The September issue of Cosmo offers three different heretofore-unseen sides of Glee star Dianna Agron:
There’s angelic-with-the-proportions-of-a-superheroine, robot-faced Dianna…
Then there’s dominatrix-with-two-dimensional-forearms robot-faced Dianna…
Dolce & Gabbana
And finally, cougar-with-no-internal-organs robot-faced Dianna. Don’t forget to tweet your favorite to Cosmo.
Also, Dianna says something that rather sweetly and naively illustrates the line separating the celebrity from the non-celebrity:
“It’s really sad looking at people like Lindsay Lohan. She’s an amazing actress, but you see what happens when people know too much about your personal life. They start not being able to look at you the same way professionally. I don’t want that to happen to me.”
Non-celebrities look at Lindsay Lohan and see someone with serious addiction issues and severely irresponsible parents. A celebrity looks at Lindsay Lohan and sees someone who suffers from lack of privacy. It’s not that she doesn’t have a point, but the fact that she looks at Lindsay and sees a cautionary tale about privacy rather than about drugs or the lack of a good support system speaks volumes about how weird it is to be famous.
And isn’t that a little bitchy of her to be saying stuff like that publicly?