My goodness, kittens. We need a break from the red carpets and the runways and the reality TV for a moment. It’s all so frantic and attention-seeking and we are delicate little Hummel figurines in the face of such an onslaught.
We need to center ourselves and find our inner calm blue ocean and we bet you do too. Every day needs to stop for a just moment so we can all get a dose of pretty. In other words, it’s Fashiondental Meditation time, darlings.
Let’s all cast aside the cares of the day and our aches and pains. Let’s take a moment from mentally compiling our List of People Who Need to Not exist (cross-referenced with the constantly updated List of Grievances). Let’s close our eyes and let our bodies go limp as we breathe through in the nose and out through the mouth.
Now open your eyes.
Remember to breathe.