The Headless Bride of Buckingham Palace

Posted on July 25, 2011

So Cathy Cambridge’s wedding gown went on display for the little people and Cathy took Grandma Betty along to check out the scene:

Somewhat hilariously, Betty declared it a “displayus horribilis” and ordered the immediate beheadings of all responsible.

And you know? We don’t blame the old broad one bit.

Yikes.

Why not install a bucket of pig’s blood suspended over it? One lucky ticket owner will get the opportunity of a lifetime! At the very least, there should be a holographic skull under the veil, don’t you think? Maybe make the arms move threateningly when you walk past it?

“Horrid, isn’t it? Horrid and dreadful!” There is nothing T Lo loves more than a bitchy old queen who speaks her mind and doesn’t give a shit what you think of her. We’d put Betty up against the nastiest drunk in a piano bar and she’d mop the floor with him without ever getting off her barstool. AND get up and sing “What I Did for Love” to the roars of an appreciative crowd.

Also, Cathy? Examine the fact that an octogenarian is wearing a livelier and more colorful dress than your own.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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