2011 Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Posted on August 08, 2011

Second verse, same as the first, bitches.

PinAnnasophia Robb in Malandrino

Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe.

PinCameron Diaz in A.L.C.

She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab.

PinCassie Scerbo

Young ladies, these big fat buns are not doing you any favors. Please stop deploying them. We mean the buns on your heads.

Also, this dress is kind of tacky.

PinCat Deeley in Matthew Williamson

Dress is cute, but she’s turned the red carpet gotta-pee pose into something of an extreme sport. Top THIS pose, ladies.

PinChord Overstreet

This looks like the outfit a much older guy would wear, trying to look younger.

PinCory Monteith

Oh.

Forget what we said about Chord Overstreet. That is NOTHING compared to the William Shatner getup on display here. Cory, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

PinDemi Lovato in BCBG

Cute. Shoes too matchy.

This is the thing now. We’re going to head away from the nude shoe on the RC and everyone’s going to look like a Barbie for the foreseeable future, with DTM shoes as far as the eye can see.

We’re pre-annoyed.

PinElizabeth Banks in J. Mendel

She looks like a mom trying too hard to be a MILF.

PinFivel Stewart

Very cute; love the shape. Minnie Mouse pumps are tired.

PinJustin Bieber

Teenage boys and their affectations; how cute. We never get annoyed with the Bieber because we know he’s going to find this period of his life intensely embarrassing some day, as well he should.

PinKellan Lutz

We don’t think this look suits him all that well – the bigger the guy, the less options he has in clothing – but everything is well put-together and fits him, so we can’t complain.

PinKhloe Kardashian in Roberto Cavalli

Yawn.

Although we do like the look in a draggy sort of way.

PinKourtney Kardashian in Blaque Label

Yawn2.

Nothing here to get excited about.

PinLucy Hale in Cengiz Abazoğlu

We’d like this look better if it had some color and the shoes weren’t so boring.

PinNikki Reed in Etro

Maxis are hard to pull off on the RC but we mostly like this look.

PinRachel Bilson in Chloé

Honey, your dress is made out of tissue paper and you appear to be wearing the boxes the shoes came in rather than the shoes themselves. Start over.

PinSelena Gomez in Erin Fetherston

Pretty, but we hate the beauty queen sash.

PinSkyler Samuels

Skyler has backed up against the step-and-repeat corporate logo backdrop in mortal fear that a photographer will crush her gigantic titbow.

PinTaylor Swift in Rafael Cennamo

Virginal. How … expected.

PinTiffany Hines

She looks adorable, head to toe.

PinTinsel Korey

We’re not sure if the color suits her and those middle-aged middle manager shoes are making us weep inside.

PinZoe Saldana in Lanvin

Fierce.

PinZooey Deschanel in Miu Miu

Strangely shapeless and sad-looking for a girl who normally favors girly, flirty wear.

[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images]

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