Let’s check in again and see how the ladies did in their efforts to navigate the sea of nerdery in San Diego.
See, that’s the thing about “this collection was inspired by scuba wear.” It’s all witty and exciting when it walks a runway, but the minute its worn out in the real world, all people are gonna think is , well, that the dress looks like scuba wear. And is that really a compliment?
The shoes are too heavy.
Black seems wrong somehow. Maybe if she was wearing a Batgirl mask. That would be both thematically appropriate and have the added bonus of obscuring the fact that her extensions are a totally different color from her own hair.
Sweet Jesus on a breadstick. WHAT the hell is going ON here? Why does this look nothing like the cute little mini-dress with the flared skirt it started out as? Why is it all so horribly … askew? Why does her bizarre belt makes us think of the door handles on a neon yellow side-by-side refrigerator? With hair growing out of it? Most perplexing of all, why does she look so pleased with herself? Is she drunk?
We look at those nude pumps paired with this dress and just want to weep. What hath you wrought, Hollywood stylists? Are you happy now?
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