with his left one, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be groomed so that it doesn’t look like his eyes have HORNS.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, I’m not as upset about the fit of the suit as I am about the unbuttoned shirt and necklace.  Ick.  Ick ick ick ick ick.  Take me back to the seventies! 

    OUT.. SOOOOOOOO OUT..

  • http://profiles.google.com/mercbubble42 Jessica O’Connell

    OUT, I’m sorry, I don’t care how nice a chest you have, I’m against you if I see that much chest hair in public. Save it for your shirtless magazine shoots, which I’m sure I’ll enjoy immensely. Thank you.

  • Anonymous

    Out.  If you are going to wear a suit with a vest, it just looks wrong with so many buttons undone.  Not to mention the hair and glasses, which look like they should be on a person on the beach and not the red carpet.

  • sweetlilvoice

    Anyone else get a Johnny Depp vibe here?

    • Anonymous

      it’s those hideous sunglasses & the gross facial hair. Both Johnny Depp & Tim Burton like to rock the odd colored sunglasses. I guess it’s ~*quirky~*

  • Anonymous

    He just looks a hot mess and I’m getting a sort of Mickey Rourke vide off him….OUT!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

    Yep. Sadly, OUT.

  • Anonymous

    He looks puffy, especially around those beautiful eyes.  I think he’s one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen, but I saw an interview he did recently, and his self-important answers killed any interest I have in any of his upcoming projects.  Learn some humilty, Mr. HAWT, or you won’t have much of a career.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. But good Lord that is a handsome man.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. But good Lord that is a handsome man.

  • Anonymous

    Gross. I’m not familiar with this dude and would be VERY interested to see him sporting a different look, but this one is a total turn-off. OUT.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    I agree with your assessment, but he still looks hot. IN (the minority).

  • http://profiles.google.com/richixcore Richi Robilotto

    OUT.
    He just looks gross, which is sad because he’s such a gorgeous man. 
    Also, he should of kept his facial hair from Game of Thrones, or at least a groomed version of it.

  • Presumptuous Insect

    Jason Momoa can wear anything he wants!  I still lurve him.  Ronon, my barbarian.

    However, I much prefer his usual goatee.

  • Anonymous

    Love the scar on his left eyebrow. It makes him look very rakish.

  • http://toodles.yelp.com AWStevens

    Kfed?  OUT

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2066192 Melissa Mellon

    Methinks he sold his soul patch to the devil.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. I cannot believe he can actually look like THIS. So sad. Something about him in this suit reminds me a little bit of David Hasselhoff. That is not a good thing.

  • Anonymous

    the landing strip AND the school ring please. OUT

  • Anonymous

    no one’s eyebrows should look like this ^ ^

  • Anonymous

    HOLY CRAP!  What the hell happeded to him?

  • Anonymous

    I was waitng for you bitches to get to this.

    He’s smoking hot, but the suit comes short. Then again, I wouldn’t want too see him in a tux anyway, if that’s what you want.

  • Joe Felan

    Love you TLo but no he can NOT get away with the unbuttoned shirt and necklace.

  • Anonymous

    There’s a lot of wrong going on here.  OUT!

  • Anonymous

    Out.  The landing strip is not the only “EW” thing here.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/dylan.swain Dylan Swain

    If his shirt had ruffles he could be on the back of “Bat Outta Hell”, standing beside Meatloaf.

    Or is it just me?

  • Anonymous

    WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOT WHYYYY?? O.U.T.

  • Anonymous

    I had no idea who this man was so I looked him up and, oh my god, is he beautiful! I would never have believed it from looking at these photos. I have to agree with TLo that he would be better shirtless, since those are the only other photos I’ve seen of him. OUT!

  • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

    Out.  I cannot get behind the vest with the shirt unbuttoned down to it. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    Aw, I wouldn’t have expected great things from him, he seems to be a pretty casual dude.

  • Anonymous

    This guy is so hot, I would have watched game of thrones even if it was the worst show on tv! He definately hasn’t hired a sylist yet, the pants, pockesquare, hair etc. horrible on one of the hottest guys ever.

  • Kristen Wirick

    I always associated the phrase “landing strip” with a lady’s stylized pubic hair. It works for that little facial fluff thing, though…

  • oohsparkley!

    Those glasses are all wrong.  I love his eyebrows.  The lips, eyes and bod are not bad either.

  • oohsparkley!

    Those glasses are all wrong.  I love his eyebrows.  The lips, eyes and bod are not bad either.

  • Valerie Owens

    Does it really matter what he’s wearing? IN.

  • Anonymous

    Out.
    Come back with a little of Ronon’s fuled on testosterone Charisma and then we would talk… Or not… Or whatever.
    Anyway, I don’t think an open shirt with that kind of suit does work.

  • http://twitter.com/nnkauffman Nina Kauffman

    He looks like a really buff Johnny Depp here.

  • Shawn Hill

    Out!

  • K C

    This clown is definitely OUT.  So gross.  Only appealing to the easily impressed.

  • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

    The reason his eyebrow looks like that is because he was attacked with a broken bottle and had 140 stitches in his face.  I’m amazed all he has is a messed up eyebrow.

  • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

    I want a man on the street look for Jason, since that guy has a lot of style.

  • frankystein123

    OUT. He looks like a total creep here.