2011 Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Posted on August 08, 2011

Second verse, same as the first, bitches.

Annasophia Robb in Malandrino

Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe.

Cameron Diaz in A.L.C.

She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab.

Cassie Scerbo

Young ladies, these big fat buns are not doing you any favors. Please stop deploying them. We mean the buns on your heads.

Also, this dress is kind of tacky.

Cat Deeley in Matthew Williamson

Dress is cute, but she’s turned the red carpet gotta-pee pose into something of an extreme sport. Top THIS pose, ladies.

Chord Overstreet

This looks like the outfit a much older guy would wear, trying to look younger.

Cory Monteith

Oh.

Forget what we said about Chord Overstreet. That is NOTHING compared to the William Shatner getup on display here. Cory, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Demi Lovato in BCBG

Cute. Shoes too matchy.

This is the thing now. We’re going to head away from the nude shoe on the RC and everyone’s going to look like a Barbie for the foreseeable future, with DTM shoes as far as the eye can see.

We’re pre-annoyed.

Elizabeth Banks in J. Mendel

She looks like a mom trying too hard to be a MILF.

Fivel Stewart

Very cute; love the shape. Minnie Mouse pumps are tired.

Justin Bieber

Teenage boys and their affectations; how cute. We never get annoyed with the Bieber because we know he’s going to find this period of his life intensely embarrassing some day, as well he should.

Kellan Lutz

We don’t think this look suits him all that well – the bigger the guy, the less options he has in clothing – but everything is well put-together and fits him, so we can’t complain.

Khloe Kardashian in Roberto Cavalli

Yawn.

Although we do like the look in a draggy sort of way.

Kourtney Kardashian in Blaque Label

Yawn2.

Nothing here to get excited about.

Lucy Hale in Cengiz Abazoğlu

We’d like this look better if it had some color and the shoes weren’t so boring.

Nikki Reed in Etro

Maxis are hard to pull off on the RC but we mostly like this look.

Rachel Bilson in Chloé

Honey, your dress is made out of tissue paper and you appear to be wearing the boxes the shoes came in rather than the shoes themselves. Start over.

Selena Gomez in Erin Fetherston

Pretty, but we hate the beauty queen sash.

Skyler Samuels

Skyler has backed up against the step-and-repeat corporate logo backdrop in mortal fear that a photographer will crush her gigantic titbow.

Taylor Swift in Rafael Cennamo

Virginal. How … expected.

Tiffany Hines

She looks adorable, head to toe.

Tinsel Korey

We’re not sure if the color suits her and those middle-aged middle manager shoes are making us weep inside.

Zoe Saldana in Lanvin

Fierce.

Zooey Deschanel in Miu Miu

Strangely shapeless and sad-looking for a girl who normally favors girly, flirty wear.

[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images]

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  • Anonymous

    Maybe I’m a prude but I feel like the Kardashians aren’t people that teens should be “choosing.”  *cheers*  “We loved your sex tape, Kim!!!”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EYYAY25W7VS5BYCOCTK62SSUBI tw125

       No one would even remember Kim’s sex tape if the prudes would let it go. It’s been years and she’s much more famous for her TV show now.  And I’d rather have the Kardashians around than any of those people from Jersey Shore.

      • Anonymous

        Let’s comprise. Both groups have two things in common. They both have television shows. They are all horribly shallow people.

        • Anonymous

          I think they are all disgusting people.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3CGY36NG25QFIZQOLMH7SQTKLU andrew

    Zoe fierce?  Nope, not today.  I covet Cameron Diaz’s shoes.  And Cat Deely always makes me smile.  She just always looks sparkly and happy.

  • Jenn B

    LOVE Cat Deeley on DWTS. But as much as I would love to be such a tall drink of water, I question the minis she wears a lot. They are just not flattering on super thin legs. Not body snarking I swear — just questioning the dressing for your body aspect of that look.

    I do wonder what some of these folks did to be invited!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1335527899 Claire Tinsley

       She’s the host of So You Think You Can Dance, not DWTS. Sorry, I LOVE SYTYCD and I love Cat Deeley so I’m being picky!

      • Jenn B

        GAWD — I can’t believe I wrote DWTS. I have never even seen that show!  I got my acronyms mixed up. I am also a SYTYCD fan, I’m watching SYTYCD Canada at the same time and my husband is ready to leave me over four straight days of dancing a week.

  • Anonymous

    Yep. Too old. Some names pop up but I guess the vastness of my ignorance of the future of the medias of entertainment should make me feel ashamed of myself but I can’t bother.
    I’m going back to my nerd world, play Parasite Eve 3d birthday and fight off some slackers, thank you very much. 

  • Anne Slovin

    I love that Zoe Saldana is rocking a mid-length dress.  Gives me some hope for the rest of us.

  • Valerie Owens

    Hahaha! Shatner getup. You guys nailed that one!

  • http://twitter.com/EmanuelIuhas Emanuel Iuhas

    Like it Selena Gomez & Fivel Stewart.

  • http://twitter.com/EmanuelIuhas Emanuel Iuhas

    Chord Overstreet whre he came from? The soccer camp? And BTW , the carpet was blue , not red!   :))

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C65IT4K6RYN4TWRMFJOI3VUDAI Olechka Milashka

      yup, I thought the same thing – blue carpet, not red :)

  • Anonymous

    Maybe it’s just cuz I stopped wearing short skirts a looong time ago, but the minis seem really mini…like with just a tiny hand gesture I could fix a vedgie.

    and Zoe is showing them all how to look good without looking like you’re trying. I even love the ankle strap shoes.

  • Anonymous

    Why don’t the guys at the events seem to even try at all?  On the other hand, why don’t the ladies throw on jeans and a t-shirt and call it dressed?

    • MilaXX

      What annoys me is men RC trends always lean towards sloppy, while women’s gear towards slutty.

  • Anonymous

    Why don’t the guys at the events seem to even try at all?  On the other hand, why don’t the ladies throw on jeans and a t-shirt and call it dressed?

  • Anonymous

    Oh, you guys REALLY need to check out pics of Lucy Hale from the back. It gets ticky tacky fast and if you see a side shot of the shoes they are anything but boring. Fug for sure but NOT boring. Seriously, check it out.

    Is Zooey Deschanel a gramma? Stitch up the skirt to make shorts and you’ve got swimwear from the early 20th century.

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      Worse. She’s a hipster.  My gym shows one of her videos (her band is actually named “She and Him” which just makes me want to punch her on principle) and even without sound I can just hear the twee.  It even ends with her doing a bunny hop gesture. 

    • Anonymous

      Lucy’s shoes are not boring.

    • Anonymous

      Lucy’s shoes are not boring.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, you guys REALLY need to check out pics of Lucy Hale from the back. It gets ticky tacky fast and if you see a side shot of the shoes they are anything but boring. Fug for sure but NOT boring. Seriously, check it out.

    Is Zooey Deschanel a gramma? Stitch up the skirt to make shorts and you’ve got swimwear from the early 20th century.

  • scottyf

    I guess all of the young men of color’s invitations got lost in the mail.

    • http://twitter.com/velleitas Isy

      Who though? Hahaha!

      • scottyf

        Well, we could pull from the list of some of the nominees:
        Jason DerüloLL Cool JLamar OdomRico RodriguezDwayne JohnsonKen JeongJaden SmithAlbert PujolsGeorge LopezCee Lo GreenEnrique Iglesias

        Granted, some of these fellows are rather long in the tooth. But hell, a pic of that dapper young Rico Rodriguez from Modern Family would be a refreshing change from the same old list of males.

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          Most of these men did not walk the red carpet.

          We take your point about featuring more men of color on the blog, but we can’t magically force them to walk a red carpet. Go to Getty Images and search on the Teen Choice Awards. It’s a sea of white people. We’re not sure how we missed Jason Derulo because his suit is amazing, but there’s a good chance those pictures weren’t available when we compiled the post.

          • scottyf

            I truly appreciate the reply.

            As I’ve said before, I very much respect that this is your “house,” and that part of what makes it such a dynamic experience for me, is your passion for the material you choose. I wouldn’t enjoy it half as much if you didn’t.

            I think you’ve kind of made the point: you’re not going to find pics of black and other male celebrities of color in the conventional sources. I had to do a myriad of searches, changing parameters and such before I found this one pic (and as you said, it was probably made available after you fellows went to press). There are websites out there that do find those sources, but you’ve got your own schedules, goals and deadlines on a daily basis. It’s hardly reasonable to expect you to change your routine to do so.

            Unfortunately, it’s posts like this that highlight the disparity and lead to this Queen’s frustration. But again, I really respect you Soul Brothers (and I DO think of you as Soul Brothers) for taking time to address it.

          • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

            We can’t go to unconventional picture sources for two reasons: we don’t have the time if we want to post 5 or 6 posts a day, and we risk a lawsuit if we just lift pictures from other sites. We pay for the pictures we us. In fact, we pay a sizable monthly fee to Getty Images in order to have pictures for the blog.

          • scottyf

            *Heads to Getty Images to slap those bitches upside the head for not including more men of color*

        • http://www.celestiae.net Isy

          Ah, yes. My “who though” comment was mostly aimed at entertainment in general for being so monochromatic and homogenous. I don’t really watch TV much these days, but shows aimed at young people (I’m thinking the tween – mid twenties crowd) generally suffer a dearth of non white people, and if they *do* exist– again, I don’t know– they have relatively zero name-recognition next to everyone else, I think. Like, I know who Ian Sommerholder is by just looking at him, but I don’t know what show or movie he’s from. That’s what I mean by who. It’s nothing that TLo can do anything about!

        • http://www.celestiae.net Isy

          Ah, yes. My “who though” comment was mostly aimed at entertainment in general for being so monochromatic and homogenous. I don’t really watch TV much these days, but shows aimed at young people (I’m thinking the tween – mid twenties crowd) generally suffer a dearth of non white people, and if they *do* exist– again, I don’t know– they have relatively zero name-recognition next to everyone else, I think. Like, I know who Ian Sommerholder is by just looking at him, but I don’t know what show or movie he’s from. That’s what I mean by who. It’s nothing that TLo can do anything about!

    • Anonymous

      “like” meaning “right on & wtf”

    • Anonymous

      I went back to part one to see if any young men of color had just gotten left behind there, but nope. The most I could come up with is that Darren Criss is half-Filipino, which counts, but his roles make it clear how easy he passes. 

      • scottyf

        Oh, it turns out that young men of color received their invitations after all. Including a resplendent Jason Derulo, who actually dressed for the occasion–you know, the way the young women do? It would have been interesting to hear T&Lo critique a new face, instead of  the same cadre of males garbed in the same forgettable garments once again. But for some reason our venerable hosts chose not to feature him.

        • Anonymous

          I don’t know who Jason Derulo is, but that’s one serious suit going on there.

          Speaking of young  males of color, Rico Rodriguez is quite the little star. I’d watch a show about Manny and his very white uncle(?) Luke (for real. That kid is practically translucent) in a second.

          • scottyf

            Both of those young men have PHENOMENAL comic timing. The brilliance of the young actors on that show is a casting coup. And I love how the adult actors (also casting Nirvana) always acknowledge the integral part the young people play in the success of the show. I’d watch a show with Rico and Nolan too! They could easily be the new Odd Couple.

  • scottyf

    I guess all of the young men of color’s invitations got lost in the mail.

  • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

    Is it me or does Kellan Lutz’s head look insanely small relative to his body? Or *is* his head that small? In any case, it looks weird.

    • Anonymous

      It’s not you.  I immediately noticed it as well.  Check out the width of one of his thighs – his head is definitely smaller than that!!!

  • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

    Is it me or does Kellan Lutz’s head look insanely small relative to his body? Or *is* his head that small? In any case, it looks weird.

  • Anonymous

    I like Cat’s dress but not her shoes or her crayon yellow hair.  Cory Monteith frightened me when I scrolled down to his. Reminds me of McGyver.  Zoe Saldana looks fab.

  • Anonymous

    I like Cat’s dress but not her shoes or her crayon yellow hair.  Cory Monteith frightened me when I scrolled down to his. Reminds me of McGyver.  Zoe Saldana looks fab.

  • http://twitter.com/foodhussy foodhussy

    I thought Elizabeth Banks was Julie Bowen from Modern Family – it so did NOT look like EB!

  • http://twitter.com/foodhussy foodhussy

    I thought Elizabeth Banks was Julie Bowen from Modern Family – it so did NOT look like EB!

  • Shawn Hill

    Minnie Mouse shoes are timeless, and Cameron had to go minimal with those shoes; what pattern would have worked? Legs for days!

  • Shawn Hill

    Minnie Mouse shoes are timeless, and Cameron had to go minimal with those shoes; what pattern would have worked? Legs for days!

  • Anonymous

    That dress Zooey is wearing makes her legs look huge. Anybody agree? I do love that dress Zoe Saldana’s wearing but it also slightly squishes her boobs.
    So. Over. All of the Kardashians.

  • Anonymous

    Wait, I don’t see how Demi Lovato’s shoes are too matchy. They look chartreuse, while her dress is yellow and taupe. This seems like the opposite of too matchy, in a good way.

    • Anonymous

      From what I’ve seen it looks like the trend will be “not quite” matched, rather than dyed-to-match, shoes.
      Which could get even more annoying, even more quickly.

  • Anonymous

    The sad thing is there are photos of Taylor from this same event holding down that dress in a gust of staged air — clearly it’s her Marilyn “subway” dress. She so desperately wants to be something she just isn’t.  

  • Anonymous

    That virginal/Marilyn Monroe dress coupled with the patented blue steel/DiCaprio squint makes me wish Taylor Swift goes away and never comes back. EVER.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C65IT4K6RYN4TWRMFJOI3VUDAI Olechka Milashka

    Zoe Soldana WERQ!

  • http://twitter.com/velleitas Isy

    Why is Justin Beiber’s bowtie hanging off though? Like, how do you make a conscious decision to wear one but not clasp it. Can girls now put on a dress and leave it unzipped? I don’t understand at all.

  • http://twitter.com/velleitas Isy

    Why is Justin Beiber’s bowtie hanging off though? Like, how do you make a conscious decision to wear one but not clasp it. Can girls now put on a dress and leave it unzipped? I don’t understand at all.

    • Anonymous

      And I’m of the generation where we knew how to tie a bow tie, and wearing a durpy fake-o tie was really tacky.  So imagine my horror.  But the the Beib pretty much makes my stomach churn a bit anyhow.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    I thought Demi Lovato was Shania Twain. And THAT is not good.

  • Anonymous

    Who ARE these people?

    • Anonymous

      It really doesn’t much matter.  The vast majority of them will fade back into well deserved obscurity when their 15 minutes are up.

  • Anonymous

    Who ARE these people?

  • Anonymous

    I love Elizabeth Bank’s dress and she looks great in it…best deployment of a leather dress award.

  • Anonymous

    I love Elizabeth Bank’s dress and she looks great in it…best deployment of a leather dress award.

    • Anonymous

      I agree!  It almost erases the memory of Mary Michael’s leather disaster from earlier.

  • Anonymous

    fyi, boys, this post still hasn’t shown up in my google reader. Usually the delay isn’t quite this long (judging from the time of your tweet). I hope it’s just slow and it’s not another hacker!

  • Anonymous

    fyi, boys, this post still hasn’t shown up in my google reader. Usually the delay isn’t quite this long (judging from the time of your tweet). I hope it’s just slow and it’s not another hacker!

  • Anonymous

    the pick me up i needed for midday. LMFAO! 

  • Anonymous

    the pick me up i needed for midday. LMFAO! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniëla-van-Rein/100000739967721 Daniëla van Rein

    The funny thing is that Lucy Hale’s shoes look boring in this picture, because it is taken from the front. she’s actually wearing very dramatic shoes when photgraphed from the side.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786229820 Rhonda Hanson

    I love you guys but your posts are becoming way too negative all the time. Do you like anyone?

  • Anonymous

    After scrolling through all those minis and overwrought frocks, Zoe Saldana looks like a cool drink of water. 

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I have to disagree.  Zoe’s dress is one of the worst I’ve ever seen her wear.  I hate the belt.

    Most of these dresses are just awful.  Cameron’s shoes are the one bright spot.

  • Judy_J

    I am drooling over Cameron’s shoes.  I want them on my feet, NOW!

  • Annie Booton

    Lucy’s shoes actually have no heel. And the back of that dress is INSANITY HOT.

  • http://twitter.com/hmbscully Wendy

    Did you see the back of Lucy Hale’s dress?! One of those “no bra AND no underwear” type backs. TACKY.

  • iCouture

    I don’t even want Kellen Lutz to wear clothes around me anyhow, sooo….. 

  • Anonymous

    Is Chord Overstreet really wearing two necklaces? Are we going to see man jewelry try to make a comeback with the matchy shoes? 
    Cameron’s shoes are unbelievable cute.

  • Anonymous

    Zoe for the win with Cameron’s shoes coming in a close second. I have to say, though, a post with two Kardashians and a Bieb gives me a stomach ache.

  • Anonymous

    I know I’m 100 years old compared to these people but how short can these skirts really go? Someday my sweet 10 year old will want to go out with her who-haw hanging out for all to see. I’m depressed and old – I know.

  • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

    Dear god, more Kardashians.

  • Anonymous

    i  ADORE zoe saldana’s outfit, covet cammie’s shoes, zooey is making me sad, and i kinda love khloe kardash, just because she’s the only one that isn’t 5′ 3″ with perfect curves. is that weird?

  • MilaXX

    Annasophia Robb – Cute and I don;t even mind the shoes.Cameron Diaz – her shoes are doing all the heavy lifting here.Cassie Scerbo – The entire outfit is a bit dated. The dress looks too piano bar singer.Cat Deeley – Okay lookChord Overstreet – That looks like something Jim Carey would wear trying to be hip.Cory Monteith – Is this where men’s RC looks are headed? Boots with the pants sloppily tucked in?
    Elizabeth Banks – Not a bad dress, but I just can’t get over summer leather.Fivel Stewart – Cute but I can;t wait for minnie mouse pumps to be done with.
    Justin Bieber – The bow tie looks stupid and I see baby Usher has now followed in his mentor’s footsteps and gotten both ears pierced.Kellan Lutz – Pants are too long, but overall I like th look.Khloe Kardashian – Between the too long extensions and the too flowy dress she looks a lot drag queen-y and yet still boring.Kourtney Kardashian – This would have been better as a baby doll. I simply don’t understand the love of the mullet dress.
    Lucy Hale – Cute, I agree a pop of color somewhere would have been nice, but overall this is a good outfit.
    Nikki Reed – This is how you werq a maxi.Rachel Bilson – I could give the dress a pass, but I hate the shoes.Selena Gomez – Lose the sash and this look is nearly perfect.Skyler Samuels – I’d love this sans boob bow.Taylor Swift – YAWNTiffany Hines – I have no idea who she is, but she looks cute.Tinsel Korey – What’s with the orthopedic shoes?Zoe Saldanac- Love her and her movies looks kickass
    Zooey Deschanel – I think this dress could use a skinny, black belt and a better shoe.

  • Anonymous

    This is way mean, but I actually GAFFAWED out loud and scared my cat when I did the scroll down on Cory Monteith – dude, you are not fierce, ‘tough’ or a heart throb (at least in my book). Find yourself a nice suit THAT FITS, no scruffy shoes and maybe an interesting tie and call it a day. The trying too hard is making me sad. Blech!

  • Anonymous

    Google is giving you guys a blank page again. : (

  • Anonymous

    Tinsel? someone’s name is Tinsel? Jesus.  I think my all-time favorite TLo Red Carpet Criticism is “Go home and start over.” Does Taylor Swift have only one facial expression? I’ve only ever seen one expression on her, though admittedly I don’t exactly go seeking out photos of her. And some of the dresses these girls are wearing are really too short. I know they’re young and someone probably thinks they’re cute/sexy girls, but many of these dresses are about an eighth of an inch away from being backdrops for the good china. eesh.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      someone’s name is tinsel & someone’s name is, oy vey, fivel, only thats her nickname, not her real name & it seems to come from the fiddler & not the family, if that makes sense.

      & the someone whose name is fivel has really gotta watch those hemlengths or she’s gonna look like a kardashian who has refused the family tradition of relentless surgical de-enhancement. same for zooey deschanel, but w/ less actual kardashian in the mix.

      how could anything make taylor swift look like half a box? a big big box?

      skyler samuels, whoever she is, is backed up against that sponsorwall cos her feet are killing her & she’s trying to use the wall to take off some of the pressure on her unforgivably-supported arches. take it from someone who knows, not that it excuses the bow or anything.

      i like elizabeth banks’ dress, even tho i dont know who she is, either.

      but best i like the shoes of cameron diaz. who made them?

      oh, as an aside, taylor lautner is 19. i looked him up cos someone asked & he doesnt matter to me {my spouses & exspouses more resemble the one that was told the service entrance is in the back}. hope it helps tho i think it belongs on the other thread.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    I really want Cameron’s shoes.  They are so great.

    • http://twitter.com/asciident Melissa Della

      That’s the only memorable part of this post for me–those SHOES! Wow.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, what shoes DO you guys want people to wear? Maybe you should do a commentary on that!

    • Anonymous

      I would totally love that! Sometimes I see what people are wearing, hate it, and have no clue what kind of shoe I’d prefer. I need my TLo fashion mentors to step in and tell me what’s best!

  • Anonymous

    I’m not normally one to comment on Biebert, but god damn he looks exactly like Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry.

  • Anonymous

    You guys must have run out of steam before you got to Zoe Saldana. Can’t believe you thought that look was fierce. The dress itself is cute and suits her well but EVERYTHING else is wrong.
    Hair is “washed it after yoga class but didn’t have time to style it”.
    Look needs some serious earrings to balance out the nekkidness of her chest.
    Belt completely doesn’t go with the dress.
    Dress is summer beach casual and the shoes are winter wedding reception.

  • Anonymous

    Interestingly, Chord Overstreet & Cory Monteith share the same stylist. They both need to fire said stylist.

  • http://postsomethingcreative.blogspot.com Nicole

    That dress + clunker shoes add like twenty pounds to Zooey, I mean yikes.

  • http://twitter.com/Athenabast Athena Bast

    I don’t know who looks more wrong to me, Beiber or Monteith.

  • Elizabeth Denton

    Lucy’s shoes are def not boring! The dress is rough but the shoes are TDF. 

  • Anonymous

    Lucy Hale’s dress was made in a petstore, obv.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T53WBEPGJZ7MMMZC4O563YU5HA Observer

    Titbow! Giggle, giggle.

  • Anonymous

    A. I want to be Zoe Saldana, and B. Kellan Lutz looks oddly pinheaded, which I’ve never noticed before. I think it’s the collar and tie knot. Maybe a thicker-necked fellow should go for the double windsor…I know they’re not “in,” but a little width might help him here.

    • Anonymous

      perhaps to be p.c. we should call him head size challenged.  or alternatively headed. (not)  how about “a friend of zippy”?

  • Anonymous

    I can’t help it – Justin Bieber looks like Hillary Swank à la “Boys Don’t Cry”

  • http://twitter.com/choconestor Nestor Fuentes

    zoe saldania is just perfect

  • Sylvia Baba

    I love Cameron’s shoes. And if you see Lucy Hale’s outfit from the back, you’ll see the shoes are not boring. Not particularly flattering or pretty, but not boring.

  • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

    Corey and Beiber really need some help dressing. And if they have help dressing.. yikes.  I love what Selena is wearing. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/yhawkins13 Yolanda Hawkins

    Tiffany Hines – the lighting on her leg is distracting me from her cute outfit.  Zoe Saldana fabulous from head to toe. And Cameron’s shoes – I. Want. Them. NOW!!!

  • Anonymous

    Cameron Diaz was channeling Jennifer Aniston, but with so much fiercer shoes.
    Those shoes call for a simple dress but more than a towel. *sigh*

    • Anonymous

      really.  someone please take jennifer shoe shopping.

  • Anonymous

    I would kill for Cameron Diaz’ shoes.

    What is “MILF”?

    (and the Grammar Goddess must point out that it’s “fewer options”, not “less options”.  Sorry, pet peeve!  (one of many)) 

    • Anonymous

      MILF=Mom I’d Like to Fuck

    • Anonymous

      grammar goddess:  why?  neither seems correct to me-  fewer than what, less than what? how about don’t got much in the way of options?  quirks of grammar are one of the many random things that fascinate me.

  • Anonymous

    Is Robb’s dress made out of pee pads and reptile cage liner?

  • Anonymous

    Bieber always looks so snotty, and I’m NEVER over the fact that someone thought it was appropriate to ask this little snotrag his precious opinion on abortion issues. I really want something career-ruining to happen to him, the sooner the better. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      it’ll happen to him sooner rather than later: it’s called getting older.

      were he any older, the question wouldve been worse. anyone old enough would think his opinion as fulla worth as the opinion of any other fifteen year old, or whatever he is. the problem is what the other fifteen year olds will think, & that is very very sad.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t get the hate for Bieber really. Yes, he looks like a poor man’s Hilary Swank, and his hits aren’t really, well good, but come on, he’s 16, you wouldn’t want your 16 year old self documented and broadcast for the world to see.

      That, and he’s a teen idol, so he’s probably going to develop a horrible drug habit and appear in bad reality shows with Dr. Drew in 10 years, and isn’t that punishment enough?

  • Anonymous

    Bieber always looks so snotty, and I’m NEVER over the fact that someone thought it was appropriate to ask this little snotrag his precious opinion on abortion issues. I really want something career-ruining to happen to him, the sooner the better. 

  • Anonymous

    Justin Bieber looks like a girl, for real.
    Demi Lovato looks healthy which is good. But her mullet dress? No.
    Kellan Lutz needs to step away from the gym just for a day or two. He looks like the Incredible Hulk ready to bust put of his clothes (not that that’s a bad thing, lol)

  • http://twitter.com/HanorahSV Hanorah Vanni

    OH you’re so CRUEL! Elizabeth Banks looks AMAZING!!

  • http://toodles.yelp.com AWStevens

    Chord Overstreet looks really pissed that Cory Monteith’s bulge is MUCH bigger than his…  I always *snort* laugh at Rachel Bilson now.  She’s the new Mooshy Fartone…

  • http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

    Oh, Cory. Roll those sleeves down! I don’t care how hot it is. And change your pants.

  • http://twitter.com/msduygu Duygu

    I just wanted to point out that Lucy Hale’s shoes are anything but boring. You just need to see them from the side. They’re heelless Giuseppe Zanotti platforms. :)

  • http://twitter.com/EbookPublishHQ Kat

    I love Zoe Saldana and her gorgeous smile, but that belt seems ill-chosen — it makes her torso look about 3 inches tall, and to me it just doesn’t look that great with the dress.

  • http://twitter.com/EbookPublishHQ Kat

    I love Zoe Saldana and her gorgeous smile, but that belt seems ill-chosen — it makes her torso look about 3 inches tall, and to me it just doesn’t look that great with the dress.

  • Anonymous

    “William Shatner getup” lmao! 

  • Tamara Hogan

    Random question: For what purpose does one actually choose a Kardashian, instead of merely having one inflicted upon them? 

    Zoe Saldana FTW, and I’d really like to see Zooey Deschanel wear something that wasn’t twee enough for a toddler. Girl, you’re over 30.

  • Anonymous

    Message to Cat Deeley, Rachel Bilson, and all other extremely skinny women showing extremely skinny legs: If you wear clodhopper shoes, you end up looking like Olive Oyl. 

    Cameron Diaz’s shoes are stunning and I want them! 
    Tiffany Hines a little too gyno to be “adorable.”
    And I think Taylor Swift looks just fine.
    Zoe Saldana is perfection and leaves everyone else completely in the dust.

    “Pre-annoyed!”  Brilliant!  I am so stealing that!

    • Anonymous

      or as my girlfriend said after she snapped at her sister on christmas:  it was a preemptory bitch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1550881905 Hildegerd Haugen

    Not one goodlooking and sexy guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    Why does Rachel Bilson get invited anywhere? Has she even really been in anything since the O.C. (she was on that one, right?)?

  • http://twitter.com/ryenerman rynerman

    I want Cameron Diaz’s shoes so much!  Why does Kellen Lutz’s head look so tiny?  It’s distracting.

  • http://twitter.com/ryenerman rynerman

    I want Cameron Diaz’s shoes so much!  Why does Kellen Lutz’s head look so tiny?  It’s distracting.

  • Anonymous

    Large man who knows how to dress well? Mike Mizanin. He’s a professional wrestler. If he can dress his body, these male actors who make a hell of a lot more money than he does should be able to as well.

    He looked so freakin’ adorable in his plaid suit at the Teen Choice Awards. I had been hoping he would have been featured.

  • Anonymous

    Are there any shoes that you guys like?

  • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

    The Kardashian sisters sporting what all the fashionable showers are wearing.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

    Wow, Cameron Diaz looks JUST like Kristin Scott Thomas in that picture!

  • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

    Attention young rich males:  Know who also wore their pants tucked into their combat boots and/or high tops sneakers?  The dirtbags in shop class circa 1989.  SO KNOCK IT OFF.

    I didn’t think there would come a trend I dislike more than shitty shoes with tailored clothes.  It has arrived.

  • Anonymous

    Zoë Saldana: what a boss.

    Kim Kardashian looks like a shower curtain.

  • Anonymous

    wtf with all the clunky shoes?

  • Anonymous

    cameron:  i want your shoes NOW.  can’t wear them so i’ll put them on an altar and worship them.
    cassie:  witchy woman
    chord:  yummy little boy
    cory:  camel toe for boys.  what did you do to those pants?
    elizabeth:  boobs trying to break free
    bieber-boy:  are your sunglasses stuck in your collar or is your bow tie falling off?  or are you just glad to see me?
    kellan:  plenty of man, not enough sweater
    kloe:  the white latoya
    kourtney:  got out of the bath, wrapped up in a towel, took down the sheers in her vegas hotel suite, and she’s ready for the club.
    nikki:  hot lava is pouring out from your cleavage, girl
    skyler:  fuck me up against the wall
    tinsel:  whachu lookin at, fool?
    zoe:  night of the iguana

  • Alexandra Guppy

    Dear Fivel Stewart,I own that dress. It was $80. I am at college. Why are you wearing it on the red carpet…surely you have a few more resources at your disposal, besides, it looks fugly.
    Love A.

    PS Saldana. Fierce.

  • http://twitter.com/lumiere_noire Alex G

    Dear Fivel Stewart, I own that dress. It was $80. I am at college. Why are you wearing it on the red carpet…surely you have a few more resources at your disposal, besides, it looks fugly. Love A. PS Saldana. Fierce.

  • http://twitter.com/TexasKel Kelly Coats

    Don’t know who Skyler Samuels is?  She is Chloe King on The Nine Lives Of Chloe King on ABC Family.  The finale is this Tuesday, 9/8 central.  Give it a try….

  • http://piagemoore.wordpress.com/ PiageMoore

    That Black Leather Jackets is very attractive and stylish in look.

  • frankystein123

    So very disappointing.