Second verse, same as the first, bitches.
Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe.
She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab.
Young ladies, these big fat buns are not doing you any favors. Please stop deploying them. We mean the buns on your heads.
Also, this dress is kind of tacky.
Dress is cute, but she’s turned the red carpet gotta-pee pose into something of an extreme sport. Top THIS pose, ladies.
This looks like the outfit a much older guy would wear, trying to look younger.
Forget what we said about Chord Overstreet. That is NOTHING compared to the William Shatner getup on display here. Cory, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Cute. Shoes too matchy.
This is the thing now. We’re going to head away from the nude shoe on the RC and everyone’s going to look like a Barbie for the foreseeable future, with DTM shoes as far as the eye can see.
She looks like a mom trying too hard to be a MILF.
Very cute; love the shape. Minnie Mouse pumps are tired.
Teenage boys and their affectations; how cute. We never get annoyed with the Bieber because we know he’s going to find this period of his life intensely embarrassing some day, as well he should.
We don’t think this look suits him all that well – the bigger the guy, the less options he has in clothing – but everything is well put-together and fits him, so we can’t complain.
Although we do like the look in a draggy sort of way.
Nothing here to get excited about.
We’d like this look better if it had some color and the shoes weren’t so boring.
Maxis are hard to pull off on the RC but we mostly like this look.
Honey, your dress is made out of tissue paper and you appear to be wearing the boxes the shoes came in rather than the shoes themselves. Start over.
Pretty, but we hate the beauty queen sash.
Skyler has backed up against the step-and-repeat corporate logo backdrop in mortal fear that a photographer will crush her gigantic titbow.
Virginal. How … expected.
She looks adorable, head to toe.
We’re not sure if the color suits her and those middle-aged middle manager shoes are making us weep inside.
Strangely shapeless and sad-looking for a girl who normally favors girly, flirty wear.
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