This one isn’t a Scrolldown Fug so much as it’s a Scrolldown WTF?
Anne Hathaway attends the European premiere of “One Day” in London in head-to-toe Alexander McQueen.
Alexander McQueen Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans
The dress we neither love nor hate. We were never inclined toward lace, but got used to seeing it and could admit that there are ways to do it well without looking bridal or like a mantilla. But MAN, are we ever tired of looking at it now. We’re too busy picking out our outfits and cutting out carbs in preparation for the whirlwind that is Fashion Week coming up, so no thoughts have been spared for things like trendcasting but we pray to Mr. Jesus there aren’t any more shows in our future where 20 girls walk out looking like doilies. PLEASE, fashion world, let this trend go. You’ve flogged it to death.
Anyway, after all that bitching, we can say the dress is fine, even if we’re tired of lace. She should never have chosen that white clutch, though. Instantly takes the look to Bride Land. Except when you look down, and then we’re apparently in Rodeo Hooker Land. Seriously, WHAT is going ON with those shoes? What a horrible choice to pair with that dress. The sandals that the model’s sporting make much more sense than these clodhoppers. Honestly, if she was standing in front of us (and not repeatedly slapping us for bitching about past outfits), we’d have a hard time keeping our eyes on her face. Everything about the look says “Look down.” That’s where all the visual “weight” is. Really odd choice for footwear with this dress.
IN! A beautiful dress and bold accessorizing, bitches!
OUT! She looks like she’s been bolted to the ground!
Zoe Saldana’s “party in the font, virgin in the back” dress was declared an OUT by the Bitter Kittens.
[Photo Credit: Ian Gavan/Getty Images, style.com]